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Ultima94
06-01-2006, 10:38 PM
So I was at Outback the other day and orded some ribs. It was the wet kind so it like some kind of sauce on it or something. I took a bite and it like got on my canker sore I had for a couple days. It stung so bad I like chooked and threw up all over the floor. Embarising. At least I got finish ribs. They were good. I ordered some pudding afterwards.

XYlophonetreeZ
06-01-2006, 10:40 PM
Never ever fucking make a fucking thread ever ever ever fucking again. Ever.

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 10:43 PM
Never ever fucking make a fucking thread ever ever ever fucking again. Ever.

Never ever fucking post in a thread you dont fucking like ever ever ever fucking again. Ever.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 10:43 PM
No, he's right. Fucking expire.

Rag Doll
06-01-2006, 10:44 PM
Never ever fucking make a fucking thread ever ever ever fucking again. Ever.


sam <3 jon

& listen to him. pleeeease.

XYlophonetreeZ
06-01-2006, 10:45 PM
Never ever fucking post in a thread you dont fucking like ever ever ever fucking again. Ever.
I generally try to abide by that rule. I only make exceptions when the desire for the thread starter's painful death becomes too strong for me to restrain myself. This was one of those times.

All About Eve
06-01-2006, 10:45 PM
Dr. Treez has the medicine for my soul.

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 10:47 PM
No, he's right. Fucking expire.

When you say he you should say who "he" is. It could be me or XYlophonetreeZ. It could even be George Fucking bush for all I know. But I have a feeling "he" is XYlophonetreeZ.

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 10:48 PM
I generally try to abide by that rule. I only make exceptions when the desire for the thread starter's painful death becomes too strong for me to restrain myself. This was one of those times.

My painful death is just the begining of another life.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 10:49 PM
When you say he you should say who "he" is. It could be me or XYlophonetreeZ. It could even be George Fucking bush for all I know. But I have a feeling "he" is XYlophonetreeZ.

Ohhh, we have a lot of work to do here.

Fucking idiot you are.

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 10:51 PM
Ohhh, we have a lot of work to do here.

Fucking idiot you are.

Ohhh, yes, we do have a lot of work to do here.

XYlophonetreeZ
06-01-2006, 10:53 PM
Hold on, I want to try something:



Ohhh, yes, we do have a lot of work to do here.

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 10:54 PM
Hold on, I want to try something:



Ohhh, yes, we do have a lot of work to do here.

If he gets top try something then I get to, to:


Ohhh, yesssss, we do have a lot of work to do here

XYlophonetreeZ
06-01-2006, 10:59 PM
Wow, my experiment sort of worked in more ways than one.

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 11:01 PM
Yes it has. I have learned enough to launch a DDOS attack.

Preocupado
06-01-2006, 11:06 PM
XYlophone, care to share some results? I'm curious!

Ultima94
06-01-2006, 11:10 PM
Ummm.... Anyone hapen to know the offspring server ip?

Preocupado
06-01-2006, 11:11 PM
shut up
...........

T-6005
06-01-2006, 11:20 PM
It could even be George Fucking bush for all I know. But I have a feeling "he" is XYlophonetreeZ.
I think that these rough scratchings, indicating some sort of language-based attempt at communication, are meant to convey some form of wit. Unfortunately, I don't think the life form responsible for these scrawlings possessed a brain to match up to its desire for attention, as seen by the lack of a common theme - or any coherence that can be ascribed to any form of wit - present in all the other remaining documents produced by the specimen.

Conclusion - Aforementioned life-form is profoundly retarded.

EDIT - Speaking of bad humor.


Ummm.... Anyone hapen to know the offspring server ip?
1.3.3.7

BREAK
06-03-2006, 12:27 PM
This thread IS a piece of crap, but I just wanted to use this opportunity to complain about my canker sore. It's like right there on the inside of my lip where my top and bottom teeth meet around the overbite, so it's nearly impossible to avoid biting it when it swells up. I've taken to popping it prematurely so it won't hurt like shit when I eat. No matter how much it totally kicks ass to be me, this always puts me in a bad mood. That's all.

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 12:30 PM
This sounds like when Maria starts posting about her health problems.

And oh God, lame as fuck, pisshole.

Endymion
06-03-2006, 12:30 PM
Yes it has. I have learned enough to launch a DDOS attack.
ok, wait, you know how to do a ddos attack, but you don't know how to get a random website's ip address?

wait, let me guess--your dad's dead?

notoriousdoc
06-03-2006, 12:32 PM
What the holy fuck is a canker sore? Is it like an ulcer?

Endymion
06-03-2006, 12:33 PM
ulcer of the mouth, yes.

notoriousdoc
06-03-2006, 12:51 PM
Ah, I see. They're bastards, I've had a load recently.

Prahv, Spires of Order
06-03-2006, 02:02 PM
I've taken to popping it prematurely so it won't hurt like shit when I eat.

Canker sores don't pop.... does this look like a bubble to you?

http://andoverdmd.com/images/canker-sores.jpg

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 02:13 PM
Needs more salt.

HeadAroundU
06-03-2006, 02:19 PM
*needs more sal33t

Italia311
06-03-2006, 03:26 PM
Dont doctors burn them off?

neocon58
06-03-2006, 11:56 PM
Never ever fucking make a fucking thread ever ever ever fucking again. Ever.

I just fucking loled like crazy. Must be the mood I'm in.

Quoted for truth.

JohnnyNemesis
06-04-2006, 09:37 AM
*needs more sal33t

Failure .

HeadAroundU
06-04-2006, 09:42 AM
Failure .
*fail33ture

DICKON
06-04-2006, 09:42 AM
wow, this thread kinda turned into a cuss session pretty quickly. but ye the thread starter should be fornicated by a uranium rod.

Andy
06-04-2006, 09:43 AM
cuss
I love that word.