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calichix
06-01-2006, 11:45 PM
How old is he? He's a stone fox. He must be a million by now. I would so jump his million year old bones.

Dude, Jack Nicholson as McMurphy. Workin up a black sweat.

I just watched The Shining and felt the need to make my love known. there you go.

Paint_It_Black
06-01-2006, 11:47 PM
Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets might be God.

Lizardus
06-01-2006, 11:53 PM
I think he is one of God's detached...something. :cool:

Mota Boy
06-01-2006, 11:54 PM
Did you know the Jack Nicholson is famous for screwing women all night? Once, he took a brief rest stop from the act of lovin' to eat an entire apple pie, then go right back to makin' it.

That's my favorite celebrity anecdote of all time that I can remember at the moment, though Keifer Sutherland jumping a Christmas tree is up there, 'cause at least I wouldn't feel all weird hanging out with Keifer while that was goin' on.

DeAtHsTaR
06-01-2006, 11:55 PM
He's 69.

Whoa, his first film was in 1958.

Izie
06-02-2006, 01:07 AM
Jack Nicholson is awesome, but if I have to choose someone old I'd bang...?

Sean Connery, no question, no doubt. He just seems to get better with age, not fair :(

Vera
06-02-2006, 01:51 AM
You guys make me sick. The oldest I've ever wanted to bang was in his 40's. Even 50 is ewwwww.

calichix
06-02-2006, 02:41 AM
How old is George Clooney? And dude, Sanni, Sean Connery is a foxmatron. A View to a Kill hulloooooooooooooo!

Claibe- I have no words. Except these: I want Jack Nicholson's decrepit nuts.

T-6005
06-02-2006, 02:50 AM
I look forward to Laura's posts simply because of words like foxmatron.

Sin Studly
06-02-2006, 04:02 AM
I'd bone Sean Connery and/or Jack Nicholson. And hopefully Laura will be in on the act so it doesn't seem 'gay'.

H1T_That
06-02-2006, 06:38 AM
doesnt Jack Nicholson boast to have slept with over 1000 women??

Vera
06-02-2006, 07:05 AM
George is okay. But still. Grandads, people! Grandads!

JoY
06-02-2006, 07:21 AM
Jack Nicholson is awesome, but if I have to choose someone old I'd bang...?

Sean Connery, no question, no doubt. He just seems to get better with age, not fair :(
I entirely agree. ENTIRELY. *sigh*

skiddles824
06-02-2006, 08:07 AM
my dad tryed to name me after Jack Nicholson but my middle name ended up Nicholson...

JoY
06-02-2006, 08:30 AM
my dad tryed to name me after Jack Nicholson but my middle name ended up Nicholson...
so..? then he named you after him, didn't he? what's the problem?

T-6005
06-02-2006, 10:37 AM
so..? then he named you after him, didn't he? what's the problem?
His dad realized Connery was hotter. He began to ignore his son, which less to excessive listening to The Offspring.... and our current burden with this particular user.

DeAtHsTaR
06-02-2006, 10:40 AM
How old is George Clooney? And dude, Sanni, Sean Connery is a foxmatron. A View to a Kill hulloooooooooooooo!

Roger Moore was Bond in that movie, not Connery.

calichix
06-03-2006, 02:04 AM
oh my god, you're right!!!!! I'm so embarrassed.

Okay- Thunderball, hullooooooo.

JoY
06-03-2006, 08:08 AM
hahahahaha! nice save. ;P