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wheelchairman
06-03-2006, 01:14 PM
She stole the name of an old user. She sucks. :( Everyone talk about how much they hate Kira.

(btw welcome!)

Idiot
06-03-2006, 01:19 PM
Welcome username-thief.

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 01:19 PM
Oh shits, didn't Paula register?

Mota Boy
06-03-2006, 01:21 PM
Let's string her up and taunt her mercilessly for a faux-pas she couldn't have even imagined she was committing. I'm personally editing any post she makes in my forum to end with "I'm stupid and ugly." That'll show the little wise-ass.

Endymion
06-03-2006, 01:21 PM
oh, i thought you meant the old kira =/

wheelchairman
06-03-2006, 01:22 PM
It's definitely not the old Kira, who I definitely never convinced to post on this bbs from Myspace.

She's a liar, and a thief!

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 01:22 PM
I just checked there is a Paula. And it's not our Paula either. :(

O1337garchy persecution.

Emily_offspring_fan
06-03-2006, 01:29 PM
Let's string her up and taunt her mercilessly for a faux-pas she couldn't have even imagined she was committing. I'm personally editing any post she makes in my forum to end with "I'm stupid and ugly." That'll show the little wise-ass.
Haha. That'll be really funny.

nieh
06-03-2006, 01:32 PM
Hi there!

offspring fan
06-03-2006, 02:54 PM
I HATE YOU KIRA!





not relly..... but mabye i will some day

- -Lauren- -
06-03-2006, 02:58 PM
what if this member's name IS actually Kira though? Then it really wouldn't be stealing a previous member's username, it'd just be their own name as their username.

Kira
06-04-2006, 06:22 AM
The brilliant thing about this post is that wheelchairman has successfully confused you all (old kira? NOT old kira?...sdkfjsklj). But I'll clear it up: it is indeed the old Kira because Josh and wheelchairman beat me down relentlessly on MySpace, saying absolutely horrid things like "the Offspring hate you!!" and "HorneyPope stopped getting action once you left." I felt really bad. So I came back.

You're welcome.

Sin Studly
06-04-2006, 06:31 AM
I love you and I missed you. Where's Paula?

Kira
06-04-2006, 06:50 AM
Aw!! You're wonderful. Thank you somuch.

Paula is currently sleeping. AND I highly doubt she will return to post here, since she doesn't rake in nearly as many internet hours as I do.

Lucky girl? I'm not too sure yet.

Nina
06-04-2006, 07:00 AM
Welcome back!

Tizzalicious
06-04-2006, 07:09 AM
Welcome back indeed! I remember your name, I don't really remember you though, so either you left right after I joined, or I just know your name. Hmmz. (I used to be PuNkJunKeE, I guess you can tell me if you were around when I was.)

the_GoDdEsS
06-04-2006, 07:09 AM
Oh great to have you back!

wheelchairman
06-04-2006, 07:15 AM
Also, I let her in on a forum secret. LOL! Let's see if you guys can guess which one! (I also spilt it out on a soundclip once.)

nieh
06-04-2006, 07:26 AM
Also, I let her in on a forum secret. LOL! Let's see if you guys can guess which one! (I also spilt it out on a soundclip once.)

Oh noez!

Kira
06-04-2006, 07:54 AM
I used to be PuNkJunKeE
Yes, I definitely remember you.
And Nina. And the Goddess. And Lauren.

However, did Sin_Studly go by a different user name? I don't remember him...eep!

Tizzalicious
06-04-2006, 07:55 AM
He used to be Trip Boy.

Vera
06-04-2006, 07:57 AM
Hullo! Yay for 4-letter girl names as usernames. ;)

Andy
06-04-2006, 07:59 AM
Before my time, alas!

Kira
06-04-2006, 08:03 AM
Trip Boy...yessss. Haha.

And, yay, four-letter names!! People used to discriminate against me, saying I can't have a shortened version or nickname. Now what do they call me?? "Kir." Uh huh!

the_GoDdEsS
06-04-2006, 08:05 AM
He used to be Trip Boy.

TripBoy, that one was the imposter :P

Kira
06-04-2006, 08:08 AM
Internet imposters.
I just don't understand the world these days...

Tizzalicious
06-04-2006, 08:10 AM
TripBoy, that one was the imposter :P

Err. Oops?

the_GoDdEsS
06-04-2006, 08:27 AM
Internet imposters.
I just don't understand the world these days...

If only just one, but.... (http://www.offspring.com/forums/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=16&ltr=T&pp=30&order=asc&postslower=0&postsupper=0&sort=username&ausername=&homepage=&icq=&aim=&yahoo=&msn=&joindateafter=&joindatebefore=&lastpostafter=&lastpostbefore=)

JohnnyNemesis
06-04-2006, 08:29 AM
Don't forget ShipBoy. That shit was genius!

Andy
06-04-2006, 08:29 AM
If only just one, but.... (http://www.offspring.com/forums/memberlist.php?do=getall&page=16&ltr=T&pp=30&order=asc&postslower=0&postsupper=0&sort=username&ausername=&homepage=&icq=&aim=&yahoo=&msn=&joindateafter=&joindatebefore=&lastpostafter=&lastpostbefore=)
Haha! That's fabulous. My personal favourite avatar is TripDickBoy's. Very.

nieh
06-04-2006, 08:35 AM
Don't forget ShipBoy. That shit was genius!

ShipBoy was golden.

Sin Studly
06-04-2006, 09:28 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/shipboy.jpg

Endymion
06-04-2006, 09:51 AM
i can't seem to locate my pants...

Izie
06-04-2006, 11:14 AM
Hi, hello!

I remember you, but I don't think we've ever talked :p

Also,

Also, I let her in on a forum secret. LOL! Let's see if you guys can guess which one! (I also spilt it out on a soundclip once.)

Per is such a gossip queen.

wheelchairman
06-04-2006, 11:54 AM
I get gossip the same way Serbia gets new films. A long time after everybody else does.

HornyPope
06-04-2006, 11:55 AM
Of course no one can forget me.

Izie
06-04-2006, 12:06 PM
I get gossip the same way Serbia gets new films. A long time after everybody else does.

Serbia gets films?

...we have cinemas?

wow.

Sunny
06-04-2006, 12:07 PM
Per is such a gossip queen.

srsly, per, shame on you!

hi kira, i remember you.

Kira
06-04-2006, 12:13 PM
I remember you, too, Sunny and HornyPope (who figured as much...and was right).

Tripboy imposters? More like fans.

wheelchairman
06-04-2006, 12:13 PM
Serbia gets films?

...we have cinemas?

wow.
So much like Eugene! <3

sry m4gd4l3n4 :(

Endymion
06-04-2006, 12:22 PM
no memories of good ol' endy?

:(

Izie
06-04-2006, 12:36 PM
So much like Eugene! <3

That's why we get along so well!

sKratch
06-04-2006, 01:04 PM
I'm getting tired of letting old people know I used to be The_Molotov ;o
So yeah, that's that.

Rag Doll
06-04-2006, 03:22 PM
i used to be dexsgirl. welcome back. nice to see(?) you again =D

Endymion
06-04-2006, 03:23 PM
update: i have located my pants.

Rag Doll
06-04-2006, 03:26 PM
totally sigged. <3ryan<3

0r4ng3
06-04-2006, 03:41 PM
I suddenly feel the need to sig part one.

Just a Girl
06-04-2006, 03:56 PM
i like it when old people come back, even if i didn't really know them. i remember the username but not so much about the person. i was always Just a Girl but i am fairly forgettable so i doubt you'll remember me :)

JoY
06-05-2006, 01:35 AM
I don't really remember you, maybe just your name. I was JoY back then on the red & white board too. either way, welcome back. =)

sKratch
06-05-2006, 09:05 AM
i like it when old people come back, even if i didn't really know them. i remember the username but not so much about the person. i was always Just a Girl but i am fairly forgettable so i doubt you'll remember me :)
Pffff, fairly forgettable? As if!

Just a Girl
06-05-2006, 02:08 PM
of course i'm absolutely sensational now, but 6 years ago i was rather boring, i doubt many people remember me from then.

sKratch
06-05-2006, 02:14 PM
No one ever loved me back then either :[

Andy
06-05-2006, 02:19 PM
When I still had a Nokia 3330 I was trying to prove to my friends in the pub that it was indestructible, so I smacked it off the edge of the table. Unfortunately, in my inhebriated state, I misjudged the angle of attack and accidentally hit the corner of the table.

My Nokia 3330 was not indestructible.

Just a Girl
06-05-2006, 02:21 PM
No one ever loved me back then either :[

but you were in a band and that was super hawt!

i get the feeling Andy meant to post in Joy's topic. or really felt like changing the subject. you controlling whore.

wheelchairman
06-05-2006, 02:21 PM
When I still had a Nokia 3330 I was trying to prove to my friends in the pub that it was indestructible, so I smacked it off the edge of the table. Unfortunately, in my inhebriated state, I misjudged the angle of attack and accidentally hit the corner of the table.

My Nokia 3330 was not indestructible.
oh man that sounds exactly like me when I'm drunk. I want my mp3 players back. :( yes, plural. :(

Preocupado
06-05-2006, 02:23 PM
ok, it wasan't just me

0r4ng3
06-05-2006, 02:28 PM
When I still had a Nokia 3330 I was trying to prove to my friends in the pub that it was indestructible, so I smacked it off the edge of the table. Unfortunately, in my inhebriated state, I misjudged the angle of attack and accidentally hit the corner of the table.

My Nokia 3330 was not indestructible.
Did I stumble into the wrong thread?

wheelchairman
06-05-2006, 02:38 PM
I just realized Jesse's right. Man, I have no attention span whatsoever.

Endymion
06-05-2006, 02:39 PM
No one ever loved me back then either :[
as fuckin' if!

Just a Girl
06-05-2006, 02:39 PM
i'd like to point out that i noticed first, and therefore i deserve some kind of credit.

edit: noticed that skratch was indeed loved, and that andy posted in the wrong place. this means i win twice!

Preocupado
06-05-2006, 02:42 PM
Actually i noticed first, but i wasan't secure enough to point it out before a recheck because i'm also attentionspanless...

sKratch
06-05-2006, 02:56 PM
For winning twice, me and Endy will do the sex.

Endymion
06-05-2006, 03:01 PM
i will make romance inside of you

- -Lauren- -
06-05-2006, 04:04 PM
And Nina. And the Goddess. And Lauren.


No es posible. There must have been another Lauren before, because I've been here for only....a year and a month(?) i think. And I had a different username for 10 months until I changed it to Lauren.

Rocky-girl
06-06-2006, 04:12 AM
Perfect! Why do you all think that she stole it? It's wide spread name!

Andy
06-06-2006, 06:36 AM
Ha! At first, my accidental posting was a horrific mistake. Now it's just a magnificent topic-killer. Move over orange juice and abortions; mobile phone anecdotes are here!

wheelchairman
06-06-2006, 06:54 AM
Perfect! Why do you all think that she stole it? It's wide spread name!
Tanichka! My post was joke post!

Rocky-girl
06-06-2006, 07:04 AM
Ha, before writing an answer I wanted to ask you have you posted here!!! Oh, I'm too tired, bad for me:(