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Sin Studly
06-05-2006, 01:41 AM
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=105080

Deliberately setting out to cripple the other team is a time-honoured tradition in every jailhouse in Australia. Quit crying, faggots.

JoY
06-05-2006, 01:50 AM
hahahaha, I love THIS:

Unlike Van Bronckhorst and Cocu, the Dutch coach, legendary former striker Marco van Basten, welcomed the Australians' committed approach.

"This was a match for men," he said.

Sin Studly
06-05-2006, 03:22 AM
At least one of you had some balls, true. Still, if you can't handle convict-rules, start playing exclusively against civilised countries.

JoY
06-05-2006, 03:51 AM
top sports were never designed to be physically good for you. you're supposed to reach a high point in your early twenties, being a sportsman, & die at 45. our soccerplayers are not so much crying faggots, they're just getting old.

Sin Studly
06-05-2006, 04:18 AM
Pfft, they didn't even let us bring our shivs onto the playing field. They're crying faggots.

offspringer24
06-05-2006, 05:09 AM
sounded like a good game i will try and catch it tonight, van persie was unlucky with that free kick though and damn i hate tim cahill(blue scum)
anybody know if dirk kuyt is any good as he is reported to be coming to liverpool?

Tijs
06-05-2006, 07:47 AM
Yeah he's a great player most of the time. He has a good control of the ball and a nice shot aswell.

Andy
06-05-2006, 08:45 AM
anybody know if dirk kuyt is any good as he is reported to be coming to liverpool?
Kuyt is a player in the "classic striker" mould. He's big, strong, and good in the air. He's been pretty deadly for Feyenood this season (25 in 37). He's linked with Liverpool, Spurs and Newcastle in England. In my opinion, he's better suited for Spurs or Newcastle. Those clubs have quick, tricky forwards (Owen for Toon, and Defoe/Keane for Spurs) and Kuyt's presence would definately compliment them up front. I don't think he would suit Liverpool, as he's a little too similar to Crouch/Morientes.

And in response to the initial post; I think the Dutch fully entitled to feel annoyed at how the Aussies were playing - the World Cup is a week away, and picking up any injuries to first team players now would be crap. It's a shame that poetic justice didn't rear its ugly head and cripple Cahill or Kewell. However, hopefully the Dutch will grow some balls for the actual World Cup competition, otherwise they're fucked.

Preocupado
06-05-2006, 09:31 AM
"Socceroos went too hard: Dutch players"

I can't wait for the Aussie x Japs game.

Paint_It_Black
06-05-2006, 09:32 AM
I wish both teams had fully crippled each other.

HeadAroundU
06-05-2006, 10:13 AM
It's a death group (Group F, Brazilian). Can't wait.

Nina
06-05-2006, 11:20 AM
I cant wait for the 9th. This soccer world cup is gonna rock so hard. And Germany is gonna lose a lot and embarrass themselves in their own country. haaahaaa.

Tizzalicious
06-05-2006, 11:22 AM
Hey Nina, maybe Holland will have to play Germany when you're here, how fun would that be?

Nina
06-05-2006, 11:26 AM
Oh is it not finished until then? When is the final game?

Preocupado
06-05-2006, 11:28 AM
Lol Dexter Can't play footbal u football nOObs

the_GoDdEsS
06-05-2006, 11:30 AM
Gay. I like when we play ice hockey against Czechs or Russians. Half of the game is fights and profanities, sometimes some broken body parts. Because well, Slavs.

HeadAroundU
06-05-2006, 11:42 AM
Oh is it not finished until then? When is the final game?
9 July - Berlin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_World_Cup_2006

Izie
06-05-2006, 11:44 AM
I do not like soccer at all, but I like it when someone oulls a dirrrrrrty game. HAR.

the_GoDdEsS
06-05-2006, 11:47 AM
I find soccer rather dull to watch. So boo.

HeadAroundU
06-05-2006, 11:53 AM
nah woman, shut up.

arak0r
06-05-2006, 11:56 AM
http://random-m.com/images/1669896047_15410191131.gif

id just image tag it, but itd take a bit to load up (its 2.8 megs). absolutely fucking hilarious though.

JoY
06-05-2006, 11:58 AM
I wish both teams had fully crippled each other.
what?! are you fully aware of the fact you typed that out & clicked "submit reply"??!

Paint_It_Black
06-05-2006, 12:06 PM
what?! are you fully aware of the fact you typed that out & clicked "submit reply"??!

Of course. Perhaps I went a little far though. I don't wish anyone to be fully crippled, just enough that they miss the world cup, thus giving England a slightly better chance of doing well.

arak0r
06-05-2006, 12:10 PM
not like youre in a particularly hard group :| my 3 teams i fear, are in a bit rougher shape. italy mainly, obviously the us is in the same group. poland should be alright though. in fact id say theyll finish first in their group!

Sin Studly
06-05-2006, 08:46 PM
No, the dutch are just particularly soft. Even their coach seems to think they need to soak it up and grow some balls.

"Waaah, they tried to hurt us!!!!!"

Sin Studly
06-05-2006, 08:47 PM
"Socceroos went too hard: Dutch players"

I can't wait for the Aussie x Japs game.

We haven't forgotten that they bombed us back in The War. It should be good.

Endymion
06-05-2006, 08:56 PM
what are aussie soccer players anyway? rugby drop-outs?

it would seem to me that rugby would be much more their style.

Little_Miss_1565
06-05-2006, 08:58 PM
Lol Dexter Can't play footbal u football nOObs

Am I the only one who just peed a little laughing at this?

Sin Studly
06-05-2006, 10:24 PM
what are aussie soccer players anyway?

Sadists who are too weak to cripple rugby-players, yeah.

Rocky-girl
06-06-2006, 05:10 AM
Well like Sim I prefer ice hockey! That is better. But look like Dutchs play football!

Sin Studly
06-06-2006, 05:13 AM
Dutchs play football!

No, they play the 'lets hold hands and cry when people are mean to us while we're trying to braid each other's hair' game.

Rocky-girl
06-06-2006, 05:20 AM
No, they play the 'lets hold hands and cry when people are mean to us while we're trying to braid each other's hair' game.
Hm, I made a mistake I wanted to write that I like to watch Dutchs playing football.
I noticed that you became a moderator. Congrats!

Izie
06-06-2006, 05:20 AM
No, they play the 'lets hold hands and cry when people are mean to us while we're trying to braid each other's hair' game.

yeah, that's football for you nowadays.

Sin Studly
06-06-2006, 07:04 AM
I noticed that you became a moderator. Congrats!

What the fuck?????

Rocky-girl
06-06-2006, 07:05 AM
If you don't want I can take them away! :mad:

Sin Studly
06-06-2006, 07:11 AM
What the hell? I'm so confused it hurts.

Rocky-girl
06-06-2006, 07:16 AM
What did hurt you? My congratulations? I made a poem for you and you...эх

platinumpt
06-06-2006, 09:43 AM
The Dutch players have been submitted to a lot of effort this season. Just count how many Dutch players Barcelona team has, and how many games they played this season. It's natural they're tired, and get injured more easily. That will probably fuck up their campaign in the world cup, and maybe the less favorite teams will take advantage of it, using that opportunity to shine a bit.

Sin Studly
06-07-2006, 12:24 AM
It's natural they're tired, and get injured more easily.

Because they're crying faggots.

JoY
06-07-2006, 10:37 AM
Am I the only one who just peed a little laughing at this?
actually, if you hadn't pointed it out, I would've missed it. *giggles* that was well played, indeed.

JoY
06-07-2006, 10:39 AM
yer but how many do you reckon the argies will feign injury during this year's world cup its what they are famous for seriously (I'm an englishman btw) it annoys me to see them dive like their life depends on them n kick players all over the place if rooney is fit i'd like to see him n neville just kick the shit outta them show the world how to play real footbal
is anyone willing to translate this, because it involves schwalbes & might be interesting.

JoY
06-07-2006, 10:47 AM
I'll rephrase; can anyone BUT the maker of that post translate it for me?

Preocupado
06-07-2006, 10:57 AM
That post pisses me out of my mind.

Sin Studly
06-07-2006, 11:02 PM
Here ya go, Bella.

I agree, but how many times do you think the Argentinian team's players will feign injury in World Cup games? It is what they are famous for. (By the way, I'm a worthless piece of shit) I find it annoying to watch them put such enthusiasm into their sport, then attempt to kick other players and injury them. If Rooney recovers, I would like to see him and Neville outclass the Argentinian team and show the world how to play real "football".

Paint_It_Black
06-08-2006, 02:42 PM
Well, that was an improvement at least.

JoY
06-08-2006, 02:49 PM
thank you ver much, Justin. you just won yourself some Bella-loving points.

Sin Studly
06-08-2006, 11:04 PM
Can I redeem them for Amaretto?

pathfinder
06-23-2006, 01:02 PM
Sin dude

wy do you hate Dutch people that mutch???
I dont get it

Sin Studly
06-23-2006, 02:53 PM
Don't talk to me, you worthless Dutch.

Andy
06-23-2006, 03:02 PM
You don't hate them as much as Britfags do you? That would suck for us.

JoY
06-23-2006, 03:54 PM
Can I redeem them for Amaretto?
no, but we do still have the coffeecups & saucers in store. *smile*

Sin Studly
06-23-2006, 07:46 PM
You don't hate them as much as Britfags do you? That would suck for us.

I still hate you more. Although, you helped us Holocaust the Dutch, so you're not that bad.

pathfinder
06-25-2006, 11:16 AM
*sigh*

Still holding on to the past are you??

Hawkster
06-25-2006, 12:57 PM
Here ya go, Bella.

I agree, but how many times do you think the Argentinian team's players will feign injury in World Cup games? It is what they are famous for. (By the way, I'm a worthless piece of shit) I find it annoying to watch them put such enthusiasm into their sport, then attempt to kick other players and injury them. If Rooney recovers, I would like to see him and Neville outclass the Argentinian team and show the world how to play real "football".

You got some problem with english people? calling us worthless pieces of shit? that just downright sad mate

Tizzalicious
06-25-2006, 01:02 PM
wtf mate?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-25-2006, 06:44 PM
You got some problem with english people? calling us worthless pieces of shit? that just downright sad mate

Safe, blud.

Sin Studly
06-25-2006, 09:41 PM
Well safe.

pathfinder
06-30-2006, 07:02 AM
im think you have a problem with every nation on this planet.
exept australia.
thats just downright hypocrite

the_GoDdEsS
06-30-2006, 07:07 AM
And I think you're making his point completely valid.

Sin Studly
06-30-2006, 04:09 PM
im think you have a problem with every nation on this planet.
exept australia.
thats just downright hypocrite

I have a lot of problems with Australia. We're losing our way. That doesn't mean that fagtronic vagina nations like England or Holland aren't infinitely worse.

pathfinder
07-02-2006, 03:22 AM
i give up.
i just give up.
i had it with you.

the_GoDdEsS
07-02-2006, 04:00 AM
So when will you leave the forums?

pathfinder
07-03-2006, 02:08 AM
youd like that woulnd you??

but no.
im just done trying to convince sin that holland issent just a big pile of monkey shit.

JoY
07-03-2006, 03:06 AM
you know what could possibly convince him? you leaving, or at least if you stop replying.

Sin Studly
07-03-2006, 06:02 AM
If pathfinder leaves the BBS and never posts again, I will declare Holland the awesomest country in the world, and give one lucky dutchwoman (to be chosen by me) oral sex to prove the sincerity of my declaration.

pathfinder
07-03-2006, 07:01 AM
bite me!!!

is there a secret order against me or something.
ive never seen sutch common hate against me.
little old me.

H1T_That
07-03-2006, 07:07 AM
bite me!!!

is there a secret order against me or something.
ive never seen sutch common hate against me.
little old me.


a 'secret order'

pathfinder
07-03-2006, 07:19 AM
you never know.

Rocky-girl
07-03-2006, 08:13 AM
Maybe pathfinder is from Holland?

pathfinder
07-04-2006, 02:02 AM
eehmm...


yea

Sin Studly
07-04-2006, 06:18 AM
is there a secret order against me or something.

Or maybe you're just an unlikeable fuckwit?

pathfinder
07-05-2006, 04:26 AM
ooo yea i never thaught of that one.


!!!!!THANX!!!!