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Little_Miss_1565
06-08-2006, 08:50 PM
So Jessica Simpson and some scruffy young fellow said that AFI would "rock your balls off," but then when Jessica pointed out that some people don't have balls (good point, brain trust), the dude said they would "rock your taint off."

My question is this---since when does a woman have a taint?!

0r4ng3
06-08-2006, 08:53 PM
He must know some STRANGE women.

coke_a_holic
06-08-2006, 08:56 PM
When was it on? I'm sad because I missed one of the few times you can watch Jessica Alba for longer than 20 minutes while she isn't in a shitty movie.

Little_Miss_1565
06-08-2006, 09:06 PM
Started at 9.

the_GoDdEsS
06-08-2006, 09:28 PM
This is so beyond me. I don't even know the latest videos or singles. At all.

Nicole
06-08-2006, 09:31 PM
This is so beyond me. I don't even know the latest videos or singles. At all.
Me too. I haven't paid attention to popular music for years. Although I'm still wondering what the hell she meant by taint.

coke_a_holic
06-08-2006, 09:33 PM
I'm still wondering what the hell she meant by taint.
It's the anatomical area between the testicles and the anus, which raises why she would say that in order to include everyone.

Llamas
06-08-2006, 09:46 PM
I didn't know AFI was playing MTV award shows now :(

and haha wow, I wonder if the guy knew what a taint was and was being a dork, or if he thought it was something else... nice. :P

XYlophonetreeZ
06-08-2006, 09:50 PM
I always thought that was the "gooch."

WebDudette
06-08-2006, 09:58 PM
Number 5 is the best. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint)

Llamas
06-08-2006, 10:27 PM
haha I liked number 7. guess it is bi-gender and not just guys... learn something new everyday... :p

Vera
06-09-2006, 12:14 AM
All women are tainted because of that bitch Eve had to bite on the fucking apple. HORR!!!

Sin Studly
06-09-2006, 12:44 AM
Yeah, I thought the woman's 'taint' was menstruation.

edit ; You still owe us a rib.

Nicole
06-09-2006, 01:37 AM
... I'm beginning to think I was happier in my ignorance. I was thinking along the lines of what Vera said but now my mind is in the gutter :( Bad MTV.

Vera
06-09-2006, 02:03 AM
You still owe us a rib.
We let you bone us. Shut up.

Llamas
06-09-2006, 02:07 AM
actually, men were created from woman's third boob.

.:SMASH:.
06-09-2006, 03:18 AM
AFI are so lame now...they were awesome back when they were with nitro..i really liked the art of drowning. don't get me wrong, i like decemberunderground, its just they are doing offspring's mistake. and the lead singer of AFI is soooo fucking gay! get a haircut and get rid of the fucking makeup! christ!

im done

ninthlayer
06-09-2006, 03:28 AM
Smash, you're a fag. And I mean that with all sincerity.

Nina
06-09-2006, 05:44 AM
I wanted to watch it :[ but I dont have mtv.

sKratch
06-09-2006, 08:28 AM
I always thought that was the "gooch."
Women do have a gooch, but not a taint. The gooch is fairly small, as the v-slot reaches back pretty close to their pooper (I know, I've seen naked women).

Not Ozymandias
06-09-2006, 08:51 AM
Sounds about right, only Jessica Simpson would believe that AFI could ever rock anything.

Everyone has a taint.

calichix
06-09-2006, 09:20 AM
cause itaint your junk and taint your ass.

Llamas
06-09-2006, 08:13 PM
AFI are so lame now...they were awesome back when they were with nitro..i really liked the art of drowning. don't get me wrong, i like decemberunderground, its just they are doing offspring's mistake. and the lead singer of AFI is soooo fucking gay! get a haircut and get rid of the fucking makeup! christ!

im done

haha that made me laugh.

Mota Boy
06-15-2006, 06:06 AM
Dude, women have always had a taint. "It t'aint ass and it t'aint pussy." For my expository writing class in high school, we read an article on taint and Dennis Rodman, how Rodman, as a madman on the court, inhabited a unique variety of roles that made him nigh impossible to tie down to one position. The highlight of the article was the sentence "Rodman personifies taint."

The appropriate term for the mail equivalent is "grundle".

wheelchairman
06-15-2006, 11:42 AM
The appropriate term for the mail equivalent is "grundle".
I don't appreciate you talkin' about mailmen anatomy.