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sKratch
06-09-2006, 10:59 PM
When you're smuggling drugs across the border, do you swallow them in a condom or hide them in pills? Just wonder, because me and my friends that smuggle drugs across borders swallow condums full of them.

WebDudette
06-09-2006, 11:12 PM
Condoms ftw.

SkunkIt
06-09-2006, 11:37 PM
You should be ashamed, the best medicine is salt. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Endymion
06-10-2006, 12:50 AM
psh, i hide them in my seeing-eye dog's abdomen.

Sin Studly
06-10-2006, 01:03 AM
Lots of blankets and an emptied-out "sleeping" baby do the trick.

igniton/pyro
06-10-2006, 08:09 AM
i use the pill

the_GoDdEsS
06-10-2006, 08:10 AM
Weren't you going to leave the forums?

JoY
06-10-2006, 08:13 AM
I use the pill. for other purposes toooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by the way, drugs.. in packages.. in perfume bottles. it's going to be the new rage. & I once quoted an article about a 90 year old guy (around that age) who smuggled drugs. man, what a KING.

sKratch
06-10-2006, 08:30 AM
He's totally my new hero!

nieh
06-10-2006, 08:34 AM
The best are the parents that smuggle drugs stuffed in their kid's teddy bears.

Sin Studly
06-10-2006, 09:53 AM
No, dead babies are better.

JoY
06-10-2006, 09:57 AM
dead babies smell. hell, babies overal smell, let alone dead babies.

Sin Studly
06-10-2006, 10:02 AM
According to me uncle, they don't smell if all the guts and stuff have been removed to make room for the heroin/coke/whatever, and the exposed insides are salted heavily. Two of his friends got caught with a hollowed-out baby and a kilogram on a plane.

JoY
06-10-2006, 10:13 AM
read me care.
babies smell. it's their skin. it's something about them, trying to turn you soft, that just turns your stomach.

HornyPope
06-10-2006, 11:05 AM
You... smuggle drugs? That's so hot.

Mota Boy
06-15-2006, 04:57 AM
Hey, all this talk about drug-smuggling reminds me of the fact that my girlfriend, who exists, is really hot.










We have sex.

noodlesfan
06-15-2006, 08:48 AM
Hey, all this talk about drug-smuggling reminds me of the fact that my girlfriend, who exists, is really hot.
you mean the one that you pay by the minute to talk to?

Endymion
06-15-2006, 10:04 AM
complete fail. quit trying.

platinumpt
06-15-2006, 11:48 AM
I wonder which of them two failed the most.

Mota Boy
06-15-2006, 04:34 PM
On the contrary, I'm currently winning the thread 2-0.

noodlesfan
06-15-2006, 04:49 PM
that's not up to you to decide. I'm still losing by over 500

0r4ng3
06-15-2006, 04:51 PM
that's not up to you to decide. I'm still losing by over 500
It's not up to you to decide either, if you're losing by that much.

noodlesfan
06-15-2006, 05:09 PM
mods, how much am i losing by?

JohnnyNemesis
06-15-2006, 05:11 PM
If that's a Price is Right reference, I'm extremely happy and strongly approve...but still fucking hate you.

Italia311
06-15-2006, 07:31 PM
What does "FTW" mean?

0r4ng3
06-15-2006, 07:32 PM
Fuck the what?!

Homer
06-15-2006, 07:38 PM
www.google.ca aren't I original?










Love me.

Italia311
06-15-2006, 07:38 PM
Is that what it really means?

HeadAroundU
06-16-2006, 12:10 AM
For The Win.

noodlesfan
06-16-2006, 12:29 AM
Fine Time for Watermelon

HeadAroundU
06-16-2006, 12:35 AM
'he fuck is wrong with you?

the_GoDdEsS
06-16-2006, 12:50 AM
With every coming day I find myself scrolling through the pages here and finding no reply worth reading. You make me sad, people.

HeadAroundU
06-16-2006, 01:03 AM
Bad mood, Simma? :)

the_GoDdEsS
06-16-2006, 01:12 AM
No, just being objective.

HeadAroundU
06-16-2006, 01:27 AM
You are making really negative impression. I don't like it, mostly.

T-6005
06-16-2006, 01:33 AM
She's completely right.

the_GoDdEsS
06-16-2006, 01:40 AM
You are making really negative impression. I don't like it, mostly.

Care to explain what you mean? I don't know from what aspect you're judging the seemingly negative impression.

HeadAroundU
06-16-2006, 02:10 AM
She's completely right.
How the hell she is right? There's always some funny and interesting threads every day.

You know, there is a lot of teenagers here and she seems to be over-annoyed by them.

the_GoDdEsS
06-16-2006, 06:22 AM
Sometimes there are a couple of funny and interesting threads. But even most of those get derailed by jesters like skaterpunke and noodlesfan. People should ignore them instead.

And I'd prefer you answered my questions directly, without having to address me in the third person singular. Thank you.

noodlesfan
06-16-2006, 06:25 AM
please, don't lump me together with skaterpunke, i really don't want to be associated with him

0r4ng3
06-16-2006, 06:27 AM
please, don't lump me together with skaterpunke, i really don't want to be associated with himThen, stop giving everyone a reson to.

the_GoDdEsS
06-16-2006, 09:07 AM
Hah, I guess the little horseshit did not have much to say to that.

noodlesfan
06-16-2006, 09:26 AM
i'm trying to be more respectful, i'm just too used to the goregasm.com forums.

sKratch
06-16-2006, 09:29 AM
Oi wots this all about?

the_GoDdEsS
06-16-2006, 09:29 AM
Idiots who are derailing threads?

sKratch
06-16-2006, 09:32 AM
Ah that's when we drop one of these...
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/threadkillaz.jpg