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Sin Studly
06-10-2006, 10:08 AM
We're going on the blow-a-goat scale. How many goat's dicks would you rather suck than eat out a ragging girl?

Nina
06-10-2006, 10:28 AM
Okay. sucking a goat off is worse. And we all know how much I am grossed out by that monthly red army.

JoY
06-10-2006, 10:31 AM
50-100. meaning pretty goddam gross, but if my boyfriend can handle it from time to time, I should be able to. I'm afraid he's better at that, though. maybe he doesn't fully realise it's nastiness. *shudders*

there ARE worse things, though.

Vera
06-10-2006, 10:33 AM
Sucking off even one goat would be more awful IMO. See, if the girl is easy to get off, you'd only have to lick her nub a bit. Not go down the blood canal..

Andy
06-10-2006, 11:13 AM
As much as I hate the Red Sea, I must agree with the ladies on this point.

Endymion
06-10-2006, 11:15 AM
Sucking off even one goat would be more awful IMO. See, if the girl is easy to get off, you'd only have to lick her nub a bit. Not go down the blood canal..
before i answer, i need to know how easy sanni gets off.

Vera
06-10-2006, 11:36 AM
I'm very easy.

Uhm. I mean.

Endymion
06-10-2006, 11:38 AM
i'll bypass the goats and go straight for the land of sanni in that case.

JoY
06-10-2006, 11:40 AM
hooray!

..I don't know why I cheered, but it seemed such a victory for women. ;/

Vera
06-10-2006, 11:44 AM
Preferred to goats = equality?

JoY
06-10-2006, 11:44 AM
not quite, but we're talking menstrual blood here.

Endymion
06-10-2006, 11:53 AM
it's a tribute to how much i'm willing to put up with to make sanni happy.

JoY
06-10-2006, 11:55 AM
wouldn't everybody?

Rocky-girl
06-10-2006, 11:56 AM
not quite, but we're talking menstrual blood here.
I can't understand your cheerful bihavior :confused:

Vera
06-10-2006, 11:56 AM
The most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. *wipes a tear*

Little_Miss_1565
06-10-2006, 12:02 PM
I don't mind my own at all. It's gross, sure, but it's mine and I've been taking care of it for the last 10 years. Wouldn't want to deal with anyone else's, though.

No one I've ever been with has had a problem with doin' it while I'm on the rag. Just no oral.

JoY
06-10-2006, 12:02 PM
I can't understand your cheerful bihavior :confused:
you think I'm never cheerful? :(

JoY
06-10-2006, 12:04 PM
I don't mind my own at all. It's gross, sure, but it's mine and I've been taking care of it for the last 10 years. Wouldn't want to deal with anyone else's, though.

No one I've ever been with has had a problem with doin' it while I'm on the rag. Just no oral.
HAH, do I win points for once recieving oral while on the rag?

furthermore I pretty much agree with what you said, although my own mess can kind of gross me out too.

Rocky-girl
06-10-2006, 12:43 PM
you think I'm never cheerful? :(
NO, I didn't want to say this. And your screenname speak about this.

JoY
06-10-2006, 12:45 PM
awwies, it's okay. I'll prove my username to be right for you. =)

Sunny
06-10-2006, 12:48 PM
pshhh, it wouldn't be that bad. plug her up with a condom, wipe her clean and you're all set.

or use a latex dam, whatever.

Rocky-girl
06-10-2006, 12:49 PM
Bella,AS I can see you're always so happy. And find good in all. :rolleyes:

HeadAroundU
06-10-2006, 12:50 PM
Shit, I love this thread. I laughed very much. :)

Llamas
06-10-2006, 01:41 PM
as disgusting as I think giving oral to a girl who's bleeding would be, I think I'd rather do that than suck off a goat. Atleast I'm not likely to get a ton of diseases from the girl... and eww. I just thought about goat semen. NOW I'm officially grossed out.

JoY
06-10-2006, 01:45 PM
....you're thinking this through WAY too much.

Llamas
06-10-2006, 01:49 PM
how so? ??

JoY
06-10-2006, 01:53 PM
goat semen? *raises eyebrow* girl, don't even go there.

Llamas
06-10-2006, 02:02 PM
hahaha... well dude that comes with the territory... and trust me, not something I wanted to have thought about (huh... there's no grossed out smilie...)

SkunkIt
06-10-2006, 03:57 PM
as disgusting as I think giving oral to a girl who's bleeding would be, I think I'd rather do that than suck off a goat. Atleast I'm not likely to get a ton of diseases from the girl... and eww. I just thought about goat semen. NOW I'm officially grossed out.

lmfao That's gross. I think I'd go with the goat, cause if I don't like the taste of blood from cuts, I'm not going near smelly, watery jello blood.

This thread reminds me of a story I read about four college kids and their mission to go see a donkey show. funny, yet disturbing.

It also reminds me of the funny song, Lucky The Donkey by Guttermouth.

Llamas
06-10-2006, 04:10 PM
and that reminds me of 40 year old virgin, when the hairy guy is like "we went to see a show of a woman fucking a horse... but when we got there it wasn't that cool. I mean, it was a WOMAN fucking a HORSE. I actually felt kinda bad for the horse." or something like that. haha.

Endymion
06-10-2006, 05:09 PM
where i live, it's a rather short drive to a donkey show...

Betty
06-10-2006, 09:55 PM
I guess I'm so irresistible that guys will do anything to me, anytime of the month.

Endymion
06-10-2006, 10:58 PM
i'd drink yours from a wine glass, my dear.

Tizzalicious
06-10-2006, 11:40 PM
I hate it when Per votes with my username. I wouldn't do any goat sucking.

Sin Studly
06-10-2006, 11:45 PM
You people are disgusting perverts. Ew.

Izie
06-11-2006, 01:33 AM
pshhh, it wouldn't be that bad. plug her up with a condom, wipe her clean and you're all set.

or use a latex dam, whatever.

Sunny speaks the truth. Just wash up before, damnit.

Also, so far I've been grossed out by my period more than the guys I've been with. And I'm not particularly grossed out by it. Actually, not at all.

Hence, no goats. Ewwwwww, goats. Next thing you know it'll be horses!

JoY
06-11-2006, 05:25 AM
horsies! horsies are cute!!

Vera
06-11-2006, 05:26 AM
You'd blow all animals you find cute?

Sunny
06-11-2006, 05:29 AM
um, isa. ew.

i'll take a goat over a horse anyday. NYYEEEHH!

T-6005
06-11-2006, 05:32 AM
I can't believe you're actually having that discussion.

Izie
06-11-2006, 05:39 AM
I win this thread (thanks to horses LOL).

JoY
06-11-2006, 05:40 AM
I think I just grossed everyone out more than they already were.

mission accomplished.

Sin Studly
06-11-2006, 07:12 AM
I doubt I could accomodate a horse. Goats win.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-11-2006, 08:28 AM
as disgusting as I think giving oral to a girl who's bleeding would be, I think I'd rather do that than suck off a goat. Atleast I'm not likely to get a ton of diseases from the girl... and eww. I just thought about goat semen. NOW I'm officially grossed out.

Well, SOMEONE certainly thinks highly of their oral skills..

Nicole
06-11-2006, 09:40 AM
You've eaten somebody elses blood and you've eaten out a vagina. What's the two combined when compared to blowing a heap of goats?

Sin Studly
06-11-2006, 09:44 AM
.... that was blood fresh from a vein. It wasn't overloaded with hormones, nor was it stagnating in a womb for 3 weeks going rotten and disgusting and clotted and manky. I've eaten steak before too, but that doesn't exactly make me want to eat a bloated cow rotting in some field, going green and grey.

I've come to the final decision of eighty-two goats.

Little_Miss_1565
06-11-2006, 11:40 AM
Justin, I think you need to go back to health class, because none of the things you just said were at all true.

Menstrual blood has no more hormones in it than blood from anywhere else. The menstrual flow is the shedding of the uterine lining--it's alive and well until the moment it gets sloughed out. No stagnation.

Sunny
06-11-2006, 01:16 PM
dude, 3 weeks? i think women would die of infections if such was the case.

JoY
06-11-2006, 01:42 PM
I always tell my boyfriend blood is one of the most hygenic fluids on this planet. even menstrual blood. ...well, you could have it way worse I'm sure. menstrual blood does seriously smell, though. I mean, not necessarily even that bad (though pretty bad, if you ask me), but I wonder if it's not just the fact hormones during your period make you smell overal. you sweat more (some women do), you eat differently.. stuff like that. & it probably has to do something with the "material" that's in it... I dunno. never actually really thought about it before.

Sunny, I can't imagine anything else. man, three weeks. that is uberfuckingnasty. :/

Nina
06-11-2006, 01:42 PM
Hhmm..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:MenstrualCycle.png

I dunno? Looks like three weeks to me but then again I'm only guessing what endometrial histology means.

JoY
06-11-2006, 01:45 PM
it builds up, it doesn't just sit there & rot for three weeks.

Nina
06-11-2006, 01:46 PM
But building up means that the stuff stays in there. Or else it wouldnt be building up. Am I misunderstanding something?

Sunny
06-11-2006, 01:55 PM
my understanding is that the uterine lining builds up. like.. grows. but it stays connected to the uterus. when the cycle approaches period time, the lining like.. sheds.. and comes out with menstrual blood.

so it's like skin building up, except it's a different kind of tissue. nothing actually.. rots in there. lol.

JoY
06-11-2006, 02:04 PM
of course it doesn't rot.

I'm trying to remember what it smelled like when I wore cast around my leg for 8 weeks & they finally took it off. a LOT of dead white-ish skin, lying loose on my leg, still somewhat attached. that smelled awful. but that should've fallen off my leg naturally, which didn't happen because of the cast. I can imagine that when your body tries to get rid of something (skin is also just another cycle), but it can't, that *that* starts to smell real fucking bad.

killer_queen
06-11-2006, 02:07 PM
Menstrual blood isn't that disgusting. It's just as disgusting as regular blood for me.

Llamas
06-11-2006, 02:34 PM
my understanding is that the uterine lining builds up. like.. grows. but it stays connected to the uterus. when the cycle approaches period time, the lining like.. sheds.. and comes out with menstrual blood.

so it's like skin building up, except it's a different kind of tissue. nothing actually.. rots in there. lol.

this is exactly true. The blood doesn't build up sit and rot. The blood is just normal blood flowing around... and when your uterus lining strips and comes out, it brings the blood along that's currently in that area. The blood is no different than any other blood... it just smells bad because of the uterus lining.

Nina
06-11-2006, 02:53 PM
Well yeah, I didnt think it would rot either. I just wanted to say that I actually think it grows for three weeks and that Justin is right about that.

Betty
06-11-2006, 06:12 PM
I'd imagine it only really smells when it's been out of your body for a while. I bet if you went in and scooped up some fresh goopy stuff, it would smell fine.

Vera
06-11-2006, 11:36 PM
Some guy will read this conversation and turn gay thinking, "I can't go in there, there's always something building up there!"

Sin Studly
06-12-2006, 02:06 AM
I don't care if I'm right or not about the reasons for it smelling revolting. The reasons are completely irrelevent. All I know is that it smells like death ; like putrifying three-week old death, like an old sheep carcass rotting in the sun, half-submerged and bobbing gently in a stagnant estuary, floating on the hot-air balloons of its stomach, bladder and intestines as they bloat and swell with the escaping gases of festering meat and entrails, its skin fragmenting like weathered paper and sliding off the liquifying flesh and muscle under it in blackened and flyblown reams.

At least with sucking a goat's cock you're not making out with the Grim Reaper.

H1T_That
06-12-2006, 04:37 PM
when the red river flows, the dirt track you must take.

no_way
06-12-2006, 04:43 PM
Ohh it is. Believe me it bloody is.

Isolated Fury
06-12-2006, 05:27 PM
I don't care if I'm right or not about the reasons for it smelling revolting. The reasons are completely irrelevent. All I know is that it smells like death ; like putrifying three-week old death, like an old sheep carcass rotting in the sun, half-submerged and bobbing gently in a stagnant estuary, floating on the hot-air balloons of its stomach, bladder and intestines as they bloat and swell with the escaping gases of festering meat and entrails, its skin fragmenting like weathered paper and sliding off the liquifying flesh and muscle under it in blackened and flyblown reams.

At least with sucking a goat's cock you're not making out with the Grim Reaper.
Sorry, but this is golden.

...regardless of how disgustingly horrifying it is.

Little_Miss_1565
06-12-2006, 07:21 PM
I don't care if I'm right or not about the reasons for it smelling revolting. The reasons are completely irrelevent. All I know is that it smells like death ; like putrifying three-week old death, like an old sheep carcass rotting in the sun, half-submerged and bobbing gently in a stagnant estuary, floating on the hot-air balloons of its stomach, bladder and intestines as they bloat and swell with the escaping gases of festering meat and entrails, its skin fragmenting like weathered paper and sliding off the liquifying flesh and muscle under it in blackened and flyblown reams.

The blood iteself doesn't smell. If the bitch hasn't washed her fucking snatch in a couple weeks, however, there you go. If you only had higher standards of hygiene in who you bone...

Lizardus
06-12-2006, 07:49 PM
Sin is the ephitome (?) of coolness.

noodlesfan
06-12-2006, 09:13 PM
i'd say that it tastes good, but i'd have someone tell me that didn't know what it tated like, so i won't bother saying that

Lizardus
06-12-2006, 09:53 PM
What did the lesbian vampire said to the other lesbian vampire?








See you next month.




I have slept 6 of the last 24 hours!

noodlesfan
06-12-2006, 09:56 PM
i have slept 0 of the past 35 hours, insomnia is a bitch, but it gives me time to sit and live on these boards during times when my life won't be inconvenienced.

Sin Studly
06-13-2006, 01:17 AM
The blood iteself doesn't smell.

Yes, it does. Like death.

Llamas
06-13-2006, 02:03 AM
i have slept 0 of the past 35 hours, insomnia is a bitch, but it gives me time to sit and live on these boards during times when my life won't be inconvenienced.

we should place bets on whose insomnia i worse :p

noodlesfan
06-13-2006, 04:02 AM
we should place bets on whose insomnia i worse :p
well, i'm still awake

Llamas
06-13-2006, 06:09 PM
the only reason I fell asleep last night by 5:30am was cause I was really drunk. ugh... insomnia blows.

calichix
06-14-2006, 12:14 PM
my goth mcangst friend ate out a ragging chick cause he thought it'd be like, totally kinxxxky pure blood then when he winded up with clumps of tissue in his mouth he puked all over her giney. :[

Sunny
06-14-2006, 12:18 PM
holy fuck, dude, that is so fucking sick.

oh my god.

serves him right, though, what a moron.

noodlesfan
06-14-2006, 02:09 PM
it smells like strong rasberry tea, with a little effort, it can be an aquired taste, like black coffee....but cooler looking.

Preocupado
06-14-2006, 02:19 PM
And you're saying that based on which experience?

noodlesfan
06-14-2006, 02:34 PM
And you're saying that based on which experience?
the fat chick who told people that i carved the anarchy symbol into my forearm.

Sin Studly
06-14-2006, 04:14 PM
it smells like strong rasberry tea

If raspberry tea smells like death, wherever you're from.

JoY
06-14-2006, 04:33 PM
the fat chick who told people that i carved the anarchy symbol into my forearm.
LOOK, IT'S T_O_M!!!!!

calichix, that's incredibly majorly revolting. now THAT would be more revolting than purely the idea of eating out a chick in her period. the idea someone would vomit over your female jackpot.

calichix
06-14-2006, 05:14 PM
stfuz bella, we're so on a first name basis!

JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2006, 05:15 PM
he winded up with clumps of tissue in his mouth

Falafel sandwich.

Nicole
06-14-2006, 05:21 PM
Cali, I love you.

Sin Studly
06-14-2006, 05:41 PM
now THAT would be more revolting than purely the idea of eating out a chick in her period. the idea someone would vomit over your female jackpot.

You'd rather suck off 50-100 goats than have your crotch puked on?

noodlesfan
06-14-2006, 05:55 PM
If raspberry tea smells like death, wherever you're from.
i need to stop eating at denny's

calichix
06-15-2006, 12:33 AM
I love you too, sweet pea. what became of our sweeta$$ penpalship?

Little_Miss_1565
06-15-2006, 05:10 PM
my goth mcangst friend ate out a ragging chick cause he thought it'd be like, totally kinxxxky pure blood then when he winded up with clumps of tissue in his mouth he puked all over her giney. :[

CLumps of TISSUE, or just blood clots?

If it was clumps of tissue, she wasn't ragging...she was having a miscarriage. ACTUALLY eating abortion ftw!

noodlesfan
06-15-2006, 05:21 PM
ACTUALLY eating abortion ftw!
lucky son of a gun

JoY
06-16-2006, 03:06 AM
You'd rather suck off 50-100 goats than have your crotch puked on?
what a comparison, seriously. we weren't talking numbers when talking about goats, were we?

JoY
06-16-2006, 03:07 AM
ACTUALLY eating abortion ftw!
this post needs more salt.

Sunny
06-16-2006, 03:22 AM
you know, eating clumpy strawberry sorbet and clicking on this thread probably wasn't the best idea i've ever had.

JoY
06-16-2006, 03:26 AM
I once was on my period on a concerttrip to Luxembourg & in the hostel they had those.. plastic little thingies with jam for on bread & the jam is always so formed to the "wrapping", it comes out like jelly pudding. then when you try to spread it on your sandwitch, it looks somewhat lumpy.

...that was the last time I ever ate jam on my period. I swear.

Sunny
06-16-2006, 03:38 AM
eee gew gew gew!

last night i was talking to a bunch of people and one brought up chocopenises while the other was talking about buttsects.

..god. what a coincidence.

Sin Studly
06-16-2006, 12:17 PM
we weren't talking numbers when talking about goats, were we?

*stares blankly*

No, by 'blow-a-goat' scale I meant something completely different. Seriously, wtf?

HeadAroundU
06-16-2006, 07:15 PM
That's an infamous Bella moment.

calichix
06-17-2006, 01:34 AM
CLumps of TISSUE, or just blood clots?

If it was clumps of tissue, she wasn't ragging...she was having a miscarriage. ACTUALLY eating abortion ftw!

most of what menstruation is is tissue, m'lady.

Izie
06-17-2006, 01:58 AM
most of what menstruation is is tissue, m'lady.

Exactly what I thought. I've also been told tissue clumps are rather normal.

the_GoDdEsS
06-17-2006, 02:04 AM
Always ask wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endometrium).

calichix
06-17-2006, 11:10 AM
they are! if someone just bleeds out of her vagina like someone shot her, she has a tragically unhealthy giney. :[