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Mota Boy
06-19-2006, 06:14 AM
Comic gold (http://mr10000.livejournal.com/), that is.

H1T_That
06-19-2006, 06:15 AM
Japan fuck turtle, FTW?

Endymion
06-19-2006, 07:08 AM
and here i thought this thread was going to be about deadwood...

Endymion
06-19-2006, 07:10 AM
oh snap, this guy's classy!

Have 2 Exception!! Am watch japan team ,think: OH HEAVEN! ! why is womans figure skate team play soccer? what the fuck! such female!!! ha ha ha! Hello japan, i help you, give you brasseire, for breast!!!CLean my kitchen, my bitch!!!

after, watch France team, is so bad not funny, only sad. MR 10000 say one thing, no more talk france: No dignity, is french.

Iddy
06-19-2006, 07:26 AM
Last week, I am with whiteperson friends. Spend whiteperson holiday day. is called ZOMBIE JESUS EGGRABIT HOLIDAY DAY, i think. they say, usual is egg, but we are not like egg, we are like beer. so find beer. whitepersons especial strange. tell me, is holiday day for jesus, after died he is zombie, come back. So they have rabit come, not normal rabbit, is eggrabit. Hide eggs, then is find. We are hide beer, drink full, am dance. Is happy heart!

Zombie Jesus Eggrabbit Holiday Day! I like.. I like alot :rolleyes:

Where do you find such gems, Mota Boy?

Endymion
06-19-2006, 08:33 AM
oh damn, his polls are pretty good:
What am I do for Five One holiday?
Hookers!
Go to park practice English
Abstinence
Abstinence with hookers
Japan FUCK TURTLE!
Drink drunk and do Taiji

How to talk to Female for to pick up?Give help in comment!
Hello, am virgin!
Dear Female ,is you want to sex ?Thankyou.
You, very handsome female !!More than hat!!
Japan fuck turtle !! You fuck Mr 10000?
Hello. I give you 200rmb.
My hat! MExico. Sex?
Mr10000 say COME WITH Mr10000!!

and a poem...

Oh love of flower
On world most beautiful
It is China Flower
JAPAN FUCK TURTLE!!!!

sKratch
06-19-2006, 08:52 AM
I enjoyed "She touching me more sweet than warcraft."

Mannen som blev en gris
06-19-2006, 08:58 AM
Hahahaha! Well, he really is entertaining. Maybe fake, but who cares.

Yesterday, I am go to Lush, eat whiteperson food, practice english. i eat hamburger. good to eat, better than japan food, is cook!!! ha ha ha. I am sit in chair, look at other customer. Mr. 10000 think 'OH HEAVEN!! KILLED ME!! SUCH GIANT BOTTOM!! HOW SIMILAR HIPOPOTOMUS!

now Mr. 10000 ask question whiteperson: WHY WOMEN SO FATNESS? YOUR WOMAN IS MAMOTH! WHERE IS TUSK? HA HA HA! I ask, what eat to have such fat. China women not have. China women is world stongest. friend say, very good to sex, i believe. i no kiss. Virgin. Not problem, I find wife to sex

I think that's my favourite.

All About Eve
06-19-2006, 09:01 AM
I love Asians.

Nina
06-19-2006, 09:02 AM
Holy genius!!!!!!!




I am walk around the park yesterday, am see cherry blossoms. Are beautiful, are colorful, cherry blossoms. I reflect japan, japan people, cherry blossom is japan symbol. I think, how lovely time in Spring. Spring so lovely, i feel i should give gift to japan. So, japan people, Mr.. 10000 give you spring gift: Gift of HATE!!!!! Ha ha ha! Eat fish not cooked? DIRTY FARMERS!!!!


ha ha ha!

Vera
06-19-2006, 01:23 PM
At first I was like "That's not Finnish!" at his "MR 10000 speak finish!". XD!!

Dohhh.

Yatesy
06-19-2006, 01:43 PM
This is gold but still, ftw?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-19-2006, 06:37 PM
He's such a romantic.


Recently, Mr 10000 do not write post ! Mr 10000 think. What the fuck is problem with Females . Recently, very many new Female within Mr 10000 life. Few weeks Mr 10000 meet Butterfly. Mr 10000 love Butterfly. We sing . and dance and Mr 10000 very drunk, she is to Mr 10000 so nice and handsome. Mr10000 say: Butterfly! You body is good. She touching me more sweet than warcraft.

Then last week Mr 10000 have Date. Internet date.Mr 10000 also get very drunk and try to take her home she was no drinking . But Mr 10000 still grabbing her to take home .However Mr10000 be defeated by Female again What the fuck.

JohnnyNemesis
06-19-2006, 07:28 PM
I haven't been this happy on this BBS in ages.


I am study english to tap ass american GIRL!!!!! i am virgin. never kiss. I SAW TIT LAST WEEKEND.

FUCK YES!

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-19-2006, 07:59 PM
Have you seen the guy's info?


Bio: I AM MISTER 10000!! I AM HERE TO NONSTOP SUPER PARTY FUN!!!! FLEE, FLEE OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!! MR 10000 CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! MY CHI SUPER GOOD!!! CENTERED!! YOUR WOMEN CANNOT RESIST MR 10000!!!!


Interests: 14: abstinence, binge drinking, centering chi, china food, friends, hookers, karaoke, kinky ktv, nationalism, not japan people, party, sleazy hotels, super party fun, tai chi

Ah, wonderful.

Jakebert
06-19-2006, 08:31 PM
"Nonstop Super Party Fun" needs to be used in regular conversation.

0r4ng3
06-19-2006, 08:36 PM
Haha, this stuff is awesome.

I changed my user title as a memory of this, for future references.

Jakebert
06-19-2006, 08:37 PM
Is Mr. 10000 come back! Recent, very busy, am like japan person at place with lot of sex robots!! ha ha ha!

Ahahahaha. Oh man, I have a huge headache, and this made it worse because I can't stop laughing.

0r4ng3
06-19-2006, 08:43 PM
why is womans figure skate team play soccer? what the fuck! such female!!!Once again: This shit is hilarious. This is, like, EROS-grade stuff right here.

Lizardus
06-19-2006, 10:09 PM
Once again: This shit is hilarious. This is, like, EROS-grade stuff right here.
Like eros on speed!

Mota Boy
06-19-2006, 10:27 PM
Where do you find such gems, Mota Boy?I know people who know people. In this case, I know a hard-drinking ex-college rugby player named Sara.

Ha, one of his friends looks like his soulmate (http://lovelylanlan.livejournal.com/profile).


Hello! I am nice with you to meet! I am nice China girl look for Super Chinaman. I live in Beijing. English with you here can practice but am not want to. Often I go out to eat something or with friends play. Truth I am also looks for dirty, fun happy love, naked water meet, sing love, big happy pleasure fun. If you likes with me please you sends me e-mail or note, find a friend! Many happinesses!! Bai bai! Love, Lanlan

Llamas
06-19-2006, 11:28 PM
big happy pleasure fun is terrific, as well!

this is amazing. I really hope this is for real. It makes it soooooo much funnier!!

T-6005
06-19-2006, 11:38 PM
One of lanlan's interests is "xiao didi."

Listed next to her other interests and considering that that means "small younger brother," I think it sounds so wrong.

Vera
06-20-2006, 12:14 AM
No wonder they make Mota only speak Chinese in China... They're afraid he'd crack up everytime they spoke English to him.

Vera speak finish!!!!