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Trip Boy
06-20-2006, 11:23 AM
Iím getting together with the girl Iím dating tomorrow night. Usually we just get together and have one of those nights where we just make out and watch TV. But I leave on a trip for five days and I want to make it special this time instead of the same ol same.

What type of things would sweep a woman off her feet? Should I cook her dinner? Or go out for a stroll in the park?

Please share you ideasÖ I need help!

nieh
06-20-2006, 11:30 AM
What type of things would sweep a woman off her feet?

A broom to the head.

0r4ng3
06-20-2006, 11:32 AM
I'd think a broom to the shin would make more sense.

BREAK
06-20-2006, 11:47 AM
Carve your heart out with a big steak knife, and give it to her in a box. Tell her it signifies that your "heart belongs to" her. Then carefully remove your eyeballs from their sockets with salad tongs and hand them to her. This will show her that you "only have eyes" for her. Finally, make her pull the pin off a grenade and stuff it in your mouth till your head explodes. That way she'll know that you think she's "the bomb".

Trust me, you WILL get lucky.

nieh
06-20-2006, 11:50 AM
I'd think a broom to the shin would make more sense.

But it would be more successful if they ended up unconcious.

0r4ng3
06-20-2006, 11:51 AM
But then there'd be no sweeping motion, even if it is with a broom.

nieh
06-20-2006, 11:52 AM
Fine, we'll do it YOUR way.
*sigh*

0r4ng3
06-20-2006, 11:55 AM
No, wait, I have a compromise.

Knock them unconscious with a broom. Then, before they fall, trip them with that same broom.

Sin Studly
06-20-2006, 12:11 PM
Your last post was dated 11-14-2005, 08:52 AM. Novemeber of last fucking year.

You came back just to tell us you have a girlfriend.

Conclusion ; You're a stupid piece of worthless meat.

Trip Boy
06-20-2006, 12:17 PM
Great ideas... keep em coming.

nieh
06-20-2006, 12:18 PM
No, wait, I have a compromise.

Knock them unconscious with a broom. Then, before they fall, trip them with that same broom.


Perfect! I have to try this myself this weekend and see how it works out.

the_GoDdEsS
06-20-2006, 12:34 PM
You're lame. And forgotten.

Trip Boy
06-20-2006, 01:17 PM
I'm not really sure why you guys are so hung up on being "remembered" or "forgotten"... I was just asking a serious question.

the_GoDdEsS
06-20-2006, 01:23 PM
Edit. Why do I even bother. You're retarded.

Sin Studly
06-20-2006, 01:41 PM
I was just asking a serious question.

No, you were bragging to us that a girl is willing to make out with you.

Nina
06-20-2006, 02:23 PM
Birthday:
December 2, 1983

No fucking way in hell.

JohnnyNemesis
06-20-2006, 05:14 PM
Weren't you asking this same question when you posted regularly on here?

ZEE FUCK?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:15 PM
Ladys & Gents..

.. we're still alive, by the skin of our teeth, now it's killing time, angel in our pocket, devil by our side, we ain't gonna know it, 'cos heroes never die.

Anyone who gets that reference gets a big pile of love smush.

0r4ng3
06-20-2006, 05:16 PM
Weren't you asking this same question when you posted regularly on here?

ZEE FUCK?
Similar, but not the same.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6403

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:19 PM
Dave; also if I google it?

Nina; holy shit, that'd make him.. older than me. & THAT is a creepy thought.

JohnnyNemesis
06-20-2006, 05:20 PM
Older than me too, by exactly two weeks.

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:21 PM
Older than me too, by exactly two weeks.
that makes you older than me, too!

rarr, that's kinda hot, actually.

0r4ng3
06-20-2006, 05:21 PM
That'd make him 6 years older than me. Like, holy crap.

JohnnyNemesis
06-20-2006, 05:21 PM
Whoa! CALM YOURSELF, WOMAN, I CAN ONLY GO SO MANY ROUNDS!



...okay, I'm ready for more now.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:21 PM
Dave; also if I google it?

You already have big piles of love smush from me. You know that.

WebDudette
06-20-2006, 05:23 PM
.. we're still alive, by the skin of our teeth, now it's killing time, angel in our pocket, devil by our side, we ain't gonna know it, 'cos heroes never die.

Anyone who gets that reference gets a big pile of love smush.

Megadeth ftw! But I can live without the love smush thank you.

Fixed. :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:24 PM
Nope, incorrect.

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:25 PM
Whoa! CALM YOURSELF, WOMAN, I CAN ONLY GO SO MANY ROUNDS!



...okay, I'm ready for more now.
*seckts*
you animal!

Dave; thank god. for one second I thought I had to know something as ridiculous as Megadeath. pffff. ;p

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:27 PM
It wasn't Megadeath. It was MEGADETH. If you spell the name wrong, you are dead in my eyes.

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:31 PM
take a zoloft, babe.

wait, I'm dead.
.. :(

I.. know I don't actually really have to, or should defend myself or whatever.. but I just did an attempt to check up on it.. & typed it right then.

I am SO blonde, sometimes it hurts. because I most definitely know I should most definitely shut it. :/

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:32 PM
You're not dead in my eyes. <3 People who actually like the band and still spell it wrong..

I stress way too easily.

..

Come on MSN!

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:34 PM
but.. what about the beer? & the Friday?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:36 PM
Every day's a Friday with Tee You Enn Bee!

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:38 PM
I read the "You" & then realised you were spelling your own username.

that's gay, man. seriously.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 05:39 PM
I'm just a big cuddly gay man. Perhaps you'd like to discuss this further over MSN? My intoxication doth beckon you.

JoY
06-20-2006, 05:39 PM
I'm just a big cuddly gay man.
alright, that convinced me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-20-2006, 06:06 PM
Bella just had a Bella moment. It was pretty uber.

JoY
06-20-2006, 06:09 PM
NOT TRUE!

you promised you wouldn't tell. :(

notoriousdoc
06-24-2006, 12:37 PM
Maria! Where have you been!?

Marco
06-25-2006, 03:44 AM
I've got the answer!!!! Tell your girlfriend to make a serious thread here! Maybe the new users who don't know that you're so retarded will think you are cool and intelligent!

Trip Boy
08-30-2006, 07:33 PM
Trip Boy!!!!!!!!!!!! Good God! where the hell do you come from now? remember our pull-down phase! good lord, the fun. hope everything's going well with you, etc etc. kissy.

How could I forget? Fun times!

Sin Studly
09-04-2006, 03:50 AM
Now apologise for coming back.

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 03:56 AM
I haven't understood a single fucking thing you've said since you returned. Did you manage to become even less sane?

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 04:00 AM
That's the first thing you've posted that even came close to making sense, well done. It's only spoiled by the fact that "clod" is not exactly a withering insult.

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 04:05 AM
... patiently, calmly, I ask you: what IS it that I've written since I "came back" that doesn't make every bit of sense you'd expect in a proper grammatical English sentence?

Everything you posted before approximately 5 minutes ago.

And it's not just grammar, it's content.

Sin Studly
09-04-2006, 04:11 AM
You're a stupid, pretentious, insane, deluded cunt.

Sin Studly
09-04-2006, 04:15 AM
Stop being a stupid cunt, you stupid cunt.

Sin Studly
09-04-2006, 04:41 AM
You're a stupid cunt.

ninthlayer
09-04-2006, 04:48 AM
I'm working in a bank!
Sperm bank, between the thighs. Thread over.

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 04:48 AM
how self-explanatory. it's not just grammar, it's content.

please do NOT explain any further, you might just end up breaking a synapse or sth.

Oh, Maria. You're such a stupid cunt.

I was trying to explain to you that even though you sometimes use correct grammar, you ramble on about crap that makes no sense to anyone.

For example, if I was to randomly say "the fish fell into my teacup" it wouldn't matter if it was grammatically correct, the content would still be insane. That's you.

ninthlayer
09-04-2006, 05:12 AM
Thread over.
Pay attention.

Paint_It_Black
09-04-2006, 05:14 AM
Pay attention.

Sorry, missed that before. Thread over.

calichix
09-05-2006, 09:23 AM
make italian food and get her sauced.