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noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 11:51 AM
who would it be and why?
(and yes, masturbating in front of a mirror is a valid reason to switch bodies with someone)

Nineteen Seventy Nine
06-29-2006, 12:24 PM
You, so I could commit suicide

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 12:26 PM
i'd choose paris hilton, i would go into the middle of a road, and start throwing up all over the place, because i think it would be the funniest thing that she's ever done.

Thomas
06-29-2006, 12:37 PM
I can't take you seriously whenever you use the word "bodies."

EDIT: Actually, I can never take you seriously.

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 12:47 PM
I can't take you seriously whenever you use the word "bodies."
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was this another goregasm refference?

Mr. Orange
06-29-2006, 01:47 PM
i'd choose paris hilton, i would go into the middle of a road, and start throwing up all over the place, because i think it would be the funniest thing that she's ever done.
There's no way I'd switch bodies with Paris Hilton. I imagine she'd ich a lot.

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 01:48 PM
it's only for a day

Harnum
06-29-2006, 01:52 PM
jennifer aniston for the reason of the masturbating in front of a mirror, she's mildly ugly but still pretty hot

platinumpt
06-29-2006, 02:01 PM
I'd switch body with Bill Gates for one day. Hell, I don't even need THAT much long. Maybe a few minutes would be enough. As soon as I was on his skin, I'd immediately transfer a few millions of bucks to my account. Then, I'd return to my so much loved self, now a richer man than I was before.

EDIT: Money > masturbating

Jakebert
06-29-2006, 02:02 PM
I'd switch places with noodlesfan's dad and beat the living fuck out of him.

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 02:16 PM
I'd switch places with noodlesfan's dad and beat the living fuck out of him.
not necessary

platinumpt
06-29-2006, 02:17 PM
So, your dad beats the living fuck out of you already?

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 02:19 PM
So, your dad beats the living fuck out of you already?
he's...an advocate of corporal punishment.

opivy21
06-29-2006, 02:29 PM
I'd switch places with noodlesfan's dad and beat the living fuck out of him.
Hahaha.

Anyway, I'd be Michael Moore so I could masturbate in front of the mirror.

Jakebert
06-29-2006, 03:21 PM
he's...an advocate of corporal punishment.

I know you're just attempting to be funny, but if this is true, your dad is my new favorite person.

- -Lauren- -
06-29-2006, 03:42 PM
Anyways, you can't really say you'd go into someone else's body and have them kill themselves, because well, you'd be dead too.

I would go into the body of Oprah. Because then I could do insane amounts of reputation-killing things on her TV show. Or be Michael Jackson. I could molest a child on tape so he'd go to prison.

Yes. That sounds fantastic.

coke_a_holic
06-29-2006, 04:08 PM
Pedophile. :mad:

- -Lauren- -
06-29-2006, 04:17 PM
No. Well, that's how far I'd go to put Jacko away. Or just get him in an asylum somehow. You'd think after about 17 nose jobs...and the fact that he's just insane.

I did a speech against him in the sixth grade. It's kind of my will to want him put away.

coke_a_holic
06-29-2006, 04:19 PM
How young a child are we talking, though?

0r4ng3
06-29-2006, 04:19 PM
Pedophile. :mad:
That took me a minute. I thought you wanted to switch bodies with a pedophile.

I have one question about the switchage. How long will we be another person for? I ask because I have a devious plan that only requires a day or so.

coke_a_holic
06-29-2006, 04:20 PM
That took me a minute. I thought you wanted to switch bodies with a pedophile.
I don't have to switch anything.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-29-2006, 04:30 PM
Someone who speaks that African click language. I wonder if they think in clicks.

- -Lauren- -
06-29-2006, 04:34 PM
I have one question about the switchage. How long will we be another person for? I ask because I have a devious plan that only requires a day or so.


A day. Spill your devious plan.

0r4ng3
06-29-2006, 04:40 PM
Actually, I forgot the original plan. However, I don't like to disappoint. I'll come up with a new devious/dastardly plan, or try to remember the first one.

- -Lauren- -
06-29-2006, 04:44 PM
Actually, I forgot the original plan. However, I don't like to disappoint. I'll come up with a new devious/dastardly plan, or try to remember the first one.


ZOMG YAY 4 EVIL PLANZ!!!!11

Endymion
06-29-2006, 05:09 PM
(and yes, masturbating in front of a mirror is a valid reason to switch bodies with someone)
i'd trade with michelle.

you know, so she'd see how awesometastic it is masturbating in front of a mirror as endy. oh those golden curls...

no_way
06-29-2006, 05:24 PM
When you say "switch bodies" you must mean also get a different life about it. I don't think my thoughts would be the same if I was different on the outside. And also you must mean lives. If I switched bodies with a famous singer my whole life would be different. But ok, I'd switch "bodies" with Amy Lee, and there you go...

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 06:15 PM
When you say "switch bodies" you must mean also get a different life about it. I don't think my thoughts would be the same if I was different on the outside. And also you must mean lives. If I switched bodies with a famous singer my whole life would be different. But ok, I'd switch "bodies" with Amy Lee, and there you go...
why did you have to ruin the fun with grade 8 style writings?

Nina
06-29-2006, 10:27 PM
I'd switch bodies with Tizz because let's face it, she's one hot mamma.

Not Ozymandias
06-29-2006, 10:29 PM
Whichever porn star next tries to break the all-time gang-bang record. Mmm, all those cocks....





Wait, did I just type that or only think it?

no_way
06-30-2006, 08:54 AM
why did you have to ruin the fun with grade 8 style writings?

There are also a los of different kinds of fun, and this isn't one I particulary enjoy :rolleyes:

... Seriously, fun? I always take things philosophically, I can't help it!

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-30-2006, 11:03 AM
No. Well, that's how far I'd go to put Jacko away. Or just get him in an asylum somehow. You'd think after about 17 nose jobs...and the fact that he's just insane.

17 nose jobs and he deserves to be put in prison?

I didn't realise that being insane was a reason to put someone in prison for life. Then again, I didn't reckon with your psychological prowess. Do you have a degree in psychology? Also, do you know Jackson personally? Have you spoken with him, and formed a psychologically unbiased opinion?

No, you have not. So shut up and stop assuming you know somebody just because you read about him in a newspaper.

SkunkIt
06-30-2006, 11:06 AM
I'd trade places with bush and get myself impeached by cheating on my wife with an Islam man. Then I'd get a tatoo on my chest that says "Satan saves" and another one on my arm of the Gay Pride flag, go down to Iraq and make him wake up at a gay orgy.

killer_queen
06-30-2006, 11:10 AM
TUNB sounds hawt when he is harsh.

Switchiiiing... With someone who has a perfect body to wear everything I want. Heidi Klum preferably.

JoY
06-30-2006, 11:15 AM
wowzah, someone's sentiments got stepped on. ;p

don't worry about it, Dave. I like Dirty Diana too.

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 05:10 PM
17 nose jobs and he deserves to be put in prison?

I didn't realise that being insane was a reason to put someone in prison for life. Then again, I didn't reckon with your psychological prowess. Do you have a degree in psychology? Also, do you know Jackson personally? Have you spoken with him, and formed a psychologically unbiased opinion?

No, you have not. So shut up and stop assuming you know somebody just because you read about him in a newspaper.


I did a bunch of research on him for my speech. He was still accused of many accounts of child molestation, and you can't forget the "hanging the baby over the balcony" incident.

I thought he was guilty, so he should've gone to prison. And the concept of Neverland, isn't that a little suspicious and creepy? For the 17 nose jobs, he'd have to be insane to keep going and getting more. Just an example of what I view as insanity.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 05:12 PM
the concept of Neverland, isn't that a little suspicious and creepy
Why is it creepy to carry out a childhood dream and have your own amusement park?

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 05:14 PM
Why is it creepy to carry out a childhood dream and have your own amusement park?

It's so he can feel like Peter Pan and stay young forever. Then he can invite young children to Neverland...see where I'm going.

And the fact that he's in his fourties and has his own amusement park? Odd.

That_Guy91
06-30-2006, 05:15 PM
Well, not that he has it, so much as that he enjoys it more than most of the children.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 05:17 PM
And the fact that he's in his fourties and has his own amusement park? Odd.
do you expect someone in their teens to have an amusement park? how old was Walt Disney when his themepark was made?

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 05:21 PM
Well, not that he has it, so much as that he enjoys it more than most of the children.

Exactly. Oh meh god even more amazing-ness.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-30-2006, 07:39 PM
I did a bunch of research on him for my speech. He was still accused of many accounts of child molestation

Accused of but NEVER FOUND GUILTY OF. The modern media will show whatever viewpoint gets highest ratings. Jackson being innocent wouldn't have sold loads of papers.


and you can't forget the "hanging the baby over the balcony" incident.

Yeah, I'll admit that was irresponsible. But, it wasn't worth sending someone to prison over. Plenty of parents are hella irresponsible. We don't send them all to prison.


I thought he was guilty, so he should've gone to prison.

You thought he was guilty based on what? The fact that the Daily Mail said he was? You don't know him personally, you can't make those kinds of judgements. The simple fact is, only Jackson knows exactly what went on. Maybe he is guilty, I don't know. But no one who doesn't know him personally or have all the evidence can make the kind of judgement on whether he's guilty or not.


And the concept of Neverland, isn't that a little suspicious and creepy?

Of course it's odd. But Jackson had a pretty screwed up childhood. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he's exactly the most stable person, but if you were forced on stage at a young age and beaten ritualistically by your father, I doubt you would be either.


For the 17 nose jobs, he'd have to be insane to keep going and getting more. Just an example of what I view as insanity.

Everyone who has cosmetic surgery is insane now? Pff. That's a load of crap. Yeah, he's had a lot of cosmetic surgery. I don't see the connection between that and him molesting little boys. It doesn't prove it. Alright, it's not a great thing to do, but it doesn't prove he was a paedophile. The jury looked at all the evidence, and found him not guilty. They saw things that no one else saw, and he was found not guilty. That's good enough in my eyes. And we as onlookers have no right to say that he definitely did or definitely didn't. All I'm saying is, he was not guilty, and we shouldn't be so quick to judge.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 07:42 PM
I love you

...............

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-30-2006, 07:43 PM
I'm not a dead body. Go away.

The_Special_Delivery
06-30-2006, 07:52 PM
Probably Olivier,a normal guy not a celebrity,just because I'm jealous of this guy since he's a girl's dream "cute and well shaped" guy even though she don't know him and he's a jerk,anyway,nice guys always finish last ^^

JoY
07-01-2006, 02:52 AM
do you expect someone in their teens to have an amusement park? how old was Walt Disney when his themepark was made?
...it wasn't in his backyard & he didn't invite kids over personally to play with them.

I bet my dad (59) would love to have his own amusement park. he's always in for some good ol' fun.

but that really can't be compared. Jacko is seriously mentally unstable. being mentally unstable in itself is not a crime. people are put away for crimes not just for punishment, but so they can't be a danger to others or themselves.

practically seeing the question is, is Jacko a danger to people? well, I don't know. the judge & jury said he wasn't, they're in the position to judge, I'm not, so hell, let's just say I don't know & accept their verdict. sure, he's a suspicious character, but you can't possibly lock him up for being weird.

Dave, not everyone who has cosmetic surgery is insane, but you must admit that it's strange to have your nose done so many times, it falls off at some point. most people get surgery done to be more beautiful according to social standards. the definition of "beautiful" is a bit slippery, I realise that, but the way Michael looks.. I don't know, if I were him, I'd get plastic surgery to look like he used to, if I ever turned into that.

T-6005
07-01-2006, 04:03 AM
If I were him, I'd get plastic surgery to look like he used to, if I ever turned into that.
I've heard from somewhere (no source, sorry to say) that the media shots of him make him look unnecessarily fucked up. He's apparently "slightly" more normal looking in person.

Vera
07-01-2006, 04:07 AM
I'd switch bodies with a young Michael Jackson and masturbate over myself.

Not Ozymandias
07-01-2006, 05:11 AM
Accused of but NEVER FOUND GUILTY OF. The modern media will show whatever viewpoint gets highest ratings. Jackson being innocent wouldn't have sold loads of papers.



Yeah, I'll admit that was irresponsible. But, it wasn't worth sending someone to prison over. Plenty of parents are hella irresponsible. We don't send them all to prison.



You thought he was guilty based on what? The fact that the Daily Mail said he was? You don't know him personally, you can't make those kinds of judgements. The simple fact is, only Jackson knows exactly what went on. Maybe he is guilty, I don't know. But no one who doesn't know him personally or have all the evidence can make the kind of judgement on whether he's guilty or not.



Of course it's odd. But Jackson had a pretty screwed up childhood. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying he's exactly the most stable person, but if you were forced on stage at a young age and beaten ritualistically by your father, I doubt you would be either.



Everyone who has cosmetic surgery is insane now? Pff. That's a load of crap. Yeah, he's had a lot of cosmetic surgery. I don't see the connection between that and him molesting little boys. It doesn't prove it. Alright, it's not a great thing to do, but it doesn't prove he was a paedophile. The jury looked at all the evidence, and found him not guilty. They saw things that no one else saw, and he was found not guilty. That's good enough in my eyes. And we as onlookers have no right to say that he definitely did or definitely didn't. All I'm saying is, he was not guilty, and we shouldn't be so quick to judge.
I get what you're saying, but you're using a bad example. Michael Jackson may not technically be a child molester but he's clearly a pedophile. In a fair world he'd have his kids taken away, his money taken and given to child rape charities, and he'd be sterilized and thrown into the deepest, darkest dungeon you can find.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-01-2006, 06:00 PM
Dave, not everyone who has cosmetic surgery is insane, but you must admit that it's strange to have your nose done so many times, it falls off at some point. most people get surgery done to be more beautiful according to social standards. the definition of "beautiful" is a bit slippery, I realise that, but the way Michael looks.. I don't know, if I were him, I'd get plastic surgery to look like he used to, if I ever turned into that.

I agree, it's an incredibly strange thing to do. I'm not saying he's not a pretty weird guy, but at the same time I'm not saying that equals he's a child molester and he should be locked away.

JoY
07-01-2006, 07:30 PM
I've heard from somewhere (no source, sorry to say) that the media shots of him make him look unnecessarily fucked up. He's apparently "slightly" more normal looking in person.
also the photos & videos of him in court, where he was requested to remove the scarf around his face & his nose literally fell off?

noodlesfan
07-01-2006, 07:32 PM
also the photos & videos of him in court, where he was requested to remove the scarf around his face & his nose literally fell off?
i'm fairly certain that there are no pictures or videos

JoY
07-01-2006, 07:38 PM
there are no pictures/videos of Michael Jackson, or there aren't any pictures/videos of him in court, where he was requested to remove the scarf around his face? because I'm *pretty* sure both statements would be wrong.

noodlesfan
07-01-2006, 09:48 PM
there are no pictures/videos of Michael Jackson, or there aren't any pictures/videos of him in court, where he was requested to remove the scarf around his face? because I'm *pretty* sure both statements would be wrong.
a nose doesn't just fall off, regardless of how many surgeries, if it was a prostetic (and it might've been) it MIGHT have, but with his money, i'm sure he can afford a higher quality one. it's just a myth, you can check it on http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/jackson2.htm
even though it's not the same occasion, the stories are similar and they're both wrong.

Marco
07-02-2006, 01:03 AM
I'd change into Jessica Simpson ;) but the Bill Gates idea is THE best

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-02-2006, 04:32 AM
also the photos & videos of him in court, where he was requested to remove the scarf around his face & his nose literally fell off?

I don't believe this is true, but even if it is, once again it's missing the point. He's weird, yes. But that doesn't make him a child molestor. That's the point here.

H1T_That
07-02-2006, 04:38 AM
a point i'd like to make in his defence.

During his court case it was brough up that he had a large collection of ADULT pornographic material stored in his office at the neverland ranch.

This point was used against him. Somehow it was argued that if he had this material, he is capable of being a peadophile.

If this is the case, then around 90% of people on earth should also be investigated, as i dare say there are quite a few males out there with some form of pornographic material.

Ocupation: Offspring
07-07-2006, 03:57 PM
okayy well that were curently talking about MJ, its a MJ joke.
How do you tell if someone is MJ?
Punch his nose and if he says "OMG thats my nose, im going to kick your ass!" its not MJ. But if he says "OMG thats nose, i paid alot of money for that nose!"