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noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 07:25 PM
I just bought a pack of safety pins and a bottle of rubbing alcohol, where do you want them, and how big should i make the safety pin, small, medium, or large?

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2749845

That_Guy91
06-29-2006, 07:27 PM
All of them in your eyes.

JohnnyNemesis
06-29-2006, 07:30 PM
Fucking expire. You'll get even more attention that way, which is what your main goal is anyhow.

opivy21
06-29-2006, 07:43 PM
Straight down the urethra, assuming you have one of those.

If you don't, then the anus will do just as nicely.

Thomas
06-29-2006, 07:51 PM
I want photographic evidence of your suffering/demise.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
06-29-2006, 07:59 PM
I want photographic evidence of your suffering/demise.

Oh, I want video tape. If you can capture all of this on film, noodlesfan, I will send you a complementary gallon of gasoline and a lighter.

DeAtHsTaR
06-29-2006, 08:12 PM
Oh, I want video tape. If you can capture all of this on film, noodlesfan, I will send you a complementary gallon of gasoline and a lighter.
Free gas? I'd say that's a pretty good incentive!

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 08:14 PM
Free gas? I'd say that's a pretty good incentive!
i'll take it!
all the way down my legs, and both of my arms, and through my ears, and if you'd like, i'll totally do the foreskin of my penis.

That_Guy91
06-29-2006, 08:16 PM
i'll take it!
all the way down my legs, and both of my arms, and through my ears, and if you'd like, i'll totally do the foreskin of my penis.
Do it!


(if he posts his penis, we have a valid reason to ban him!)

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 08:18 PM
Do it!


(if he posts his penis, we have a valid reason to ban him!)
or i can just stick to my arms, legs, and ears.

if i can find some chains now, i can put chains on all the different spots.

ignition991
06-29-2006, 08:27 PM
Why does everyone keep replying to these threads? noodlesfan loves the attention you're all giving him. When you tell him to die, or expire he knows he's getting your attention. If you really want him gone then ignore the stupid motherfucker

Nineteen Seventy Nine
06-29-2006, 08:36 PM
Well not just every dumbfuck demonstrates his agony to the public. Most just make threads and posts like below. This was just a bonus.


All Offspring fans are idiots ? F*** you !!!! Post your damned message at www.homepage_for_dead_losers.com ! Fick dich,Loser!

Thomas
06-29-2006, 08:39 PM
Why does everyone keep replying to these threads? noodlesfan loves the attention you're all giving him. When you tell him to die, or expire he knows he's getting your attention. If you really want him gone then ignore the stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker

Edited for a cheap laugh.

Ninty Man
06-29-2006, 08:40 PM
i'll take it!
all the way down my legs, and both of my arms, and through my ears, and if you'd like, i'll totally do the foreskin of my penis.


You can't burn the things you don't have

That_Guy91
06-29-2006, 08:41 PM
You can't burn the things you don't have
Next time, please just bold it.


Oh, and be funny, too.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
06-29-2006, 08:45 PM
You can't burn the things you don't have

That was the greatest pwn I've read in a long time. Congratulations, Ninty Man, you fail at life. (sorry for using, whoever started the "you fail at life" phrase)

Ninty Man
06-29-2006, 08:45 PM
Next time, please just bold it.


Oh, and be funny, too.


wtf it's bold

Where the fuck it's my dictionary

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 08:45 PM
You can't burn the things you don't have
i wasn't burning it, i was sticking a safety pin through it.

That_Guy91
06-29-2006, 08:46 PM
wtf it's bold
I mean just bold it. As in, leave the letters the normal size.

Thomas
06-29-2006, 08:48 PM
That was the greatest pwn I've read in a long time. Congratulations, Ninty Man, you fail at life. (sorry for using, whoever started the "you fail at life" phrase)

Yeah, I use that "you officially fail at life" phrase a lot. It's kinda like my trademark. I don't know how often I use it here, though...

Thomas
06-29-2006, 08:50 PM
I mean just bold it. As in, leave the letters the normal size.

Well, you must admit, when someone types PENIS in a font of that size, it certainly draws attention.

That_Guy91
06-29-2006, 08:50 PM
I think I might've used it here a few times. (the "you fail at life" thing)


Wait, I think we've gone a little off subject. I'm very much in favor of noodlesfan mutiliating himself for our entertainment.

Thomas
06-29-2006, 08:52 PM
I think I might've used it here a few times. (the "you fail at life" thing)


Wait, I think we've gone a little off subject. I'm very much in favor of noodlesfan mutiliating himself for our entertainment.

The subject sucked to begin with. I'm pretty sure you stole it from me then. You know, from the whole myspace thing...

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 08:52 PM
Wait, I think we've gone a little off subject. I'm very much in favor of noodlesfan mutiliating himself for our entertainment.
it's art damnit!

Ninty Man
06-29-2006, 08:52 PM
I think I might've used it here a few times. (the "you fail at life" thing)


Wait, I think we've gone a little off subject. I'm very much in favor of noodlesfan mutiliating himself for our entertainment.


Maybe if he mutilate his nose... that will be interesting

And thanks for the tip

That_Guy91
06-29-2006, 08:54 PM
The subject sucked to begin with. I'm pretty sure you stole it from me then. You know, from the whole myspace thing...
Nah, I think I stole it from one of my friends. Or they stole it from me, I don't know.

Thomas
06-29-2006, 08:54 PM
it's fart damnit!

Edited for an even cheaper laugh.

ignition991
06-29-2006, 09:09 PM
Actually, that one was pretty pathetic

Thomas
06-29-2006, 09:12 PM
That's the idea.

Little_Miss_1565
06-29-2006, 09:36 PM
All of them in your eyes.

I second. Will you do it now that it's the crowd favorite?

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 09:56 PM
I second. Will you do it now that it's the crowd favorite?
Not my eyes, i need those for porn!

the_GoDdEsS
06-29-2006, 10:18 PM
Why are you people replying at all? It keeps him going.

noodlesfan
06-29-2006, 10:26 PM
just a few more minutes of uploading and i'll post a link

XYlophonetreeZ
06-29-2006, 10:40 PM
Why does everyone keep replying to these threads? noodlesfan loves the attention you're all giving him. When you tell him to die, or expire he knows he's getting your attention. If you really want him gone then ignore the stupid motherfucker
I think I've discovered something about you: you're not an idiot. Get a better username so that people can realize that you're not an idiot. Until recently, I just assumed you were and sort of skimmed over your posts.

ignition991
06-29-2006, 11:22 PM
Actually, i've been meaning to get a new user name. It's hard to be taken seriously when your username is "ignition991", especially since most of the Ignitions (or ignitons) have been idiots.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
06-30-2006, 05:43 AM
I still want to see this. Can someone provide noodlesfan a horse? You know what I'm thinking.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 09:26 AM
I still want to see this. Can someone provide noodlesfan a horse? You know what I'm thinking.
beastiality is illegal in florida

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 12:33 PM
hooray! it's finally online
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2749845

Melt Banana is playing in the background

SkunkIt
06-30-2006, 12:39 PM
Damn, they weren't serious.

notoriousdoc
06-30-2006, 12:40 PM
Am I more amused or disturbed?

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 12:40 PM
Damn, they weren't serious.
i was
(and now a couple of words to match the 10 char. min.)

SkunkIt
06-30-2006, 12:42 PM
Well, I've seen it done before, but if this guy will do anything anyone says, I'll tell him this:

Nick, go get therapy before you do something deadly.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 12:43 PM
Nick, go get thrapy before you do something deadly.
i wouldn't want to kill myself, i'd rather kill someone else

SkunkIt
06-30-2006, 12:44 PM
Go get therapy so you won't end up doing that and don't read that pm I sent you.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 01:23 PM
anyone else find it disturbing or sexy?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-30-2006, 01:37 PM
Get some help, you weird child.

Yatesy
06-30-2006, 01:39 PM
anyone else find it disturbing or sexy?

Disturbing, go get help.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
06-30-2006, 03:40 PM
Damn, now I have to get you gasoline and a lighter. But now I won't, just because now I feel threatened about what you may use it for. Please, listen to us all, and get help.

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 06:04 PM
Do it!


(if he posts his penis, we have a valid reason to ban him!)

Jake, you're amazing.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 06:05 PM
he just wanted to see my penis

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 06:12 PM
No, like he said, it'd be a reason to ban you for posting pornography. Then you couldn't make any useless threads anymore. Less of your threads = More BBS happiness.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 06:15 PM
No, like he said, it'd be a reason to ban you for posting pornography. Then you couldn't make any useless threads anymore. Less of your threads = More BBS happiness.
less of your retarded rants = happier days for the simpleminded man

That_Guy91
06-30-2006, 06:16 PM
That was neither retarded nor a rant.

Edit'd!: Lauren- thanks, you too.

noodlesfan
07-01-2006, 12:16 PM
i want to bump this so people can see this more