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mrconeman
06-30-2006, 04:17 PM
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Go on, tell me.

I got...

Ciaran Lyttle: At age 97, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

0r4ng3
06-30-2006, 04:20 PM
Jesse Quintero: At age 72, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

What a bizarre way to go. What am I doing napping on railroad tracks, anyway?

Mannen som blev en gris
06-30-2006, 04:21 PM
"At age 35, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars."

Good god! I only have 20 years left!

mrconeman
06-30-2006, 04:36 PM
I pwn. Not only am I going to be showing art work at a gallery, but I'll live untill im 97.
pwn.

Yatesy
06-30-2006, 04:38 PM
David Yates: At age 76, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

LMAO thats the worse death, ever.

Tijs
06-30-2006, 04:41 PM
Tijs: At age 39, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
Thanks for visiting!Just like Mannen etc only 20 years left. Now I'm going to check out what'll happen if I entire my american shoe size.
Tijs: At age 101, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish. Holy crap, I need to find a pair of American shoes!

0r4ng3
06-30-2006, 04:41 PM
What the fuck? Why do I have the only boring one?

Not cool, I wanna be abducted by space aliens while fighting interplanetary terrorism at a major art gallery.

mrconeman
06-30-2006, 04:42 PM
Oh you better beleive thats getting sig'd

Yatesy
06-30-2006, 04:44 PM
I get this if I include my middle name

David Jonathon Yates: At age 79, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

0r4ng3
06-30-2006, 04:45 PM
With my middle name:

"At age 65, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide."

Hmm, better.

mrconeman
06-30-2006, 04:48 PM
With my middle name:

Ciaran John Lyttle: At age 101, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Crap, those activists are determined!

0r4ng3
06-30-2006, 04:49 PM
I guess they gave you another four years to live because of your middle name.

Jakebert
06-30-2006, 04:55 PM
Jake Henceroth: At age 81, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

I think the only way a death could be more gay is if I got crushed to death by a crate of Twinkies.

DeAtHsTaR
06-30-2006, 04:55 PM
Dain Helmers: At age 102, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Mr. Noodles
06-30-2006, 05:00 PM
With full name:
At age 46, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

With only last name:
At age 38, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

With only first name:
At age 58, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

With my initials:
At age 65, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

And my mom accidentally said she's cook me next week.

ignition991
06-30-2006, 05:10 PM
Chris R: At age 60, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Well.....that's new

SkunkIt
06-30-2006, 05:21 PM
sonia: At age 34, you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Sonia: At age 102, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Sonia M: At age 101, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Sonia (last name):At age 54, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

From now on, I shall be known as Sonia M.

Professor Chaos
06-30-2006, 05:27 PM
Roger: At age 83, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.



Woot!

SkunkIt
06-30-2006, 05:28 PM
^ Now that's the way to go.

jacknife737
06-30-2006, 05:29 PM
At age 89, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

mrconeman
06-30-2006, 05:43 PM
Roger: At age 83, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.



Woot!
Winner.
Street Figher rules.

...Creepy I'm now the first poster on all 3 pages.

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 05:52 PM
First try, Lauren: 51, Suicide, I'll have a stalker that resembles Andy Griffith. Pressure makes me kill myself.

Second Try, Lauren Shepherd: 101, straight up suicide.

Third Try, Lauren Mary Shepherd: At age 101, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.


Looks like I'll probably die at 101 years old.

Mr. Orange
06-30-2006, 05:59 PM
Jeff: At age 86, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

They couldn't be more wrong. I was born with bad eyesight. I had to get eye surgery 5 times. Because of my bad eyesight, I"ll never have a drivers liscense.

H1T_That
06-30-2006, 06:00 PM
Steven : At age 55, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

rock on!

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 06:01 PM
Dain Helmers: At age 102, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

zomg we're death buddies.

Mr. Orange
06-30-2006, 06:01 PM
Did it a second time (only changed one answer)

Jeff: At age 35, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

That sounds more like me.

I did it a third time. All I did different was include my last name. All I got was: At age 66

Endymion
06-30-2006, 06:02 PM
Ryan James: At age 58, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 06:05 PM
Jeff: At age 35, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.


zomg another death buddy!

mrconeman
06-30-2006, 06:06 PM
@Endy's post... I knew WoW would kill someone.

Mr. Orange
06-30-2006, 06:07 PM
zomg another death buddy!
You quoted the wrong death scenario

- -Lauren- -
06-30-2006, 06:11 PM
You quoted the wrong death scenario

No I didn't. I got the same one. Just a different age.

Mr. Orange
06-30-2006, 06:15 PM
No I didn't. I got the same one. Just a different age.
Ok, you're right. For some reason I thought I remembered you quoting my "Wrong Turn" Death scenario.

Harnum
06-30-2006, 07:02 PM
if you do it twice, you get 2 different answers...

Jeremy Harnum: At age 100, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

My other one was...

Jeremy Harnum: At age 95, you will become addicted to an online game and starve to death.

noodlesfan
06-30-2006, 07:03 PM
Nick Raciti: At age 42, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

Harnum
06-30-2006, 07:04 PM
zomg we're death buddies.
me too! lol all 3 of us will fall on knives?? :confused: I'm getting a walker!

Mr. Orange
06-30-2006, 07:26 PM
Yeah, it's definitely completely random. After clicking 'Predict' click back and then click predict again without changing anything. You'll get something completely different.

Mr. Orange
06-30-2006, 07:34 PM
Name: bill
Age: 43
Favorite Color: Hut
Shoe size: 7000
Number of pets: 6.8
Do you wear a watch? (Yes/No) When it's cold

bill: At age 41, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-30-2006, 08:41 PM
Dave Shaw: At age 39, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

But.. I don't like chili!

Sin Studly
07-01-2006, 07:45 AM
Jesse Quintero: At age 72, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

What a bizarre way to go. What am I doing napping on railroad tracks, anyway?

Homeless people sleep on them when they're too drunk to think properly, because the tracks are warm.

Rocky-girl
07-01-2006, 09:56 AM
At age 76, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

*burst into tears*

coke_a_holic
07-01-2006, 10:16 AM
Michael: At age 98, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Damn, I am so cool.

the_GoDdEsS
07-01-2006, 10:17 AM
Is your surname a little Slavic? Maybe?

coke_a_holic
07-01-2006, 10:19 AM
Yes! It's from my Slav immigrant great-grandfather.

the_GoDdEsS
07-01-2006, 10:20 AM
:D I remember you told me about your origins. That's why I asked! It sounded Slavic.

Mota Boy
07-01-2006, 02:56 PM
Fuck an internet quiz - I'm going to go happily and peacefully in my sleep at age 88, defying the expectations of incredulous billions.

noodlesfan
07-01-2006, 02:58 PM
I will die from obesity, not from heart failure, but when a farmer mistakes me for one of his cows and sends me to the slaughter house.

Rocky-girl
07-01-2006, 03:02 PM
Is your surname a little Slavic? Maybe?
Sim and I know that your surname sounds a little Russian, I mean that they it is made in the same way=)))

killer_queen
07-01-2006, 05:13 PM
Gülşah Balta: At age 65, you will discover that cellular phones really do cause cancer, and your days of Wall Street trading caused your demise.
Great! I'm not gonna be drowned. But I'm going to live until I get 65.

Thomas
07-01-2006, 05:32 PM
Thomas Gonzalez: At age 71, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.


I don't know what more depressing, the fact that I'm shot by my landlord or the fact that my childish rock star dreams will not come to pass.