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HornyPope
07-04-2006, 11:57 AM
Because to smack him on the back of the head during dinner is easier, faster than to explain him why his grade report isn’t good enough and he ought to work harder.
Faster to explain = more time to watch TV.

EVERYBODY WINS! Both you AND your cable provider stand to win from this fantastic deal, available to you exclusively through my post. So what are you waiting for? Smack your kid, now!

notoriousdoc
07-04-2006, 12:05 PM
Was that an in-joke that any non-1337 won't get or was it just not funny?

Endymion
07-04-2006, 12:26 PM
Was that an in-joke that any non-1337 won't get or was it just not funny?
don't be a stupid cunt.

Sunny
07-04-2006, 12:47 PM
if by "1337" you mean "not retarded", then yes, this is a post for the 1337.

Thomas
07-04-2006, 12:50 PM
Does this mean that I'm 1337 now?

Tizzalicious
07-04-2006, 12:50 PM
Did you miss Sunny's reply?

notoriousdoc
07-04-2006, 12:58 PM
How the fuck is "omg child beating is so un-pc lol" funny anymore?

That_Guy91
07-04-2006, 01:16 PM
I can't believe i'm saying this, but I agree with notdoc. This wasn't really that funny.

0r4ng3
07-04-2006, 01:45 PM
But...more time to watch TV! How is that not funny?

killer_queen
07-04-2006, 02:07 PM
I don't know if it's funny or not but there's something certain. That is so not true.

My dad used to beat me when I was... kinda small and yes, my grades got better day by day but it also made me a very annoying daughter. He had to spend all of his time to calm me down.

Sunny
07-04-2006, 02:18 PM
*headdesk*

Sunny
07-04-2006, 02:21 PM
and it's not that it's un-pc, notdoc. there are people on this board who advocate hitting children in all seriousness, and i think that's fucking retarded...

but to miss what HP is saying here about our culture and priorities... well, you have to be a FUCKING MORON.

jesus christ. my head hurts.

Little_Miss_1565
07-04-2006, 02:32 PM
Le grande sigh.

HornyPope
07-04-2006, 02:42 PM
If Sunny was my child, i'd spank her everyday.

HornyPope
07-04-2006, 02:47 PM
Because that's what the thread needs, right? An obligatory sexual innuendo to bring everyone on the same page.

LOL ILL SPANK HER SO HARD SHE'LL CUM. TWICE.

Not Ozymandias
07-04-2006, 03:28 PM
Because to smack him on the back of the head during dinner is easier, faster than to explain him why his grade report isnít good enough and he ought to work harder.
Faster to explain = more time to watch TV.

EVERYBODY WINS! Both you AND your cable provider stand to win from this fantastic deal, available to you exclusively through my post. So what are you waiting for? Smack your kid, now!
This sounds like something Jello Biafra would say.

HornyPope
07-04-2006, 03:34 PM
I don't know no Jellos.

(heard the name of the guy. never heard his thoughts)

Paint_It_Black
07-04-2006, 04:14 PM
I can't believe i'm saying this, but I agree with notdoc. This wasn't really that funny.

Just because I have slagged him before, I think it's only fair to admit I also agree with him. Perhaps I'm just not seeing the relevance.

HornyPope
07-04-2006, 04:26 PM
Look, i'm just outraged parents take away so much time from their me-first life that fuels our national economies (like cable television) and instead invest this time in children when all they have to do is use the faster methods, like slapping their kids.

Notdoc is absolutly hit it on the nail when he discovered that the theme of my satire is mocking the political corectness of our society. Indeed that's the only thing I set out to do. Normally I don't do it because I think only fucking pussies worry about what's correct now-a-days and what isn't, but I just can't help avoid the subject anymore. I HAVE TO EXPOSE THE PC!!!

DeAtHsTaR
07-04-2006, 04:29 PM
Little kids need smacks now and then. It just gets a little overboard when parents start strangling teenagers for forgetting to take out the garbage.

noodlesfan
07-04-2006, 09:24 PM
I don't know if beating your kids is good, look how i turned out?

I was never taken into a closet and punched in the eye until i couldn't move, but I've had.... Instances.

noodlesfan
07-04-2006, 09:27 PM
I don't know no Jellos.

(heard the name of the guy. never heard his thoughts)
Jello Biafra is former singer of The Dead Kennedys, now days, he speaks on political issues.

My favorite was when he discussed his plan to sell his drug-free wee wee (his words, not mine).

Rocky-girl
07-08-2006, 03:51 AM
Funny rubbish!... I'm happy that you are not my father!

Sunny
07-08-2006, 04:39 AM
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*HEADDESK*

Duskygrin
07-08-2006, 04:55 AM
I once knew a girl who was beaten by her stepfather with his belt.

the_GoDdEsS
07-08-2006, 04:59 AM
I'd say belts are fairly common.

Duskygrin
07-08-2006, 05:04 AM
And I'd say it's fairly screwed up. Once I phoned her (I was around 12 years of age) & her stepdad answered the phone. I asked "Could I speak to Sylvie please"? He answered me, coldly: "one says 'hello' first". "Oh, sorry", I go, "yes, hello". Good God. That man frightened the stuffing out of me. The following morning Sylvie told me his father didn't want me to phone anymore, nor any of her friends. What a jerk. At some point the police kept tabs on him. And he was a postman by trade.

Sunny
07-08-2006, 05:09 AM
using belts is pretty rare both in poland and in the us (unless you ask the generation of my grandparents, of course).

maria, that's really creepy.

noodlesfan
07-08-2006, 08:35 AM
I seem to have horrible phone ettequite(spelling?). I'm not allowed to answer the phone anymore unless i'm expecting a call.

HornyPope
07-08-2006, 01:24 PM
Belts are mostly common for guys. Until.... thirteen maybe?

Rocky-girl
07-08-2006, 01:41 PM
Hm... my father used belt for my brother once.

HornyPope
07-08-2006, 04:55 PM
And the other times he slapped him with a cane?

Because boys in Russia who don't get beat up more than once are boys are whose fathers have died when they were like three years old.

Rocky-girl
07-09-2006, 03:49 AM
And the other times he slapped him with a cane?
Cane is last century. I mean that nobody uses it here. Hand and belt Are always close at hand...


Because boys in Russia who don't get beat up more than once are boys are whose fathers have died when they were like three years old.
NO! I think that slapped boys are smarter and they start to understand what they did wrong. That's why they are slapped only one time. But if thiers' father is dead they have mother...

Vlad, have you been slapped?