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Rafa88offspring
07-06-2006, 06:46 PM
hahahah wtf with the scott stapp thing in the home page? why do the offspring hate creed that much? :p

yay
07-06-2006, 07:16 PM
hahahah wtf with the scott stapp thing in the home page? why do the offspring hate creed that much? :pEveryone hates Creed.

Venom Symbiote
07-06-2006, 07:42 PM
Bwahaha, hilarious!

www.offspring.com

This is great, seriously funny. Awfully random of you, guys. :p :eek:

Little_Miss_1565
07-06-2006, 07:46 PM
People will only like the band if cool people like Star Jones give them her seal of approval. It's the way the world has always worked.

TheUnholyNightbringer
07-06-2006, 08:02 PM
Everyone used to hate Creed. Now Creed don't make records anymore and everyone hates Green Day.

Jakebert
07-06-2006, 08:20 PM
Yeah, but now Barbra Walters is going to start bitching about the Offspring just out of spite.

brothadave79
07-06-2006, 08:25 PM
Haha, the Nuge! Oh, the hilarity!

offspring_freak_3
07-06-2006, 08:31 PM
what the hell is that?!

Dexter_H
07-06-2006, 08:51 PM
The best modification to offspring.com for a while.

opivy21
07-06-2006, 08:57 PM
Haha, OJ putting on the glove. I'm glad he approves.

Little_Miss_1565
07-06-2006, 09:16 PM
I think Offspring.com should solicit Spinal Tap's approval. The OJ-glove thing made me think about it. You are cool if you get that connection.

rlplaymaker
07-06-2006, 09:17 PM
if its good enough for jared, its good enough for me! now excuse me, i need to go to subway....

Thomas
07-06-2006, 09:20 PM
It's a longshot, but do you think that this new addition might be a hint toward the new album?

ignition991
07-06-2006, 09:54 PM
Offspring.com doesn't work with my computer. Can someone fill me in?

opivy21
07-06-2006, 09:57 PM
At the bottom of the page there is a seal that says "Officially Endorsed By...", and there's a celebrity's picture and name.

rlplaymaker
07-06-2006, 09:58 PM
stephen hawking is probably the best one ive seen so far

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
07-06-2006, 10:45 PM
hahaha it's so random... probably Dexter or Noodles' idea...

Venom Symbiote
07-06-2006, 10:53 PM
I would probably guess Noodles, from the celebrities chosen.

Seems like his sort of humour. :)

noodlesfan
07-06-2006, 10:54 PM
This is going to end up churning out shitloads of conspiracy theories regarding the new album. Once i finish ironing out the wrinkles in mine, i'll give you an update.

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
07-06-2006, 10:56 PM
I would probably guess Noodles, from the celebrities chosen.

Seems like his sort of humour. :)

haha yeah, now that you mention it, it probably would be :p



This is going to end up churning out shitloads of conspiracy theories regarding the new album. Once i finish ironing out the wrinkles in mine, i'll give you an update.

yeah.... maybe this has something to do with the producer they're using??

noodlesfan
07-06-2006, 11:01 PM
yeah.... maybe this has something to do with the producer they're using??
If star jones was sleeping with jared's ex husband, george bush, then they were able to solve the big bang theory with a little help from stephen hawking due to the reflections from tony robins's chin, reflected onto noodles's glasses, this caused him to be temporarilly not-colorblind and he saw nothing but bright orange and blue, so in conclusion, their album is being produced by William Shatner in Mississippi.

Or they're updating for the sake of stopping the "omg, n0 updates!!!"

Mota Boy
07-06-2006, 11:34 PM
People hated Creed when they were popular. Now that they're not, Scott Strapp is just a punchline. Reload the homepage to find it "Officially endorsed" by other inherently-amusing celebrities.

neocon58
07-07-2006, 12:29 AM
Benny Hill...Bahahahahaha

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
07-07-2006, 01:41 AM
If star jones was sleeping with jared's ex husband, george bush, then they were able to solve the big bang theory with a little help from stephen hawking due to the reflections from tony robins's chin, reflected onto noodles's glasses, this caused him to be temporarilly not-colorblind and he saw nothing but bright orange and blue, so in conclusion, their album is being produced by William Shatner in Mississippi.

Or they're updating for the sake of stopping the "omg, n0 updates!!!"

hahaha 'sleeping' i get it... :)

Marco
07-07-2006, 04:35 AM
Hhahaaahha

Tijs
07-07-2006, 05:47 AM
Yeah I noticed that.

O.J. Simpson
Andy Kaufman
The Donger
George W. Bush
Tony Robbins
Scott Stapp
Jared
Shane MacGowan
The Nuge
Kobe Bryant
Steve Buscemi
Star Jones
Benny Hill
Stephen Hawking
Anton LaVey
Tom Cruise
Pat Robertson
Cobe Bryant

Tijs
07-07-2006, 05:51 AM
This is more for Offspring.com Talk. Since there are already so many comments in this one, I'll move it there so that the mods can merge it with the other thread.

Tizzalicious
07-07-2006, 05:58 AM
Eh, so I merged them, I have no idea if I did it right, but it seems to be one thread now.

Orange County
07-07-2006, 11:01 AM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/349/bjoff3sf.jpg

noodlesfan
07-07-2006, 11:06 AM
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/349/bjoff3sf.jpg
I didn't know if that was a chick or a dude at first glance.

Apathy
07-07-2006, 12:41 PM
Ha, is that a real one?

It'd certainly be funny because of how many people here are all anti-green day simply because they like the offspring.

offspring kid
07-07-2006, 01:22 PM
It's a longshot, but do you think that this new addition might be a hint toward the new album?


If i would look for some hints in those pictures and quotes, the only hint i can come up with is Goofyness :S and the new album better not be filled with goofy songs :eek:

JohnnyNemesis
07-07-2006, 06:30 PM
Yeah, the whole hating Creed thing is kinda dated. Kinda like when they beat up the inflatable Backstreet Boys thing. That was kind of pathetic, no offense to anyone.

Venom Symbiote
07-08-2006, 03:28 AM
It was only pathetic because it wasn't exactly timely.

I guess the Backstreet Boys were still performing in '99, but they had sort of reached their popularity peak earlier, right?

It'd be like me making fun of Jimmy Eat World in a pop-culture event now. Whether funny or not, it's not really appropriate to bash on a band years after everyone's basically forgotten them.

The Creed thing was alright though, it was called for.

JohnnyNemesis
07-08-2006, 10:10 AM
It was only pathetic because it wasn't exactly timely.

I guess the Backstreet Boys were still performing in '99, but they had sort of reached their popularity peak earlier, right?

It'd be like me making fun of Jimmy Eat World in a pop-culture event now. Whether funny or not, it's not really appropriate to bash on a band years after everyone's basically forgotten them.

The Creed thing was alright though, it was called for.

That's pretty much exactly what I'm trying to say, actually.

Vera
07-08-2006, 10:36 AM
This is the first time in years I find myself refreshing Offspring.com. I feel like a proper fan now. :)

Paint_It_Black
07-08-2006, 12:37 PM
hahahah wtf with the scott stapp thing in the home page? why do the offspring hate creed that much? :p

It actually took me a second to understand what homepage he was talking about.

I guess I'm not a proper fan :(

mrconeman
07-08-2006, 04:19 PM
Haha, thats ace.
I especailly liked Shane MacGowan and Andy Kaufman

bd007h
07-09-2006, 03:13 AM
I didn't know if that was a chick or a dude at first glance.

How ironic that is coming from noodlesfan. If only it came from Jojan

DeAtHsTaR
07-10-2006, 11:28 AM
George Dubya approves! Maybe Noodles IS his guitarist after all!

petey
07-10-2006, 06:38 PM
lol :D
(10 characters)

petey
07-10-2006, 06:39 PM
yeah the new one with kobe bryant is funny. they should do one with michal jackson, or did they already? this is the first time i saw it.

Little_Miss_1565
07-10-2006, 10:48 PM
Maybe it's overdone, but...Officially Endorsed By Satan? Hook it up, Offspring.com?

\m/

H1T_That
07-11-2006, 06:42 AM
Maybe it's overdone, but...Officially Endorsed By Satan? Hook it up, Offspring.com?

\m/

God and Jesus, too.

That_Guy91
07-11-2006, 07:49 AM
Are they endorsed by Osama yet?

Little_Miss_1565
07-11-2006, 07:55 AM
God and Jesus, too.

Nah, fuck them.

0r4ng3
07-11-2006, 09:34 AM
Endorsed by Brett Gurewitz.

Now there's something I'd like to see.

DeAtHsTaR
07-11-2006, 10:05 AM
Endorsed by Brett Gurewitz.

Now there's something I'd like to see.
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I second that motion.

noodlesfan
07-11-2006, 10:14 AM
Would they be able to fit his ego in the picture?

That_Guy91
07-11-2006, 11:00 AM
I forgot to check, are they endorsed by the pope?

BIG Nicky
07-13-2006, 12:02 PM
lol Jar Jar Binks.

H1T_That
07-13-2006, 06:16 PM
Nah, fuck them.

that was a test, and you passed..

tru punx 4 lyf \m/

Mutrix
07-16-2006, 08:31 AM
OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY:
- Star Jones
- Steve Buscemi
- Scott Stapp
- The Donger
- Andy Kaufman
- Stephen Hawking
- Pat Robertson
- George W. Bush
- Shane MacGowan
- The Nuge
- Jared
- Benny Hill
- Tom Cruise
- O.J. Simpson
- Tony Robbins
- Anton LaVey
- Kobe Bryant
- Milton Waddams
- Tony Montana
- Macaulay Culkin
- Missy Elliott
- Michael Anthony
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Ashlee Simpson
- Adriana Lima
- Kenny Rogers
- Charles Bukowski
- Gallagher
- Alfred E. Neuman
- R. Kelly
- Hamburglar
- Lady Di
- Santa Claus
- Spuds McKenzie
- Bill Clinton
- Winston Churchill
- Mr. T
- Jar Jar Binks
- Dr. Drew
- Jesus Christ

I think it's all until now...
Have anybody found any relation between these people? Could it be really a tip for the next album?
If u know more about the "OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY" thing post here plz

H1T_That
07-16-2006, 12:59 PM
- Jesus Christ

told you, 1565.

DeAtHsTaR
07-16-2006, 02:00 PM
Haha, Anton Lavey is that dude from the Church of Satan right?

Jojan
07-18-2006, 09:00 AM
GWB today.

0r4ng3
07-18-2006, 09:23 AM
I still want to see either Brett Gurewitz, Axl Rose (and his theft of braids), or someone else part of some "big" story.

noodlesfan
07-18-2006, 12:04 PM
I wanna see Himler.

DeAtHsTaR
07-18-2006, 02:42 PM
I still want to see either Brett Gurewitz, Axl Rose (and his theft of braids), or someone else part of some "big" story.
I'd like to see Cypress Hill and 28 Days after all the shit those bands have talked.

nightvision
07-19-2006, 02:10 AM
I still do not know how the hell to post pictures but I just saw Osama.

This is the best I can do: http://www.offspring.com/ofe/content/photos/thumbnail/1620146915-N1375-N223.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
07-19-2006, 05:56 AM
told you, 1565.

Goddammit!

JoY
07-19-2006, 06:09 AM
Osama looks real friendly in that one!

noodlesfan
07-19-2006, 06:45 AM
He's the dude who works the register down the street at the gas station.

Marco
07-19-2006, 11:53 AM
LMAO I saw oficcialy endorsed by Jesus Christ!!! that really made me lol

HeadAroundU
07-19-2006, 03:23 PM
*officially

I saw your spelling, that made me lol.

Living in Chaos
07-20-2006, 01:03 AM
OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY:
- Star Jones
- Steve Buscemi
- Scott Stapp
- The Donger
- Andy Kaufman
- Stephen Hawking
- Pat Robertson
- George W. Bush
- Shane MacGowan
- The Nuge
- Jared
- Benny Hill
- Tom Cruise
- O.J. Simpson
- Tony Robbins
- Anton LaVey
- Kobe Bryant
- Milton Waddams
- Tony Montana
- Macaulay Culkin
- Missy Elliott
- Michael Anthony
- Jerry Seinfeld
- Ashlee Simpson
- Adriana Lima
- Kenny Rogers
- Charles Bukowski
- Gallagher
- Alfred E. Neuman
- R. Kelly
- Hamburglar
- Lady Di
- Santa Claus
- Spuds McKenzie
- Bill Clinton
- Winston Churchill
- Mr. T
- Jar Jar Binks
- Dr. Drew
- Jesus Christ

I think it's all until now...
Have anybody found any relation between these people? Could it be really a tip for the next album?
If u know more about the "OFFICIALLY ENDORSED BY" thing post here plz

I just saw ones with John Travolta and Michael Jackson lol.

nightvision
07-20-2006, 04:10 AM
I still do not know how the hell to post pictures but I just saw Osama.

This is the best I can do: http://www.offspring.com/ofe/content/photos/thumbnail/1620146915-N1375-N223.jpg


Wtf... It worked...! How strange, it didn't work at first but now it does.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-23-2006, 12:07 AM
Whoa, Chad Kroeger ftw.

Kitten
07-23-2006, 04:50 AM
Just got Kris Kross as well.

Little_Miss_1565
07-24-2006, 08:25 AM
I demand Satan!

HeadAroundU
07-24-2006, 09:30 AM
I demand MacGyver.

Mota Boy
07-24-2006, 10:10 AM
I demand Satan!
Anton LaVey not good enough?


I'll post the full list eventually.

Little_Miss_1565
07-24-2006, 11:27 AM
Anton LaVey not good enough?

Of course not. LaVey wrote most of the Satanic Bible on the crapper, you know.

Mota Boy
07-24-2006, 10:12 PM
Would you rather have him write it in atop an alabaster alter?

SkunkIt
07-24-2006, 10:49 PM
My favorites:


http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6494/deletethis3px7.png

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5022/deletethis3lc5.png

.:SMASH:.
07-24-2006, 11:13 PM
i excessively loled at the good charlotte one

NachoS_Ixnay
07-25-2006, 07:31 AM
I've just found this (don't know who he really is...............)

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g201/Sugam1982/endorsed.jpg

Little_Miss_1565
07-25-2006, 07:42 AM
Would you rather have him write it in atop an alabaster alter?

Yes. Yes, I would. Using goat's blood for ink.

H1T_That
07-25-2006, 07:54 AM
Screech, awesome.

Tired_Of_You
07-25-2006, 09:59 AM
Uh oh, "Officially Endorsed By Pinhead".

Aww, Santa Claus.

JohnnyNemesis
07-25-2006, 03:41 PM
What this shows me is that way too many people reach the forums through the mainpage. I didn't know people still did that sort of thing.

0r4ng3
07-25-2006, 05:06 PM
There's a main page?

Little_Miss_1565
07-26-2006, 08:25 AM
There's a main page?

Never happened.

Marco
07-26-2006, 11:20 AM
bahahahha Good Charlotte.....LMAO

rlplaymaker
07-26-2006, 01:12 PM
even Jesus hates creed

JohnnyNemesis
07-26-2006, 05:25 PM
I want the last two posts stricken from the record.

Marco
07-28-2006, 11:16 AM
officialy endorsed by yosemite sam....haha

DeAtHsTaR
07-31-2006, 12:05 AM
Boy George made me laugh.

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
08-06-2006, 11:04 PM
Have they done Davif Hasslehoff or Chuck Norris? They would make me laugh :p

Can the band get in trouble for putting this stuff on their site? lol

Lizardus
08-07-2006, 09:39 PM
Osama Bin Laden...
I love that thing.

Ninty Man
08-10-2006, 09:27 PM
By jesus christ..

But I can't print the ribbon

offspring fan
08-12-2006, 07:03 AM
officially endorsed by Blanket ftw
http://i7.tinypic.com/24ee34k.jpg

DICKON
08-17-2006, 01:16 PM
Everyone hates Creed.
jesus doesn't, he loves them apparently....

- -Lauren- -
09-01-2006, 09:53 PM
Oh my god I just noticed this after they said the page was changed.

Charo. Oh my god. I absolutely ADORE Charo. And Blanket? Whut teh fcuk?

Venom Symbiote
12-27-2006, 06:43 PM
Haha! Conan O'Brien's just been added. How awesome! :p

What a combination. They've gotta do his show this time around, as an album promotion thingie. They seem to do all of the talk shows overseas when they tour, but never the American ones.

Conan rocks.

Oxygene
12-28-2006, 07:48 AM
Haha! Conan O'Brien's just been added. How awesome! :p

What a combination. They've gotta do his show this time around, as an album promotion thingie. They seem to do all of the talk shows overseas when they tour, but never the American ones.

Conan rocks.

They turned down everything during the smash era, maybe the shows took it personally.. or maybe they just don't want that kind of fame in the country where they live who knows...

Venom Symbiote
12-31-2006, 12:24 AM
I knew they turned them down in 1994.

But now it wouldn't seem to be that much of a big deal, since they ended up being "poster boys" anyway eventually. The thing they were trying to avoid worked out in the long run.

0r4ng3
01-09-2007, 04:15 PM
You say that as if they're still around. The only way you could possibly hear Scott Stapp nowadays is if you have Creed CDs.

That's right, you've been found out, you Creed fan.

Offspring-Junkie
01-18-2007, 09:51 AM
endorsed by Yahoo Serious! Awesome

OFFSPR1NGDUDE3
01-20-2007, 03:03 PM
Everyone used to hate Creed. Now Creed don't make records anymore and everyone hates Green Day.

hahah so true

Wolfbutter
01-23-2007, 03:41 PM
This was a hilarious update to the site. Hopefully no legal problems will arise.