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07-07-2006, 10:06 AM
Apparently he's become fan of the day.


"hi, my name is iain. i am 15 and live in scotland. for the past 7 months i have been in hospital as i broke my neck on a bouncy castle. i have no feeling or movement below my nipple line. :( The Offspring are one of my favorite bands, if not my favorite band ever. I used to be in a band that played some Offspring songs, (i played bass). Sadly thats not an option any more so i might sing, even though im crap. i love music and hope to do something with it in the future."

I know it's not him, he was more of a douche and older and more crippled too. But the similarity was striking.

07-07-2006, 10:09 AM
At least his nipples are fine!

I like how he put the sad smiley there.

07-07-2006, 10:22 AM
Hmm, I find it, not necessairly funny, but kind of weird that he broke his neck on a bouncy castle. I wonder how really. Of cause, you can easily land on your head wrong, but still, bouncy castle are meant to cushion that impact.

07-07-2006, 10:23 AM
It's in the UK. I don't trust them with safety.