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Sunny
07-07-2006, 04:53 PM
Lonely? horny and frustrated? anti-social? simply put, horribly fug?

There's still hope for you.

We understand the struggles that come with being fug. We sympathize (although cannot relate), and we are here to help. After years of extensive fug prevention research, we are proud to announce our revolutionary new product that will surely change the lives of the fug all around the world - FUG-NO-MORE!


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A cheap and environment-friendly alternative to costly plastic surgery or ineffective cosmetics, FUG-NO-MORE acts as the Ultimate Concealer (TM). Using all-natural, recycled brown paper and cardboard, it is as simple as it is effective.

Your FUG is as unique as you are! Every FUG-NO-MORE starter kit comes with 5 different mood bags - happy, sad, neutral, flirty, and orgasm face for those cherished intimate moments. Additional custom-made mood bags are available for a small fee. Sturdy handles make the device easy to put on and take off (although the latter is not recommended under any circumstances).

Call 1-800-BYE-2-FUG to order your starters kit, or visit our website at fugnomore.com.

This announcement is brought to you by iza&sunny inc.

Izie
07-07-2006, 04:55 PM
Tsk, this should be pattented.

0r4ng3
07-07-2006, 04:55 PM
I'll take five!

Endymion
07-07-2006, 04:58 PM
*dials number*

Izie
07-07-2006, 05:02 PM
Dial our OTHER number (wink wink nudge), we may have a special offer!

Sunny
07-07-2006, 05:02 PM
2 for the price of 1 =p

Endymion
07-07-2006, 05:04 PM
i have teh sunnyz number. i suck on the phone though =/

JohnnyNemesis
07-07-2006, 06:22 PM
I'm going to be furious once someone does the self-pitying "I'm ugly so I need this" move.

Izie
07-07-2006, 06:25 PM
Too bad the people who really need it will never ask for it.

0r4ng3
07-07-2006, 06:25 PM
I want mine rush delivered!

Sunny
07-07-2006, 06:33 PM
i second what iza said.

0r4ng3, are you having a fug emergency?

0r4ng3
07-07-2006, 06:33 PM
Oh no, it's not for me.

Sunny
07-07-2006, 06:38 PM
Exactly what I was thinking. "fug emergency" describes a situation where you're faced with potentially traumatizing fug (usually in close proximity).

0r4ng3
07-07-2006, 06:41 PM
Yeah, I wanna run up to people, throw a Fug-No-More on them, and yell "FUG'D!", whilst running away.

Hmm, perhaps that's abuse of Fug-No-More power. Whatever, it'll be fun.

noodlesfan
07-07-2006, 06:42 PM
someone suggested the exact same thing a while ago when i wanted a new haircut.

Izie
07-07-2006, 06:43 PM
Yeah, I wanna run up to people, throw a Fug-No-More on them, and yell "FUG'D!", whilst running away.

I SO want to do this now.

I'm having a mean evening *evil grin*

NachoS_Ixnay
07-07-2006, 06:43 PM
Your FUG is as unique as you are! Every FUG-NO-MORE starter kit comes with 5 different mood bags - happy, sad, neutral, flirty, and orgasm face for those cherished intimate moments. Additional custom-made mood bags are available for a small fee.

I'd like to see the orgasm one, if not, i won't buy the kit :D

Sunny
07-07-2006, 06:46 PM
Yeah, I wanna run up to people, throw a Fug-No-More on them, and yell "FUG'D!", whilst running away.

Hmm, perhaps that's abuse of Fug-No-More power. Whatever, it'll be fun.

Actually I think that counts as volunteer working for us (distribution, freeing the fug from their own fug, getting us free press)

here, have a discount card!

0r4ng3
07-07-2006, 06:47 PM
Yay!

Alternatively, I could run up to someone, yell "Fug you!", throw the FBG on their head, and then run away. A little variety never hurt.

Izie
07-07-2006, 06:49 PM
Either one works.

For every REALLY fug person you liberate us from you get free fug-no-mores. Deal?

BREAK
07-07-2006, 07:10 PM
Bah, it should been called "Fug-Off".

0r4ng3
07-07-2006, 07:16 PM
For every REALLY fug person you liberate us from you get free fug-no-mores. Deal?
It's a deal.

Tizzalicious
07-07-2006, 11:35 PM
Could I just have an orgasm one? It's easier than faking!

the_GoDdEsS
07-08-2006, 12:31 AM
Cute idea. Would make the world a prettier place.

Vera
07-08-2006, 01:47 AM
i suck on the phone though =/
And this is a bad thing how, exactly?

YAY FUG!!!! *starts fanwebsite*

Sin Studly
07-08-2006, 05:25 AM
Could I just have an orgasm one?

Or you could just sleep with guys who aren't Per.

HornyPope
07-08-2006, 01:27 PM
She did.

Do I have to wear a fug everytime I go out with Izie? :/