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Preocupado
07-10-2006, 03:27 PM
what kind of animal would she/he be?

Mine would be a preguiça. Cute and cuddly, but dumb, slow and useless.

Little_Miss_1565
07-10-2006, 03:32 PM
Insert lyrics to Prince's "Horny Pony" here.

killer_queen
07-10-2006, 03:33 PM
A horse. Friendly, strong, smart, silent and huge.

Sunny
07-10-2006, 03:36 PM
a manatee/sea lion.

<3 <3 <3 <3

Preocupado
07-10-2006, 03:37 PM
Why did i ever click the fucking Mr. Hands link :(

offspring fan
07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
i dont feel like having sex with animals...

Sunny
07-10-2006, 03:38 PM
hahah, it scarred me for life too.

Preocupado
07-10-2006, 03:40 PM
i dont feel like having sex with animals...

Then do as we do, and just imagine what the thread title says.

wheelchairman
07-10-2006, 03:54 PM
If Tizz was an animal she'd be a turkey! Or an Ethiopian.

H1T_That
07-10-2006, 04:05 PM
i'd fuck a fox.

but not a dog.

the_offsprings_monkey
07-10-2006, 04:44 PM
i'd fuck a fox.

but not a dog.
English people are fucked up.

H1T_That
07-10-2006, 04:49 PM
English people are fucked up.

werent you fucking some kind of creature a while back?

the_offsprings_monkey
07-10-2006, 04:53 PM
werent you fucking some kind of creature a while back?
I'm a changed man.

H1T_That
07-10-2006, 04:54 PM
I'm a changed man.


thats good to hear.

and, for the record, i never saw her picture, just peoples comments.

JohnnyNemesis
07-10-2006, 05:17 PM
Insert lyrics to Prince's "Horny Pony" here.

Ginuwine's "Pony" > Prince's "Horny Pony".

Sunny
07-10-2006, 05:22 PM
thats good to hear.

and, for the record, i never saw her picture, just peoples comments.

perhaps you should see her picture, then.

hah.

Nina
07-10-2006, 05:53 PM
Hahahaha he could be SO MANY THINGS.
A turkey, an emu, in general a bird would fit cause he can pretend to be one in such a cute way. And make their sounds. And he's so scared of turkeys. hahaha.

Lizardus
07-10-2006, 06:02 PM
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5426/11491821067020zf.jpg

That being said i would have a bunny, it's small and we can cuddle after i rape it.

Preocupado
07-10-2006, 06:26 PM
my, oh my. I'm so keeping that picture.

*saves as*

Fly White Guy
07-10-2006, 08:53 PM
http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/godzilla/godzilla-minya.jpg

Sin Studly
07-10-2006, 09:47 PM
A slavic.



Duh.

Tizzalicious
07-10-2006, 10:27 PM
If Tizz was an animal she'd be a turkey! Or an Ethiopian.

<333 Squeek Squeek.

Per would be...ehh...I'm not good at this kind of stuff. A monkey.

the_GoDdEsS
07-10-2006, 10:35 PM
A slavic.



Duh.

Aw, I hear they savage.

Sin Studly
07-11-2006, 12:42 AM
Per would be...

A communist.

wheelchairman
07-11-2006, 04:55 AM
That being said i would have a bunny, it's small and we can cuddle after i rape it.
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/stilltemporary/PBF011BCNotTodayLittleOne.jpg
And there you have it.

HornyPope
07-11-2006, 08:13 PM
http://www.chaosproject.com/Humour/notnow.jpg

SkunkIt
07-11-2006, 09:44 PM
I wouldn't fuck any animal, but finally, an excuse to post these lyrics:

Guttermouth- Lucky The Donkey

my mother fucked a donkey down in mexico
she had trienta margaritas 25 years ago
her purse had just been stolen
she had to make some cash
for 50,000 pesos
the donkey fucked her ass
im so ashamed it made me sick
my mother's box was his salt lick
human donkey fornication
her taco is the destination
it soon became apparent
it wasnt for the dough
a genuine fiesta - at the donkey show
the crowd would shout ole!
as she nibbled on his sack
they never had a patron
demand their money back
a real freak show in the pit
the donkey's fuckin my moms tits
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
the donkeys name was lucky
oh boy he loved to fuck
he'd get so damn excited
he'd kick and make you duck
if you want to be a star
its easy to be famous
just pull down your pants
and let lucky fuck your anus
im so ashamed it made me sick
my mother's box was his salt lick
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero
lucky the luckiest donkey
lucky the luckiest donkey
lucky the luckiest donkey
lucky the luckiest donkey
ole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhenIAmQueen
07-12-2006, 04:45 PM
Chris - Pit bull. Started out nice and sweet, but then got to be a total monster over time, and needs to be put down.

Geoff - Bunny. Cute and cuddly, but horny and annoying as fuck.

And that's all who I've dated in my 15 years of life. 8D Sad huh?



EDIT: Just so we're all on good terms, I don't believe in killing pit bulls. :c

Sunny
07-12-2006, 05:51 PM
it's sad that some people responded to this thread as if it asked "which animal would you fuck?".

you sickos.

WhenIAmQueen
07-12-2006, 06:24 PM
I totally wouldn't fuck an animal. Ech.



Oh crap, Fido, they're onto us...

Preocupado
07-12-2006, 06:30 PM
I guess it just calls for bestiality when the words love and animal are related. But smart people can tell that animals don't make love.

Anyways, would anyone believe me if i told ya'll that bestiality never crossed my mind when i made the thread?

JoY
07-13-2006, 09:48 AM
a dog. no, I'm not shitting you. loyal, sensitive, playful, cuddly, cozy, stress releasing, a good exercise. (..walking the dog is good for your health, I hear?)

& you can get rid of it before you go on vacation, but that's not my style.

JoY
07-13-2006, 09:52 AM
I guess it just calls for bestiality when the words love and animal are related. But smart people can tell that animals don't make love.

isn't "making love" simply put "having sex"? oh no, wait, there's a difference. when making love, two people make a connection & their bodies make a promiss.

some kinds of animals are more loyal to each other than 99% of the human beings walking around on this earth.

Preocupado
07-13-2006, 11:00 AM
when making love, two people make a connection & their bodies make a promiss.

And there ya go. With or without irony, you gave a meaning to intercourse, and that's what animals don't do. ;)

JoY
07-13-2006, 11:21 AM
oh, I think they shag for reproduction & recreation. recreation as in "me horny rarr". I had two male rabbits who just wouldn't fucking stop humping each other. but I'm sure even animals feel some kind of attraction. I had two rabbits with which I tried to make baby rabbits (fluffy!), but they just outright hated each other & the female bizotch wouldn't stop wounding my poor Charlie. =(

Preocupado
07-13-2006, 11:35 AM
Yeah, it's very hard for us, humans, to understand "animal love". The one bitch i adopted from the street had just gotten rid of her newborn puppies and, already, the dogs we're all surrounding the house after some Nikita action. I threw rocks at them :(