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Sin Studly
07-12-2006, 07:13 AM
lol lol lol lol lol

Rocky-girl
07-12-2006, 07:34 AM
I have a feeling that you knew that I'm very bored I want something new! I think you've already seen this, but I think that you'll like it:
http://expert.org.ua/IMG/475/24.jpg

Sin Studly
07-12-2006, 07:47 AM
You really know how to get me hard, Tanichka.

Rocky-girl
07-12-2006, 08:24 AM
Oh, I didn't know! Do I?
http://mignews.org.ua/upload/gulag.jpg


http://bestpics.ru/full/gulag.jpg


http://user.transit.ru/~maria/images/gulag1.jpg

It's a very funny thread, I think:(

Mota Boy
07-12-2006, 08:30 AM
6. Jedwabne, Poland - 1941

A Polish lynching-mob rounds up as many Jews as they can find, marches them to the centre of the village, and kicks them until they're dead.
"Jedwabne" is an anagram for "Nab de Jew". Coincidence? I think not.

Marco
07-12-2006, 10:23 AM
wANT A GOOD SITE? www.rotten.com

Sin Studly
07-12-2006, 10:36 AM
Marco, you're an idiot.

Marco
07-12-2006, 10:43 AM
Marco, you're an idiot.
Yes...you're MUCH better.....

arak0r
07-12-2006, 10:43 AM
7 is the best, hands down

Marco
07-12-2006, 10:46 AM
I'd go for number 9...

Lizardus
07-12-2006, 11:09 AM
I go for number 10, just for Sins last line.

Preocupado
07-12-2006, 12:56 PM
Number 8, for making me laugh of a massacre.

SkunkIt
07-12-2006, 12:58 PM
I probably shouldn't say this, but lolz.

And the naked body builders also made me lol the most.

Most people never fucked with the goths I knew in high school, except the occasional preppy kid would verbally make fun of them or beat an innocent kid and probably get ignored or punched, stabbed or something and yes, people would still fight with cops and security guards around.

killer_queen
07-12-2006, 01:08 PM
Is there something wrong with me? I still don't see a funny thing about them.

notoriousdoc
07-12-2006, 01:09 PM
The picture of No.8 is now my desktop background.

Preocupado
07-12-2006, 01:10 PM
Is there something wrong with me? I still don't see a funny thing about them.

The way it's written?

Rocky-girl
07-12-2006, 01:12 PM
No, it's all right with you, just somebody can see in this cruelty beauty and laugh at them. Person without heart, I think you understand me.

Rocky-girl
07-12-2006, 01:14 PM
The way it's written?
I think that pics and inscriptions are the same, but sometimes inscriptions are better....

WebDudette
07-12-2006, 01:18 PM
I lol'ed.

10....

mrconeman
07-12-2006, 01:22 PM
I lolled all over myself at this.
Good work.

.:SMASH:.
07-12-2006, 03:16 PM
very entertaining. i lol at this

noodlesfan
07-12-2006, 03:24 PM
wANT A GOOD SITE? www.rotten.com
Fuck rotten.

www.goregasm.com/old

http://forcedexistence.com/main.html

Sunny
07-12-2006, 03:45 PM
i vote #10. dead babies ftw.


No, it's all right with you, just somebody can see in this cruelty beauty and laugh at them. Person without heart, I think you understand me.

everyone has a heart. it kinda, yknow, keeps things moving in the body.

seeing beauty in cruelty is such a ridiculously gawthickesque concept. it makes me want to vomit.


"Jedwabne" is an anagram for "Nab de Jew". Coincidence? I think not.

brilliant. *bows*

All About Eve
07-12-2006, 07:11 PM
Number 8 wins for me.

ignition991
07-12-2006, 09:17 PM
What about the "Boston Massacre"? A soldier accidentally fired his gun and all of the other officials started to shoot thinking something was going on. It wasn't a big massacre but 8 people were gunned down because of a misfiring mistake. There's more to the story I don't know it all off the top of my head.

0r4ng3
07-12-2006, 09:20 PM
8's the best, but 1 is a close second.

ruroken
07-12-2006, 09:28 PM
All of them ftw

Little_Miss_1565
07-12-2006, 09:36 PM
Anyways, people all over the world are shocked and horrified, and nobody beats up goth kids for several days. Goths lol over their newfound intimidation capabilities, until everyone realises they're still the weeping pussies they were before the shooting and goes back to kicking their heads in on a regular basis. Goth kids look back fondly at those four days in 1999 as the zenith of their high-school popularity.

Am I the only high school goth who got beat on MORE post-Columbine?

noodlesfan
07-12-2006, 09:48 PM
Am I the only high school goth who got beat on MORE post-Columbine?
How could you not pick on a goth kid, regardless of what's on the news.

Marco
07-13-2006, 12:24 AM
Fuck rotten.

www.goregasm.com/old

http://forcedexistence.com/main.html
hmmmmmmmm thanks!

pathfinder
07-13-2006, 05:48 AM
How could you not pick on a goth kid, regardless of what's on the news.


Goth kids suckass.
There are some on my school and they always get picked on.

lolz

nieh
07-13-2006, 06:06 AM
Am I the only high school goth who got beat on MORE post-Columbine?

No, I thought that happened most places. Kids were scared that the goths were going to kill them and somehow thought giving them more shit than normal was going to make them not do it.

Sin Studly
07-13-2006, 06:11 AM
Obviously your goths weren't smart enough to keep their right hand tucked into their trenchcoats at all times.

Sinister
07-13-2006, 06:13 AM
I request a poll to be made so people can vote more officially.

my vote goes to #1.

mrconeman
07-13-2006, 07:20 AM
Obviously your goths weren't smart enough to keep their right hand tucked into their trenchcoats at all times.
Seriously, Sin ftw.

Little_Miss_1565
07-13-2006, 08:09 AM
Seriously, Sin ftw.

Agreed. I totally feel like I missed out.

NO MORE HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS :( :( :( :eek:

Endymion
07-13-2006, 08:23 AM
after columbine the school counselor kept calling my friend john in for little chats. he'd randomly say that some kids were being mean to him and then they'd be suspended. it was fun while it lasted.

Endymion
07-13-2006, 08:28 AM
by the way, anyone who thinks goregasm is 'extreme' or whatever really needs to pull their head out of their urethra.

0r4ng3
07-13-2006, 08:29 AM
by the way, anyone who thinks goregasm is 'extreme' or whatever really needs to pull their head out of their urethra.But...it's necro-licious!

Harnum
07-13-2006, 08:36 AM
columbine must've been freaky as hell, (it was the only paragraph there I read)

noodlesfan
07-13-2006, 08:44 AM
by the way, anyone who thinks goregasm is 'extreme' or whatever really needs to pull their head out of their urethra.
Or toothbrush, or phone antenna, or vibrator, or other penis.

Goregasm is cool because it's fan run. There aren't people posting stupid videos once a day like other stupid sites. They're constantly being updated.

pathfinder
07-13-2006, 08:59 AM
those kind of sites are sick.



thats all..........................

JoY
07-13-2006, 09:51 AM
1 & 8 are absolutely fantastic. just the "whoops"-factor & -effect they both have.

Idiot
07-13-2006, 12:14 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c346/Fwit/lolowlWinCE.jpg

Aye, 'tis true.

0r4ng3
07-13-2006, 12:16 PM
1 & 8 are absolutely fantastic. just the "whoops"-factor & -effect they both have.
That's exactly why I think they're the best.

JoY
07-13-2006, 12:24 PM
like, "whoops, I think we just killed a bunch of innocent people.. *blank* ..so, who wants more coffee?"
yup, I'm loving it.

platinumpt
07-13-2006, 12:36 PM
I loled at the Poles.

Sin Studly
07-13-2006, 07:44 PM
Nobody found 3 wildly amusing? It was one of my favourates.

Endymion
07-13-2006, 07:54 PM
Goregasm is cool because it's fan run. There aren't people posting stupid videos once a day like other stupid sites. They're constantly being updated.
that's like saying ebaums world is fresh and original. you fail at the internets.

0r4ng3
07-13-2006, 07:57 PM
Nobody found 3 wildly amusing? It was one of my favourates.
I'm having trouble understanding what happened in that one. Maybe it's the way you worded it or something.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-13-2006, 08:11 PM
1, 7, and 8 are the best. Also, Columbine is hilarious if you look at it in that perspective.

0r4ng3
07-13-2006, 08:12 PM
Yeah, now that you mention it, 7's pretty good too. It reminds me of a Coca Cola commercial that ran a year or two ago. I'll describe it later, when I remember the whole thing.

noodlesfan
07-13-2006, 08:13 PM
that's like saying ebaums world is fresh and original. you fail at the internets.
Ebaumsworld isn't fan run.

JoY
07-13-2006, 09:04 PM
Nobody found 3 wildly amusing? It was one of my favourates.
actually, yes. that one was great.

JoY
07-13-2006, 09:06 PM
I'm having trouble understanding what happened in that one. Maybe it's the way you worded it or something.
I had that at first too, that's why I didn't mention it. either way, skip two nights of sleep, look at it again. success guaranteed. I could explain it to you, but that'd ruin the funniez. I can PM, if you want.

Sin Studly
07-13-2006, 09:21 PM
I'm having trouble understanding what happened in that one. Maybe it's the way you worded it or something.

Look up "omerta" in the dictionary.

Endymion
07-13-2006, 09:28 PM
Ebaumsworld isn't fan run.
regardless, goregasm is still tame. how often do they come under the fbi's eye for huge child pornography floods? ever blink when you see people shitting into each other's mouths? calvin & hobbes porn?

noodlesfan
07-13-2006, 09:33 PM
how often do they come under the fbi's eye for huge child pornography floods?
Nothing Illegal is posted, you go through a moderator before your media is shown.


ever blink when you see people shitting into each other's mouths? calvin & hobbes porn?

I'm not answering this.

endlesst0m
07-13-2006, 09:38 PM
Nobody found 3 wildly amusing? It was one of my favourates.

3 was a good plan, but I don't wanna give Al Capone credit. Just because a lot of Italians worship the guy and its annoying.

Endymion
07-13-2006, 09:58 PM
Nothing Illegal is posted, you go through a moderator before your media is shown.
see? that's just pathetic. not that they don't have cp, but that it has to be approved before it goes up. that's just sad.

noodlesfan
07-13-2006, 10:01 PM
see? that's just pathetic. not that they don't have cp, but that it has to be approved before it goes up. that's just sad.
It's sad that they prevent flooding and illegal activities? Are you not seeing the point of it?

JoY
07-13-2006, 10:14 PM
3 was a good plan, but I don't wanna give Al Capone credit. Just because a lot of Italians worship the guy and its annoying.
no, you obviously don't get it.

Endymion
07-13-2006, 11:08 PM
It's sad that they prevent flooding and illegal activities? Are you not seeing the point of it?
no, i'm not.

noodlesfan
07-13-2006, 11:11 PM
They're trying to run a decent website, they want to pick what goes into it, so that it pertains to their 4 catagories: Gore, Bizzarre, Non-personal Porn, and Personal Porn.

If you're going to comment on this again, please just PM me.

Endymion
07-13-2006, 11:21 PM
do they have Fuhrer Fridays? Scaterdays?

Little_Miss_1565
07-14-2006, 07:47 AM
Scaterdays?

DIY Tubgirl and Goatse?

noodlesfan
07-14-2006, 11:01 AM
Scaterdays?
Everyday is Scaterday on goregasm! ;)

Mr. Noodles
07-14-2006, 11:04 AM
Everyday is Scaterday on goregasm! ;)
Why is the guy in your avatar sticking a pen up his nose?

noodlesfan
07-14-2006, 11:12 AM
Why is the guy in your avatar sticking a pen up his nose?
That's me licking my new knife.

Mr. Noodles
07-14-2006, 11:15 AM
That's me licking my new knife.
Oh...
Why'd I think it was a pen?! :confused:

ninthlayer
07-14-2006, 04:22 PM
That's me licking my new knife.
White trash it up more please.

Rocky-girl
07-15-2006, 07:27 AM
It's a little offtopic:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e344/Rocky-girl/_Embrion.jpg