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07-17-2006, 11:56 PM


Not Ozymandias
07-18-2006, 12:15 AM
But could he bust a slow jam? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSeRZNxzJ0)

07-18-2006, 12:24 AM
Michael Jackson's not like other guys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKPnk0jOGfs)

In it's entirety (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-IlviV8Ao)


07-18-2006, 12:25 AM
haha. umm have you heard anything from his 2001 release? I accidentally caught him when I was flipping through channels... he was televangelizing. And he released a video for a song called "no stoppin us" or something.. the whole song was about how the USA can't be brought down... he was wearing an amercan flag bandana in the video, and he had politicians dancing in the background.

07-18-2006, 12:31 AM
But could he bust a slow jam? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSeRZNxzJ0)
Holy mother of God, I LOOOOVE YOU!

07-18-2006, 01:03 AM
HAHAHA!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy-E-wXsZdo&search=vanilla%20ice%20survivor

07-18-2006, 03:17 AM
That song and video is hilarious on so many levels.

07-18-2006, 10:50 PM
bow before the master! (http://www.csulb.edu/~plecnik/Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - Live SNL(5m33s).mpeg)

Not Ozymandias
07-18-2006, 11:18 PM
My favorite part of him on SNL was how Dennis Miller played "Under Pressure" as the intro to Weekend Update for that episode while Mr. Ice was being sued by Queen/Bowie at the time. I loved that snarky fuck.

Jim Carrrey actually made a better Ice: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fsr_lOv7A3c

07-19-2006, 12:05 AM
so, vanilla ice's hair was amazing, to say the least. and that jacket... word to your mother.... yeah.

that song seemed waaaay too long in the live performance!! it just went on and on...

07-19-2006, 01:02 PM
At that time, Vanilla Ice used to look like a plastic doll. Now he looks computer made.

07-19-2006, 03:03 PM
But could he bust a slow jam? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWSeRZNxzJ0)
I actually couldn't finish watching that.

07-19-2006, 04:01 PM
I actually couldn't finish watching that.
I could. It was fucking beautiful. (More people need to appreciate that video, by the way.)

All About Eve
07-19-2006, 04:17 PM
This thread is so full of win.

07-19-2006, 04:24 PM
Fucking hell I love this thread. If dreams could come true...

Not Ozymandias
07-19-2006, 05:50 PM
First Ice steals Hammer's clothes, now he's stolen his thread. Dirty.

07-19-2006, 07:16 PM
Would MC Hammer have been better in TMNT2 or do you feel they made the right decision by putting Vanilla Ice in it?

Not Ozymandias
07-22-2006, 12:25 AM
Are you kidding? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrAqeAMyho)

Hammer never could've humiliated himself and destroyed whatever career he had left like THAT.