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bd007h
07-22-2006, 11:47 PM
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

Unlike Dain, I admit I found this from another board.

0r4ng3
07-22-2006, 11:51 PM
I like the first few, those are the funniest.

I don't quite get 8. How is that even close to innocent?

sk8ter-hater
07-22-2006, 11:53 PM
Hey, I got those while StumblingUpon.
They're good for a quick laugh. Well, giggle.
EDIT- You didn't have to make a thread, you could've just added them to the link dump.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-22-2006, 11:59 PM
2, 3, and 9 ftw.

0r4ng3
07-23-2006, 12:02 AM
I pretty much just got 9. I lol'd.

4's good, too.

coke_a_holic
07-23-2006, 12:05 AM
Expert Sex Change indeed.

I need a power genitalia, mine's just not cutting it.

0r4ng3
07-23-2006, 12:10 AM
Maybe that's because it's not actually supposed to be cutting anything.

Just a hunch.

DeAtHsTaR
07-23-2006, 12:30 AM
Whether you're looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you.
Yeah, real innocent. That site is fake.

coke_a_holic
07-23-2006, 12:39 AM
Maybe that's because it's not actually supposed to be cutting anything.

Just a hunch....What do you mean?

0r4ng3
07-23-2006, 12:40 AM
It's a play on words.

Marco
07-23-2006, 01:49 AM
My favourite's The Rapist Finder it really made me lol

DeAtHsTaR
07-23-2006, 02:01 AM
I actually don't see why 10 is funny.

Marco
07-23-2006, 03:14 AM
I actually don't see why 10 is funny.
Got a hoe probably.......

Idiot
07-23-2006, 07:29 AM
I actually don't see why 10 is funny.

You fucking idiot.

Lars
07-23-2006, 08:04 AM
I haven't seen this list in years.

Harnum
07-23-2006, 09:39 AM
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

Speedo Fart, Priceless...

Jakebert
07-23-2006, 10:41 AM
I got this through an e-mail chain letter like 3 years ago. Lame.

DeAtHsTaR
07-23-2006, 12:31 PM
You fucking idiot.
Actually, technically, you're an idiot.


All jokes aside, it's not even funny. "Got a hoe." First of all, "hoe" is a garden tool. Second,... there is no second. I mean, it has to be spelled right for it to be funny, I got the joke, but it just wasn't funny. So I'm an idiot because I don't think something's funny?

JohnnyNemesis
07-23-2006, 12:42 PM
The slang term for prostitue "ho" is also spelled "hoe".

You're an idiot for not understanding that. Heck, I didn't think it was funny either.

DeAtHsTaR
07-23-2006, 01:02 PM
The slang term for prostitue "ho" is also spelled "hoe".

You're an idiot for not understanding that. Heck, I didn't think it was funny either.
I know, but to me, it's not funny unless it's "ho."

coke_a_holic
07-23-2006, 01:32 PM
It's a play on words.
=( I meant it as, "what do you mean by it's not supposed to cut anything?" Give me more credit than THAT.

Vera
07-23-2006, 02:08 PM
I know, but to me, it's not funny unless it's "ho."
Everything is funnier without e's.

I mant, vrything is funnir without 's.

nieh
07-23-2006, 02:16 PM
2 doesn't exist, 5 asks for a password so I can't see what it actually is and penisland was done intentionally as a joke. That's why the site is not fully operational and hasn't been since it first popped up a couple years ago and why it has stuff like this:

"No request is too boring or too off-the-wall. Don't be ashamed if all you want is a normal skinny white pen, they get the job done and they are infact our biggest seller! Conversely, there is no reason to be shy about your Pen Island needs. We've done it all. Wrapped in leather, little pink bows, we've even done pens dipped in chocolate!"

Some of them are pretty funny though.

0r4ng3
07-23-2006, 05:27 PM
=( I meant it as, "what do you mean by it's not supposed to cut anything?" Give me more credit than THAT.
Yeah, but I meant...

Oh, fuck it, I got nothing.

Chev_Am
07-24-2006, 12:59 AM
I remember an Mp3 site called Mp3shits.com. Kinda like telling everyone that all our Mp3's are shit?

Yeah that sucked. :(