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.:SMASH:.
07-24-2006, 05:21 PM
i found this rather interesting


Men:
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
------------------------------

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive" (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better - [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

JohnnyNemesis
07-24-2006, 05:23 PM
If you don't post this then you will have bad sex
for 7 years (who wants that?)

You better post this a few more times, ::SMASH::.

.:SMASH:.
07-24-2006, 05:31 PM
rofl! my bad, i copied it off a bulliten on myspace!!!!! *blushes brightly red*

XYlophonetreeZ
07-24-2006, 05:41 PM
Been posted before. Faggot.

SkunkIt
07-24-2006, 05:58 PM
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)


http://vigrx-herbal-pills.lx.ro/img/chart.jpg

statistics don't lie. :(

.:SMASH:.
07-24-2006, 06:35 PM
well that's myspace for ya :(

Nicole
07-25-2006, 12:21 AM
I lost interest at 60% of women have breast implants and 75% of women don't like oral sex. The bullshit detector went through the roof.

H1T_That
07-25-2006, 03:47 AM
I was always under the impression women loved oral sex.



And I still am.

Sin Studly
07-25-2006, 05:24 AM
Women claim they don't like oral sex because most guys do it for about two and a half seconds before climbing aboard.

the_GoDdEsS
07-25-2006, 05:48 AM
Shut the cunt, idiot.

coke_a_holic
07-25-2006, 10:10 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the reason for the 5 inch average is because the majority of the world is Asian?

HeadAroundU
07-25-2006, 10:30 AM
99,9 % of BBS members called .:SMASH:. are idiots.

Chev_Am
07-25-2006, 11:13 AM
Fucking idiot, this is old.

noodlesfan
07-26-2006, 08:55 PM
Who are the idiots getting circumsized? You can't stick needles through it without that extra bit.

JohnnyNemesis
07-26-2006, 08:58 PM
Who are the idiots getting circumsized? You can't stick needles through it without that extra bit.

You're fifteen minutes of shame are up, kid. Marco's the current BBS victim. You're not shocking or even annoying anymore, so giving it up might be cool.