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Sin Studly
07-25-2006, 09:59 AM
"So gather round ye children
And listen to my epic tale
A tale of a girl from an icy land
Where the manly men set sail
A land of enormous shark knives
And bottles of raw pontikka
Where everybody's mind is sick
And their livers are much sicker

And so she came unto us ,
From this dark and dismal land,
Where the climate's second only,
To people nobody can stand,
Where salmiakki and reindeer pate,
Are the food that people eat,
And the language is so fucking ugly,
It makes Hungarian a treat,

So hark to the tale of Sanni,
She's the only Finn that rules,
The one who gets the best of us,
When it's time for April Fools,
The one that we all truly love,
And our love only grows bigger,
When she calls a Jewish Nazi,
An assface-ugly paki-nigger,

And so we love this frosty maiden,
When she has a bit to drink,
She makes the retards stop and cry,
And cut or see a shrink,
There isn't much that we could say,
Against this coldhearted Lap,
Except that she loves Bollywood,
And their films are fucking crap,

And so until next first of April
As we tremble and we wait
And we wonder what's in store for us
On that anticipated date
We raise our glasses high
And drink to Suomi Neito Vera
For she is the Queen of Sarcasm
And April keeps getting nearer

So hark to the tale of Sanni,
She's the only Finn that rules,
The one who gets the best of us,
When it's time for April Fools,
The one that we all truly love,
And our love only grows bigger,
When she calls a Jewish Nazi,
An assface-ugly paki-nigger,"

no_way
07-25-2006, 10:19 AM
I love it how you mix emotions and humour in such a particular way... Sanni, you rock! Mhaha

Little_Miss_1565
07-25-2006, 10:50 AM
Adorable. Almost as adorable as that Scandinavian face!

HeadAroundU
07-25-2006, 11:06 AM
Very good!

lol, frosty maiden.

Marco
07-25-2006, 12:08 PM
These ballads are awesome.....

Zee
07-25-2006, 12:19 PM
Hah, that was a good one.

Sin Studly
07-25-2006, 12:26 PM
Your country is shit.

- -Lauren- -
07-25-2006, 12:43 PM
These ballads are awesome.....

Change your frickin location. It extendeds the post for a completely useless reason.

killer_queen
07-25-2006, 01:07 PM
STOP POLLUTING THE THREAD IDIOTS!

Anyway, this one is komea, uhkea, uljas, upea... Just like Sanni.

Vera
07-25-2006, 02:06 PM
Uhm, Gulsah, you just called me a bunch of words related to male beauty (komea = handsome), though "uhkea" half-implies I have big breasts (which I don't). But I appreciate the thought. <3

Special love to Justin for slipping in pontikka & Suomineito.

Sin Studly
07-25-2006, 02:08 PM
Did you miss salmiakki?

But hell, you know this entire board considers you our Suomi-neito. You're a credit to your nationality.

Vera
07-25-2006, 02:18 PM
Finnish government should give me a medal for doing all this reprezentin' on tha internets.

Zee
07-25-2006, 02:35 PM
They should, just like they would have liked to done at the person who sent the decisive card to Conan about the Tarja-Conan thing...

JohnnyNemesis
07-25-2006, 03:39 PM
Yeah, I'd hit it too.

(I love this ballad)

Izie
07-25-2006, 03:40 PM
Finally more ballads!