PDA

View Full Version : Mota Boy's Thought of the Day



Mota Boy
07-26-2006, 08:39 AM
Who are the janitors at top-secret government facilities? I mean, someone has to clear the wastebaskets at Area 51. I'm guessing it's done the same way in the rest of the U.S., the only difference being that the illegal aliens there have an incredibly high security clearance.

But seriously, who sweeps up at Area 51 after everyone's gone home?

nieh
07-26-2006, 08:43 AM
Maybe the people that work there do a rotation so they don't have to hire people they might not trust to do it?

Harnum
07-26-2006, 08:52 AM
Good question. They probably have very trusted people but come on, Highly trusted janitors? I think not.... Who can trust a janitor?
It's LUDACRIS!

Little_Miss_1565
07-26-2006, 09:04 AM
I do it. Whee.

Chev_Am
07-26-2006, 11:42 AM
Janitors with no emotions.

Sin Studly
07-26-2006, 11:46 AM
When I worked in a secure governmental department (ie; electromagnetic locks, keypads, security cameras with cops trained to recognise every employee on sight to buzz you through, etc.) the cleaning staff did their job in the middle of the day, while the place was full of cops to keep an eye on them. It got in our way a little bit, but it made sense.

Not that I was anywhere near the level you're talking about, but I assume that's how they'd do it in places like that too. That or the FBI guys do their own cleaning.

barangatang
07-26-2006, 12:14 PM
I'm guessing that they do it themselves. Everyone is assigned a spot to clean which rotates every week. Either that or they make the lowest ranking top secret government agent do it.

coke_a_holic
07-26-2006, 01:31 PM
That, or Area 51 is just one huge fucking mess.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-26-2006, 01:35 PM
Maybe the aliens do it for them.

Lizardus
07-26-2006, 02:04 PM
Illegal vampires.

Endymion
07-26-2006, 05:03 PM
no, they have janitors. with security clearances. like sin said, they probably do it in the middle of the day too.

HornyPope
07-26-2006, 06:43 PM
I imagine the agencies hire their own folks and they ask for two recommendations from previous employees and years of experience.
I'm sure there is a counter-espionage office that watches over contracters and agents alike, and in case of an offense the traitor is court martialled.

0r4ng3
07-26-2006, 09:25 PM
Maybe the aliens do it for them.
That, or they have the alien technology, so they don't need janitors.

Mota Boy
07-26-2006, 10:29 PM
When I worked in a secure governmental department...

Not that I was anywhere near the level you're talking about,
Fucking obviously, if they somehow gave you clearance.


Maybe the aliens do it for them.
Hmmmmm, illegial immigrant aliens? The Area 51 equivalent of Mexicans? That would be interesting.

RickyCrack
07-26-2006, 10:33 PM
Hmmmmm, illegial immigrant aliens? The Area 51 equivalent of Mexicans? That would be interesting.

They wouldn't give a space nigger a job that important.

Little_Miss_1565
07-27-2006, 08:14 AM
...but how do you determine east and west sides in space?

0r4ng3
07-27-2006, 08:16 AM
...a space North Pole?

Sin Studly
07-27-2006, 08:40 AM
...but how do you determine east and west sides in space?

It'll be more like Starboardside Thugz and Portside Killaz.

Mota Boy
07-27-2006, 08:42 AM
...but how do you determine east and west sides in space?
In space, there are no East and West sides. There are, however, vicious turf wars between galactic halo and disk.

Disk for life, niggaz.

wheelchairman
07-27-2006, 09:20 AM
The Jupapiter niggers scare the shit out of me.