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Sin Studly
07-26-2006, 03:10 PM
So gather round ye children
And listen to my epic tale
The tale of an Islamic girl
Who doesn't wear a veil
But she isn't getting stoned just yet
And she's no filthy pariah
Cause her parents are fucking heathens
Who don't give a fuck for Shariah

And so I'm glad she posts here
For her presence makes us graced
For a mudskin she's intelligent
And has fucking good taste
From beautiful artwork
To the sound of Roma violin
And all my music uploads
Or the taste of Gordon's gin

So hark to the tale of Gülşah
And hope to catch a glimpse
As she pwns an entire army
Of milk-fed fucking gimps
But we've never seen her do it
Quite as much as she does now
But I guess it's quite appropriate
Since she fights like a cow

And so we face the Qibla
And pray to Him in the skies
And we hope to make the pilgrimage
To the Mecca 'twixt her thighs
She claims it's an undefiled temple
But if you believe it you're a fool
Because every single tru punk knows
There no virgin girl in Istanbul

But yes, we'll all keep praying
And we'll be sure to do our best
To have the values of the Muslim
Corrupted by the vice of the West
And so we'll all try to get there
And if one of us ever shall
Then when we stand and drop our pants
We'll hope she doesn't eat Hallal

So hark to the tale of Gülşah
And hope to catch a glimpse
As she pwns an entire army
Of milk-fed fucking gimps
But we've never seen her do it
Quite as much as she does now
But I guess it's quite appropriate
Since she fights like a cow

the_GoDdEsS
07-26-2006, 03:14 PM
I think you've gained yourself a lot of love now. Big lolz at the Mecca verse.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-26-2006, 03:14 PM
And so we face the Qibla
And pray to Him in the skies
And we hope to make the pilgrimage
To the Mecca 'twixt her thighs
She claims it's an undefiled temple
But if you believe it you're a fool
Because every single tru punk knows
There no virgin girl in Istanbul
This is the greatest verse ever.

ofsmurfsandpixies
07-26-2006, 03:14 PM
ha???????????

Marco
07-26-2006, 03:15 PM
Sorry, I cannot make any comments. I don't want to irritate XYlophonetreeZ.

ofsmurfsandpixies
07-26-2006, 03:20 PM
the other was way better

Sin Studly
07-26-2006, 03:22 PM
I was going to comment on that in the other thread, but I guess I'll do it here.

Dr. Treez ; quit being elitist. Marco doesn't need to know the ins and outs of the last 5 years of the board to find me making fun of a birth-defected cripple with shitty taste in movies/girls/everything born in the wake of Chernobyl amusing.

Marco ; quit being a pussy. Don't reply with stupid shit like 'u hav no brain'. Just ignore it and comment when you wanna comment. But if you're gonna comment on each ballad with gushing praise, at least make it a little constructive and quote your favourite or least favourite parts, like some of the more appreciated posters are doing. It truly does help me.

RickyCrack
07-26-2006, 03:23 PM
They're all gold. If Sin were to make an album, I'd buy a copy for myself and one for all my family members. To compare his ballads to one another is like discussing cucumbers and pickles.

Sin Studly
07-26-2006, 03:26 PM
You make my cheeks blush, and my other cheeks quiver, sir.

XYlophonetreeZ
07-26-2006, 03:57 PM
Sorry, I cannot make any comments. I don't want to irritate XYlophonetreeZ.
Shit, I didn't know it was that easy. Maybe if I criticized you more I could get you to stop posting altogether. Intriguing... (but for real, stop crying or stop posting).

And Sin, maybe I was being an ass to Marco, but I sort of disagree. It really is a helluvalot funnier if you get the references. I remember I didn't like your Ballad of Simona as much as your other works because I'm a n00b when it comes to Slavic stuff, for example. Besides, if I just went "lol cripples r teh funniy" I wouldn't have a very good sense of humor. Shit, on that philosophy I'd laugh at Carlos Fucking Mencia.

killer_queen
07-26-2006, 03:58 PM
But I guess it's quite appropriate
Since she fights like a cow
This is great. I can rape you to death right now. <3

Sin Studly
07-26-2006, 04:00 PM
Do you eat Hallal?

JohnnyNemesis
07-26-2006, 05:17 PM
The Mecca verse is indeed fucking golden.

Harnum
07-26-2006, 06:35 PM
Sorry, I cannot make any comments. I don't want to irritate XYlophonetreeZ.
Jesus Christ grow up!

BREAK
07-26-2006, 06:44 PM
Didn't like this one much. Too esoteric. These only seem worth the time and effort when you're putting someone down, except for the Rocky-girl one. I'm still swelling with big-brotherly love from that one.

Mota Boy
07-26-2006, 10:23 PM
Usually the refrain is the strongest part, but in this ballad I thought it was, by far, the weakest. Though it's going up against stiff competition - the other lines were, imho, some of the best shit I've seen on this board in a long, long time.

Jebus
07-26-2006, 11:41 PM
It involves Gulsah so it automatically makes it better than the rest. Shame on you people for thinking otherwise.

and I agree with XYlophonetreeZ. That stanza was great.

Tizzalicious
07-26-2006, 11:57 PM
It's so sweet! I love the Mecca verse best too.

Izie
07-27-2006, 02:41 AM
Thumbs up.

Don't stop now!

Sin Studly
07-27-2006, 03:59 AM
Didn't like this one much. Too esoteric. These only seem worth the time and effort when you're putting someone down, except for the Rocky-girl one. I'm still swelling with big-brotherly love from that one.

They take 15-20 minutes in between doing other stuff, and I get a kick out of writing them. They're worth it. Unless you meant the time and effort of reading them, which is up to you.



Usually the refrain is the strongest part, but in this ballad I thought it was, by far, the weakest. Though it's going up against stiff competition - the other lines were, imho, some of the best shit I've seen on this board in a long, long time.

In hindsight, yeah, I shoulda made the Mecca verse the refrain. I usually try to write the best part first as the refrain, then work on the stanzas. I guess this time I came up with a better stanza afterwards and didn't have the foresight to change it to the refrain. But fuck it, it's not like I draft these things first.

JohnnyNemesis
07-27-2006, 08:33 AM
That wasn't Ricky that wrote that.

Personally, I think the fact that users are actually breaking down and commenting specific parts of these ballads shows that you've reached a whole 'nother level.

Sin Studly
07-27-2006, 08:36 AM
Whoops, sorry Ricky, Mota.