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Amiralanal
07-27-2006, 09:24 AM
How many times a week do you jerk off?

i do it maybe 5-7 times.

BREAK
07-27-2006, 10:10 AM
Proud of yourself, little man?

H1T_That
07-27-2006, 10:11 AM
About 15-20 for me.




Per night.

T-6005
07-27-2006, 10:18 AM
I have iron self-control.

Andy
07-27-2006, 10:19 AM
Do you think of Jojan when you do it?

0r4ng3
07-27-2006, 10:19 AM
Do you think of Jojan when you do it?
Haha, yeah. I bet he's thinking about his pile of nails.

Andy
07-27-2006, 10:25 AM
I think about Jojan. Makes me last longer.

T-6005
07-27-2006, 10:28 AM
Jojan is the source of my iron-self control.

wheelchairman
07-27-2006, 10:29 AM
I think about Jojan. Makes me last longer.
Risky business. I mean what a horrible revelation it would be to find that it quickened the process. Were that happen, you'd almost have to say that it "makes you last longer."

Andy
07-27-2006, 10:30 AM
Christ, you're right. "Gay for Jojan" - that's a scary concept.

Idiot
07-27-2006, 10:51 AM
How many times a week do you jerk off?

i do it maybe 5-7 times.

Piss off you 14 year old virgin.

Tizzalicious
07-27-2006, 10:54 AM
Christ, you're right. "Gay for Jojan" - that's a scary concept.

It's perfect when you can't choose, it has boobs, but is a guy! Girl & guy in one!

Amiralanal
07-27-2006, 11:00 AM
Piss off you 14 year old virgin.


if you had a dick you would jerk off too

Amiralanal
07-27-2006, 11:02 AM
a cmon. you americans are so stiff. relax, we wont laugh. dont be embarassed.

Andy
07-27-2006, 11:05 AM
I actually don't need to masturbate; I just call on a harem of young women to satisfy my every whim.

sKratch
07-27-2006, 11:10 AM
This brings up an important point. When Jojan asked us how much our pile of nails weigh [sic] he didn't specify whether or not we had jizzed on it yet.

the_GoDdEsS
07-27-2006, 11:17 AM
It's a sin. And you'll all go to hell, heathens.

nieh
07-27-2006, 11:21 AM
It's a sin. And you'll all go to hell, heathens.

Only for us guys.

Lizardus
07-27-2006, 01:58 PM
Christ, you're right. "Gay for Jojan" - that's a scary concept.
And disgusting, i think there are horror b movies based only on that.

Chev_Am
07-27-2006, 08:11 PM
Masturbation makes you go Blind.

JohnnyNemesis
07-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Masturbation, the only salvation, we've taken all your shit, now it's time for copulaaaaation!*



*sung to the tune of P.L.U.C.K by System of a Down*

0r4ng3
07-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Masturbation makes you go Blind.
What? Who said that? Speak louder, please.

bd007h
07-27-2006, 08:37 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

DeAtHsTaR
07-27-2006, 08:42 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
Says the guy who admitted to having 2.5 gig of porn on his computer as of December 2005.

Ninty Man
07-27-2006, 08:45 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg


I think some people around here fit in this one

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/advisory_2/lauraretard.jpg

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
07-27-2006, 09:01 PM
90% of people masturbate...

THE OTHER 10% ARE LYING! :rolleyes:

Retard
07-27-2006, 09:23 PM
it all depends on my mood. sometimes i do it a few times a day, sometimes only once sometimes not for a few days. all depends.

Jakebert
07-27-2006, 09:46 PM
Originally Posted by bd007h:
*stupid picture that everyone has seen a million times.*

That's almost as new and hilarious as penisland.com.

Vera
07-28-2006, 12:53 AM
Per night.
I have an occasional one myself every now and then, but usually thinking of cripples while masturbating, it just turns me off the mood a bit.

Mota Boy
07-28-2006, 01:07 AM
Masturbation makes you go Blind.
Man, how many times have I told you? Never look down the barrel of a loaded gun.

coke_a_holic
07-28-2006, 02:02 AM
I have an occasional one myself every now and then, but usually thinking of cripples while masturbating, it just turns me off the mood a bit.
Really? Cripples get my engine roaring.

JohnnyNemesis
07-28-2006, 05:55 AM
I have an occasional one myself every now and then, but usually thinking of cripples while masturbating, it just turns me off the mood a bit.

Fortunately, the thought of Finnish gals being turned off while thinking of cripples turns me on. The international cycle of Offspring BBS masturbation remains healthy!

Man, how many times have I told you? Never look down the barrel of a loaded gun.

I approve.

Paint_It_Black
07-28-2006, 08:53 AM
Jojan is the source of my iron-self control.

What would happen if you ever lost control of your iron-self?

Dude From Dudetown
07-28-2006, 09:02 AM
I do it like 3 times a day, and that sucks cause i can never have a wet dream :(

Dude From Dudetown
07-28-2006, 10:28 AM
yes, think that is what will happenpf

Endymion
07-28-2006, 10:35 AM
@bd007h:

http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/needsmorejpeg.jpg

Holger estonia
07-28-2006, 12:10 PM
Masturbation makes you go Blind.
And hands will go hairy

Holger estonia
07-28-2006, 12:16 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
I have "Every time you masturbate, a skyline crashes. Please, think of the Skylines