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Izie
07-28-2006, 08:59 AM
Ah, new experiences.

My mother had an inflamed gland on her back, I'm really not sure on the english term, but the point is, it looked like an oversized zit and it just wouldn't stop growing. Apparently the bacteria are mean and my mother is allergic to penicilline, so the antibiotics they gave her didn't help much.

Either way, today she comes home early. The thing burst open and she had to go to the doc's right away to see what they were gonna do with it and I figured I'd tag along, it's not nice to be alone when possibly facing surgery, even if it is minor.

I forget which the options offered were, but the most invasive, however the safest one was for it to be cut open and taken out right there and then. And that's exactly what they did. The doctor and the nurse sggested I'd wait outside, but my mom preferred having someone there, and to be honest, I was DYING of curiosity. If I ever have anything like that, I want it somewhere where I can WATCH while it's being taken out. Yes I'm gross and semi-sick, so what.

So they give her a local anaesthetic, the thing goes numb and he gets into cutting. In diameter, it wasn't big. 1cm, 1.5 tops. But holy hell the fucker was deep! 4cm into the flesh. Talk about gross. Now I won't get very graphic, but I just remember going "Hm it doesn't bleed a lot"; "That thing looks wiggly and a wee disgusting" and "Wow he's totally digging into flesh there!". But it was a fun experience. Fun indeed. On a side note, that surgical thread looks like wire. Never expected that, but I guess it just shows how much I know.

I'd still never ever consider a career in medicine, but if I could somehow just observe, that'd be great. Out of unknown reasons I love watching people being cut into. I was also delighted as a kid when I had to have my leg cleaned, bandaged and tied up, because it meant I'd get to see the "gross" whenever I went for a bandage change.

Isn't it fun to have something exciting and new happen out of nowhere?

P.S. The whole thing wasn't the least bit dangerous, so don't mind me not getting to worried about it.

the_GoDdEsS
07-28-2006, 09:02 AM
Hahaha, so Slav. I don't have a problem looking at gross stuff either.

Dude From Dudetown
07-28-2006, 09:04 AM
I love watching people being cut into.

Scary... This is ten characters

HornyPope
07-28-2006, 09:07 AM
4cms? That IS huge.

/looks down on his penis. frown

Izie
07-28-2006, 09:17 AM
Hahaha, so Slav. I don't have a problem looking at gross stuff either.

So Slav and so scary, as the other dude said :p Gross stuff ftw!


4cms? That IS huge.

/looks down on his penis. frown

Your penis isn't gross enough for my topic. Take it out of here. Thenbringittomeplz.Kthxbi.

HornyPope
07-28-2006, 09:32 AM
Mein penis ist nicht grosse?

Der sad.

Izie
07-28-2006, 09:37 AM
Shouldn't I be der sad in this case?

HornyPope
07-28-2006, 09:43 AM
No, because I got an email with a wonderful offer to increase my penis size!

wheelchairman
07-28-2006, 09:49 AM
You're disgusting.

Und der penis von Vlad est die eigendum von Per. Es ist sehr grosse. Und ich brauche eine sehr grosse penis für meine arschloch.

Izie
07-28-2006, 09:50 AM
Vlad, stop un-grossing my topic :(


Und der penis von Vlad est die eigendum von Per.

Wanna fight for it, commie-boy?

The rest was fairly correct.

wheelchairman
07-28-2006, 09:55 AM
Der Penis von Vlad ist Mein Kampf. (Tizz ist mein kleine kampf.)

Izie
07-28-2006, 10:00 AM
Your mad German skillz will get you nowhere!

Plus the line makes no sense to me :p

HornyPope
07-28-2006, 10:15 AM
Per has the biggest arschloch on the board.

Little_Miss_1565
07-28-2006, 10:15 AM
4 cm into her back?! holy hell! What the hell gland does this?

Nina
07-28-2006, 10:22 AM
I hate that type of stuff and it grosses me out a lot :(

And Per speaking German is the funniest thing ever.

Izie
07-28-2006, 10:27 AM
Bah, I kept trying to find what it is, but I failed. Too little medical knowledge :/

Scary :/

Sunny
07-28-2006, 10:47 AM
eeeeew dude i hate gross shit. :( i used to want to be a doc when i was little, but then i realized i hate grossness and was like OK NO.

i prefer to pretend we don't have insides and nasty stuff under our skin. don't burst my bubble. :(

wheelchairman
07-28-2006, 10:52 AM
I hate that type of stuff and it grosses me out a lot :(

And Per speaking German is the funniest thing ever.
I liked it better when you actually said my German was good! :p

Tizzalicious
07-28-2006, 10:55 AM
Der Penis von Vlad ist Mein Kampf. (Tizz ist mein kleine kampf.)

<33333

And Iz, eeew. I can't believe you watched that. And wiggly? Gross gross gross.

Izie
07-28-2006, 11:04 AM
i prefer to pretend we don't have insides and nasty stuff under our skin. don't burst my bubble. :(

But it's totally hypnotizing! Insides!

Beep Nina I missed your reply! But I agree :p I mean, if *I* can tell there's something wrong and I speak like 0 German... Yah :p

And Tizz, it didn't really move. I mean it's tissue, duh. It was just gooey and blobby and stuff!

Tizzalicious
07-28-2006, 11:15 AM
That really doesn't make it any better!

Sunny
07-28-2006, 11:15 AM
But it's totally hypnotizing! Insides!


noooooes :(

i like to think that when you cut me open everything looks nice and white and clean. like when you cut off a barbie doll's foot!

..and DONT EVEN tell me you've never given barbies amputations!

see that's why i was so freaked out by post-surgical bruising.. lol.

Izie
07-28-2006, 11:24 AM
Well, you hate it, I like it :p To each his own :p

And yes Sunnies, of course I've given barbies amputations. Actually usually decapitaions. Ken dolls ended up legless and armless. Barbies mostly headless. Or hairless. Or painted on. I was such an amazing kid.

My He-man action figures suffered no harm though. Until the monster was born :(

Bruising freaks me out too, but mostly due to aesthetics. Every single time I get blood drawn from my veines I end up looking like a goddamn junkie. Bah.

And I STILL have no problem with guts. Psh.

wheelchairman
07-28-2006, 11:26 AM
You ever read Guts by famous Oregon Super-Author Chuck Palahniuk?

P.s. I had no idea that eigendum was a word. I just Germanified the Danish word ejendom.

Sunny
07-28-2006, 11:27 AM
Bruising freaks me out too, but mostly due to aesthetics.

but guts are far LESS aesthetically pleasing than bruises!

you freak. but to each their own. =p

i cut off barbie's palms and feet first cuz they were soft and easy to cut off. ;(

Izie
07-28-2006, 11:28 AM
You ever read Guts by famous Oregon Super-Author Chuck Palahniuk?

P.s. I had no idea that eigendum was a word. I just Germanified the Danish word ejendom.

No. And to the PS, it's eigendom in Dutch. I don't know if that's correct in German, but I got it anyway :p

Izie
07-28-2006, 11:29 AM
but guts are far LESS aesthetically pleasing than bruises!

But they don't stay out! Take em out, fix em, put em back in! Bruises stay! Grrrrz!


i cut off barbie's palms and feet first cuz they were soft and easy to cut off. ;(

I chewed those off.

Nina
07-28-2006, 11:29 AM
P.s. I had no idea that eigendum was a word. I just Germanified the Danish word ejendom.

Well it's "Eigentum" but that was easy to figure out.
Your grammar is...non-existent. D:

Tizzalicious
07-28-2006, 11:31 AM
But they don't stay out! Take em out, fix em, put em back in! Bruises stay! Grrrrz!



I chewed those off.

Me too, barbie feet are good to chew on.

wheelchairman
07-28-2006, 11:34 AM
Well it's "Eigentum" but that was easy to figure out.
Your grammar is...non-existent. D:
Yeah, that should be obvious from my extremely incorrect use of "von".

Sunny
07-28-2006, 11:34 AM
But they don't stay out! Take em out, fix em, put em back in! Bruises stay! Grrrrz!


that's a good point. but they're still nasty!

speaking of gross bodily affairs, i saw this website of a woman who went from 370 lbs (168 kg) to 145 lbs (66 kg). it'd all be fine and dandy, and uhh more power to her, but duuude she was left with like... tons and tons AND TONS of excess skin. it was so weird. (www.abutterflyemerges.com)

i'm not sure how this is on topic at all.. but, yeah.

Izie
07-28-2006, 11:37 AM
Me too, barbie feet are good to chew on.

Good to know you were at least a LITTLE gross!!


Well it's "Eigentum" but that was easy to figure out.
Your grammar is...non-existent. D:

I must learn German! Rarrrr!


speaking of gross bodily affairs, i saw this website of a woman who went from 370 lbs (168 kg) to 145 lbs (66 kg). it'd all be fine and dandy, and uhh more power to her, but duuude she was left with like... tons and tons AND TONS of excess skin. it was so weird. (www.abutterflyemerges.com)

You ALWAYS find the grossest stuff. I can't even try to compare, it's like a goddamn talent. What crack are you on?

wheelchairman
07-28-2006, 11:37 AM
Für die Frauchen Izie. Guts von die Über-Oregonischen Verfatter Chuck Palahniuk.
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

Izie
07-28-2006, 11:42 AM
Thank you, dear Sir.

Now please stop raping German :(

Edit: I've read that before. I lolled so much. So, SO much.

Nina
07-28-2006, 11:53 AM
www.abutterflyemerges.com


is this site full of bull or did i just read the wrong stuff?

Sunny
07-28-2006, 11:55 AM
it is full of bull.

but check out the password protected picturetrail stuff. oooomg.

Tizzalicious
07-28-2006, 11:58 AM
Good to know you were at least a LITTLE gross!!





That's not gross! I think all kids did that!

Nina
07-28-2006, 11:59 AM
I'm useless, what's the pass??


edit: EW the scars, I dont wanna look any further :[

Little_Miss_1565
07-28-2006, 12:07 PM
This page is full of win.

Dog's name is "Ms. Molly McBabe"
and the sentence "I woke to find myself on fire."

Izie
07-28-2006, 12:14 PM
That page is unbelievable.

Gross entertainment ftw!

Mota Boy
07-28-2006, 01:38 PM
Big deal - I witness minor surgery all the time, but I refer to them as "knife fights".

Izie
07-28-2006, 01:42 PM
That's because you're a paptown nigga.

I, on the other hand, am as white as they get.