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0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 11:15 AM
This game was mentioned in the Link Dump thread, but I wanted to make an official thread of it.

www.KingdomOfLoathing.com

My username is the_0r4ng3 (don't blame me, everything else was taken). I'm a Disco Bandit.

Idiot
08-01-2006, 11:27 AM
Someone is bored. :p

Little_Miss_1565
08-01-2006, 12:53 PM
Someone is bored. :p

Yup. And so am I. I'm awaiting my activation code. I'll be Miss 1565 the Disco Bandit. Just like in real life.

Jebus
08-01-2006, 12:55 PM
Ogame 4 life!

You guys used to be cool.

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 12:55 PM
When I used my AOL email account for the activation code, I never got it. When I used my hotmail account, it was sent right away. Just a notice to anyone who wants to join in the future.

Paint_It_Black
08-01-2006, 12:59 PM
Ogame 4 life!

You guys used to be cool.

Right on brother.

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 12:59 PM
Jebus, don't you still play Bio Nightmare?

Jebus
08-01-2006, 01:03 PM
alright, I'll give it a try. Seal Clubber??!! That's awesome. I'm joining.

I stopped playing Bio Nightmare a while ago.

Little_Miss_1565
08-01-2006, 01:04 PM
When I used my AOL email account for the activation code, I never got it. When I used my hotmail account, it was sent right away. Just a notice to anyone who wants to join in the future.

That's because AOL blocks everything ever, because only old people use AOL. :)

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 01:20 PM
I now have a mosquito familiar, which I have aptly named Trogdor.

the_GoDdEsS
08-01-2006, 01:44 PM
I'm lazy. Someone tell me in one or two sentences what it is about?

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 01:46 PM
Online RPG. Lots of humor. Meat is the currency.

the_GoDdEsS
08-01-2006, 01:46 PM
Meat? Do you sell whores? :P

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 01:47 PM
No, I mean actual meat. Y'know, like steak.

the_GoDdEsS
08-01-2006, 01:48 PM
Yeah, thanks. :)

Jebus
08-01-2006, 01:56 PM
My account name is Byron Bluth. See? Now I have backstory for why I became a seal clubber.

Jebus
08-01-2006, 02:04 PM
wait, is there any involvement with other players in this game?

- -Lauren- -
08-01-2006, 02:10 PM
My account is Laurenis1337er.

I couldn't think of anything clever. I'm an accordion thief.

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 05:19 PM
wait, is there any involvement with other players in this game?
There's a Player vs. Player system that you find after a while.

H1T_That
08-01-2006, 05:33 PM
I'm Race_a_lot, the turtle tamer.

noodlesfan
08-01-2006, 06:00 PM
NickRaciti- Pastamancer

Skilled in noodlecraft

Sin Studly
08-01-2006, 09:17 PM
CisarLasaar the seal clubber, but it looks pretty boring.

0r4ng3
08-01-2006, 10:05 PM
I love how you have to pass a literacy test to visit the chat. They should seriously have something like that here.

notoriousdoc
08-02-2006, 03:56 PM
Pff, ph34r my 1337 level 8 Button Box Burglar.

Does anyone want to start a BBS clan?

H1T_That
08-02-2006, 04:07 PM
I got bored after 5 minutes of exploring the n00b mountain.

I'll probably never log in again.

0r4ng3
08-02-2006, 05:16 PM
Does anyone want to start a BBS clan?
I'm for it. What shall the name be?

ninthlayer
08-02-2006, 06:09 PM
The limit on adventures per day kinda blows.

Harnum
08-02-2006, 07:30 PM
Seems pretty cool, might join. If so, I'll repost my username.

EDIT: I joined. Harnum is my username. Accordion Theif ftw! Good with the ladies which, unfortunately, I am not :(

All About Eve
08-02-2006, 07:43 PM
The limit on adventures per day kinda blows.
It blows a lot.

I want credit for discovering this game!

I'm DreamAndDay, I'm a level 7 Seal Clubber and my familiar is an 18 pound misquito (it has a 3 lb. bonus item on it). The Leprechaun and Levitating Potato familiars kind of suck, btw.

Harnum
08-02-2006, 07:44 PM
"You acquire a piece of gum on a string" Cool!

ninthlayer
08-02-2006, 07:57 PM
inserts credit for AAE

0r4ng3
08-02-2006, 07:58 PM
Further credit for AAE. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=862096&postcount=50)

All About Eve
08-02-2006, 07:58 PM
You have two games left

Harnum
08-02-2006, 08:00 PM
Eh, I'm officially somewhat bored of this. I'll probably log in from time to time for a laugh. It's hilarious, but I'm too tired.

0r4ng3
08-02-2006, 08:42 PM
So, who's going to form the aformentioned clan? I would, but you have to be at least level 7.

Edit: Also, whoever posted their username here has been added to my contact list.

sk8ter-hater
08-02-2006, 10:00 PM
I discovered the game. I don't want to prove it though, as I'm too lazy. It's a few posts behind her link in the other thread.
btw, I'm a level 15 accordion thief, the name is Pustulio.

- -Lauren- -
08-03-2006, 12:31 PM
I used all my adventures yesterday. I hope I have more today.

I'm up for the BBS Clan. Laurenis1337er. As noted, I could not think of anything creative.

EDIT: I'm completely falling-down drunk right now.

0r4ng3
08-03-2006, 02:01 PM
I'm completely falling-down drunk right now.
Hey, so am I! 12 points of inebriation. I think that's a lot.

So, it's settled. Unless someone makes one before me, I'm making the official BBS clan when I reach level 7. Which could be tomorrow or Saturday.

Harnum
08-03-2006, 02:04 PM
I'm still lvl 1! :( n00b-dem sucks...

sk8ter-hater
08-03-2006, 02:05 PM
For drunkness, you can go up to level 15. Once you get liver of steel, you get up to 21.

Harnum
08-03-2006, 02:11 PM
For drunkness, you can go up to level 15. Once you get liver of steel, you get up to 21.
Guide me to the bar?

EDIT: I've gained a level! 2 ftw!

sk8ter-hater
08-03-2006, 02:15 PM
You get to the bar later. For now, when you drink certain alcoholic beverages, you get drunkness points. If you get to the point where it says "You're falling down drunk," every time you adventure, something bad will happen.

Harnum
08-03-2006, 02:18 PM
Am I enjoying this game too much? "The hobo grumbles and whines, but forks over some meat. He keeps the fork, though." AHAHA!

Harnum
08-03-2006, 02:19 PM
You get to the bar later. For now, when you drink certain alcoholic beverages, you get drunkness points. If you get to the point where it says "You're falling down drunk," every time you adventure, something bad will happen.
Lovely... Something to look forward to.

EDIT: Level 3. Kickass!

- -Lauren- -
08-03-2006, 02:51 PM
Hey, so am I! 12 points of inebriation. I think that's a lot.

So, it's settled. Unless someone makes one before me, I'm making the official BBS clan when I reach level 7. Which could be tomorrow or Saturday.


15 for me! Yay we can be drunk-buddies (or brunk-duddies) until we become sober again! I'll be a Level 4 when I get sober and get more Moxie.

EDIT: Earlier I was hopped up on goofballs too.

- -Lauren- -
08-03-2006, 02:53 PM
Guide me to the bar?



I drank 5 bottles of the wine that you steal from the hobos. I can't remember what it's called though. Go into the wrong side of the tracks, and follow to the Sleazy Back Alley. Many hobos with booze there that you can kill and take their booze.

All About Eve
08-03-2006, 04:01 PM
Fuzzbumps and pink ponies are really good, and other special brews, because they up your stats a lot too. The best time to use your drinks is when you're out of adventures, that way it doesn't screw any up, you have bonus for the next day, and the drunkeness doesn't rollover.

The best way to get adventures and level up is to collect pixels (talk to the crackpot on the Wrong Side of the Tracks). The Purple Pixel Pies up every stat and give 5 adventures, so you can collect more pixels. You'll see what I mean once you try it. Plus the enemies are cool. Bloopers, Goombas, etc.

The Goblin King is fucking ridiculous, I might add.

Little_Miss_1565
08-03-2006, 04:19 PM
Where do you get pixels, anyway?

All About Eve
08-03-2006, 04:22 PM
Once you equip the thing (note: you have to have a 1h weapon), The Inconspicuous Door will appear in the Woods. You get them from killing the enemies there.

0r4ng3
08-03-2006, 10:41 PM
In my game, it's called the "Inexplicable Door". Sucks that I still need 3 more Moxie to adventure there.

Sin Studly
08-04-2006, 09:32 AM
Can I sell weapons I don't want?

Harnum
08-04-2006, 09:58 AM
Yep, go to inventory and sell stuff

Sin Studly
08-04-2006, 10:15 AM
So, gimme tips. What is good to do?

Harnum
08-04-2006, 10:27 AM
Well, I'm not really sure. I just ran with it. Went through tutorial and just started Adventuring. I realized that you can't equip good weapons when you're a level 3 =\ So, I spent most of my Meat on useless items. So, just adventure around. Go to the seaside town loathing council thing and ask for a quest.

Little_Miss_1565
08-04-2006, 11:31 AM
Once you equip the thing (note: you have to have a 1h weapon), The Inconspicuous Door will appear in the Woods. You get them from killing the enemies there.

The damn monsters keep kicking my ass. Goddammit.

0r4ng3
08-04-2006, 11:41 AM
I don't have enough Moxie for that door. :(

Also, I'm at a level where every adventure is too easy or too hard. This sucks.

Harnum
08-04-2006, 11:53 AM
My Moxie is like 10 or something =\ It's gay!

noodlesfan
08-04-2006, 12:02 PM
Moxie is a soft drink made in New England.... now I'm sad because they don't have it in Florida...

Harnum
08-04-2006, 12:05 PM
Moxie is a soft drink made in New England.... now I'm sad because they don't have it in Florida...
...

Shut up.

noodlesfan
08-04-2006, 12:07 PM
...

Shut up.
You're just upset for never tasting liquid Jesus known as Moxie.

Harnum
08-04-2006, 12:16 PM
You're just upset for never tasting liquid Jesus known as Moxie.
No, you're just a fucking idiot nobody likes around here and post your useless dribble when it's not wanted and/or needed.

Harnum
08-04-2006, 12:19 PM
Anyway, with that aside. I just got level 4 but used up all my adventures for the day! :( I'm falling down drunk too. Uh, it sucks bad. You lose points too much. Anyway, will post again tomorrow..

P.S - Jesse, as people add their username, you should post them in your first post.

0r4ng3
08-04-2006, 12:20 PM
I was thinking of doing that, actually. I'll get to it later.

Harnum
08-04-2006, 12:21 PM
Good, good...

- -Lauren- -
08-04-2006, 12:30 PM
I have 14 Moxie points right now, and my job is to slay the Boss Bat in the Bat Hole.

Did anyone create that BBS Clan? If so, what's the title so I can search for it?

Harnum
08-04-2006, 12:35 PM
Where do you search for it? Oh, I just noticed I was still logged in too.

Apathy
08-04-2006, 09:33 PM
Greatness.

I used to play this back when It first started. I loved it, then I stopped playing for a long time and they deleted my account.


I started a new one a few months ago, and I'd love to join your clan.

However I don't play very often.

Harnum
08-05-2006, 07:45 AM
Kickass, what's you username and levels, MP, etc?

Harnum
08-05-2006, 08:16 AM
Jesse/Anyone else. Do you kow how to get past the dungeon of Haiku?

Apathy
08-05-2006, 10:30 AM
A haiku is a poem with three sentences. First sentence has five syllables. Second has seven syllables, and the third has five.

One of the options will have the right amount of syllables. Pick accordingly. (for the first choice pick the option that's five syllables, ect.)

My username is KidsTable. I'm under some sort of ascension thing, so my stats are somewhat low.

0r4ng3
08-05-2006, 03:03 PM
I read about ascension. That's when you beat the game and start over with more stats? Or was it just different stats? I don't remember.

Edit: Is there a way to sell stuff without going to the flea market?

Apathy
08-05-2006, 05:27 PM
When you beat the game, you can start over with a new character.

You get certain bonuses and neat items depending on what you did with your last character. You can also make the game harder by adding specific requirements. (Ex: Beat the game without eating) Doing these would also get you unique/special items.

You can sell things by clicking on your inventory, and clicking sell stuff, but those are usually bad prices.

The best place to sell and buy crap is the mall, but you'd need to buy a shop, which seem expensive when you first start out. Also, you're not allowed in the mall until a certain level, and not allowed to buy a shop until an even later level.

I feel like such a nerd.

All About Eve
08-05-2006, 07:13 PM
If no one has started the BBS clan, I will.

Haha, to me, the enemies in the Inexplicable Door are easy, one hit kills.

What familiars has everyone tried?

Little_Miss_1565
08-05-2006, 08:29 PM
If no one has started the BBS clan, I will.

Haha, to me, the enemies in the Inexplicable Door are easy, one hit kills.

What familiars has everyone tried?

Someone in /newbie randomly gifted me a cocoa egg, and it turned into a cocoabo, easily the best familiar EVER. Though it gets lazy sometimes.

0r4ng3
08-05-2006, 09:09 PM
If no one has started the BBS clan, I will.

Haha, to me, the enemies in the Inexplicable Door are easy, one hit kills.

What familiars has everyone tried?
I still haven't tried the Inexplicable Door yet, but I have the requirements.

So far, I still have Trogdor, the 9-pound mosquito. As a familiar.

All About Eve
08-05-2006, 09:12 PM
Someone in /newbie randomly gifted me a cocoa egg, and it turned into a cocoabo, easily the best familiar EVER. Though it gets lazy sometimes.
What does it do?

0r4ng3
08-05-2006, 09:14 PM
I should also point you all to http://kol.coldfront.net/. It's the KoL official fansite. It has info on everything, EVER.

Edit: I made 1509 meat by autoselling. This is very useful.

Apathy
08-05-2006, 09:37 PM
I should also point you all to http://kol.coldfront.net/. It's the KoL official fansite. It has info on everything, EVER.

Edit: I made 1509 meat by autoselling. This is very useful.


...except that http://www.thekolwiki.net is much better.

Works just like the wiki, but with kol.

edit: my familiar is the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot. It kicks ass, but I honestly don't remember how I made it. It was hard. Just look in the wiki.

Little_Miss_1565
08-05-2006, 10:02 PM
Dammit, I want one of those reeeeal hard.

Little_Miss_1565
08-05-2006, 10:03 PM
What does it do?

It snuggles you sometimes in the middle of a fight and gives you HP and MP. It also charges apponents sometimes and does some good damage. Other times it picks at dirt and throws 50 meat your way. Other other times, it just sits there doing nothing.

0r4ng3
08-05-2006, 10:06 PM
Is it just me, or is the site working reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyy slow right now?

- -Lauren- -
08-05-2006, 10:08 PM
I love my little cocoabo, I named it Stevario. I need to find something for stench resistance right about now.

Jesse...you need to get on that list. Lyke rite now.

edit: Which site? This or KoL? I couldn't put a new post up, so I used the quote link and then deleted the quote. Here seems to be pretty slow, so if that is the case, it's not just you.

edit2: wow, both sites are going pretty slow.

All About Eve
08-05-2006, 10:17 PM
Is it just me, or is the site working reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyy slow right now?
They modify it right before midnight, and it lags a bit for an hour or two afterwards (EST).

0r4ng3
08-05-2006, 10:36 PM
Damn pixel monsters are kicking my ass. It frustrates me to no end.

Little_Miss_1565
08-05-2006, 10:55 PM
Damn pixel monsters are kicking my ass. It frustrates me to no end.

Are you a disco bandit? Get thee a ranged weapon.

All About Eve
08-05-2006, 11:49 PM
Muahaha, just beat the goblin king.

Dude, 1565, Cocoabos fucking pwn! I love mine!

Apathy
08-06-2006, 10:43 AM
other good familiars that are pretty easy to get:

Baby Gravy Fairy - Monsters drop more crap more often.
Blood Faced Volleyball - Monsters give you bigger stat gains when defeated.

0r4ng3
08-06-2006, 09:55 PM
Are you a disco bandit? Get thee a ranged weapon.
Does it really make that much difference? My Muscle is about the same as Moxie, and the weapon I use has 10 more power.

sk8ter-hater
08-06-2006, 10:04 PM
I love my leprechaun.

0r4ng3
08-06-2006, 10:57 PM
I'm still getting my ass kicked at the door, no matter what weapon I use.

At this rate, I will grow to loathe all 8-bit anythings.

All About Eve
08-06-2006, 10:59 PM
Wait 'til you're level 4 or 5.

I'm 4 muscle from level 8, woot!

0r4ng3
08-06-2006, 11:01 PM
I am level 5. Maybe I just really suck.

Apathy
08-06-2006, 11:10 PM
I'm still getting my ass kicked at the door, no matter what weapon I use.

At this rate, I will grow to loathe all 8-bit anythings.


You need to be wearing a disguise. Knob goblin harem girl

You need a veil, some pants, and need to use the perfume if I recall correctly.

Little_Miss_1565
08-07-2006, 08:31 AM
Does it really make that much difference? My Muscle is about the same as Moxie, and the weapon I use has 10 more power.

My lead yo-yo kicks way more ass than anything else I've been using, and it's +80.

0r4ng3
08-07-2006, 09:29 AM
All I have is this disco ball, but I have enough for the yo-yo. I should get it.

Edit: Can someone send me food? I just need one adventure to test out this yo-yo.

All About Eve
08-07-2006, 09:57 AM
You need to be wearing a disguise. Knob goblin harem girl

You need a veil, some pants, and need to use the perfume if I recall correctly.
He means the inexplicable door, I think.

I have a 1h sword with 100 power, but I'm considering switching to a 2h with 120 power. I used to fumble a lot with it, but my stats are up since I bought it. Can't wait 'til I get the ability that makes me fumble less and all that.

0r4ng3
08-07-2006, 11:17 AM
Wow, this lead yo-yo is indeed the shit. I just kicked 8-bit ass that normally would have kicked me.

Little_Miss_1565
08-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Fucking knob goblin king keeps whupping my butt.

Yatesy
08-07-2006, 02:02 PM
I made an account today, my name is Yatesoi and I'm a Sauceror, only level 2 though. =\

All About Eve
08-07-2006, 02:07 PM
Fucking knob goblin king keeps whupping my butt.
He's hard as shit. I couldn't beat him 'til level 8. Atleast you have a Cocoabo, that's what helped me get the edge on him.

Apathy
08-07-2006, 11:05 PM
Usually I try to do lots of other missions before the goblin king.

once I get out of this hardcore thing, I'll share some of my older stuff. I've got plenty, and it's good.

JoY
08-08-2006, 05:48 AM
what's everyone playing here?

[I've been on vacation, in case no one noticed *attentionwhore*]

Harnum
08-08-2006, 08:25 AM
*pays attention to attentionwhore* Kingdom of Loathing, it's a comedy adventure game and the currency is meat.

Apathy
08-08-2006, 09:39 PM
Pretty much everything in the game is paying homage to some other game, Tv show, movie, books or famous quote.

It's fun trying to recognize where something came from.

0r4ng3
08-08-2006, 09:42 PM
I especially like the "An adventurer is you!" thing they do.

If you go to their fansite, it says "A fansite is we!"

All About Eve
08-08-2006, 10:27 PM
They do that for lots of things.

notoriousdoc
08-09-2006, 04:14 AM
heyyyyyy, I finally made a clan. Check out "Offspring BBS" in the clan bit.

Seeyow there.

All About Eve
08-09-2006, 05:38 AM
I'm not going to join unless you have all 3 workout machines, a clan stash, meat tree, and war room.

0r4ng3
08-09-2006, 11:46 AM
I applied for entership.

Edit: Purple Pixel Pie is the best item EVER.

Apathy
08-09-2006, 01:14 PM
I'm not going to join unless you have all 3 workout machines, a clan stash, meat tree, and war room.

Agreed pretty much, cept the war room is uneeded.

Clan wars don't really do anything. Other stuff is Great though, really can't have a good clan without it.

- -Lauren- -
08-09-2006, 01:20 PM
I applied for teh clan.

notoriousdoc
08-09-2006, 02:52 PM
All accepted. I agree about the machines and shit but meh.

Little_Miss_1565
08-09-2006, 04:22 PM
All accepted.

Lies! I applied again.

Apathy
08-09-2006, 06:05 PM
ahahah - I forgot about this line.

"If you will give it to me so I may guard against future attacks, I will reward you handsomely."
Even though your name isn't Lee, you're flattered and hand over your dictionary."

notdoc - do you have the option to buy those things for the clan? If so - I can give you some of the needed meat once I'm outta this hardcore thing.

Harnum
08-09-2006, 06:29 PM
*applies for clan* Cool! Finally the BBS clan!

Harnum
08-09-2006, 06:38 PM
How do you get your familiar?

EDIT: Nevermind, got him. He's a 2-pound mosquito now!

All About Eve
08-09-2006, 07:22 PM
Cocoabos >>>>>>>> other familiars.

0r4ng3
08-09-2006, 07:23 PM
I don't know how to get familiars that aren't the mosquito.

Harnum
08-09-2006, 07:24 PM
Where do you get those cocoa eggs?

UPDATE: My mosquito is now 7 pounds. I've had him for 10 minutes, possibly a little more. Also, level up! Lvl 5!

Little_Miss_1565
08-09-2006, 08:05 PM
www.thekolwiki.com

Someone from /newbie gave me a bunch of stuff out of the blue, and the cocoa egg was one of them.

0r4ng3
08-09-2006, 08:08 PM
Dammit, I want free stuff!

Although my familiar is working out well, too.

Trogdor, the 15-pound Mosquito.

Apathy
08-09-2006, 08:21 PM
First week I played someone randomly gave me a million meat in chat.

I don't think the cocoabo is that good to be honest.

Better ones are the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot, Baby Fairy Gravy, Blood Faced Volleyball, and the Leprechaun. And any of the familiar of the month ones, but thoes cost money.

To get a cocoabo, you have to combine random pieces of chocolate eggs you get on the Pentumalite Airship.

Or you can just buy them in the mall. They aren't that expensive.

All About Eve
08-09-2006, 08:21 PM
I don't know how to get familiars that aren't the mosquito.

Potato Sprouts or Ten-Leaf Clovers are your most likely bets. You can get a clover from the Hermit, actually. Once you get it, adventure in the Woods. You'll get a random event that will give you a bowl of lucky charms. When you eat the cereal, the Leprechaun hatcling will be at the bottom. Use it to make him a familiar.

0r4ng3
08-09-2006, 08:22 PM
First week I played someone randomly gave me a million meat in chat.That settles it, I am going to the chat. PRONTO!

- -Lauren- -
08-10-2006, 12:48 PM
I have a 12 pound Cocoabo. I <3 my Stevario.

notoriousdoc
08-10-2006, 12:56 PM
Sorry, guys, I haven't been on it anywhere near enough lately, I've been a bit busy on ogame. I'll check everything's okay now thoughs.

notoriousdoc
08-10-2006, 01:03 PM
notdoc - do you have the option to buy those things for the clan? If so - I can give you some of the needed meat once I'm outta this hardcore thing.I'd *love* to get some of the machines (30,000 meat each) and the meat tree (50,000 meat), didn't you say you had a million meat or something? everyone should start putting some stuff into the goodies hoard, I put some 1337 tr0u53r5 in for you all.

Preocupado
08-10-2006, 01:39 PM
I can't find the chat pane! How do i chat? I have some lieing to do!

- -Lauren- -
08-10-2006, 01:42 PM
Yep, I put some stuff in there.

How do I cook food? I've got lots of ingredients, but I don't know how to cook them? :(

EDIT: My new Blood-Faced Volleyball isn't doing anything. He just sits and smiles. Tachikara = no good.

notoriousdoc
08-10-2006, 02:05 PM
You have to buy an oven, I can't remember where from though. It might be from the market...

- -Lauren- -
08-10-2006, 04:39 PM
I have the most clan karma with 1,049 of it.

I made a pizza with my oven. Yay! Even though I sold my cocktailcrafting kit and my meat tenderizer.

RickyCrack
08-10-2006, 05:14 PM
Where's a good place to get mysticalness points?

Apathy
08-10-2006, 06:57 PM
I'd *love* to get some of the machines (30,000 meat each) and the meat tree (50,000 meat), didn't you say you had a million meat or something? everyone should start putting some stuff into the goodies hoard, I put some 1337 tr0u53r5 in for you all.

Currently, I've got a little over 500,000.

I'd be happy to give you some for the clan benefits, however I can't trade since I'm in Hardcore. It might take me, I dunno, a month to get out of it.

0r4ng3
08-11-2006, 12:09 PM
Can you change it so we can spend karma points in the clan stash and actually get some stuff?

- -Lauren- -
08-11-2006, 01:03 PM
Where's a good place to get mysticalness points?

Any of the Dungeons are great. You just keep adventuring for points, mostly no battles involved. At least in the Limerick one.

notoriousdoc
08-11-2006, 01:09 PM
I agree, the Limerick dungeon is brilliant for getting stats up.

Um to get anything decent out of the stash, people actually have to put stuff in it.

0r4ng3
08-14-2006, 12:32 PM
I still can't spend any Karma points at the clan stash. I have about 3000 of 'em, too.

Are there any advantages to wearing the 8-bit Finery outfit?

Little_Miss_1565
08-14-2006, 12:56 PM
Are there any advantages to wearing the 8-bit Finery outfit?

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/8-Bit_Finery

Sinister
08-14-2006, 01:10 PM
I used to have a character there, but it must be deleted by now.
Getting a new one : RoflWaffl, Turtle Tamer.

Vera
08-14-2006, 01:16 PM
lul geekz!!!11

0r4ng3
08-14-2006, 09:10 PM
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/8-Bit_Finery
I did notice I was doing a bit more damage to the pixel enemies.

Little_Miss_1565
08-23-2006, 08:49 AM
Hey, can we make the clan functional and not stupid plz?

0r4ng3
08-23-2006, 12:56 PM
I've been asking that since the damn clan got started.

Y'know what? I'm at a high enough level. I'll create a new clan. One that isn't stupid.

Edit: Search for "The Other BBS Clan".

Little_Miss_1565
08-23-2006, 01:54 PM
woo! joined :)

0r4ng3
08-23-2006, 02:08 PM
I created the "1337" rank, so anyone of said rank can take anything from the clan stash, regardless of karma.

Little_Miss_1565
08-23-2006, 02:19 PM
SO I get to be 1337, right? ;)

I signed my multi up for it too

- -Lauren- -
08-23-2006, 02:23 PM
I applied for it. Jesse gets <3s for the new clan.

0r4ng3
08-24-2006, 08:59 PM
Is there anyone that still plays this and wants to join the new BBS clan? Surely there's more than 3 of us.

coke_a_holic
08-24-2006, 09:01 PM
AAE got me into it, but I haven't played in like a month. I'll get restarted and will gladly join the BBS clan.

Jebus
08-24-2006, 09:01 PM
I kind of stopped playing this a while ago but i'll think I'll start again. Right now I'm at level 5 and not sure what else to do.

How do I join?

0r4ng3
08-24-2006, 09:03 PM
Just go to the Clan District and search for "The Other BBS Clan".

All About Eve
08-24-2006, 09:04 PM
I'll join as well. I'm really close to ascension now.

Jebus
08-24-2006, 09:06 PM
I applied. I'm Byron Bluth.

I just realized Jesse's type of humor is very similar to this game.

All About Eve
08-24-2006, 09:14 PM
I bought some stuff for the clan.

Edit: Did you mean to give me so much power in the clan?

Jebus
08-24-2006, 09:25 PM
so what was wrong with the original alliance?

0r4ng3
08-24-2006, 09:27 PM
AAE, yes, everyone has the same amount of power. Because I'm too lazy to do everything myself.

Jebus, no one had any privileges whatsoever in the old alliance, so you could put stuff in the clan stash, but you could never take anything out.

coke_a_holic
08-24-2006, 09:33 PM
If I were level 3, I would be in the clan. Stupid nightly maintenence...

All About Eve
08-24-2006, 09:38 PM
Goddamn, I'm getting killed in 3 hits on this part. Tell me when you have a hoboflex for the clan; I can't do squat until I'm a lot stronger.

0r4ng3
08-24-2006, 09:39 PM
What part are you getting killed in?

All About Eve
08-24-2006, 09:42 PM
Don't remember, it's directly after the penultimate fantasy airship though.

0r4ng3
08-24-2006, 10:12 PM
Well, the Hoboflex costs 30,000, and the clan coffer has about 4000. It's gonna be a while.

All About Eve
08-24-2006, 10:23 PM
Haha. I'll try to get some.

0r4ng3
08-25-2006, 06:02 PM
I have an idea that'll make the BBS clan a bit more interesting.

What if everyone were to have their own specific role in the clan? Like, one person takes care of accepting memberships, another buys stuff for the war room, someone else can moderate the message board, etc. I'm not exactly sure if it'll make things run more efficiently, but it's worth a shot.

So, who's up for it?

All About Eve
08-25-2006, 06:56 PM
Too much orginization, in my opinion.

SkunkIt
08-25-2006, 07:49 PM
I am now Assyria the male seal clubber.

Apathy
08-25-2006, 10:12 PM
I have an idea that'll make the BBS clan a bit more interesting.

What if everyone were to have their own specific role in the clan? Like, one person takes care of accepting memberships, another buys stuff for the war room, someone else can moderate the message board, etc. I'm not exactly sure if it'll make things run more efficiently, but it's worth a shot.

So, who's up for it?


I don't understand. The message board doesn't need moderation, because you can't create topics, and there isn't any topics... it's just one long thread that has continuous posts.

0r4ng3
08-25-2006, 10:16 PM
What I meant by that was that we assign a person that can delete messages and post announcements, where everyone else can't.

Doesn't matter, I decided against it.

coke_a_holic
08-26-2006, 12:10 AM
I've finally reached level 3 and I demand to be confirmed into the clan!

0r4ng3
08-26-2006, 10:15 AM
*confirmed* Welcome to "The Other BBS Clan"!

Anyone else that's playing KoL want to join?

Apathy
08-26-2006, 12:17 PM
What I meant by that was that we assign a person that can delete messages and post announcements, where everyone else can't.

Doesn't matter, I decided against it.

Good Call. You shouldn't have to delete messages because, you don't have to accept applications from anybody.

I'll join too.

SkunkIt
08-26-2006, 07:39 PM
Joined to clan.

Whiplash
08-27-2006, 12:09 PM
I just love self-loathing.

Wooow im glad thats of chest.

Little_Miss_1565
08-27-2006, 12:15 PM
Dudez I just advanced SO HARD.

0r4ng3
08-27-2006, 08:46 PM
You know, OTHER PEOPLE can approve applications, too.

Welcome, ninth.

Whiplash
08-28-2006, 03:49 AM
Is this some type of game or something? If it is, is it any fun??

0r4ng3
08-28-2006, 07:51 AM
Yes, and yes.

Whiplash
08-28-2006, 07:58 AM
I made an acount. I don't know if we can talk in the game or something, but my name in the game is ''rve''

these are my stats:

RVE
Level 2
Tern Slapper
Muscle: 7 (5)
Mysticality: 2
Moxie: 4

9 / 15
1 / 2

15
103

Last Adventure:

The Dire Warren


Effects:


Seal Clubbing Frenzy (3)

Whiplash
08-28-2006, 08:29 AM
*confirmed* Welcome to "The Other BBS Clan"!

Anyone else that's playing KoL want to join?

I wanne join.
I have an two handed depthsword i cant use so if anybody wants it......

0r4ng3
08-28-2006, 08:33 AM
Sorry, you have to be level 3 to join a clan.

Whiplash
08-28-2006, 08:40 AM
well.... i just advanched to level 3

RVE
Level 3
Puffin Intimidator

0r4ng3
08-28-2006, 08:41 AM
All right then, search for "The Other BBS Clan" at the clan recruiter.

Whiplash
08-28-2006, 08:47 AM
Ok i apply'd....

0r4ng3
09-01-2006, 01:01 PM
Quick question. Is 20lbs the maximum familiar weight?

Apathy
09-01-2006, 10:13 PM
Yes and no.

That is the highest you can get the familiars weight without having any items attatched to it. But each familiar has a specific item that adds five pounds to it's weight when equipped to them.

0r4ng3
09-02-2006, 07:42 PM
The clan stash finally has 30,000 meat. What kind of furniture should I get?

Apathy
09-02-2006, 09:31 PM
Not actually sure what you mean by that.

I'd suggest you get a Meat Tree, Gym, and Calender asap though, because they provide extra meat, good stats and extra adventures.

I'm still in this damn hardcore thing, but as soon as I get out I can easily spot you enough money.

0r4ng3
09-02-2006, 10:07 PM
The things I can currently get for the clan gym are the Hoboflex Workout Machine (Muscle), Big Book of Magicalness (Mysticality), or the Tan-U-Lots Tanning Bed (Moxie).

I just want to take a vote or something on which one we should get.

Whiplash
09-03-2006, 06:24 AM
I say the hoboflex.

sk8ter-hater
09-04-2006, 01:46 PM
...she appears to have bought her wardrobe from Warm Subject -- black leather corset, black leather dress, black leather crown in her long black (not leather) hair, she is a vision of pure malevolent naughtiness.
A small peek at the final battle, which I'm in.

Whiplash
09-04-2006, 01:47 PM
What do you mean final battle?

sk8ter-hater
09-04-2006, 01:51 PM
The ultimate battle*

Whiplash
09-04-2006, 01:52 PM
I play aswell< but i havent noticed anything about a final/ultimed battle.:confused:

sk8ter-hater
09-04-2006, 01:56 PM
If you follow the quests, you'll end up there eventually.

Whiplash
09-04-2006, 01:58 PM
ooo ok so it has nothing to do with the end of KoL? Because i was kinda fearing that.

sk8ter-hater
09-04-2006, 02:25 PM
It's like a cycle, once you beat her, you get to start the game again with new stuff and places added. You can start as a different type/class of warrior/player/etc.
I lost the ultimate showdown.

0r4ng3
09-07-2006, 04:38 PM
Is it worth it to buy a store at the Mall of Loathing? I'm very close to affording one.

Apathy
09-07-2006, 06:30 PM
Depends. I love mine.

If you have lots of extra crap from adventuring, I'd definately suggest it. The somewhat common items that still go for reasonable prices (ie Spices, Knob Goblin Perfume, ect) can make you thousands, and it's easy to make your money back if you just continue to put items in.

Of course, you won't sell anything really bad, because no one wants to buy it, so it's better to just autosell that. Check the mall before you autosell anything. If it's going for any more than 100 (the minimum price) then put yours up in the mall for a reasonable price.

0r4ng3
09-07-2006, 07:56 PM
In that case, I definitely need the store. I'm actually making the meat for it by making second-level cocktails and selling them. Those things go for a lot.

0r4ng3
09-22-2006, 12:33 PM
Is there any way to stop or reduce the amount of times you fumble your weapon? It's getting annoying, and I'm the only one that does damage to me.

Apathy
09-22-2006, 03:04 PM
Fumbling has a 1 in 22 chance of occuring randomly, however some items will reduce, or get rid of fumbling.

This link lists items that decrease, get rid of, or convert fumbles. (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Fumble_Chance)

0r4ng3
10-22-2006, 08:59 PM
*shameless bump of old thread*

So, who's still playing? Who wants to join? Where's the beef?

ninthlayer
10-22-2006, 11:07 PM
I'm a stat whore.

Harnum
01-04-2007, 03:38 PM
*pulls old thread out of the ruins* Anybody still actually play this thing? Jesse?

Apathy
01-04-2007, 03:44 PM
ehhhh I log on like once a month so they won't delete my account in case I want to come back later.

Harnum
01-04-2007, 03:48 PM
Cool, I lost my Harnum account =[ Aw...

0r4ng3
01-04-2007, 04:55 PM
Nope, I've moved on. Same with OGame. Right now I'm waiting for someone to discover a new game.

Harnum
01-04-2007, 04:57 PM
I was thinking the same because of bordem with this game and the loss of my account =[

0r4ng3
01-04-2007, 04:58 PM
That very post makes me want to get AOL again.

Harnum
01-04-2007, 04:59 PM
Congratulations! First person on my ignore list! Be proud! =]

EDIT: Pointed towards Zagmen0. Not you Jesse