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JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2006, 06:48 PM
I've chosen to alert you all to a longstanding effort problem plaguing our community. This scourge reeks of embarrassing levels, and although I've put out slight warnings (and even written tickets in the form of thread and spam deletion in the Other Bands forum), a formal notice has yet to be put out.

I've taken it upon myself to do so.

The following songs, lyrics, and other comments have died of overuse and are now subject to ridicule by all who support my efforts as chief of the Effort Police. They fucking REEK of effort and I hope you die if you use them to insult, amuse, or shock anyone, especially on this BBS.

The greatest offense:

The lyrics from Bad Habit. For the love of fuck, you stupid pieces of shit...STUPID DUMBSHIT GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER is dumb. REALLY FUCKING DUMB.

It's not shocking, it doesn't hurt, it just makes you look like a 10 year old exercising his newly found courage to insult others with profanity. All of you have been warned. If you use this phrase, I hope you fucking die in the worst way possible (my personal choice features your thighs being ripped out and off of your body with someones bare claws so that you're left to bleed to death with even less mobility than other murder victims)

Offenses equally deserving of mutilation:

The lyrics to "Lipstick" by Guttermouth, "Smoke Two Joints" and "Date Rape" by Sublime, anything by Anal Cunt, "Loser" by Beck, and other stupid fucking comments and references I'll update you on in the future.

Thanks for your time. Comply or fucking die, dumbass.

ninthlayer
08-10-2006, 06:52 PM
I concur.

H1T_That
08-10-2006, 06:54 PM
The greatest offence was just committed (the bad habit one) or are we starting from now on, since this thread wasn't made when the stupid dumb shit goddamn motherfuker-ing incident occured?

mrconeman
08-10-2006, 06:57 PM
(my personal choice features your thighs being ripped out and off of your body with someones bare claws so that you're left to bleed to death with even less mobility than other murder victims)
<3.


Here lies 10 characters.

nieh
08-10-2006, 06:58 PM
One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead

Punk rock girl
Please look at me
Punk rock girl
What do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder
And said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know

Punk rock girl
Give me a chance
Punk rock girl
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl
Just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Philly Pizza Company
And ordered some hot tea
The waitress said well no, we only have it iced
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It it was "California Dreamin"
So we started screamin
On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal

Punk rock girl
It makes no sense
Punk rock girl
Your dad is vice president
Just like the Duke of Earl
Yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said he don't work here
We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin

We got into her car away we started rollin
I said how much you pay for this
Said nothin man it's stolen

Punk rock girl
You look so wild
Punk rock girl
Let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eat fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me
Punk rock girl

All About Eve
08-10-2006, 07:18 PM
I have a serious desire to post "Punk Rock 101" here.

BREAK
08-10-2006, 07:34 PM
None of those things require any effort at all.

All About Eve
08-10-2006, 07:37 PM
The point is that they're making a failing effor to seem punk or cool or whatever.

XYlophonetreeZ
08-10-2006, 07:50 PM
I support the Dead Milkmen.

But Vandals or NOFX lyrics should result in the immediate death of the offender quoting them.

You know what, Stuart? I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

XYlophonetreeZ
08-10-2006, 08:07 PM
I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone
But I have a light
The day is done
But I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy...

nieh
08-10-2006, 08:10 PM
I haven't listened to Stuart in forever. That song is amazing.

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2006, 08:29 PM
All non-AAE posts in the past 5 or 6 posts earn my rage :(

XYlophonetreeZ
08-10-2006, 08:43 PM
I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2006, 08:43 PM
Oh dear god fuck you fuck you!!!

All About Eve
08-10-2006, 08:46 PM
Seek out to the president gasbag
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel tower
And criticize the government
Bang bang goes the broken glass man
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Triumph by fires, sinning buyers
Thats not a way that's meant for me

Sin Studly
08-10-2006, 08:50 PM
I've forgotten the lyrics to Kill the President. Somebody please post them for me?

JohnnyNemesis
08-10-2006, 08:52 PM
I've forgotten the lyrics to Kill the President. Somebody please post them for me?

*blink*

NO! FUCK NO! NO NO NO ! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! NO FUCK YOU! NO NO NO NO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RickyCrack
08-10-2006, 08:53 PM
You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who
aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking
my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to
sniff everything, including each other's butts. So some guy walks up and
he says, Man, Get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!
So, I replied, How dare you call them dogs! They're Siberian-American
huskies. That's like calling an African-American a Black. Or calling a
Mexican-American a Mexican. Or calling a homosexual a stupid faggot! It
pissed me off so much I got a nose ring, died my hair blue and moved to
San Francisco!
My bus is broken down
My spirit's broken too
My girl's by my side
So I don't feel so blue
Thirty miles more
To make it to the city
Where junk is king
And the air smells shitty
What a friendly town
It really suits us well
It took some getting used to
That fucking hippy smell
Everyone corrects me
Every time I speak
I'm sick and fucking tired
Of feeling like a stupid L.A. geek
I like it
I like it
I like it
I like it, yes I do
I say it's not an issue
It doesn't shed much light
On a global scale
It isn't worth the fight
The tongue that girl speaks
Is forked to you and me
That bitch has got a problem
I think it's called P.C.

Preocupado
08-10-2006, 08:57 PM
:***(

You're Wrong - NOFX

You're wrong about virtues of Christianity
And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity
If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong

You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks
And you're wrong about trickle down economics
If you think that punk rock doesn't mix with politics, YOU'RE WRONG

You're wrong for hating queers and eating steers
If you kill for the thrill of the hunt
You're wrong 'bout wearing fur and not hating Ann Coulter
Cause she's a cunted cunt

You're wrong if you celebrate Columbus Day
And You're wrong if you think there will be a Judgement Day
If you're a charter member of the NRA, you're wrong

You're wrong if you support capital punishment
And you're wrong if you don't question your government
If you think her reproductive rights are inconsequent, you're wrong

You're wrong fighting Jihad, your blind faith in God
Your religions are all flawed,
You're wrong about drug use, when its not abuse
I hope you never reproduce

You're getting high on the downlow
A victim of Cointelpro
You're wrong and will probably never know

XYlophonetreeZ
08-10-2006, 08:57 PM
Beheaded!
Watch you spurt like a garden hose!
Beheaded!
BLOODY MESS ALL OVER MY CLOTHES!!! :D

All About Eve
08-10-2006, 08:57 PM
*blink*

NO! FUCK NO! NO NO NO ! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! NO FUCK YOU! NO NO NO NO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker :mad: :cool:

0r4ng3
08-10-2006, 09:19 PM
No Vandals lyrics?

Oh great, look what you made me do.


It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama
Traded back and forth til he turns 18
It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma
So he joins a family on the screen
Can't you see? Too many parents leave
Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe
How they can think that he can take it
It's all he can do to fake it

Endymion
08-10-2006, 10:23 PM
[DIAMONDS:]
I was born a Unicorn
I missed the ark but I could've sworn
You'd wait for me

[GINGER:]
I was born a Unicorn
I could've sworn you believed in me.
Then how come all the other Unicorns are dead?

Were never gonna stop
I think I wanna stop
We want one us
I dont care i'll do push-ups
I write the songs
I WRITE the songs
You said I'm doing it wrong
YOU ARE doing it wrong

[DIAMONDS:]
Put your crystals under my pillow
[GINGER:]
Send your epistle to my bedfellows

It also says!

When dreaming beasts are dying down, on out
They're there, for we agree they're there, They're there
for we agree they're there, alive and born.

[DIAMONDS:]
If I stop believing in you
[GINGER:]
If you stop believing in me
[DIAMONDS:]
If I stop believing in you
[GINGER:]
If you stop believing in me

We're the Unicorns.
We're more than horses.
We're the Unicorns
And we're people too!

ninthlayer
08-10-2006, 10:26 PM
I don't know why I did the things I did
I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife, it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry
But baby

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back

My world was shattered, I was torn apart
Like somebody took a knife
And drove it deep in my heart
When you walked out that door
I swore that I didn't care
But I lost every thing darling then and there
Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and darling

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back