View Full Version : 1-800-SUICIDE is gettin murdered.

08-11-2006, 09:02 AM
Well I saw this the other day. This is pretty sad.


So i guess the thing is in debt, so the Gov. is tryin top get rid of it. To me this is fucked. Whats everyone elses opinion?

Sin Studly
08-11-2006, 09:06 AM
Whats everyone elses opinion?

If it helps more crybaby faggots actually commit to their plans, I'm happy.

Dude From Dudetown
08-11-2006, 10:11 AM
If it helps more crybaby faggots actually commit to their plans, I'm happy.

Do you have no soul?

08-11-2006, 10:15 AM
Haaa you cought me justin, I really thought that was rag_doll.

On-Topic: I don't know, I don't care.

08-11-2006, 10:43 AM
Do you have no soul?
Naw he doesn't

08-11-2006, 12:02 PM
i'd like to see some information regarding the effectiveness of the line before i actually comment on this. do those actually help people? cause frankly, if i wanted to kill myself, calling 1-800-SUICIDE would be the last thing on my mind.

but yeah, it's kinda sad.

Preocupado 2000
08-11-2006, 03:48 PM
Often, the crisis worker who picks up the phone becomes the non-judgmental listening ear and support that many of us canít find in our friends and families.

It says there that the crisis workers would do this to, if necessary, provide emergency services. I imagine that, depending on the quality of the crisis workers, they could easily be caught as a long term shoulder to the callers, causing a major financial damage to the NGO, or being unable to help because the caller wouldn't fit as a high risk profile to get emergency services.

edit: this work can't be done solely by a NGO, it takes governmental support.

08-11-2006, 06:09 PM
As long as 1-800-CYANIDE-LINE stays open, I'm good.

08-11-2006, 06:21 PM
pffffrrrrt!! *giggles* <3

Sin Studly
08-11-2006, 06:29 PM
Do you have no soul?

Of course I do. If I didn't have a soul, what would be condemned to Hell for all eternity if I committed the big S? Suicides should burn in the fucking pit.

08-11-2006, 06:33 PM

Oh for fucks sake.

08-11-2006, 06:43 PM
Gravediggaz - 1-800-suicide Lyrics

Chorus: (KRS One)

Suicide it's a suicide
Suicide it's a suicide

Verse One: Fruitkwan/Gatekeeper

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide


Verse Two: Too Poetic/Grym Reaper

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
You don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors

Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide


Interlude: Scott (the Moleman) Harding:

I've said it before and I'll say it again
Life moves pretty fast
If you don't stop and look around every once in a while
you could miss it

Verse Three: Prince Rakeem/Ryzarector

Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
There's no need to cry...

08-11-2006, 09:05 PM
that was pretty good but i always thought this was the best suicide song.

"Suicide (A Better Way)"

Sipping on the dragon the other day,
Tompkins Square Park up by Avenue A.
Halfway down the forty and a pig come up to me,
said "listen here boy, gotta show me yer ID."
Well living in a police state,
I tell you man, it ain't that great,
I know it doesn't even matter what I say,
but don't ya know there's gotta be a better way?
I'm all alone, I'm feeling bad,
I'm by my self, all I ever had.
I hate my life, I'm such a mess,
I wanna die, I'm so depressed.
And every time I look at you,
I know exactly what to do.
I didn't want to be born, the pleasure all has died,
so now I'm gonna snuff it with a suicide.

Suicide the best, no better way
Sit in a hot bathtub, raise a blade
and slit your wrists, watch your life fade to black.
You have this power to kill yourself, it's suicide,
and no one can take that back.
There is no better death than suicide, suicide...
There is no better way...

08-13-2006, 02:32 AM
These suicide lines arrent going to help at all.
If a person really wanted to commit suicide he would, and no one would be able to talk him/her out of it.
These line might help some people but the one's that really wanne die are going to go tru with it.