View Full Version : favorite snake bite (in SoaP, you fucking douche)

08-20-2006, 11:30 PM
i'm a big fan of the snake that springs out of the vomit bag and bites that chick's tongue.

and you?

also, microwaving snakes = win

08-21-2006, 08:39 AM
nipple or peen.

one track mind, SRY!

snakes on crack!

08-21-2006, 08:44 AM
best line of the movie:

"we missed the bastards... because... they're cold blooded."

Rag Doll
08-21-2006, 08:46 AM
the best was the bite on the guy's cash & prizes. especially because of the reaction of every guy in the theater.

08-21-2006, 08:50 AM
sean says "dickbite".


08-21-2006, 09:43 AM
Either the dickbite or the fat lady that gets bit in the eye.

08-21-2006, 09:44 AM
Sammy's partner getting eaten by the man-eating snake was pretty great. I came back from the bathroom just in time!

08-21-2006, 10:02 AM
I will not rest until I see Snakes on a Snake.

08-21-2006, 10:34 AM
I like the way the man threw the dog to the huge snake.

My favourite line was 'Oh great, snakes on crack'.

08-21-2006, 11:31 AM
Sammy's partner getting eaten by the man-eating snake was pretty great. I came back from the bathroom just in time!
!!! it was the prissy brit that got eaten by the big snake, not the other agent.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
08-21-2006, 11:38 AM
The bathroom scenes were crowd pleasers with loud moans and cheers when both of those were shown. My favorite was the tongue bite. The dog one was pretty damn funny too.

Best lines? The whole audience cheered for Samuel's "motherfucking snakes" phrase, of course, and the "snakes on crack" one. There were also claps for the microwave scene, "Who's your daddy now, bitch?" My favorite line was of course the "motherfucking snakes" one. I laughed pretty hard during the sex scene, "Oh he's good," *snake kills*, "Well, maybe not that good".

08-21-2006, 12:38 PM
!!! it was the prissy brit that got eaten by the big snake, not the other agent.
I may have been several Sam Adams deep at that point. My apologies.

"Turn this bitch motherfucker left" was pretty wonderful.

08-21-2006, 01:22 PM
This plane is going down faster than a Thai hooker.

08-22-2006, 02:58 AM
I'm not reading this topic until I see the film but felt like sharing that I had the most terrifying SOAP-dream EVER. Probably the most terrifying thing about it was that I was a part of the film and we weren't on the plane anymore since it had crashed, and there was no Samuel L. Jackson but there were snakes, only you didn't SEE them but you knew they were there. Fucking terrifying. You were just waiting for them to strike, mightily pissed off they couldn't do so on the plane.

Okay, so maybe not so SOAP-related but it sure felt like it when I dreamt it.

08-22-2006, 12:42 PM
so over lunch today i was watching the news and apparently someone released a few live snakes into the theater during a showing of snakes on a plane...

best movie-going experience of all time? i'll let you be the judge.

08-22-2006, 01:19 PM
The one where the snake bites the chick in the nipple. For obvious reasons.

Oh, and the penis bite.

08-22-2006, 01:21 PM
I liked the snake in the eye.

- -Lauren- -
08-22-2006, 03:55 PM
I'm seeing it Friday. :[

So far away it seems...I bought a t-shirt and didn't even go see it opening night. Then again, I was 2 hours away from any movie theaters...

All About Eve
08-22-2006, 06:07 PM
"Turn this bitch motherfucker left" was pretty wonderful.
I thought it was, "Turn this motherfucker motherfucking left!"

I personally loved:
"Fucking snake get off my fucking dick!"
"Get this fucking snake off my fucking ass!"
"We're about to open some motherfucking windows"

As for favorite bite, probably the tongue or penis.

08-22-2006, 06:10 PM
"We're about to open some motherfucking windows"
Haha, that's a great line. Next time I open a window, for any reason at all, I'm gonna yell this.

Edit: Some douchebag is blasting the radio from their car outside. I'm about to close some motherfucking windows.

08-22-2006, 07:05 PM
Hahahahahaha. Douchebag. As an insult. Fucking Americans. Hahahahahahaha!!

08-22-2006, 07:06 PM
uhhh.... what? que paso?

08-22-2006, 10:14 PM
Sadly, the audience at the showing I went to was small and boring.

My favorite bite was probably the reaction of the guy who got bit on the dick or the guy who got eaten by the huge snake. It was great seeing the huge snake with half a body sticking out of it's mouth flying out the window.

After hearing "I'm getting tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" I can die happy. I also liked when after the girl sucked the posion out of the little kids arm Kenan goes "....I got bit too"(not quite rigth but close).

08-22-2006, 10:23 PM
I'm with PilZ-E, the kids at my theater told me and my friends to shut up when we clapped and cheered at the title. And when we spoke along to "enough is enough..." they got frustrated with us. I was sadz.

All About Eve
08-22-2006, 10:43 PM
Ours was great. SLJ is from the the town I saw it in, so the audience clapped at the Tennessee reference, and at a couple other one liners. There was mucho laughter as well.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
08-23-2006, 05:53 PM
I'm glad I had a fun audience.

I just wish when I was watching the movie, there were motherfuckin' snakes in the motherfuckin' theatre (http://www.comcast.net/providers/fan/popup.html?v=100112315&pl=100419611.xml&config=%2Fconfig%2Fcommon%2Ffan%2Fhome%2Exml).