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Amiralanal
08-24-2006, 08:44 AM
have you ever smoked mayonaise?

Sinister
08-24-2006, 08:45 AM
No, and I don't want to.

Jojan
08-24-2006, 08:46 AM
I am only a passive smoker.

Amiralanal
08-24-2006, 08:46 AM
because you are one uninformed hound.

JohnnyNemesis
08-24-2006, 09:12 AM
What the fuck is wrong with Sweden?!

wheelchairman
08-24-2006, 09:16 AM
They are no longer a part of the Great Kingdom of Denmark. Brothers come back to us, we can fix your Skåna problem!

Andy
08-24-2006, 09:21 AM
How would you smoke mayonnaise? Would you roll it up like a cigarette, pour it into the head of a pipe or puff it through a bong?

It's details like this that must be addressed.

mrconeman
08-24-2006, 09:27 AM
One more reason never to visit Sweden...

Sin Studly
08-24-2006, 09:41 AM
How would you smoke mayonnaise? Would you roll it up like a cigarette, pour it into the head of a pipe or puff it through a bong?

It's details like this that must be addressed.

You'd smear it onto cigarettes and blow-dry it, or smoke it off a heatable surface, like metal or glass. Am I the only one here that knows anything?

wheelchairman
08-24-2006, 10:06 AM
And what happens when you do this? I mean the high can't be that good.

sKratch
08-24-2006, 10:13 AM
Was I the only one who hoped this thread would be about smoking mayonaise like in a smokehouse to give it smokey flavor? Not only would that be delicious on various sandwiches, but it would mean that people on here aren't AS retarded as I fear.

Sin Studly
08-24-2006, 10:17 AM
And what happens when you do this? I mean the high can't be that good.

You would think that, because you're just one uninformed hound.

Little_Miss_1565
08-24-2006, 10:17 AM
In this forum, the most retarded answer is usually the right one.

Amiralanal
08-24-2006, 10:31 AM
its got to be real mayo. not that fucking light no fat edition.

Preocupado
08-24-2006, 10:44 AM
Smoking mayonaise was a great help when i was quitting smoking. I would do it while eating pizza, wich made it a lot easier because the smoking habit was then transmuted into hunger. And since i have no eating disorders...

Amiralanal
08-24-2006, 01:12 PM
i prefer findus.

Mota Boy
08-24-2006, 01:54 PM
have you ever smoked mayonaise?
Nearly everyone in high school has a friend that they all pick on, that just can't get anything right. For us, that was Uter. He was fat, Swiss (OK, American and half-Fillipino, but lived in Switzerland) and had a high-pitched voice like the Simpsons character after whom he was named. I didn't learn his real name was "Alex" until two months after I met him and heard a teacher call attendence.

One time while we were smoking pot, I made a crack about Uter and Uter shamooed laughing - blew the pot out of the bong and lost it. After we couldn't find it, another friend said it was no matter and packed a fresh new bowl for Utes. The poor bastard inhaled and began choking immediately - the bowl was packed with lint. The whole incident was so hilarious that a few weeks later we tricked Uter into smoking chocolate.

So, long story short, I once tricked a kid into smoking chocolate, and you're a fucking retard.

Llamas
08-24-2006, 02:10 PM
omg you smoke pot? then your screen name is IRONIC! haha!

sorry, I had to act like a douche there.

wheelchairman
08-24-2006, 02:31 PM
That's about ironic as the song ironic.

Vera
08-24-2006, 02:41 PM
What the fuck is wrong with Sweden?!
Too much ass-to-mouth. Just listen to their language!

Sunny
08-24-2006, 02:47 PM
this thread makes me so sad.

and ass-to-mouth is the 1337est position ever. ;p

noodlesfan
08-24-2006, 02:57 PM
If you guys knew anything about smoking mayonaise, you'd know about the bacon bits that you have to use as a base. The obesity is much better than the cancer from traditional cigarettes.

Mota Boy
08-24-2006, 07:37 PM
omg you smoke pot? then your screen name is IRONIC! haha!
Irony is when you expect one thing when the opposite turns out to be true. In this case, it would be that I chose this name before I ever lit up, not that I have a name referencing smoking pot when I do, in fact, smoke pot.

coke_a_holic
08-24-2006, 07:43 PM
It's more just an oddly truthful screen name than an ironic one.

JohnnyNemesis
08-24-2006, 09:36 PM
Too much ass-to-mouth. Just listen to their language!

Whoanow. This is a direct result of all that ass-to-mouth?!

...hey Sanni baby, wanna teach me Swedish?

Rag Doll
08-24-2006, 09:39 PM
and ass-to-mouth is the 1337est position ever. ;p

even if sometimes it's itchy =\

0r4ng3
08-24-2006, 09:40 PM
But, wouldn't there always be someone there to scratch?

Betty
08-24-2006, 09:43 PM
The ass rash reminds me of the time that we were being silly back in high school and my ex-boyfriend let me poke his eyeball to prove that he loved me. And then the next day, his eye was all pink and diseased. Oops.

... and I totally have an accidental ass-scratching picture that I never posted.

Amiralanal
08-24-2006, 11:03 PM
ass to mouth? is that when the girls takes a cock in the ass, then sucks the shit of the cock?

JohnnyNemesis
08-24-2006, 11:04 PM
Not necessarily. You're adding too many steps to the equation.

Think more direct. Ass to mouth.

Betty: ASS SCRATCHING PICTURE POST IT FOR GREAT JUSTICE (and lolz).

Jojan
08-25-2006, 10:36 AM
Too much ass-to-mouth. Just listen to their language!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Sv-Konungariket_Sverige.ogg

Amiralanal
08-26-2006, 07:48 AM
i like cheeze doodles. they are the swedish answer to cheetos.
you guys should try 'em.

RickyCrack
08-26-2006, 08:14 AM
vinegar or paprika potato chips <3

Andy
08-26-2006, 09:15 AM
cheeze doodles
It's names like that that make us love the Swedes.

Mannen som blev en gris
08-26-2006, 11:19 AM
.... what happened to this country?

I love Cheeze Doodles (- The Cheezier Snack!) though. The only problem is that you get lots of that cheese crap on your fingers.

JohnnyNemesis
08-26-2006, 11:29 AM
Um, who hasn't heard of Cheez Doodles?

They're all over; I grew up with them; they're fucking awesome.

And they're American, I'm pretty sure.

Mannen som blev en gris
08-26-2006, 11:36 AM
Is it the same though?

http://www.northerner.com/pic_large/olw-cheezdoodles-lessfat.jpg
^Swedish^

And I realise I misspelled "Cheez Doodles". I'm sorry, world.

JohnnyNemesis
08-26-2006, 11:41 AM
Hm, it's either the same product in a different package for International places, or it's a different product:

http://www.american-trading.com/food/images/snacks/wisecheez.jpg

0r4ng3
08-26-2006, 12:00 PM
The American ones look cheesier, as with all food products.

Amiralanal
08-26-2006, 12:13 PM
fuck less fat products.

grismannen, du har skämt ut oss

Mannen som blev en gris
08-26-2006, 12:28 PM
But it was the best picture I could find! D: (not really, it was simply the first picture I found)

The American Doodles are made by Wise (who I've never heard of), not OLW, so I don't know... Still, the name is the same.

Edit: "Puffed" and "Crunchy"?! Wow. I want those. We only have those stupid Cheez Ballz and Cheez Ringz. =(

JohnnyNemesis
08-26-2006, 12:37 PM
Whoa, you guys are missing out! "Crunchy" is godlike, and puffed can't hold a candle to it!

Amiralanal
08-27-2006, 11:32 AM
i also like kool-aid.

RickyCrack
08-27-2006, 11:49 AM
And watermelon, and buffolo wings, and orange soda, and cheesecake, and olde english 40 oz bottles, and cadillacs, and fat white bitches.

Sunny
08-27-2006, 01:10 PM
cheez doodles suck. cheetos4lyfe!

calichix
08-27-2006, 04:00 PM
Mota, I love your drug terminology. It's like the commercial for RADD with the guy from Hootie and the Blowfish. <33