View Full Version : I'm all lacerated and sheeyit.

08-24-2006, 06:31 PM
so I was playing in the ocean here in england (in a little storm) because I didn't realize that the english channel isn't a gentle giant like the pacific. they have these wall things that you can walk out onto that go way far into the ocean so I went to the end and jumped off and it smacked me into the wall and I was like, "that's whack." so I tried to get out and ended up getting beached onto the wall. it scraped up my tummy but it was convenient. BUT THEN as I was getting up leave I got knocked off my feet and off the OTHERRRRRRR side of the wall and eventually I got beached again but this time on my back. anyhoo, I'm tore up from the floor up. I look like kunta kinte. :[

08-24-2006, 06:40 PM
at least you didn't land with your ass on a stone.

08-24-2006, 06:46 PM
this message is devoid of sexual innuendo.

All About Eve
08-24-2006, 07:12 PM
I can't get over the title of this thread.

08-24-2006, 10:07 PM
Talk about getting fucked by nature.

08-24-2006, 10:09 PM
Reminds me of that time I was assaulted by a tree branch. I won't go into detail, except for the fact that said branch may have been acting in self defense.

08-25-2006, 12:53 PM
I wouldn't touch English ocean water with my piss.

08-25-2006, 05:53 PM
This thread is useless without pics.

08-25-2006, 06:21 PM
I like when white people get hurt!

Um, I mean, punx?

08-25-2006, 06:27 PM
Rick, why do you have to hate so much?

I hear that you even made anti-semitic at the Staten Island ferry.