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calichix
08-25-2006, 11:55 AM
and use them as killing machines. This is too cool. (http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm)

Sinister
08-25-2006, 11:57 AM
What the fuck ?
Awesome.

0r4ng3
08-25-2006, 11:57 AM
Wow, so zombies are real. We should wait a few years for robots, then have them duke it out.

Sin Studly
08-25-2006, 11:58 AM
Cambodians are the enemy.

calichix
08-25-2006, 12:18 PM
if those thousands of cambodian people who were thrown into the mekong river had somehow gotten mosquito zombified, I wonder if they'd swim around with a vengeance. holy toledo.

Endymion
08-25-2006, 01:00 PM
jeez, fake sites could at least keep up with changing page headers.

0r4ng3
08-25-2006, 01:02 PM
Wait, so is this real or not?

JohnnyNemesis
08-25-2006, 01:11 PM
Don't question Endy; he invented the Interwebz.

calichix
08-25-2006, 01:27 PM
you just broke my heart. big time.

Preocupado
08-25-2006, 02:12 PM
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RickyCrack
08-25-2006, 03:02 PM
zombies are real (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1400049628/sr=8-1/qid=1156539698/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-8468730-2350510?ie=UTF8). I guess we know who the survivors will be when they finally attack.

Endymion
08-25-2006, 06:42 PM
i gots that shit, yo. i keep it next to my pillow, just in case.

noodlesfan
08-25-2006, 08:08 PM
i gots that shit, yo. i keep it next to my pillow, just in case.
Word up, I be sprayin' ma house wit the anti-zombie spray every night.

RickyCrack
08-25-2006, 08:17 PM
How would that be effective? No such thing exists. Zombies are in fact the same as humans/animals/whatever the bacteria is being hosted in. Therefore for this anti-zombie spray to work it should work on humans and animals as well.

noodlesfan
08-25-2006, 08:20 PM
How would that be effective? No such thing exists. Zombies are in fact the same as humans/animals/whatever the bacteria is being hosted in. Therefore for this anti-zombie spray to work it should work on humans and animals as well.
If you knew anything, you'd know that anti-zombie spray has a chemical that makes coagulated blood explode.

Revolver-2005?
08-25-2006, 08:20 PM
Damn I was gonna highlight the april 1st thing....oh well.

RickyCrack
08-25-2006, 08:27 PM
If you knew anything, you'd know that anti-zombie spray has a chemical that makes coagulated blood explode.

How exactly does this work? Through smell? How exactly does blood explode? There's nothing differently chemically between zombie blood and human blood. If this worked by exploding the blood it would work on alive humans too.

Mota Boy
08-25-2006, 08:41 PM
you just broke my heart. big time.

Maybe this (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0684839296/ref=pd_sim_dbs_b_1/102-2449171-8883348?ie=UTF8) will restore your faith a bit.

JoY
08-25-2006, 08:46 PM
I was actually scared that'd link to http://myspace.com/dtoxrockers.... *walks off shaking her head*

noodlesfan
08-25-2006, 08:49 PM
How exactly does this work? Through smell? How exactly does blood explode? There's nothing differently chemically between zombie blood and human blood. If this worked by exploding the blood it would work on alive humans too.
It's capable of telling the difference between live humans and zombies because the pope puts a spell on each can before they're shipped out. Zombie blood explodes whenever it comes in contact with a salt-water/nicotine mixture.

RickyCrack
08-25-2006, 08:55 PM
It's capable of telling the difference between live humans and zombies because the pope puts a spell on each can before they're shipped out. Zombie blood explodes whenever it comes in contact with a salt-water/nicotine mixture.

Don't be gay. Zombies are based on solid science. Please don't fag it all up with your half assed attempts at humor.