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Sin Studly
08-26-2006, 11:52 AM
Who would it be?

nieh
08-26-2006, 11:57 AM
Definitely Allah.

0r4ng3
08-26-2006, 11:59 AM
Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Preocupado
08-26-2006, 12:02 PM
Nature, the God of Pantheism.

edit: pagan because, according to christians, you venerate God's gift instead of God, violating the first commandment

NachoS_Ixnay
08-26-2006, 12:09 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I second that

the_GoDdEsS
08-26-2006, 12:16 PM
Perun and his circle. And I'd want shrines in woods like the Slavs here had before 863.

Sin Studly
08-26-2006, 01:04 PM
Definitely Allah.

Allah doesn't count because

a) Islam is monotheism

b) Muslims are niggers.

nieh
08-26-2006, 01:20 PM
Allah doesn't count because

a) Islam is monotheism

b) Muslims are niggers.

Clearly you've never heard of Jack (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp) Chick (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp)

Mota Boy
08-26-2006, 01:20 PM
Quetzalcoatl, hands down.

Sin Studly
08-26-2006, 01:34 PM
I've read every Chick tract there is.

And Mota, why?

calichix
08-26-2006, 02:29 PM
nephthys cause she was fine. and aphrodite because she's the spawn of severed genitals and some sea foam.

Mota Boy
08-26-2006, 02:57 PM
And Mota, why?
I think that few other ancient deities fit the bill of being worthy of worship like an Aztec dragon-god of death and resurrection.

wheelchairman
08-26-2006, 03:01 PM
Odin king of the Norse Gods, lord of Valhalla, the hall of the dead warriors.

The Norse religion is much better than that pussy greek one. I once met a bum in central station who claimed he was Odin and that he would execute me.

ninthlayer
08-26-2006, 03:14 PM
Odin for sure.

JohnnyNemesis
08-26-2006, 03:17 PM
I once met a bum in central station who claimed he was Odin and that he would execute me.

it's cuz u r commie scum red!!

I too choose Quetzalcoatl, for great justice. (Death AND Ressurection? Win.)

Lizardus
08-26-2006, 03:35 PM
Skadi.
Vengeful goddess of winter for the win.

Tigger Army
08-26-2006, 03:57 PM
Eru Iluvater

RickyCrack
08-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Dionysis .

HeadAroundU
08-26-2006, 05:02 PM
Definitely Simona.

Lizardus
08-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Dionysis .
You missed an u.

RickyCrack
08-26-2006, 09:18 PM
too drunk to spell his name right.

Sunny
08-26-2006, 09:23 PM
bastet.

rickycrack - well played. <3 <3

Lizardus
08-27-2006, 12:41 AM
too drunk to spell his name right.
Getting an early start?

the_GoDdEsS
08-27-2006, 01:33 AM
I like how my people managed to keep a lot of pagan traditions over the 1000 years even after the forceful Christianisation. And they co-exist with the Catholic religion.

Ľubo, do the people in Eastern Slovakia still burn the Morena at the end of winter?

Paint_It_Black
08-27-2006, 03:27 AM
The Norse religion is much better than that pussy greek one. I once met a bum in central station who claimed he was Odin and that he would execute me.

Ever read American Gods by Neil Gaiman?

Not Ozymandias
08-27-2006, 03:29 AM
lol, gay-man.

Paint_It_Black
08-27-2006, 03:31 AM
lol, gay-man.

Oh, you have to be fucking kidding me. I almost put that at the end of my post. Exactly like that.

HeadAroundU
08-27-2006, 03:47 AM
Ľubo, do the people in Eastern Slovakia still burn the Morena at the end of winter?
I'm sure they do somewhere but I haven't had the chance to do it even though I spent a considerable part of my childhood in the grandparent's village.

http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stribog
"Stribog bol staroslovanský boh vetra a búrok. Mal mnoho synov a ľudia verili, že keď je búrka tak sa on a jeho synovia preháňajú opití po krajine na svojich koňoch."
Nie je Slota nahodou jeho syn?

the_GoDdEsS
08-27-2006, 03:52 AM
They used to do it where I lived but I never got to see it any more.



http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stribog
"Stribog bol staroslovanský boh vetra a búrok. Mal mnoho synov a ľudia verili, že keď je búrka tak sa on a jeho synovia preháňajú opití po krajine na svojich koňoch."
Nie je Slota nahodou jeho syn?

Lolz, very possible.

wheelchairman
08-27-2006, 04:16 AM
Ever read American Gods by Neil Gaiman?
Nope, can't say I have. :(

Whiplash
08-27-2006, 05:46 AM
Do titans count? If they do its Cronos all the way. How can you not like the father of the three most powerfull greek gods. Zeus, Hades and Poseidon.

Andy
08-27-2006, 04:30 PM
I'm too ignorant to have a favourite. I'm to ignorant to even be able to list any of them.

Offspring-Junkie
08-28-2006, 11:09 AM
The only god on earth is money, guess that was not the question, he?
If I'd have to pray to anyone else than the Lord himself, I guess I'd choose Aphrodite.