PDA

View Full Version : 9/11 Was carried out by the US GOVT



sleepy2k16
10-02-2006, 11:14 PM
play some online games at http://www.mywebcade.com and download games at http://www.mywebcade.com/download

Mota Boy
10-02-2006, 11:18 PM
I really love it, it's the liberal version of Mark_Bryan_420.

the_GoDdEsS
10-02-2006, 11:25 PM
This is spam all over internet forums and can be found in one myspace (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=76296974&blogID=160409200&MyToken=6b56ea47-2c53-4db4-bfdf-bd6ac579ac77).

Llamas
10-02-2006, 11:25 PM
Well... I've read a lot of things and seen a lot of films about this. I think it's a possibility. However, I hate when people see a few things and read a few things, and just decide it's right.

Nobody's going to read your entire post, even if it isn't deleted.

And motaboy, atleast this guy gives arguments and sources... he's got a valid theory, correct or not. However, he's every bit as annoying as MB420...

EDIT: I read a couple lines of this post, and realized that this particular theory is retarded. Scratch my comment about valid theory and sources...

XYlophonetreeZ
10-02-2006, 11:58 PM
Everybody shut the fuck up. Charlie Sheen was quoted as support to his argument. No question, this guy's legit.

Sin Studly
10-03-2006, 12:12 AM
It's not surprising. After all, they engineered the Holocaust Myth too.

Llamas
10-03-2006, 12:47 AM
13. As Charlie Sheen said, How can a plane make a 270 degree turn and drop 7000 feet in attitude in less then 2 minutes?

Not only charlie sheen, but it dropped in ATTITUDE. Well thank god, cause that was one sassy son of a bitch!

wheelchairman
10-03-2006, 01:09 AM
I like how he starts out saying it was meant to justify a war on Cuba, and then never mentions Cuba ever again. Way to be coherent.

Also anybody who believes in any NWO should be shot. Too much spy movies and professional wrestling for them.

Llamas
10-03-2006, 01:32 AM
more than seeming a liberal, this guy seems to be a hardcore christian after reading the whole thing... one of his reasons that the govt did this was so they could establish and pass the fingerprint system of payment, or the mark of the beast according to the bible.

He cited loose change, which is a credible movie. Almost all the rest of his citations were shit.

His reasons that the govt did this:

1. Patriot act: actually, I think the patriot act was in response to the attack.

2. Patriot act 2: asme here.

3. Eliminate the Consitution: wtf?

4. Bring forth the NWO: LOL

5. Bankrupt the USA to bring forth a NWO: how did it bankrupt the US at all? LOL

6. Scare americans to give up there right in exchange for "security" when you will just get tyranny and a police state.: scaring americans into a false sense of security makes sense.

7. Justify an Iraq War.: this also makes sense.

8. Bring forth a Real ID Act, which was passed on 5-11-05, and then the "mark of the beast": LOL

9. To Pretty Much Allow Bush to do anything He wants: maybe true.

Those 2/3 points were the only things in his post that made any sense, and citing loose change was credible. The whole thing was just sad, though. The only reason I knew what he was talking about at ALL was because I'd seen Loose Change, but he still didn't make sense.

wheelchairman
10-03-2006, 01:36 AM
Loose change is not a credible movie. There is no real motivation behind the US government attacking it's people. All the conspiracies seem to lack that.

Llamas
10-03-2006, 01:47 AM
I would reply to that, but I usually avoid the politics board solely because I hate getting into political debates. :-/ damn pacificism...

ninthlayer
10-03-2006, 02:17 AM
"I'm here for you," she said
and we can stay for awhile,
my boyfriend's gone
we can just pretend.
Lips that need no introduction
Now who's the greater sin
Your drab eyes seem to invite
(tell me darling) Where do we begin.

Was this over before...
before it ever began?
Your kiss, your calls, your clutch
Like the devil's got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began?
Your lips, your lies, your lust
Like the devil's in your hands

Everyone in this town
is seeing somebody else
Everybody's tired of someone
our eyes wander for help
Prayers that need no answer now
I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake
I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin

Was this over before...
before it ever began?
Your kiss, your calls, your clutch
Like the devil's got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began?
Your lips, your lies, your lust
Like the devil's in your hands

Failure is your disease
You want my outline drawn
You were my greatest failure
Discourse your saving song

Was this over before...
before it ever began?
Your kiss, your calls, your clutch
Like the devil's got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began?
Your lips, your lies, your lust
Like the devil's in your hands

Was this over before...
before it ever began?
Your kiss, your calls, your clutch
Like the devil's got your hand
This was over before
Before it ever began?
Your lips, your lies, your lust
Like the devil's in your hands

(Long live Grevious, lololololololololol. Paladincraft4evaaaar)

ninthlayer
10-03-2006, 02:19 AM
This thread ain't shit.

lololololololololololololololololololol

BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT PAYS ATTENTION TO AND STRICTLY MONITORS A FUCKING OFFSPRING MESSAGE BOARD, COPY/PASTE THIS POST AND DON'T HIT REFRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Llamas
10-03-2006, 02:24 AM
This thread ain't shit.

lololololololololololololololololololol

BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT PAYS ATTENTION TO AND STRICTLY MONITORS A FUCKING OFFSPRING MESSAGE BOARD, COPY/PASTE THIS POST AND DON'T HIT REFRESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

he said it might not last because he was posting this shit over and over on the general off topic board, and the mods kept deleting his bullshit (thank god), then he started making "stop deleting my threads" threads, but they got deleted, so he gave up and posted it on the politics board. I really really hope he doesn't think the govt checks this place...

ninthlayer
10-03-2006, 02:29 AM
I'm going to carry out the tradition of the lame accuse here:

I'm drunk and I didn't read the thread past the title.







Blow.

the_GoDdEsS
10-03-2006, 02:37 AM
Lolz, google sleepy2k16 (http://www.google.sk/search?hl=sk&q=sleepy2k16&btnG=H%C4%BEada%C5%A5&meta=)

I'm entertained, he's preaching his prophecy even on the bible forums.

Mark_Bryan_420
10-03-2006, 06:19 AM
I really love it, it's the liberal version of Mark_Bryan_420.

This guy's the opposite of me! I'm more conservative!:rolleyes:

Whiplash
10-03-2006, 06:26 AM
And you're a moron, you forgot moron.

Mark_Bryan_420
10-03-2006, 06:50 AM
And you're a moron, you forgot moron.
Yeah?And you need your colon cleansed,you're so full of SHIT!:rolleyes:

Whiplash
10-03-2006, 06:52 AM
you just hurt me feelings, not.

But on a more serious note: Stop preaching about hemp, And use it the way god intended it. Smoke it.

Mark_Bryan_420
10-03-2006, 08:05 AM
you just hurt me feelings, not.

But on a more serious note: Stop preaching about hemp, And use it the way god intended it. Smoke it.
What kinda response is that? That's what all the raw material is for!

Llamas
10-03-2006, 03:02 PM
This guy's the opposite of me! I'm more conservative!:rolleyes:

wtf, do you know what liberal means? he said he was the liberal version of you... dumbass.

SkunkIt
10-03-2006, 03:13 PM
Yeah?And you need your colon cleansed,you're so full of SHIT!:rolleyes:

Sigged.

"Oi! That's not Oi! This is Oi!

BREAK
10-03-2006, 03:40 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/images/f/fd/MrFuhrer2.jpg

Venom Symbiote
10-04-2006, 01:00 AM
The U.S. didn't orchestrate the World Trade Center/Pentagon attacks. Stop talking horse-shit.

I've seen the documentaries on this conspiracy stuff, and yes they raise some interesting points. Almost convincing ones.

And America has done similar stuff in the past, creating Tiger Force in the '60s and such. Pretty evil.

But come on. There's no way. I refuse to believe it, y'know? There is no fucking way they'd do it.

Mark_Bryan_420
10-04-2006, 07:45 AM
wtf, do you know what liberal means? he said he was the liberal version of you... dumbass. And you act like I didn't get that? PSH! Just another potshot that was totally unreasonable! :rolleyes:

Mark_Bryan_420
10-04-2006, 07:47 AM
The U.S. didn't orchestrate the World Trade Center/Pentagon attacks. Stop talking horse-shit.

I've seen the documentaries on this conspiracy stuff, and yes they raise some interesting points. Almost convincing ones.

And America has done similar stuff in the past, creating Tiger Force in the '60s and such. Pretty evil.

But come on. There's no way. I refuse to believe it, y'know? There is no fucking way they'd do it.
I think this is the best point made yet.

wheelchairman
10-04-2006, 07:50 AM
But that completely contradicts half the things youve ever said. :(

Mark_Bryan_420
10-04-2006, 10:19 AM
But that completely contradicts half the things youve ever said. :(
About the WTC? I don't follow you!

Not Ozymandias
10-04-2006, 10:34 AM
What really happened....


http://i12.tinypic.com/43nyrsz.jpg

0r4ng3
10-04-2006, 10:37 AM
Why is Ralph in last place? He's the best one.

RickyCrack
10-04-2006, 10:37 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ricky2tone/godzilla.jpg

RickyCrack
10-04-2006, 10:40 AM
And oh god I wish I could take credit for this one, however, Ninth is probably still asleep.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ricky2tone/hulkhogan.jpg

Mark_Bryan_420
10-04-2006, 10:51 AM
You guys really get a KICK outta this sick shit,don't ya?!

0r4ng3
10-04-2006, 10:52 AM
Um...fucking duh?

I mean, not me personally, but you get the idea. Or not.

RickyCrack
10-04-2006, 10:53 AM
Um...fucking duh?

Quoted for truth.

Mark_Bryan_420
10-04-2006, 10:59 AM
I mean, not me personally, but you get the idea. Or not.
Then you'll agree it's sick then?

RickyCrack
10-04-2006, 11:03 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ricky2tone/pwned.jpg

What really really happened.

Not Ozymandias
10-04-2006, 11:11 AM
Couldn't you at least have had the decency to take your headphones off while murdering thousands of people?

Sick fucking virgin bastard.

Llamas
10-04-2006, 12:40 PM
lol at rampage- great video game.

LOL at Hulk Hogan. he was a hardcore bastard until he had kids... now he's a pussy.

no words can comprehend my love for MARK BRYAN DESTRY WTTTCCZZ!!1!1 HE IZ DA HATA OV AMRIKA!!!!!1!

BREAK
10-04-2006, 04:47 PM
P.S. Nobody cares.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3f/NotASausage.jpg

Venom Symbiote
10-04-2006, 05:43 PM
Alright, all of those pics are fucking wrong, morally disgusting works.

Yet, I'm a little ashamed to say that Rampage one cracked me up. Even the Hogan one got a smile. And what, Llamas, he's not hardcore anymore now that he has kids? Dude, seen his lame TV show on VH1? That man is badass to the very core. Even now.

I still wanna see him fight Jackie Chan. 'Twould be epic.

Llamas
10-04-2006, 06:51 PM
I forgot my favorite.

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/gonebad/ProjektorBoy_mariowtc.jpg

and I saw his show once... he kept talking about his daughter and how she's gonna be such a famous singer like britney spears or something, and about how much he supports her...

ninthlayer
10-04-2006, 06:53 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/metalol.jpg
Party!

Venom Symbiote
10-04-2006, 07:12 PM
Alright, come on, enough now.

It's just slightly disrespectful. Just slightly.

ninthlayer
10-04-2006, 07:19 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/dafoelol.jpg

TheOldMark
10-04-2006, 08:46 PM
Im glad you posted this. But your probably on FBI suveilance now.

HornyPope
10-04-2006, 09:29 PM
I was gonna wait until valentines... but! Ninth, for you! <3333333333

http://i12.tinypic.com/2cqk8qo.jpg

ninthlayer
10-04-2006, 09:33 PM
Im glad you posted this. But your probably on FBI suveilance now.
Yeah fucking right.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/born2dieeeee.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/b0c9c04b.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/born2dieeeee.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b46/penguinfites/b0c9c04b.jpg

HP, <3!!

Not Ozymandias
10-04-2006, 09:34 PM
What really really really really happened:

http://i12.tinypic.com/2ed9t2p.jpg

Llamas
10-04-2006, 10:57 PM
that was the only picture in this thread that wasn't funny. :-/

Mark_Bryan_420
10-05-2006, 05:55 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ricky2tone/pwned.jpg

What really really happened.
Boy I tell ya there's no length you would NOT go to show how sick you are! I'll bet you do this alot! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bj3.gif SICK BASTARD!

wheelchairman
10-05-2006, 07:02 AM
I don't know about RickyCrack but his friend Ninth certainly would.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/kissy-1.gif

He should totally put your face over mine. LOL

H1T_That
10-05-2006, 10:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ricky2tone/pwned.jpg

What really really happened.

Oh, this was great.

Well done.

Venom Symbiote
10-05-2006, 05:20 PM
Um, seriously, shouldn't those be instantly-bannable offences?

Mods?

Everyone's had their laugh now, it's time to stop being apathetic insensitive assholes.

Let's lock this shit.

RickyCrack
10-05-2006, 08:15 PM
Um, seriously, shouldn't those be instantly-bannable offences?

Mods?

Everyone's had their laugh now, it's time to stop being apathetic insensitive assholes.

Let's lock this shit.

How does this qualify as bannable?

XYlophonetreeZ
10-05-2006, 08:29 PM
Um, seriously, shouldn't those be instantly-bannable offences?

Mods?

Everyone's had their laugh now, it's time to stop being apathetic insensitive assholes.

Let's lock this shit.
Which mod?

Mota Boy?

I really love it, it's the liberal version of Mark_Bryan_420.

HornyPope?

I was gonna wait until valentines... but! Ninth, for you! <3333333333

http://i12.tinypic.com/2cqk8qo.jpg

wheelchairman?

I don't know about RickyCrack but his friend Ninth certainly would.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/kissy-1.gif

He should totally put your face over mine. LOL

Face it, kid. Nobody's gonna listen to you.

Rag Doll
10-05-2006, 08:41 PM
yeah, those pictures are full of lolz not full of ban.

love the one Vlad posted, Mario, and Rampage. heh.

Venom Symbiote
10-05-2006, 10:26 PM
Yeah, I probably should have checked that. Not too familiar with the members in this part, don't check the Politics section too often.

But yeah. If they're the mods, this is pretty fucked.

RickyCrack
10-06-2006, 07:59 AM
If by fucked you mean fucking hilarious, I'll agree with you.

BREAK
10-06-2006, 12:20 PM
Um, seriously, shouldn't those be instantly-bannable offences?

Mods?

Everyone's had their laugh now, it's time to stop being apathetic insensitive assholes.

Let's lock this shit.

You seem to have mistaken this board for one where the people actually have some kind of respect for the dignity of human life.

sleepy2k16
10-14-2006, 02:19 PM
They want World Government as well as several other things. I think in order to achieve this, They need to bankrupt all "powerful" USA.

Check this out:

For the New World Order to create a one world government, they must control a central bank, eliminate the Constitution, end Christian values, disarm America, and control the media. The Council on Foreign Relations has openly said they will take us over in favor of a one world government. The American people must be warned or we may lose our freedom forever. If we do not demand our rights and uphold the Constitution, the CFR and bankers will continue their march toward socialism. If we allow them to continue, they will abolish our rights and put an end to our present government. Freedom isn't free

Taken for www.jesus-is-savior.com

They also want to accomplish the following, and most of it has already been accomplished:

1. Patriot act
2. Patriot act 2
3. Eliminate the Consitution
4. Bring forth the NWO
5. Bankrupt the USA to bring forth a NWO
6. Scare americans to give up there right in exchange for "security" when you will just get tyranny and a police state.
7. Justify an Iraq & Afganistan War.. With Iraq, Iran, and Afganistan in control ..US Should control all of the Middle East with just those 3 countries.....oh my i hope i dont disppear...
8. Bring forth a Real ID Act, which was passed on 5-11-05, and then the "mark of the beast"
9. To Pretty Much Allow Bush to do anything He wants.


That is why in the PNAC Documents, Cheney said..We need a new Pearl Harbor.

Also, Some of you said they cant even handle a hurricane how can they do 9.11?

The answer is..The had help from criminal ellimates from the U.S. Military....I think...I cant say i am 100% possitive b/c i am not in the military or the government.

But this makes more sense then the offical story..Which 90% believes it to be covere up..

36% Believe it to be an inside job.

Sin Studly
10-14-2006, 02:40 PM
... they're killing Muslims as part of their evil plan to end Christian values?

wheelchairman
10-14-2006, 02:47 PM
[the] bankers will continue their march toward socialism.

This is my favorite part.

Venom Symbiote
10-14-2006, 03:26 PM
A central world government is actually a good idea. Then we can cleanse the gene pool of criminals/murderers/socipaths etc (yay, just like in the booklet story of that Starcraft videogame!).

Not being sarcastic here, either. It's a good solution.

Although it'll never happen.

Humanity united though. Like, the UN, only...relevant. And worthwhile. International police.

I'd go for it.

ninthlayer
10-14-2006, 03:30 PM
8. Bring forth a Real ID Act, which was passed on 5-11-05, and then the "mark of the beast"
ZOMG! we r life n teh end timez!

The Mark of the Beast isn't something physical, asshole.

sleepy2k16
10-14-2006, 08:56 PM
ZOMG! we r life n teh end timez!

The Mark of the Beast isn't something physical, asshole.

Fuck you Bitch

JohnnyNemesis
10-14-2006, 09:02 PM
http://www.monstersinmotion.com/catalog/images/soundtrack/endofdays.jpg


[/appropriate response]

ninthlayer
10-14-2006, 09:06 PM
Fuck you Bitch

Whoa there killer, aren't you supposed to be spreading God's love and converting people in preparation of the coming end days?

Tigger Army
10-15-2006, 02:33 AM
A central world government is actually a good idea. Then we can cleanse the gene pool of criminals/murderers/socipaths etc (yay, just like in the booklet story of that Starcraft videogame!).

Not being sarcastic here, either. It's a good solution.

Although it'll never happen.

Humanity united though. Like, the UN, only...relevant. And worthwhile. International police.

I'd go for it.

That would help if crimal/murdering/sociopathical acts were genetically inheritable. But is it? I highly doubt that.

But let's leave the nature-nurture debate out of this topic

Venom Symbiote
10-15-2006, 05:20 AM
That would help if crimal/murdering/sociopathical acts were genetically inheritable. But is it?

There is evidence supporting the theory, yeah. Not 100% conclusive (how could something like that ever possibly be?) but there are a lot of things to support the theory, especially in the realm of hereditary mental conditions and transferred socio-economic status.

But I'm basing this on individuals. Anything more serious than an armed robbery should just be an automatic death penalty, basically. You'd still need to give them a fair trial, but if proven guilty, a bullet (with a couple-of-dollars pricetag) would be the best option for the species as a whole, no?

I'm not saying just go cull everyone on a group basis who doesn't live up to a standard, but based in individual analysis and evaluation, sure. There's evidence to support the genetically pre-disposed criminal behaviour theory.

wheelchairman
10-15-2006, 06:57 AM
Well there certainly isn't enough conclusive evidence either way to support killing all those genetic rejects. In fact that just sounds rather barbaric and uncivilized.

As a sociological student I personally think the evidence lies more in favor of nurtured crime and not natural, however perhaps there is a small percent of genetics involved.

And reforming the planet based on the law of gun would only get a lot of people killed, especially in the 3rd world. I would think the goal would be to aim quality of life for all? A world government would and should try increasing things like infrastructure and industry for the 3rd world, and not just shooting their criminals...

However partially as a proponent of Cascadian secessionism and partially as common sense, a world government sounds rather foolhardy.

Endymion
10-15-2006, 12:35 PM
mark of the beast = mark bryan.

ps: the blacks caused 9/11. end of story. they also killed jesus.

Llamas
10-15-2006, 01:59 PM
the best part of this page of the thread:

everyone's sitting here, making fun of original poster, posting offensive pictures of 9/11, talking about how much respect we don't have for the victims, and proving that we couldn't care less about this guy's post...

then he comes back and continues his original point, possibly thinking people would care?

78 Water
10-15-2006, 06:02 PM
Why would the goverment be responsible? 9/11 gave them many, many, many problems to deal with.

Jebus
10-15-2006, 06:18 PM
New South Park episode was lolgasmic.

opivy21
10-15-2006, 06:34 PM
New South Park episode was lolgasmic.
I have such a raging clue right now.

Venom Symbiote
10-15-2006, 09:57 PM
What, did it spoof the conspiracy theories or something?

We overseas folks have a delay with the new Southpark seasons. But anyhoo, a SP episode on this topic would be hilarious.

Evilbaboon
10-16-2006, 01:55 AM
Everybody shut the fuck up. Charlie Sheen was quoted as support to his argument. No question, this guy's legit.
the same guy that got the cia to investigate a japanese film that he thought was a snuff movie..........

a few points wtf are you a structural engineer? or do you work for the aerospace industry? what formal qualifications do you hold? are you a qualified translator?

hit a street light hard enough it will fall down, regarless of the temperature that the materials used to make it will melt

wheelchairman
10-16-2006, 01:57 AM
You need to be able to read sarcasm...

Evilbaboon
10-16-2006, 05:02 AM
i got the sacassm i was argeeing, but upon reading my post, i see where it could be mistaken

Tigger Army
10-16-2006, 08:18 AM
There is evidence supporting the theory, yeah. Not 100% conclusive (how could something like that ever possibly be?) but there are a lot of things to support the theory, especially in the realm of hereditary mental conditions and transferred socio-economic status.


Actually unless there has been recent research that supported the theory that criminal behaviour is ->inheritable<- it would be the first evidence since probably Lombroso (who's research was rather unreliable concidering he only checked actual criminals and failed to check a control group).

There has been proof that it runs (at least somewhat) in families but wether it was inherited or learned had not been proven.

Or so they taught me during several classes in the university when I studied psychology anyway.

Preocupado
10-16-2006, 03:05 PM
Lombroso is bad.

Three classmates of mine were trying to say that this one guy was a psychopath based on his face, supporting theyr suspicion with Lombroso's work, when all it took me was to be fooled by him to tell that he was just preponderantly perverse.

Venom Symbiote
10-16-2006, 04:37 PM
The whole Nature V.S. Nurture thing is definitely controversial, yeah, and not conclusive by any means.

But there is research out there supporting the idea that criminal tendencies are passed on, an even more controversial area of that being through minority groups (New Zealand Maoris, Polynesians etc. apparently tend to have more aggressive/reactionary traits, even before learning the culture).

HornyPope
10-16-2006, 06:24 PM
Well obviously a people subject to a less "advanced" culture in the past several millenia are going to be more primitive in their thoughts and actions. But what is this about "criminal tendencies"? Law is precept of men to reflect their model society, there is nothing inheritently criminal about agressivity or even violence.

Venom Symbiote
10-16-2006, 06:32 PM
In modern western societies (which is mainly what they live under now) there is.

But that was just the ethnic example.

HornyPope
10-16-2006, 07:47 PM
Do you understand the word inherent?

It's vagina laws to a) extend protection for everyone, notably the weak b) better police the society.

Sin Studly
10-16-2006, 11:53 PM
Vlad, we're not naked savages living in the jungle and grooming each other for lice anymore. Assault is a crime. Murder is a crime. Busting your wife's head in for backtalking is a crime. When we talk about 'criminal behaviour', that's what we mean.

Anyways, scientists recently discovered a hormone over-represented in the Maori, which supposedly encourages violent behaviour. They're informally dubbing it the 'Warrior Gene'. I'm assuming that's what Venom Symbiote is talking about. Wholly different to the 'passed on by family' theory.

HornyPope
10-17-2006, 09:37 AM
Yes but aggressivity doesn't equal "criminal tendencies". The two aren't interchangable. I know it's only semantics but its a propostrous association that I take offense to because I fucking hate the tamed, pussified, modern society.

Sin Studly
10-18-2006, 06:55 AM
As much as I agree with you, it's fairly obvious what the scientist goobers mean by 'criminal tendancies'. They mean things which are criminal in tamed, pussified, modern society. Which does equal aggression and violence.

HornyPope
10-18-2006, 10:41 AM
Do you think persons prone to addiction have "criminal tendencies" because along the way they will probably consume substances that are incidentally illegal?
Personal traits don't make a "criminal nature".

Floyd the Barber
10-18-2006, 03:05 PM
I have an amusing article for all of you "Loose Change" conspiracy nuts:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

Enjoy!

Venom Symbiote
10-18-2006, 04:03 PM
Maddox used to be a hell of a lot funnier. Unfortunately he's kind of stale these days.

The new Southpark episode addresses just this topic, and, as always, they're completely right. It's broken into three parts on YouTube if anyone wants to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=861rE8UMV3Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYrFaoKlxwE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn2dgxKqLW8

Very clever stuff.

SkunkIt
10-18-2006, 06:59 PM
I just thought I'd find an excuse to post this gif.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/endlesscore/Stuff/9_11_MSN_Jet_by_endlesscore.gif

Sin Studly
10-19-2006, 06:24 AM
Do you think persons prone to addiction have "criminal tendencies" because along the way they will probably consume substances that are incidentally illegal?

Stop. Step back a few steps. Think.

You just asked me if I think people whose tendencies make them more likely to commit crimes can be accurately described as having 'criminal tendencies'.

Not Ozymandias
10-19-2006, 05:12 PM
http://i4.tinypic.com/2638uf5.gif

Endymion
10-19-2006, 08:27 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/tetristowers.gif

XYlophonetreeZ
10-19-2006, 08:34 PM
Both of those are so full of win that I'm considering therapy.

Endymion
10-19-2006, 09:07 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1112340081487.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1137051834667.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1137286163569.jpg

wheelchairman
10-20-2006, 12:12 AM
9-11 was carried out by Tizzie due to Mega-period!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/911.jpg

Not Ozymandias
12-10-2006, 03:09 AM
This thread never should've stopped.








http://i10.tinypic.com/4d1v2u0.gif

EMehl6
12-12-2006, 06:20 PM
I didn't realize so many of you had such a fucked up sense of humor, and no respect for human life whatsoever. Wow.

RickyCrack
12-12-2006, 07:09 PM
http://premium1.uploadit.org/ryften/funnypics2/domokun-WTC.jpg

Llamas
12-12-2006, 07:39 PM
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/gonebad/ProjektorBoy_mariowtc.jpg

That's right.

EMehl6
12-12-2006, 08:12 PM
I'm really not sure what to say to that, but, think of it this way: how would you feel if you saw people making fun of this, and you lost a family member when it happened? Don't sit there and tell me you'd still find it funny, because you'd be full of shit.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 08:17 PM
Don't even start, Emehl. You don't know anyone's background. Take it for what it is--a sick sense of humor--and do not even start with the preaching.

Everyone has family in NYC. Everyone knows someone (or knows someone who knows someone) who died. Do you understand the function of humor?

EMehl6
12-12-2006, 08:20 PM
Don't even start, Emehl. You don't know anyone's background. Take it for what it is--a sick sense of humor--and hush.

What am I starting? I just don't understand how you can find such a great loss of life amusing. It makes no sense to me.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 08:23 PM
You replied before I could edit it into my reply--do you understand the function of humor?

Venom Symbiote
12-12-2006, 08:23 PM
Yeah, I'm actually with Emehl here, I never understood this thing in the thread. One or two of them were somewhat guiltily funny, I'll admit I got a reactionary chuckle as they loaded up on the screen.

But past that, they're really not humourous at all.

I don't know whether it's the idea that most of the board seem to be somewhat liberal, or if it's the "I don't know them so why should I care 5 years later?" thing a lot of people I know seem to have going on, but either way it's pretty fucked-up.

Then again the moderators don't seem to have a problem with it so I guess it's going to stay.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 08:27 PM
Fucked up, sure. But how does being fucked up and twisted violate any of the board guidelines we've set up?

Please read about black comedy here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_comedy).

EMehl6
12-12-2006, 08:38 PM
You replied before I could edit it into my reply--do you understand the function of humor?

Yeah I understand the function of humor, but there are a few things that just shouldn't be made fun of, and to me, this is one of them. I mean, it's just so fucked up. I don't know, maybe it's me.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 08:40 PM
Everyone deals with things in a different way.

Venom Symbiote
12-12-2006, 08:58 PM
So the way you deal with us is to act condescending, link us to Wikipedia, and make excuses for moral outrages.

Oh, and I just think it's pretty fucking hilarious how it's the non-Americans who are taking issue with this.

JohnnyNemesis
12-12-2006, 09:11 PM
I understand what y'all are saying, but I've been personally offended by tons of shit on here. The best thing to do is ignore it; it's a bunch of people who ultimately can't really hurt you having their own fun.

Fight the problem elsewhere, not as an act of cowardice, but because it simply wouldn't work here.

The Mario image cracked me the fuck up though.

Venom Symbiote
12-12-2006, 09:29 PM
Me too. Admittedly.

But I feel fucking dirty for saying it.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 09:59 PM
So the way you deal with us is to act condescending, link us to Wikipedia, and make excuses for moral outrages.

Oh, and I just think it's pretty fucking hilarious how it's the non-Americans who are taking issue with this.

No, sorry it came across as condescending, but I was being serious. I find it pretty fucking hilarious that the guy who loves flaming the fuck out of everyone younger than him on the on-topic forum is trying to claim the moral high ground. Sure, there are some sick motherfucking bastards on here, but you can't sit there and claim that no one is working out emotions in what is admittedly a socially unacceptable way. Everyone and anyone who is offended by such things absolutely has the right to be. There's a reason I don't personally partake when pictures like these start getting posted en masse.

The only possible way to get through live in NYC today is any fucking way you can without shooting yourself in the head. It's a city where 8 million people have one big raging untreated case of post-traumatic stress disorder, many more than others. Talking about who is in the most pain because of the attacks is one of the things that makes me want to shoot myself in the head. Having the occasional chuckle at a photoshopped Mario firing at the twin towers helps in ways that I'd explain, but why bother.

Endymion
12-12-2006, 10:09 PM
ps: thank's mota!

http://www.elftor.com/elftor.php?number=20

and for the cry-babies of the thread, if more people on this board were into scat we'd all be /b/tards:
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/4chan.png

Venom Symbiote
12-12-2006, 10:12 PM
And of course you're right with 99% of that.

But don't compare my being vulgar and uncompromising when I'm on a band message board to whoever creates/posts these images essentially making fun of 3,000 dead people.

Different league entirely, you know that. That was just a fucking cheap shot, not accurate in the slightest.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 10:18 PM
If you really think that any one of those pictures is solely about laughing at 3,000 dead people, there's really no use in continuing to discuss this.

Venom Symbiote
12-12-2006, 10:20 PM
:eek: So the part I'm missing would be...?

Seems the humour is still at the expense of the buildings falling, put in different contexts with the monsters and wrestlers and videogame characters and such.

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 10:25 PM
All I can talk about is what I'm seeing in it. Can't speak for /b/tards etc.

Mouth-full-of-blood laughs like that are all about retaking and redefining a moment of extreme terror and fear and loss of control and taking control of that situation by redefining the signs and symbols used. Escapism from how threatening that is.

Endymion
12-12-2006, 10:36 PM
aren't there whole branches of psychology about how jokes/laughing/etc about terrible events is one of the major ways of coping with them?

Little_Miss_1565
12-12-2006, 10:40 PM
aren't there whole branches of psychology about how jokes/laughing/etc about terrible events is one of the major ways of coping with them?

Yup. It's why a lot of people laugh hysterically when told by a doctor that their loved one has just died.

Paint_It_Black
12-12-2006, 11:30 PM
Or because they're the sole benefactor.

RickyCrack
12-12-2006, 11:30 PM
I just laugh because I don't care. I make jokes about cancer, abortions, racism, etc, etc. Even if liek in RL my step mom died from multiple myeloma, some of my good friends having abortions, or my aunt marrying a black man and having black children. In reality i could give less of a shit because shit happens and people can do what they want. To dwell on it and make it a humor taboo only strengthens the fact that these things should be dealt with certain care and in a realm special and seperately from the real world rather than dealing with it like a rational human being.

HornyPope
12-12-2006, 11:47 PM
Yup. It's why a lot of people laugh hysterically when told by a doctor that their loved one has just died.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA REALLY?
What fucking retards OMG ! So funnny!!!!eleven

Jakebert
12-13-2006, 04:10 AM
I just laugh because I don't care. I make jokes about cancer, abortions, racism, etc, etc. Even if liek in RL my step mom died from multiple myeloma, some of my good friends having abortions, or my aunt marrying a black man and having black children. In reality i could give less of a shit because shit happens and people can do what they want. To dwell on it and make it a humor taboo only strengthens the fact that these things should be dealt with certain care and in a realm special and seperately from the real world rather than dealing with it like a rational human being.

Quoted because it's one of the best arguments I've ever seen on this board.

Duskygrin
12-13-2006, 07:08 AM
I have just seen the pictures, & most of them were quite funny. Not bang-fist-on-table funny, but funny just the same.

Can we make fun of anything & everything? My opinion on it is, as long as it is funny, you were right to do it.
- Coluche

Venom Symbiote
12-13-2006, 01:28 PM
Yeah, see, I disagree.

Totally with you on the "you can laugh about life or cry about it" schtick, it's a good philosophy that'll get you through a lot of shit.

But that doesn't mean you don't show any sensitivity towards it.

Sinister
12-13-2006, 02:17 PM
Life's a bitch, learn to deal.

Apathy
12-13-2006, 02:51 PM
Eh, I thought most of the images were pretty funny.

Which is strange because I thought Bill Maher crossed the line when I saw the picture of the stingray joke (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26544&highlight=Maher)

My best reasoning is that the 9/11 pictures are not very personal, they are just meant to poke fun at what happened, not making fun of a particular person that died.
....Could I make any less sense?

Venom Symbiote
12-13-2006, 05:06 PM
The Bill Maher thing was no problem at all.

This is.

Endymion
12-13-2006, 05:19 PM
My best reasoning is that the 9/11 pictures are not very personal, they are just meant to poke fun at what happened, not making fun of a particular person that died.

or maybe it's because steve irwin was vastly superior to anyone who happened to die on 9/11?

XYlophonetreeZ
12-13-2006, 05:52 PM
My cousin dressed up as Steve Irwin for Halloween. He happened to be in Brisbane at the time.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c119/XYlophonetreeZ/crikeyitseric.jpg

And I thought it was hilarious.

JohnnyNemesis
12-13-2006, 06:11 PM
or maybe it's because steve irwin was vastly superior to anyone who happened to die on 9/11?

Some guy who had something to do with Frasier died on 9/11, so you're wrizzong.

Endymion
12-13-2006, 06:21 PM
Some guy who had something to do with Frasier died on 9/11, so you're wrizzong.

maris ?

Sin Studly
12-13-2006, 06:33 PM
Some guy who had something to do with Frasier died on 9/11, so you're wrizzong.

Frasier can't wrestle crocodiles, Steve Irwin is superior.

JohnnyNemesis
12-13-2006, 07:39 PM
maris ?

Very win.


Frasier can't wrestle crocodiles, Steve Irwin is superior.

Fair point.

Venom Symbiote
12-13-2006, 09:56 PM
Frasier? Frasier? Fuck Frasier.

Then again, fuck Steve too, but whatever. Frasier's one of the most annoying sitcoms out there.

Endymion
12-13-2006, 10:18 PM
Frasier's one of the most annoying sitcoms out there.

you know, except that it was fucking hilarious and brilliantly written.

Venom Symbiote
12-13-2006, 10:30 PM
It wasn't hilarious. It was more high-brow, sure, and that was refreshing.

But it still followed a formula, and that David Hyde Pearce (Pierce? Not sure how it's spelled) is a complete cunt.

JohnnyNemesis
12-13-2006, 10:36 PM
you know, except that it was fucking hilarious and brilliantly written.

Extremely true.


It was more high-brow, sure, and that was refreshing.

This innaccuracy invalidates anything you have to say about the show.

Sure, its reputation is high-brow, but the show and the humor really isn't. It was just plain good. Half the people who classify it as high-brow were just too fuckin' intimidated by its style.

But it still followed a formula

Irrelevant information that has nothing to do with anything anyone said + feels forced and regurgitated.

Venom Symbiote
12-13-2006, 11:22 PM
Yeah, you're right on that last point, I didn't think about that too well. All sitcoms follow a formula, that was blatant dickery on my behalf.

wheelchairman
12-14-2006, 12:40 AM
I was annoyed by people who think it's high brow because it is your average sitcom. I personally found it as funny as Spin City, or Becker. As in, I didn't find it funny at all.

It's all about the Newsradio.

Jakebert
12-14-2006, 01:06 PM
It's all about the Newsradio.

Free speech is one thing. The word "penis" is another.

DeAtHsTaR
12-15-2006, 06:50 AM
I was annoyed by people who think it's high brow because it is your average sitcom. I personally found it as funny as Spin City, or Becker. As in, I didn't find it funny at all.



YOU DIDN'T LIKE BECKER???!!!

Llamas
12-16-2006, 04:47 AM
I never found Frasier to be horribly funny. It's not bad, but I couldn't stand the main characters. They really just annoyed me so much.

Endymion
12-16-2006, 11:36 AM
YOU DIDN'T LIKE BECKER???!!!

no one likes becker.

Venom Symbiote
12-16-2006, 05:02 PM
I don't like Becker much as a show, but the Becker character himself = totally tits.

Sarcastic bitter God that he is.

JoY
12-17-2006, 08:09 AM
To dwell on it and make it a humor taboo only strengthens the fact that these things should be dealt with certain care and in a realm special and seperately from the real world rather than dealing with it like a rational human being.

in fact, it's the whole blown out of proportion dwelling on it, that has caused such a shitload of people to rationalise & relativate 9/11 with the strongest weapon against immense, unending, hopeless dwelling, whining also by bunches that have nothing whatsoever to do with 9/11, publicing & commercialising a disaster untill a point even fashion industry can make big-ass bucks from it. not to mention it being answered with a war, to kill even more people in effect. it's all one very incredibly fucking mind-blowing huge drama.

9/11 is the ultimate, most perfect, reasonable, rational excuse for humour at the expense of thousands of lives. not because so many people died, but because in order to level the ridiculously gigantic drama around it, there's no other option than to laugh about it. the worse it is taken by humanity, the better the reason to level it with humour. & seeing how 9/11 was taken by most of the masses; HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

in all seriousness; "u cnt lauf, cuz ppl dyd!!!!!!11" how much of an invitation to make the most serious of events laughable is that? sure, make it a taboo. but a taboo is only an invitation, a door wide open for people that don't wish to be told how to behave when it concerns a certain subject. have you EVER managed to swallow down a chuckle, when it was already on its way outside your mouth, when someone said "don't laugh"/"be serious"? mocking 9/11 is mockery of those who think making it a taboo makes them better & gives them decency.

my grandfather was Jewish & was tortured during the second world war in concentration camps & many of his relatives died in those shitholes. you bet, that whenever there was another craze about it, we laughed. when my father & his family were offered money for their suffering, we laughed even louder. when people make a mustache with their left index finger & raise their right hand straightened into the air when hearing my last name, I laugh. or no, wait, that.. has gotten REALLY old.

see the pattern, Venom? not a few thousand, but millions of people died in that war. & even those directly, or indirectly involved can relativate it by laughing.
oh, moral knight in shining armor..
hundreds of conversations making fun of Jews/Germans/WWII have been going on here, never did I once see you preach your messages there, saying millions of people died in that war & that you may only be strictly serious, when it concerns that moment/those years in history. what to think of the times we made fun of abortions? that topic also involves life & death, pain & hurt. but you seem to be pretty sensitive when it comes to Americans & pretty damn fucking selective when it comes to your so-called "respect".

you talk about respect, but it's well possible to have respect & still see the humour in two massive buildings representing so fucking much, that were knocked over by two planes as if they were candlesticks, to be followed with attacks on the Eastern "savage" world by the Western "civilised" world, looking for weapons, not to find anything at all & only kill more people in effect. one can have a different sense of humour than you have & still have respect. respect or lack of it shows itself when it comes down to it. anyone can suppress a smile, a mocking comment out of politeness/custom/moral consideration & still lack any form of respect.


Not bang-fist-on-table funny, but funny just the same.


oooo, I likey that way of wording.

khaaaaan
12-18-2006, 10:43 AM
7. Justify an Iraq War.

Hahaha:D Good stuff!

Sin Studly
12-18-2006, 12:49 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/mohammad.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
12-18-2006, 01:22 PM
Oh shit, you done did it now!

0r4ng3
12-18-2006, 01:25 PM
Oh fuck, now the Muslim community is gonna declare jihad on the BBS. To be honest, I didn't think it would take this long to provoke them.

Sin Studly
12-18-2006, 01:30 PM
Let's throw the Tenth Crusade on they ass. Ricky can be King of Spain. I'll be Holy Roman Emporer. Orange can be like... Hungary or something.

JohnnyNemesis
12-18-2006, 01:41 PM
I [strongly] approve of this plan.

the_GoDdEsS
12-18-2006, 01:59 PM
Hahaha, that's an uh-oh.

And what the fuck:


This week's survey by the employment law firm Peninsula, suggesting that 74% of British employers have banned Christmas decorations for fear of offending non-Christians, seems similarly beset with problems.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/christmas2006/story/0,,1967367,00.html

Is this for real? I heard it on Austrian news today.

killer_queen
12-18-2006, 02:08 PM
You are a dead man, Justin.

Sin Studly
12-18-2006, 04:26 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/mohammad2.jpg

killer_queen
12-19-2006, 05:49 AM
Stop doing this or I'll have to send you a nice little bomb to your house as a christmas gift. I'm deadly serious you fucking idiot.

Duskygrin
12-19-2006, 06:36 AM
Stop doing this or I'll have to send you a nice little bomb to your house as a christmas gift. I'm deadly serious you fucking idiot.

* Turkish delight

By the same occasion, I'd be much obliged if you sent me loukoums, too. Normally my father receives some as a VIP from colleagues in beautiful artful boxes, but this year I doubt he will get any, just bottles of kirsch, brandy & potables of various sorts. But loukoums is what my heart desires. I'll PM you my address, G&#252;lsah love.

Sin Studly
12-19-2006, 09:42 AM
I prefer those rice things wrapped in vine leaves. Oh, and Turkish coffee. Send me some of that.

Sin Studly
12-20-2006, 03:25 AM
pm'd you my home address, plz send Turkish coffee/bombs.

wheelchairman
12-27-2006, 09:21 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/wheelchairman/911.jpg

Relevant stuff!

F@ BANKZ
12-30-2006, 07:57 AM
I'm not sure about the statistics about phones not working on planes or whatever, but alot of the other stuff looks disturbingly convincing, though i fail to appreciate fully why America would risk an attack of this level on its own people and i'm fairly confident any bombs inside the building would have been planted by anyone apart from federal agents, the rest baffles me.

opivy21
12-30-2006, 09:40 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

RickyCrack
12-31-2006, 12:11 AM
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons


lol, lrn to read a thread before you post.

Not Ozymandias
05-18-2007, 03:34 PM
What really really really really happened:

http://i12.tinypic.com/2ed9t2p.jpg
George Lucas just time-travelled and did a Special Edition of 9/11:

http://i14.tinypic.com/4l4o6s9.jpg

ninthlayer
05-18-2007, 11:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/ricky2tone/noexceptions.jpg

Oh RickyCrack <3

RickyCrack
05-20-2007, 08:00 PM
rule 34, no exceptions

drex878
05-22-2007, 03:16 PM
i hate you guys...go to some other boards like neopets you fags.

this site is for the offspring...not queers

shame.

0r4ng3
05-22-2007, 03:18 PM
Yeah, because this kind of thing is totally appropriate for Neopets.

RODNEYMULLEN
05-22-2007, 07:12 PM
neopets? are you fucking kidding, those things are so fucking lame.

H1T_That
05-28-2007, 12:27 PM
I'm confuzzled. Did Neopets carry out the attack?

ZagmenO
05-28-2007, 01:04 PM
i hate you guys...go to some other boards like neopets you fags.

this site is for the offspring...not queers

shame.

HELL YEA!!!!! :mad:

Alleviate
06-06-2007, 06:50 PM
You conspiracy theorists are sickening. Anyone who believes all the tripe about 9/11 being organised by the U.S government is uneducated with way to much time on there hands.

wheelchairman
06-06-2007, 06:59 PM
You conspiracy theorists are sickening. Anyone who believes all the tripe about 9/11 being organised by the U.S government is uneducated with way to much time on there hands.

It's an old thread mate, an old thread which you apparently didn't read. :/

Alleviate
06-06-2007, 07:01 PM
It's an old thread mate, an old thread which you apparently didn't read. :/Oops, sorry. I only read the 1st post. Didn't realise how long ago it was made.

Andy
06-07-2007, 01:21 PM
i hate you guys...go to some other boards like neopets you fags.

this site is for the offspring...not queers

shame.

Post more.