View Full Version : Write a song using Offspring song titles

12-21-2004, 03:49 PM
I have written a song using every Offspring studio album song!

When 'Jennifer lost the war', her 'Elders' did not care
It was soldiers 'out on patrol' who found her there,
While at the 'Crossroads' hordes of 'Demons' haunt those who pass everyday, some say they were 'Beheaded', and now they wanna make us pay
In 'Tehran' you will be damned if you don't kill,
It'll be more than 'A thousand days' till,
We stop playing 'Blackball' with other peoples lives
What can I say, heh- 'I'll be waiting for that day to arrive!'
If we were to 'Kill the President' take the law into our hands, would we really bring peace back- across the land?

The people's court is in 'Session',
Remember now that 'We are One'
Now we will try you, harshly that's how,
We have a strict policy of, 'Kick him when he's down'
Don't complain you'd be wise to 'Take it Like a Man,'
You'll be reformed and 'Get It right' or you'll get out of our town,
If that takes 'Dirty Magic', then let it be so,
Our 'hypodermic needle' will set your mind straight,
You won't wanna 'Burn it up'- you see, you wait
I ain't 'No hero', I just couldn't be,
I leave street justice to the LAPD...
So, you want 'Nothing from something', well you know what they say,
'That'll never happen- it'll be Forever and a day'

Now why not take a little 'time to relax',
Then live for everyday and you'll know just what 'Nitro means',
Well I got a 'Bad habit' I must confess, I just can't stand bad drivers so I cap 'em in the head. I 'gotta get away' from the butchered remains, but I won't cause ruccus I'll drive on by in my lane.

Corruption and 'Genocide' almost tore us apart, we need 'something to believe in', something in our hearts. You can 'Come out and play', but this playground is mean, rejection out here can really hurt your 'self esteem'. Now I've got a feeling 'it'll be a long time', before 'Killboy Powerhead' will fall in line. 'What happened to you', man?- Now you're really messed up, now you're 'so alone.' I'm 'not the one' who let you get this way, your dreams will crumble you're life will 'Smash' if you don't mend your ways.

Pay attention to this 'Disclaimer', it will do you good,
Ignore the 'meaning of life', you know you really should,
Don't be like 'Mota' Boy and waste your life away,
That's all 'Me and my old lady' have to say.
Now you may have thought that it was 'cool to hate', at one time,
But things would really work out better if you'd just 'leave it behind'
Trends will come and go and when they've 'Gone away'
But remember, 'I choose' your fate at the end of the day,
No time for 'Intermission' till I've had 'All I want'.

Now If you see a suspicious looking candy bar,
'Don't Pick it up' that's the best option by far,
Prepare to be 'amazed' for I will 'change the world,'
Listen closely as my plans are unfurled.

Please make your selection as the 'Welcome message plays',
By the way 'have you ever' wondered if crime does play.
While you're 'staring at the sun', an inferno in your eyes,
In designer clothes thinking that you're 'Pretty Fly (For a white guy)'
While in the meantime 'The Kids' Aren't alright', it a shame as once their futures seemed so bright.
Their 'feelings' trapped inside, although they still remain
Liz, 'she's got issues,' Jim is fighting the pain...
You've really done it this time, I thought you'd have learned
Now you're in 'Walla Walla', at 'The End of the Line'. The cops bust your ass after they gave chase, when they charged you for drunk driving, you said you had 'No Brakes'

Why don't you get a life, 'Why don't you get a job', and buy 'Americana' so you can hear that song. But don't forget to 'Pay the man' at the store, or you'll be doing time, just like you did before.

I'm sure you need no 'Intro', of that I have no doubt,
Just 'Come out swinging', don't sit there all depressed just let it out,
You're no 'Original Prankster', chicks don't 'want you bad',
You're a 'million miles away', from what's real and that's a fact.

I'm constantly changing and I can't tell when,
I'm really can't help it now, 'Dammit, I changed again'
When you're 'living in chaos' do you ever wish,
For a 'special delivery'- a way out of this abyss,
Well I'm sure it will happen on 'One fine day'
'All along' I've believed that, and I still do today.
You label people 'vultures', but when it's all said and done,
It's all in your mind man, 'A conspiracy of one'

The 'Neocon' is strong and strong you must be,
Or hang in the noose outside society,
You've come so far, but it's still a 'long way home',
But you're never gonna get there if you don't 'hit that' road.
Now, I struggle in a 'race against myself',
but still I 'can't get my head around you'
I drank until I spewed,
I had the 'Worst hangover ever'
and I will never drink again,
but you're 'never gonna find me'
I'm gonna make myself scarce.
I'll be gone as fast as a 'Lightening rod'
'Spare me the details', I ain't coming back.
I'm off to join 'Dai Hui' do you think I'd make the grade?
When you're in prison, I'll be catching killer waves.

12-21-2004, 03:58 PM
all of the songs

12-21-2004, 03:58 PM
im not that smart

12-21-2004, 04:00 PM
Too much time on your hands?

12-21-2004, 04:00 PM
im not that smart

You don't have to use all the songs. Or in any order, that was just an example.

12-21-2004, 04:01 PM
Too much time on your hands?
Yes! Far too much.

12-21-2004, 04:01 PM
can i make just one line

12-21-2004, 04:02 PM
can i make just one line
You can make the song as long or as short as you want, so long as you put Offspring titles into the song.

12-21-2004, 04:03 PM
is it okay if i copy and paste

12-21-2004, 04:04 PM
the little picture looks like ger

12-21-2004, 04:06 PM
I some kind liking this one...

Just 'Come out swinging', don't sit there all depressed just let it out,
You're no 'Original Prankster', chicks don't 'want you bad',
You're a 'million miles away', from what's real and that's a fact.
I see you worked pretty hard on this…its nice!

12-21-2004, 04:07 PM
I some kind liking this one...

I see you worked pretty hard on this…its nice!

Thanks, man. :D

Offspring Pyro
12-21-2004, 08:10 PM
Dude, that long list of song titles, was awsome i think!! the cd's fit in with eachother i thought it was kick ass

12-21-2004, 10:35 PM
when threads like these attack, you can tell that some people are overly obsessed

12-22-2004, 05:31 AM
that song would be like......1 hour long. :D lol