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bobinator
10-23-2006, 07:03 PM
When did you last hammer yourself and what happened?

I was on my Go kart driving on the track that i had made and i went way to fast, the corner came closer and bang seatbelt snapped and i went flying into a tree and broke my arm :0 needless to say i got a new better seatbelt and a helmet :0 we now have a new mod to it, it has a new miniture V8 on it

Andy
11-08-2006, 04:04 AM
I dropped a beer keg on my foot last night, and whilst I was reeling away in pain I managed to smack my head off a low-hanging pipe. Being a barman is dangerous.

xMikey90
11-08-2006, 04:06 AM
Used my head for the cymbal seen as my hand was busy getting gum.

Andy
11-08-2006, 04:09 AM
Seen, man. Seen.

Nina
11-08-2006, 05:20 AM
I hurt myself really easily. It's ridiculous.
Today I got my index finger stuck between a pot and its lid. That can be very hurtful if your name is Nina.

I thankfully never injure myself badly. But I have all types of chronic owies ;(

Sinister
11-08-2006, 05:23 AM
I got pissed for some reason and directly punched my locker. A metallic locker. With my bare hand. :(

At least it seems like the only damage is broken skin.

The Talking Pie
11-08-2006, 05:23 AM
I got a papercut this morning.

But seriously, I shit you not; I'm getting them constantly all over my hands and fingers.

Inconvenient pain is the worst kind.

JoY
11-08-2006, 06:08 AM
what's "caining" yourself? :/

Sin Studly
11-08-2006, 06:14 AM
Caning yourself is hurting yourself. It's Australian slang. Opinion is split between it coming from the schoolroom bamboo cane or machete mishaps chopping sugar-cane.

Paint_It_Black
11-08-2006, 06:19 AM
It's also British slang, though I have no clue where it originated, and I don't think it's widely used.

Sin Studly
11-08-2006, 06:35 AM
It's widely used here. Especially when talking about hurting somebody else. (ie ; The chain-gang foreman gave me twenty strokes with the cat for hoarding gruel, so I caned him in the head with my machete)

JoY
11-08-2006, 09:58 AM
ah, it's spelled "cane". not "cain". that explains why I couldn't find the definition on the internet.

either way, I don't "cane" myself very often, but when I do.. boy, it's bad. I always get myself into the weirdest forms of trouble.

Stranger With Candy
11-08-2006, 10:05 AM
i fell on the ice on my way to school today.

Andy
11-09-2006, 04:11 AM
I always thought it came from when corporal punishment was in schools, and naughties got the cane. When they were bad they got caned, which was almightily painful...

mrconeman
11-09-2006, 04:47 AM
I fell over a vacuum cleaner yesterday. :(

the_offsprings_monkey
11-09-2006, 04:53 AM
Last week at work I was slicing cucumber for a salad an ended up slicing a chunk of my nail off. :( Painful.

Duskygrin
11-09-2006, 04:55 AM
Last week at work I was slicing cucumber for a salad an ended up slicing a chunk of my nail off. :( Painful.

Cucumber? yum. Especially with yoghurt & parsley for tzatziki.

& that nail of yours? yum. (just kidding)

el_monkey
11-09-2006, 06:32 AM
two weeks ago my forehead had a painfull meeting with my room's doorframe...
even though I was not drunk...

Duskygrin
11-09-2006, 11:25 AM
I constantly get bruises on the shin. I smash it on my bedstead, & I smash it on my desk. I normally sit at my desk with one knee bent, my arm round it... but my chair's simili leather being somewhat slippery, inch by inch my foot loses its hold & bang goes my shin on the desk. Then I change legs & same thing happens with the other. The really sad point of the matter is that it's my favourite sitting position, the one I'm most comfortable with, so I'd not like to change positions just to protect my shins, but at the moment I've got two large purple bruises which are rather hideous, to be fair.

Sin Studly
11-09-2006, 08:18 PM
Cucumber? yum. Especially with yoghurt & parsley for tzatziki.

We get it, you're part Greek. Now shut the fuck up about it.

H1T_That
11-10-2006, 08:35 AM
Broke my finger last thursday.

Got it trapped between a big table and a crane.

0r4ng3
11-10-2006, 10:29 AM
I don't know if it counts as "caning", but I was hit in the face with a volleyball today.

That means that, excluding tennis and football, I have been hit in the face with equipment from every sport that I've ever played.

H1T_That
11-10-2006, 12:59 PM
I don't know if it counts as "caning", but I was hit in the face with a volleyball today.

That means that, excluding tennis and football, I have been hit in the face with equipment from every sport that I've ever played.

I'm guessing you've never done Archery then.

Tizzalicious
11-10-2006, 01:58 PM
I got my finger stuck between the door and its frame today. And I burned a finger on the stove. I think that's it for today.

Nina
11-10-2006, 01:59 PM
that sounds painful :[ especially the door one. dont lose your fingers!

Tizzalicious
11-10-2006, 03:05 PM
It was!

I just burned my finger AGAIN. Seriously, how stupid can you be?

JoY
11-10-2006, 03:50 PM
today I cut my finger washing a cup, while thinking; "this cup is broken, better not cut your finger on it AGAIN." & after that I burned my hand on a candle-thingie I picked up, while thinking; "isn't that, like, hot as hell? ah, yes it is."

Professor Chaos
11-10-2006, 08:58 PM
We were playing Ultimate Frisbee in PE, and the next point would win the game, so we were all trying extra hard. The person that threw it to me made a terrible throw, and it went way off to the side, so I sprinted after it, keeping my eyes on it. Right before I caught up to the Frisbee, I slammed into the wall. Hard.

- -Lauren- -
11-11-2006, 02:28 PM
Well my foot is a lot better from the sprain, but I am constantly hitting my side on the sharp edges of kitchen counters, and dropping various objects on my feet.