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nieh
10-26-2006, 09:19 PM
I read that on the sign in front of a church today. It took me until 30 seconds ago to get it. So why exactly is Thiamine so important to Christians?

ninthlayer
10-26-2006, 09:22 PM
That's just amazing.

JohnnyNemesis
10-26-2006, 09:23 PM
I don't get it, but I want to.

sKratch
10-26-2006, 09:24 PM
I'm assuming it means the best vitamin for a christian is to be one--to be a christian. It doesn't make sense exactly the way it's written but I think that's what they're going for?

ninthlayer
10-26-2006, 09:26 PM
Oh blax.

All About Eve
10-26-2006, 09:26 PM
That's what I assumed, and it made me :( inside.

Llamas
10-26-2006, 09:30 PM
I read that on the sign in front of a church today. It took me until 30 seconds ago to get it. So why exactly is Thiamine so important to Christians?

lol that's sooooooo stupid. it doesn't even make sense- if you're already a christian, then why do you need help to be one?

My favorite church signs:

http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/funny_church_signs.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
10-26-2006, 09:30 PM
AHHHHHHHHH.

i c.

0r4ng3
10-26-2006, 10:00 PM
Church signs are funny. My bus passes one, and up until a week ago, it said "Ask not what God can do for you, ask what you can do for God" or something like that. I lol'd, but not out loud.

bobinator
10-26-2006, 11:33 PM
Yea theres one on the way to maccas so everytime i go i check it, last time it was 'we are now open between easter and christmas'
lol they musnt have had many people coming or something

nieh
10-27-2006, 05:40 AM
Church signs are funny. My bus passes one, and up until a week ago, it said "Ask not what God can do for you, ask what you can do for God" or something like that. I lol'd, but not out loud.

What can you do for the God that has everything?

JohnnyNemesis
10-27-2006, 08:53 AM
B1!

...no, wait, that's not right...

Betty
10-27-2006, 06:18 PM
There was one we used to laugh at and it was something about "When your knees are knocking, open the door for God."

We were drunk and passed a church sign that read "Real life. Real people. Real answers." We decided it was a good idea to rearrange the letters and thought for a while about what word we could make. It ended up saying "Real life. Real people. Real ass."

I'd imagine it may have had its biggest turnout ever the following day.

Llamas
10-27-2006, 06:20 PM
We were drunk and passed a church sign that read "Real life. Real people. Real answers." We decided it was a good idea to rearrange the letters and thought for a while about what word we could make. It ended up saying "Real life. Real people. Real ass."


that is downright funny. I'd go to church if there was some real ass...