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mr uk man
12-22-2004, 08:53 AM
well have u?

samr
12-22-2004, 08:56 AM
your face


burnnnnnnnn

mrconeman
12-22-2004, 09:07 AM
http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html

Unsanctioned
12-22-2004, 09:08 AM
what kind of jokes do you want?

Embodude2004
12-22-2004, 10:05 AM
whats the diffrence from michal jackson and a shopping bag.

One is made of plastic and is harmfull to little children and the other one is for shopping

Offspring_01
12-22-2004, 10:10 AM
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it died!

Get It!? It Died!
ahahahahahaha I love it!

Offspring_01
12-22-2004, 10:11 AM
whats the diffrence from michal jackson and a shopping bag.

One is made of plastic and is harmfull to little children and the other one is for shopping

LOL good one!

Unsanctioned
12-22-2004, 10:44 AM
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Youre in my sun"

Offspring_01
12-22-2004, 10:49 AM
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Youre in my sun"

ahahahahah Thats so nasty. But funny

La_Plume_Noire
12-22-2004, 11:24 AM
There're two ducks on the water, some of them say "Coin coin" and the other say "I was going to say it !"...

Americana
12-22-2004, 02:07 PM
What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Youre in my sun"

I don't get it

Embodude2004
12-22-2004, 04:35 PM
like think of it this way

A lady on the beach wants to get tanned but somone is blocking the sun she would say that
but it also means that hes in her son dont you get it. I think that joke was fucking halirious

Offspring_01
12-22-2004, 05:29 PM
Its Michael Jackson....In her sun(son)...he was accused of mollesting a child

greencows12
12-22-2004, 07:10 PM
a guy walks into a bar and says ouch.


what's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker cleans her crack before she sells it.

Noodles is gay
12-23-2004, 07:50 AM
Why did Hitler shoot himself?

He got the gas bill. :D

Piedude
12-23-2004, 08:47 AM
What do you have if you have a mortal fear of being asked "who goes there"?

Friendorphobia