10-31-2006, 08:07 AM
So I've been cruising around in dodgy vans and wagons in third world paradise for a couple weeks. It was pretty epic. I saw Daniel Ortega give a speech and there was a lot of "Americans ruined our lives" action going on. Awk-ward! He goes to all the poor communities and gives out beer so the po folk are really stoked on him. They outlawed abortion the dayyyyyy I left and it was a huge deal. There's some major dead people in the middle of the road, men casually hanging out in front of the SUPERMARKADO with machine guns, babies begging in the intersection making grasshoppers out of plants action too. I stayed in a hostel full of drunk Germans for a couple nights. It's like every German in the world knew where to congregate if ever they were in Central America. They made mighty mohitos but they had screaming orgies when I was trying to sleep. Guhross. How about that.