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SkunkIt
11-08-2006, 01:25 AM
I think we should come up with some creative abortions. The traditional ways are getting old and boring, so adding some fun to your abortion can liven things up!


Microwave Abortions

The fetus is taken out, then placed in a microwave for 30 seconds. For extra fun, salt can be sprinkled on. Enjoy the show!


Rusty spear abortion

Fetus is taken out with a rusty spear. The rust will add some color to your fetus, so It'll be a new fashionable color!


Share your crative ideas for fun abortions!

noodles_is_cool
11-08-2006, 02:02 AM
you must of been preety god damn bored to think of that. bitch .

Forza
11-08-2006, 07:47 AM
It's kinda sick you don't use a rustfree spear.

Paint_It_Black
11-08-2006, 07:56 AM
Emo Abortion

Bombard your fetus with music from whichever emo band it's currently cool to make fun of, then wait until it hangs itself with the umbillical cord.

+/- You don't actually have to murder the baby yourself.

Sinister
11-08-2006, 10:15 AM
Microwave Abortions

The fetus is taken out, then placed in a microwave for 30 seconds. For extra fun, salt can be sprinkled on. Enjoy the show!

This thread definitely had to be bumped; this abortion can be made funnier by re-enacting a scene from Snakes on a Plane, screaming "Who's your daddy now, bitch ?".

JoY
11-08-2006, 10:18 AM
Emo Abortion

Bombard your fetus with music from whichever emo band it's currently cool to make fun of, then wait until it hangs itself with the umbillical cord.

+/- You don't actually have to murder the baby yourself.

aw.:( I didn't like that one.

0r4ng3
11-08-2006, 11:38 AM
Give the fetus some weed because that stuff can totally kill.

Edit: *points to user title*

JoY
11-08-2006, 11:40 AM
har har har.
don't make me shoot the medical information at you, speaking of killing.

Lizardus
11-08-2006, 12:28 PM
A flamethrower.

Jakebert
11-08-2006, 01:07 PM
Firecracker abortions.

HeadAroundU
11-08-2006, 01:22 PM
Share your crative ideas for fun abortions!
Ok, honey.

Anal abortion.
Roasted legs of couch with abortion puree.
Abortioned curtains with ketchup.

offspring dude
11-08-2006, 01:31 PM
ok this is really sick but it just came to my mind:

u could stick a centimeter thick long needle up ur ass and then break the anus wall until ur reach the fetus, push hard until the needle goes staright into the fetus' head killing it instantly, get the needle out and eat any of the little bits of brain left that were left on it, and then when u die from anal internal bleeding, the doctors will pull the fetus out of your vagina

HeadAroundU
11-08-2006, 01:36 PM
You'll pay royalties for my anal idea.