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BadassOffSpring
11-09-2006, 05:07 PM
Hiya Offspring fans. I hope I can fit in here. I first heard the Offspring when I was little. My older sister always listened to Pretty Fly and The Kids Aren't Alright. Personally, I think the band has come a long way. They've been here for a very long time! So, eh...right. Introductions. My name's..well..not important. But! You can just call me Lana. I'm 15, and live in the middle of Tennessee. The problem? Surrounded by a bunch of religious people that don't take kindly to the Offspring's type of music. But, I could really care less! ...No, I'm not emo. You just become insane after periods of staring at walls... Not going there. I took an oreo cookie test and it said, 'You should stay away from cute, fluffy animals and seek metical help immediately.' ..Eheh..Yeah, I'm pretty insane, but sane enough to talk to you people!:D

Endymion
11-09-2006, 05:08 PM
tits or gtfo

ninthlayer
11-09-2006, 05:30 PM
gash or gtfo

JohnnyNemesis
11-09-2006, 06:18 PM
I took an oreo cookie test and it said, 'You should stay away from cute, fluffy animals and seek metical help immediately.'

You're not funny.

wheelchairman
11-09-2006, 06:27 PM
Oh she's 15. We all thought randomness was the peak of humor at 15. It's awful, and ironically enough, randomly predictable. But no reason to snap.

ninthlayer
11-09-2006, 06:28 PM
Over an hour and no tits or gash, deliver or gtfo.

JohnnyNemesis
11-09-2006, 06:33 PM
Oh she's 15. We all thought randomness was the peak of humor at 15. It's awful, and ironically enough, randomly predictable. But no reason to snap.

Fair enough. But still, grr.

HornyPope
11-09-2006, 09:46 PM
Over an hour and no tits or gash, deliver or gtfo.


Ya srsly, most females are absolutly worthless unless a) they're smart b)they're naked. And this one evidently isn't smart.

Italia311
11-09-2006, 09:58 PM
tits or gtfo

LOL..........

Stranger With Candy
11-09-2006, 10:09 PM
i think she got a relly original name.