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Idiot
11-11-2006, 08:35 AM
Here's the sort of thing me and my mate Shaun get up to when we're bored..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpnjAJFQbs

:cool:

Sin Studly
11-11-2006, 08:46 AM
You're fucking lame.

Autonomist
11-11-2006, 08:47 AM
Disagree. That was alright.

Sin Studly
11-11-2006, 08:48 AM
You're fucking lame too.

mrconeman
11-11-2006, 09:07 AM
"You bloody bastard!"
That bit was good.

Idiot
11-11-2006, 09:09 AM
Yeah I found that the most amusing, she didn't even realise I had recorded it til she saw us watching the video on the computer a few minutes later.

wheelchairman
11-11-2006, 09:17 AM
You know what this reminds me of?
Pansy Jackass (http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4174)

HeadAroundU
11-11-2006, 09:51 AM
I often happen to scary my mom just by walking into kitchen. She is so into it.

Jojan
11-11-2006, 10:18 AM
I scared my mom: http://www.qinetiq.nl/entry/1041/de_ballen

HeadAroundU
11-11-2006, 10:29 AM
Make boobs as well, jojan.

Idiot
11-11-2006, 11:01 AM
Hahaha, I loved it, Joe. Hysteric. Especially when your mom cried out. The fright was tangible, man, I burst out laughing after my heart had skipped a beat.

Gonna do another one soon, she's so easily frightened these days.

Idiot
11-11-2006, 01:23 PM
Oh that sucks a little. I'm not really close to anyone in my family, everyone else is close to someone else, except me, strange.

- -Lauren- -
11-11-2006, 02:45 PM
It was funny, however the video quality was horrible. Maybe next time don't move it around uselessly so the people watching don't get lost.

Idiot
11-11-2006, 05:09 PM
Well firstly it was done on a 50 [$95] phone, so wouldn't expect great quality.
And secondly, it wasn't intended to be done and put on the internet as didn't expect it to work out so well as didn't even know my mum was in the kitchen.

Paint_It_Black
11-11-2006, 08:10 PM
I scared my mom: http://www.qinetiq.nl/entry/1041/de_ballen

Holy fuck that's amazing. Is that fucking real? It looks fucking real. What the fucking fuck. Fuck.

0r4ng3
11-11-2006, 08:14 PM
AUGH WHY DID i CLICK ON THAT LINK MY EYES HOW THEY BURN

So, yeah.

Paint_It_Black
11-11-2006, 08:28 PM
Wasn't it awesome though? I mean, in a "now I need years of therapy" kind of way?

WebDudette
11-11-2006, 08:31 PM
Uhh, well umm wow...

mrconeman
11-11-2006, 08:31 PM
Wasn't it awesome though? I mean, in a "now I need years of therapy" kind of way?

I just laughed out loud, very loud, at this, it's 4:30 in the morning.
pwn'd.

Paint_It_Black
11-11-2006, 08:36 PM
Hey Idiot, film your mum watching this: http://www.qinetiq.nl/entry/1041/de_ballen

0r4ng3
11-11-2006, 08:45 PM
Wasn't it awesome though? I mean, in a "now I need years of therapy" kind of way?
I only saw a couple of seconds before frantically pressing alt+f4. I've pretty much erased it from my memory, so--

OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED IT AGAIN MAKE IT STOP

- -Lauren- -
11-11-2006, 08:52 PM
I watched 2 seconds of that. I saw cutting of what looked like a finger, and then exited out. I didn't want to watch that.

0r4ng3
11-11-2006, 08:53 PM
I can assure you that was no finger.

- -Lauren- -
11-11-2006, 08:57 PM
Then reason being, I will not click on it again. I didn't get a good original look at it to see what it was, I guess I thought I saw a hand cutting a finger of another hand. Huh. Oh well.

Jebus
11-11-2006, 09:01 PM
The best part was when the testicles popped out.

- -Lauren- -
11-11-2006, 09:02 PM
NOW I know what it was. Huh. And I can assure you now, I'm pretty glad I didn't get that first look clearly.

Idiot
11-12-2006, 01:44 AM
Hey Idiot, film your mum watching this: http://www.qinetiq.nl/entry/1041/de_ballen

I'll add to that to my 'to do' list this week.

Paint_It_Black
11-12-2006, 03:51 AM
The best part was when the testicles popped out.

I love you for watching the whole thing, unlike the rest of these pussies.

Llamas
11-12-2006, 03:56 AM
I watched a few seconds. I saw a knife on a penis and then strings around balls. That was fucking SICK! I hate you, PIB. :(

Paint_It_Black
11-12-2006, 03:58 AM
What? Jojan posted it, not me. I think he might star in it too.

I want Bella to watch it and give me her medical opinion.

Llamas
11-12-2006, 03:59 AM
you linked us to it in this thread. :( A-hole.

Paint_It_Black
11-12-2006, 04:03 AM
Jojan linked to it in this thread. I just repeated it.

Llamas
11-12-2006, 04:05 AM
Oh, I don't often read his posts. Plus it was your posting of it that made me read it. So you're still a horrible person. :(

Emanem
11-12-2006, 05:18 AM
WTF??

Pain Olympycks...
Damn...

Ill just dd that to my "Not To Do, Ever, Seriouslly, Not Even When Im Drunk, Really Drunk, Near Alcoholical Coma" list

Btw, in your opinion, who won?
Entry 1 or entry 2?

I kinda think they should both be killed, but who should have the most brutal death?

Little_Miss_1565
11-12-2006, 07:05 AM
OH MY GOD

HOW DOES CUTTING OFF YOUR JUNK ON CAMERA DO ANYTHING POSITIVE. [PS yes I watched the whole thing. BME people are insane.]

No more boning. Seriously. And a lifetime of testosterone replacement therapy. And no more boning! If he wants to get his rocks off now, he's going to have to shove things up his ass.

And Idiot, I was going to ask you if you had filmed that on your phone. Don't do that in the future. :P ;)

Sin Studly
11-12-2006, 07:34 AM
I watched it, it was meh.

Lodat225
11-12-2006, 07:35 AM
I scared my mom: http://www.qinetiq.nl/entry/1041/de_ballen

What the hell?! Was that a fucking penis?!!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-12-2006, 07:59 AM
Idiot's thing was alright. The penis thing made me pull out my corneas with a fork.

offspring dude
11-12-2006, 08:12 AM
Idiot's one was quite funny, and i cant watch the other one for some reason, i can only hear some shitty music playing in the background:( penis being cut off sounds like something fun to watch:)

Lodat225
11-12-2006, 08:17 AM
How is watching someone's penis being cut off "fun to watch"?

Paint_It_Black
11-12-2006, 08:19 AM
Surely you mean how could it not be?

Nina
11-12-2006, 08:24 AM
Can anyone explain to me why someone cut his penis off?

wheelchairman
11-12-2006, 08:28 AM
Well I saw the first second. Realized what it was, and then closed the window. I am not scarred for life. God you people are so stupid. :(

Mr Hands still wins.

Can someone explain to me why this man cut off his junk? Please. I need to know. The thought makes me feel bad. :(

Paint_It_Black
11-12-2006, 08:29 AM
Watch it before deciding if Mr Hands still wins.

You know, the question of "why" had honestly never occurred to me. This is the internet.

wheelchairman
11-12-2006, 08:30 AM
Can anyone explain to me why someone cut his penis off?

Yes, that is what I want to know.

PIB, mr hands is win because *I* can still watch it.

Jebus
11-12-2006, 08:37 AM
Can anyone explain to me why someone cut his penis off?
Sexual pleasure. He's most likely a masochist.

JoY
11-12-2006, 08:41 AM
I scared my mom: http://www.qinetiq.nl/entry/1041/de_ballen

why do these sites always have to be Dutch?

after I saw that guy bring an ax out, I stopped watching. seeeriously. whoa.



I want Bella to watch it and give me her medical opinion.

you sick fuck. you knew I wasn't going to watch that out.

wheelchairman
11-12-2006, 08:43 AM
I was wondering if this had more of a background story to it. This video. This guy. Why?

He might be a masochist but that is rather....permanent. There must be more jebus.

Paint_It_Black
11-12-2006, 08:44 AM
There must be more jebus.

That's what she said.

the_GoDdEsS
11-12-2006, 08:49 AM
It's BME. An ugly extreme. That kinda explains it.

icklebabygremlin
11-12-2006, 05:05 PM
haha that was really funny

H1T_That
11-13-2006, 10:00 AM
The dick looks kinda fake.

Jojan really stole some thunder here...

Paint_It_Black
11-13-2006, 10:02 AM
Jojan really stole some thunder here...

The blame should probably go to me. Or credit, depending how you look at it.

offspring dude
11-13-2006, 10:07 AM
How is watching someone's penis being cut off "fun to watch"?

ever heard of mild sarcasm??

H1T_That
11-13-2006, 10:10 AM
The blame should probably go to me. Or credit, depending how you look at it.

Credit, i wouldn't have looked at it, then i saw your initial response.

Idiot
11-13-2006, 10:45 AM
Jojan really stole some thunder here...

I'm honestly not bothered ;)

Emanem
11-13-2006, 10:58 AM
I tryed to see it again, and I decided that it is better is I told what I saw to no one.
If I saw some psykiatrick help and told them 'bout this they´d probably send me to the happy hotel again...
NOOOOOOEZ

Grabbal
11-28-2006, 03:01 AM
Awerage!!!!!