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SkunkIt
11-14-2006, 08:52 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, post your Jesus!


http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tetris_jesus.gif

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11657.jpg

http://www.jesuspresley.com/smokingjesus.gif

http://aklemai.com/albums/july_jesuslol/jesus_oops_lol.jpg

http://www.thegodsquad.com/cgi-local/shop.pl/page=products.htm

Human
11-14-2006, 08:55 PM
do these people take this seriously or is this just a joke?

0r4ng3
11-14-2006, 09:00 PM
http://www.jinx.com/images/products/343bgBlack.jpg. .

Llamas
11-14-2006, 09:09 PM
This thread was really not that funny (minus the tetris) until I clicked on the link at the bottom of the first post. I totally want a stuffed jesus.

Also, some general comments about the stuffed Jesus:

1. I doubt "you are my sunshine" was written when jesus was around. duh.
2. I'm sure jesus wears a symbol of his own terrible death on his neck.
3. I'm sure jesus prays to himself.
4. LOL you can undress jesus!
5. Jesus is metro cause he likes you to comb his hair

XYlophonetreeZ
11-14-2006, 09:09 PM
http://loljesus.com/submissions/jesus_brb.jpg

Jebus
11-14-2006, 09:10 PM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/8/3/083f76c31841297f457aa49d815cd7c9.gif

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/1/a/31a66f84ac5bdcd8fe6b415bbd8c40fa.jpg

EDIT: yes, I stole them from ytmnd
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/7/f/a7f1ecffacdbce78aa4a33df66a9337a.gif

Llamas
11-14-2006, 09:14 PM
I went to the site that photo is from. HILARIOUS.

EDIT: xyz's photo.

Professor Chaos
11-14-2006, 09:15 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a301/fgsfds/1147610534925.gif

0r4ng3
11-14-2006, 09:20 PM
http://www.sc0rian.com/jes/Jesus%20in%20the%20Matrix.jpg

sk8ter-hater
11-14-2006, 09:20 PM
If Jesus truly made it to the bottom of the tetris, I believe all blocks would cease to exist.

Human
11-14-2006, 09:22 PM
http://static.flickr.com/16/20330606_89272e2b64_m.jpg

http://www.tru7h.org/files/images/jokes/whackamole.jpg

All About Eve
11-14-2006, 09:23 PM
Omg Jebus. The FF Jesus? <33333333

http://jesusrespawn.ytmnd.com/

My friend actually made this one.

Rag Doll
11-14-2006, 09:46 PM
my favorite use of the image Adriann posted:

start your day the holy way!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/tragicxromantic/christ-chex-box.jpg

0r4ng3
11-14-2006, 09:47 PM
Does that come with the free Crouton-O-Christ? A Jeez-It?

Rag Doll
11-14-2006, 09:48 PM
Does that come with the free Crouton-O-Christ? A Jeez-It?

no, but there's a miracle in every box!

XYlophonetreeZ
11-14-2006, 09:59 PM
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/snick.jpg

Not Ozymandias
11-14-2006, 10:11 PM
http://i9.tinypic.com/2qsotug.gif

JohnnyNemesis
11-14-2006, 11:53 PM
Not Ozy wins on pure shock value alone. Holy shit! (lol)

SkunkIt
11-15-2006, 02:43 AM
I borrowed this link from a member who never posts here:

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

wheelchairman
11-15-2006, 03:22 AM
http://loljesus.com/submissions/loljesus_fetus.jpg

abortion jokes never get old.
Until Jesse starts with them.

Tizzalicious
11-15-2006, 03:40 AM
Haha, I loved Ozy's, Per's and the one with "brb".

el_monkey
11-15-2006, 04:13 AM
http://members.boards.ie/chad_ghostal/bjushes.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b400/skixxle/jesusLOL.png
http://aklemai.com/albums/july_jesuslol/my_jeezy.jpg

mrconeman
11-15-2006, 05:03 AM
http://www.graphittidesigns.com/shop/files/images_backup/Gotchrist.jpg

Stranger With Candy
11-15-2006, 07:52 AM
http://i15.tinypic.com/44ukuh1.jpg

http://i15.tinypic.com/478ohp5.jpg

http://i15.tinypic.com/4cmpyyh.jpg

darea
11-15-2006, 09:55 AM
http://www.liberator.net/humor/Jesus/J.jpg

http://www.liberator.net/humor/Jesus/W.jpg

darea
11-15-2006, 09:59 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/jesus_and_devil.jpg

no_way
11-15-2006, 10:03 AM
I laughed very much at some of them. I can't remember right now, I think orange, not ozy, and Xxylowhatever. LOL

Paint_It_Black
11-15-2006, 10:09 AM
http://www.liberator.net/humor/Jesus/J.jpg


Well that's just fucking offensive. You make me sick.

HeadAroundU
11-15-2006, 10:18 AM
I'll make you lick my shoes if you think that god is black.

Well that's just fucking offensive. You make me sick.
Your username is fuckin' offensive.

Paint_It_Black
11-15-2006, 10:20 AM
I wish we could prove that God is black. Suddenly the entire bible belt would go atheist.


Your username is fuckin' offensive.

Shut up, mutant-face. Oh, the good old days.

Llamas
11-15-2006, 10:25 AM
*tangent*
some guy who was fluent in hebrew once told me that in the original hebrew bible, the description of Jesus was rather impossible to translate at the time that the bible was translated. Now that translation skills have improved drastically, it's supposedly been proven that the original Hebrew bible most accurately described Jesus as the "daughter of God".

Paint_It_Black
11-15-2006, 10:27 AM
Makes sense actually. Jesus wasn't a fucking liberal hippy faggot, he was just a woman.

T-6005
11-15-2006, 10:36 AM
Makes sense actually. Jesus wasn't a fucking liberal hippy faggot, he was just a woman.
It also explains being surrounded by 12 men at all times.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2006, 10:59 AM
Actually, Jesus was black IRL. People just would never admit it.

Llamas
11-15-2006, 11:04 AM
I think Jesus was a black woman. S*He was also ambidigital.

*EDIT:

Paint_It_Black
11-15-2006, 11:11 AM
Actually, JohnnyNemesis was black IRL. He just would never admit it.

Fixed it for you.

JohnnyNemesis
11-15-2006, 11:41 AM
u = winz.

fag.