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sKratch
11-15-2006, 11:39 PM
The tragedy:
I sliced into my finger with a pair of scissors. Ow.
The irony:
It was while I was rolling the joint.

Discuss.

Mota Boy
11-16-2006, 12:50 AM
The solution:
Duh.

Amiralanal
11-16-2006, 12:53 AM
The tragedy:
I sliced into my finger with a pair of scissors. Ow.
The irony:
It was while I was rolling the joint.

Discuss.


why do you need scissors to roll a joint?

HeadAroundU
11-16-2006, 09:24 AM
The solution:
Smoke till you don't feel the pain.

HornyPope
11-16-2006, 09:48 AM
You need scissors to grind.

offspring dude
11-16-2006, 10:32 AM
Having a grinder would be handy... If you have some spare time, post some pictures! me like gory stuff (though it will not be bleeding or anything obviously)

Bazza
11-16-2006, 11:11 AM
You like gory stuff?

I posted this when i did it, two years ago, but hay here it is again:

http://www.photodump.com/direct/bazza/DSCI0004-T.jpg (http://www.photodump.com/viewer/bazza/DSCI0004.html)

sKratch
11-16-2006, 11:13 AM
I had made a filter from an index card but it was too long so I had to cut part of it off. I don't use a grinder, I treat it with my hands. Grinders are expensive, plus I like the way my fingers smell after breaking the bud up.

It's obviously not bleeding any more because it was more than 12 hours ago, but it looks pretty nasty. I guess I haven't really had any sort of serious cut in a long time.

Post script:
By the time I made this thread, the proposed solution had already been enacted.

Tired_Of_You
11-16-2006, 11:29 AM
yay! http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/2561/doigt8gx.jpg

Stranger With Candy
11-16-2006, 11:32 AM
The tragedy:
I sliced into my finger with a pair of scissors. Ow.
The irony:
It was while I was rolling the joint.

Discuss.

that is Gods way of telling you "dont do drugs."

T-6005
11-16-2006, 11:51 AM
that is Gods way of telling you "dont do drugs."
Nah, that'll be something obvious.

Mota Boy
11-16-2006, 01:30 PM
No, it was God's way of telling him "Don't use scissors".

sKratch
11-16-2006, 02:38 PM
Yeah I'm gonna stay away from those bitches for a while...

Kristi920
11-16-2006, 04:24 PM
How did you roll the joint with scissors in your hand? :confused:

sKratch
11-16-2006, 08:19 PM
I had made a filter from an index card but it was too long so I had to cut part of it off.

Um, I didn't.

calichix
11-16-2006, 08:26 PM
take a picture of it. nude.

Endymion
11-16-2006, 09:42 PM
with a goofy mask.

FrancoDaHui
11-16-2006, 09:56 PM
take a picture of it. nude.


with a goofy mask.

now those are great ideas xDXDXDXD

Endymion
11-16-2006, 10:29 PM
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/df/Goofytime.jpg
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/dc/Goofytime.gif

sKratch
11-16-2006, 11:44 PM
My camera broke so I pulled out the old webcam. I was naked when I took these pictures:
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/camwhore/owfinger.jpg
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/camwhore/owfinger2.jpg

calichix
11-16-2006, 11:59 PM
tis but a flesh wound.

Mota Boy
11-17-2006, 02:35 AM
2.4/10
http://www.hbspc.com/images/hbs-main-bg-clear.gif

sKratch
11-17-2006, 01:27 PM
You can't really tell what it looks like due to the awesomeness of the camera. It's really not gruesome at all, but it's a decent cut.

JohnnyNemesis
11-17-2006, 01:28 PM
Needs more fag.

All About Eve
11-17-2006, 01:33 PM
yay! *nasty pic*

Meat slicer?

Tired_Of_You
11-17-2006, 01:39 PM
Exactly. 5 stitches and I haaaate blood.

h8tehmeetslicer

sKratch
11-17-2006, 02:01 PM
Needs more fag.

lolz now that you're here it's taken care of!! FAG!

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-17-2006, 07:32 PM
Is anyone else having trouble with what the title of this thread's supposed to say? I'm thinking Professor Frink.

0r4ng3
11-17-2006, 09:32 PM
It's supposed to be "oy vey" which I think is Jew-speak for "Oh my god".

JohnnyNemesis
11-18-2006, 02:31 AM
lolz now that you're here it's taken care of!! FAG!

That's not what* you said last night when I was plowing you, holler!



























*all that