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RonWelty
11-20-2006, 04:17 AM
http://www.gringobandito.com/
http://www.ocweekly.com/food/feature-review/a-fiesta-in-your-mouth/26209/

RonWelty
11-20-2006, 04:18 AM
i can ´t stop laughing LOOOL

Dexter_H
11-20-2006, 05:22 AM
Oh man Dexter is the king.

RonWelty
11-20-2006, 05:30 AM
sure he is :D

Tijs
11-20-2006, 05:54 AM
Oh man that's awesome. How'd found it?

I'm actually thinking of ordering this poster:
http://www.merch.com/images/gb1.ps.001.jpg.jpg

Ha, the photo gallery is awesome. And the website is also build by Liberation Media.

RonWelty
11-20-2006, 06:01 AM
Oh man that's awesome. How'd found it?

I'm actually thinking of ordering this poster:
http://www.merch.com/images/gb1.ps.001.jpg.jpg

Ha, the photo gallery is awesome. And the website is also build by Liberation Media.

i´m ordering the black t-shirt ... lol i do extensive search on the internet about the OFfspring´s stuff ..

Amiralanal
11-20-2006, 06:06 AM
the recipe-section made me hungry

Dexter_H
11-20-2006, 06:07 AM
Are you's too soft to get some gringo? I'm gonna get a couple of 10oz bottles and the poster.

http://gringobandito.com/photos/large/10-podium.jpg

Amiralanal
11-20-2006, 06:10 AM
whats the deal with hot sauce?
arent you just supposed to add small amounts in cooking and stuff, or do you pour it on the food?

nightvision
11-20-2006, 06:14 AM
I just ordered 2 bottles.

nightvision
11-20-2006, 06:17 AM
whats the deal with hot sauce?
arent you just supposed to add small amounts in cooking and stuff, or do you pour it on the food?

I use hot sauce on pizza, tacos, hamburgers, eggs... Even macaronies.

Dexter_H
11-20-2006, 06:20 AM
Or you can be hard like the guy in the review and drink it straight.

nightvision
11-20-2006, 06:24 AM
Or you can be hard like the guy in the review and drink it straight.

That reminds me of when I drank shots of vodka+tabasco (about 50/50) at a party last summer, I enjoyed the taste but it made me feel a bit funny.

Hypodermic_89
11-20-2006, 06:25 AM
Frikkin' awesome. Gotta get me some of that ;)

Jojan
11-20-2006, 06:38 AM
GIF ME PLZ

Made from Vinegar, Water, Habanero Peppers, Jalapeño Peppers, Red Japanese Chili Peppers, More Peppers, Salt, Mojo, Spices, and Xanthan Gum.

Stranger With Candy
11-20-2006, 06:52 AM
ill by a bottle of Gringo Bandito Hot Sauce 10 oz and a poster.

rlplaymaker
11-20-2006, 06:59 AM
If its good enough for Fat Mike, its good enough for me. I just ordered a bottle.....lol dudes, now we know what took the album such a long time, the band was constantly on the shitter after eating this new hot sauce. VIVA GRINGO

Hypodermic_89
11-20-2006, 07:03 AM
I wonder if the new album will have a Mexicana theme..? :D

offspring_freak_3
11-20-2006, 07:05 AM
ohhh i'm gonna buy some :D

DexterWannabe
11-20-2006, 08:21 AM
I just ordered 2 bottles.

is the price... how do you say it? in swedish, överenskommligt?

Camilamazed
11-20-2006, 09:27 AM
Great I CANNOT buy a t-shirt and bottons.

:(

Amiralanal
11-20-2006, 09:36 AM
That reminds me of when I drank shots of vodka+tabasco (about 50/50) at a party last summer, I enjoyed the taste but it made me feel a bit funny.


i tried vodka/tabsco too. fuck i didnt feel good the day after.
i also tried vodka/syrup and vodka/thai redbull

Peedr
11-20-2006, 10:19 AM
Haha, I always knew Dexter likes Mexico..... Demons (A Mexican Fiesta), the whole theme of Ixnay On The Hombre and now Gringo Bandito...

Emily_offspring_fan
11-20-2006, 12:03 PM
Wow. That's great, Dexter rocks! That's really funny. All the web page is full of that Dexter's sense of humour (or whatever...i don't know how to say it). And Noodles' quote! ""Damn that shit is hot yo!" :p

Jizzy Jeff Punk Man
11-20-2006, 12:06 PM
Haha, I always knew Dexter likes Mexico..... Demons (A Mexican Fiesta), the whole theme of Ixnay On The Hombre and now Gringo Bandito...

Not to mention the keep 'em separated guy. I love the fact that it's pissing on Mexican culture. That's pretty punk.

nightvision
11-20-2006, 12:12 PM
is the price... how do you say it? in swedish, överenskommligt?

2 big bottles shipped to Sweden = $30. Not very cheap but I just couldn't resist :)

Got an e-mail now though saying that the hot sauce is out of stock and it'll take another 2-3 weeks before it's in stock again... Baaaahhh...

FOXMAN
11-20-2006, 12:29 PM
Oh! that's really cool and funny! Gringo Bandito... :rolleyes: and maybe a good title for the new album! :D

Bazza
11-20-2006, 12:42 PM
Get in!! Bought the poster and the small bottle of sauce, hope it doesn't take too long to get here...

RageAndLov
11-20-2006, 12:51 PM
Haha, I always knew Dexter likes Mexico..... Demons (A Mexican Fiesta), the whole theme of Ixnay On The Hombre and now Gringo Bandito...

not to mention that he sings in spanish in some songs..

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2006, 01:07 PM
Que loco gabacho. Nececito una botella en mi cocina. AHORITA.

"I've had alot of amazing things in my mouth and this is amazinger than just about everything."
Jason Blackball
Fucking hilarious.

RageAndLov
11-20-2006, 01:11 PM
soy una puta. eres tu, eres tu?

Venom Symbiote
11-20-2006, 01:32 PM
I...I...I'm dying.

I am without speech. :eek:

Like, we knew he was making the hotsauce, but this is fucking brilliant. Possibly the funniest Offspring-related thing in years.

Wow. Just...wow. Yes, that photo gallery is tha shiznit.

:cool: How can Dexter possibly get any cooler?

Oh, and for all you Mexicana ariba ariba Speedy Gonzalez's out there, what does "El Sabor Mas Sabroso" mean?

Also...

"Gringo Bandito drops more mad flavor than Flavor Flav."
The Aquabats

:D I am so in love with the Bat Commander. That fat, fat, silly man.

FrancoDaHui
11-20-2006, 01:58 PM
I wonder if the new album will have a Mexicana theme..? :D

actually the new album must be named MEXICANA and it should come with a bottle of gringo bandito :D

Venom Symbiote
11-20-2006, 02:00 PM
Dude, I'd be up for that. That's actually not a half-bad idea, if it's done sarcastically.

Like a kind of "fuck you, we're not going to write another Americana", and making fun of that. :p

FrancoDaHui
11-20-2006, 02:04 PM
Like a kind of "fuck you, we're not going to write another Americana", and making fun of that. :p

that's fucking right.....and with a bottle of gringo bandito

Bazza
11-20-2006, 02:07 PM
Damn, I should really stop these impulse buys...

Sinister
11-20-2006, 02:20 PM
Oh, and for all you Mexicana ariba ariba Speedy Gonzalez's out there, what does "El Sabor Mas Sabroso" mean?
I'm not Mexican but I did take a few Spanish courses. It means something like "The Tastier Taste".

Venom Symbiote
11-20-2006, 02:26 PM
Haha, it even has a rad slogan!

I love this stuff already.

Sinister
11-20-2006, 02:29 PM
I wish I could stand hot sauce :(

leo3375
11-20-2006, 02:31 PM
Oh dear lord…

This mixes two things I love: the Offspring and hot sauce! Even though I'm stuck in the Great White North doesn't mean I lack a high tolerance for all things spicy. What others in my family call "hot" is "mild" for my tastes.

Grabbal
11-20-2006, 02:34 PM
I just ordered 2 bottles.


HMM, Should I have just 1 or 2:confused:

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2006, 02:35 PM
Oh, and for all you Mexicana ariba ariba Speedy Gonzalez's out there, what does "El Sabor Mas Sabroso" mean?



Keeping some of the word play of the original Spanish, it's like saying "The tastiest taste," or maybe "the most flavorful flavor"

Bazza
11-20-2006, 02:35 PM
I only bought one, but something tells me it won't be enough...

WebDudette
11-20-2006, 02:39 PM
I got a bottle of salsa from relatives in Oklahoma, they said it was to hot for them. I practically drank it.

On topic, that is pretty awesome I would like to try it.

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2006, 02:39 PM
http://www.gringobandito.com/photos/large/03-drunkguys.jpg

GREG IS THE DEVIL!


Ahem.

Dear Dexter,

I have spent half my friggin' life on your forums, and a large portion of that time as a moderator. I am a young, hip music industry professional, and thus, as I'm sure you know, don't make much money. But that makes me a "tastemaker," right? You send me free hot sauce, yes? I am a tastemaker; I make taste. Please send me your tasty hot sauce.

Que pase buendia,
Miss 1565

Venom Symbiote
11-20-2006, 02:53 PM
I make taste. Please send me your tasty hot sauce.

Almost kinky.

In a totally non-sense-making way.

Gayman
11-20-2006, 03:13 PM
"Little People Dancing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDtHsl7Hgck
Don't blame us, blame Youtube."

This was one of the links on the link page on hotsauce web-site. :D Oh man, there's alot of funny stuff on that site.

Tijs
11-20-2006, 03:21 PM
Dear Dexter,

I have spent half my friggin' life on your forums, and a large portion of that time as a moderator. I am a young, hip music industry professional, and thus, as I'm sure you know, don't make much money. But that makes me a "tastemaker," right? You send me free hot sauce, yes? I am a tastemaker; I make taste. Please send me your tasty hot sauce.

Que pase buendia,
Miss 1565Two, send her two bottles. (You'll send me one, right? They don't ship to the Netherlands :()

Ninty Man
11-20-2006, 03:22 PM
I wonder if the new album will have a Mexicana theme..? :D

I demand that the album new name shall be Mexicana XD

WebDudette
11-20-2006, 03:25 PM
"This hot sauce is punk, even its initials are GBH."
Dave Reece

Haha, the recipes are fucking great.

RonWelty
11-20-2006, 03:52 PM
lolol i will try to find more cool things like this

78 Water
11-20-2006, 04:48 PM
That actually looks like an awesome poster.

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2006, 09:33 PM
Two, send her two bottles. (You'll send me one, right? They don't ship to the Netherlands :()

Sure, totally. But don't you think that if Dexter wanted you to have it, he'd ship to the Netherlands in the first place? ;)

But man, Gringo Bandito is a touch pricy. Rooster sauce is like 99 cents for a sizeable bottle, and the el cheapo salsa picante at the bodega is like $2.50 tops. Of course, I'm also po'.

T-6005
11-20-2006, 10:07 PM
One of the times I've felt rewarded upon checking GOD.

I hate hot sauce, but I find this idea amusing enough to be rewarding.

Rag Doll
11-20-2006, 10:10 PM
yeah, this is pretty amusing. i'm actually thinking of ordering it for my dad for christmas. he loves hot sauce and has like...a man-crush on the offspring. heh.

DexterWannabe
11-20-2006, 10:28 PM
i wished my localstore could take a few Gringo Bandito

nightvision
11-20-2006, 11:22 PM
i wished my localstore could take a few Gringo Bandito

Then you would certainly not get a reasonable price.

Hypodermic_89
11-21-2006, 01:19 AM
Then you would certainly not get a reasonable price.
Fyrtio spänn per flaska, för faaan!!

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
11-21-2006, 04:06 AM
http://www.merch.com/images/gb1.ps.001.jpg.jpg


Not sure if anybody has said this, but this should be the new album cover :rolleyes:

F@ BANKZ
11-21-2006, 04:58 AM
i'm not seeing it myself mate lol

edit: they're not likely to have this anywhere in england are they?

Venom Symbiote
11-21-2006, 01:23 PM
Not sure if anybody has said this, but this should be the new album cover :rolleyes:

Why the rolly-eye-smiley-thingie, huh? Huh?!

Sarcasm has no place in this thread, for it is mighty. MIGHTY, I say.

That won't be the album cover, but if it wasn't for the hot sauce business he's running, that pic with the name "Gringo Bandito" as the album title would be rad. Rad, dammit, rad.

Jizzy Jeff Punk Man
11-22-2006, 08:42 AM
I just hope Dexter doesn't show up on Emeril like Joe Perry from Aerosmith did with his hot sauce.

Grabbal
11-22-2006, 10:32 AM
Not sure if anybody has said this, but this should be the new album cover :rolleyes:

When I think about it it is actually pretty good.. :cool:

ZagmenO
11-25-2006, 05:37 PM
When did that stuff come out, anyway? And do they sell it at regular supermarkets?

Venom Symbiote
11-25-2006, 05:47 PM
Maybe in SoCal.

Nowhere else.

RonWelty
11-28-2006, 08:25 AM
http://ocmexfood.blogspot.com/2006/10/legend-of-gringo-bandito.html

dexter is becoming a business man ..one music company , one hot sauce company ...tomorrow ...THE WORLD ??? lol

AtomMasnyk
11-28-2006, 08:31 AM
http://ocmexfood.blogspot.com/2006/10/legend-of-gringo-bandito.html

dexter is becoming a business man ..one music company , one hot sauce company ...tomorrow ...THE WORLD ??? lol

And he hasnt failed either

RonWelty
11-28-2006, 08:54 AM
ya lol he is the new JOSE MOURINHO ( i hate him but ..)

German Andres
11-28-2006, 09:10 AM
Where did you get that? Its awesome material!