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noodlesfan
11-20-2006, 06:56 PM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d66/NickRaciti/MyDadisPwn3d.png
My father (Tony) doesn't understand the basic fundamentals of Limewire, and on every instance of ITunes running in our house (Including my younger brother's) his chubby nympho porn is visible. I'm sorry if it doesn't tickle your cock in the same way that it does for me, but I'm laughing my dick off.

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2006, 07:22 PM
Your father was Pwn3d the minute you were born, kid.

All About Eve
11-20-2006, 07:31 PM
Lolz Pwn3d

Sinister
11-20-2006, 07:32 PM
use that screenshot to blackmail him. or tell your mom about it straight away.

Llamas
11-20-2006, 07:35 PM
or ask questions. "hey, dad? is that movie you have on our computer REALLY christina aguilera??"

All About Eve
11-20-2006, 08:07 PM
Dude, your dad likes fat chicks.

0r4ng3
11-20-2006, 08:09 PM
And Indian group sex. Don't forget the Indian group sex.

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2006, 08:20 PM
Indian group sex...but fat underage girls. Maybe you should lend him some of your Goregasm videos, it'd be like father and son bonding.

Llamas
11-20-2006, 08:20 PM
and exploited teens.


I'm starting to understand why noodles fan is so fucked up now.

JohnnyNemesis
11-20-2006, 08:42 PM
I still say there's more shame in being responsible for noodlesfan's existence than in watching all that gross porn.

Little_Miss_1565
11-20-2006, 08:52 PM
Jolly good point, JN, I'm sure there's not enough fat naked teens in the world to erase that.

Llamas
11-20-2006, 09:13 PM
I still say there's more shame in being responsible for noodlesfan's existence than in watching all that gross porn.

I don't think there's shame, actually. I have a feeling noodles fan is his pride and joy.

All About Eve
11-20-2006, 11:40 PM
It's shameful whether he knows it or not.

Tizzalicious
11-20-2006, 11:47 PM
Why would you show everyone what porn your dad watches? He's your dad, have some respect for his privacy. So you and your brother can see, that doesn't mean you have to show the world.

the_GoDdEsS
11-20-2006, 11:51 PM
This is even lamer than lolz i scared my mum.

Llamas
11-21-2006, 12:04 AM
Why would you show everyone what porn your dad watches? He's your dad, have some respect for his privacy. So you and your brother can see, that doesn't mean you have to show the world.

his sense of humor is fucked up. but I will concede that it's not exactly privacy if his dad is that stupid about it. regardless, it's messed up that he thinks it's funny. I came across my step dad's search history and lolz? more like okay sick don't want to know.


This is even lamer than lolz i scared my mum.

the scared my mom thing was remotely funny/cute. this is just stupid.

Tizzalicious
11-21-2006, 12:11 AM
his sense of humor is fucked up. but I will concede that it's not exactly privacy if his dad is that stupid about it. regardless, it's messed up that he thinks it's funny. I came across my step dad's search history and lolz? more like okay sick don't want to know.





Well, his dad is stupid of course, but that doesn't mean it isn't respectless to just show everyone.

Llamas
11-21-2006, 12:14 AM
oh right, it's totally stupid and everything... I just wouldn't have called it privacy, I guess.

noodlesfan
11-21-2006, 02:07 AM
I still say there's more shame in being responsible for noodlesfan's existence than in watching all that gross porn.

You're just jelous that I'm so awesome, by the conservation of awesomeness in the universe, there's no awesomeness left for you.

Llamas
11-21-2006, 02:18 AM
it really doesn't work to write "is fucking stupid" under your user title, and then try to call yourself awesome.

SkunkIt
11-21-2006, 02:42 AM
You don't want to know the image I just got. *shrug*

JoY
11-21-2006, 03:37 AM
Why would you show everyone what porn your dad watches? He's your dad, have some respect for his privacy. So you and your brother can see, that doesn't mean you have to show the world.

YES, fully fucking agreed.

so your dad watches porn. he downloads it (holy shit), he watches it (holy shit), he jerks off to it (HOLY SHIT), but he doesn't understand technology to a level he gets that you can actually see the stuff he watches. he didn't want you to see it, but you saw it. shit happens. personally.. I'd be a bit embarrassed, having seen his private collection of porn. no, I'd probably be very embarrassed. you saw something you weren't supposed to see & instead of keeping such a thing to yourself, you tell it to the world.

a lot of people watch porn, but you don't want to even think about the possibility one of your parents does. their sexlife, sexual preferences & all that jazz... well, personally I wouldn't want to know any of that stuff, because it's private. I respect my parents, I respect their privacy, the idea of them having sex, or being sexually aroused frankly grosses me out & I don't want to be confronted with anything that has to do with their sexual behaviour. that's their business. I'm not against it, it's just ..private. it's something that they keep to themselves & I respect that, I'm happy about it even, & what the fuck? how can you shamelessly post a screenshot of your father's porn collection?

I'm feeling place-replacing embarrassment for you having seen something you weren't supposed to see AND place-replacing shame for you having posted it on a public messageboard right the fuck now.

Jakebert
11-21-2006, 03:37 AM
You're just jelous that I'm so awesome, by the conservation of awesomeness in the universe, there's no awesomeness left for you.

So "awesome" means "stupid, obnoxious moron who tries way too hard to be funny and fails every single time" now?

ninthlayer
11-21-2006, 03:48 AM
This shit was definitely not worth editting my ignore list, g-fucking-g.

the_GoDdEsS
11-21-2006, 03:55 AM
noodlesfan is probably just a neglected child.

JoY
11-21-2006, 03:56 AM
oh right, it's totally stupid and everything... I just wouldn't have called it privacy, I guess.

hell yes, it has to do with privacy. what you do (& watch) to get sexual satisfaction & what you do with your genitals in your spare time you consider private, right? sex, masturbation, all that stuff... is private to you, right? maybe you don't see it the same way & maybe you'd fondle & french your boyfriend in public transportation, or rub the pink pearl in the middle of a cinema, but to most people it's something for no one else to see. something personal & private. reproductive organs aren't called "private parts" for nothing.

I once walked in on my brother jerking off. he didn't notice it, it's none of my business, so I quietly walked out again & acted like nothing had happened. he still doesn't know I ever saw him masturbate & why would he? & why would I tell him? it's embarrassing for him. not the fact he apparently enjoys his penis, but the fact I saw him enjoying teh penis. because it's private, none of my business & I wasn't supposed to see it.

in this case.. we're talking about someone's DAD. the one who married your mom (optionally, of course), the one who created you, the one you share half of your genetics with, the one who gave you a name, the one who raised you from a whiny worm to a little human being to an actual person... respect is in order, yes.

Jakebert
11-21-2006, 04:02 AM
or rub the pink pearl in the middle of a cinema.

*gigglez*.

But really, I don't expect much better than this from noodlesfan. 99% of his posts are same lame jr. high sex joke, and he wants people to think he looks at gore porn. I really don't see much intelligence/decency there.

JoY
11-21-2006, 04:15 AM
him being a total tool doesn't justify the fact he's a total tool. I don't care if he's careless, indifferent, idiotic, respectless, moronic & retarded, it doesn't make it right. not this & not any other post he makes. expectations are irrelevant. people have a choice when it comes to living up to expectations.

Little_Miss_1565
11-21-2006, 05:08 AM
him being a total tool doesn't justify the fact he's a total tool. I don't care if he's careless, indifferent, idiotic, respectless, moronic & retarded, it doesn't make it right. not this & not any other post he makes. expectations are irrelevant. people have a choice when it comes to living up to expectations.

Right, and time and time again, Noodlesfan has chosesn to be an ass. Don't tell me you're surprised.


Well, his dad is stupid of course, but that doesn't mean it isn't respectless to just show everyone.

Absolutely, true, but consider the source.

JoY
11-21-2006, 05:36 AM
I never said I was surprised.

Paint_It_Black
11-21-2006, 07:06 AM
the scared my mom thing was remotely funny/cute.

Like you!


or ask questions. "hey, dad? is that movie you have on our computer REALLY christina aguilera??"

I second this one.

Grabbal
11-21-2006, 07:56 AM
Your father would be dissopointed in you that you made fun of him like this..

JohnnyNemesis
11-21-2006, 09:04 AM
You're just jelous that I'm so awesome, by the conservation of awesomeness in the universe, there's no awesomeness left for you.

No one likes you.

H1T_That
11-21-2006, 11:46 AM
I'm sure there's not enough fat naked teens in the world to erase that.

You've obviously never been to England.

HeadAroundU
11-21-2006, 12:02 PM
lolol, I love this thread.

Pink pearl is teh clitoris? Awesome.

Grabbal
11-21-2006, 02:22 PM
Did anyone think about that it could be the thread starter just making something up??

I have no idea if its true or fake, you decide :cool:

Jakebert
11-21-2006, 02:42 PM
him being a total tool doesn't justify the fact he's a total tool. I don't care if he's careless, indifferent, idiotic, respectless, moronic & retarded, it doesn't make it right. not this & not any other post he makes. expectations are irrelevant. people have a choice when it comes to living up to expectations.

I wasn't saying it was okay, I was just saying that the overall stupidity and everything doesn't surprise me. I just don't think dwelling on it and arguing with him about it has any real point to it because we're giving him the attention he wants in doing so. He's like a 5 year old, he doesn't care if he's being yelled at or praised as long as you're looking at him.

78 Water
11-21-2006, 04:20 PM
That would be funny if your father was a member of the BBS.

Twinkle
11-21-2006, 07:52 PM
Oh! I have a great story about discovering my father's porn. Although it required a bit more cleverness on my part. So OnDemand has this feature of saved programs, which I used to find my movie I had been watching, and just happened to notice this "Pussycat Girls" video. My sister was in the room with me and suggested we watch to see if we could catch Dear Old Dad in the act. Sure enough, it was porn, although more along the lines of school of porn. As in teaching by doing. Right, so my sister and I had caught him redhanded and decided to toy with the info, dropping hints here in there to let him know we knew. To this day, he still justs smiles and denies it. Right, so I pwned my father.

noodlesfan
11-21-2006, 09:01 PM
But you didn't screenshot it and put it online, so no pwn.

Llamas
11-21-2006, 09:04 PM
how is screenshotting it and putting it online so a bunch of people you and he don't know can tell you how stupid you are more of a pwn than dropping hints and embarassing him?

Rag Doll
11-21-2006, 09:05 PM
Oh! I have a great story about discovering my father's porn. Although it required a bit more cleverness on my part. So OnDemand has this feature of saved programs, which I used to find my movie I had been watching, and just happened to notice this "Pussycat Girls" video. My sister was in the room with me and suggested we watch to see if we could catch Dear Old Dad in the act. Sure enough, it was porn, although more along the lines of school of porn. As in teaching by doing. Right, so my sister and I had caught him redhanded and decided to toy with the info, dropping hints here in there to let him know we knew. To this day, he still justs smiles and denies it. Right, so I pwned my father.

Am I the only person that was a little creeped out by this?

Llamas
11-21-2006, 09:21 PM
No, you most certainly weren't.

Jakebert
11-22-2006, 08:29 AM
I don't get that post at all. They read the thread, and saw that our reactions to it weren't positive, yet they still post that equally lame story. WTF?

HeadAroundU
11-22-2006, 01:40 PM
Gotta be careful with my porn gallery. 1 dun vont 2 b pwn3d.

TheUnholyNightbringer
11-22-2006, 03:48 PM
I just find it funny that NOODLESFAN is making fun of someone for their taste in porn.

Noodlesfan, grow the fuck up.

Twinkle
11-22-2006, 05:49 PM
Oh hey guys, sorry if you're creeped out. I didn't mean the story to be creepy. I was actually really funny at the time, but you had to have been there. And by the way, I don't really care if my comments receive positive or negative feedback because I actually posted something relevant to the topic. If you want to criticize that, go right ahead.

0r4ng3
11-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Oh, fuck you, noodlesfan. I clicked on this thread and walked out of the room before it loaded. I come back and that's on the screen. Great. What if someone else walked in?

Did I mention "fuck you"?

Edit: Good, it's been delorted. Uhm, I mean deleted.

DeAtHsTaR
11-22-2006, 06:14 PM
Fuck you, Noodlesfan, reported to admin.

Izie
11-22-2006, 07:39 PM
I still fail to realize:

a) what is so wrong about someone watching porn?
b) how much of a retarded idiot do you have to be to post something like this?
c) why noodlesfan hasn't killed himself yet.

No, wait, I take the c) back. He's too retarded to realize he's retarded. He probably even thinks he's smart. Jesus.

And I entirely support Johnny's posts in this thread. *nods* And I agree with Sam. :(