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MindlessSelfIndulgent
11-23-2006, 05:31 AM
I'm doing a design project. Aaaand, for that I need to know some alternative ways to die. Painful and slow ones, quick ones and just creative ones. Name them.

For alternatives to the Lethal Injection and the Electric Chair.

GreenTerror
11-23-2006, 05:48 AM
Gas Chamber?

MindlessSelfIndulgent
11-23-2006, 05:52 AM
They still use that.

More like maybe a Guillotine. Stuff like that.

GreenTerror
11-23-2006, 06:04 AM
Ahh, I thought so but I wasn't completely sure.

What about burning, like they did with the witches?
Oooh, and how about drowning them? Like tie something heavy to them and throw them in some random deep large body of water...

Sinister
11-23-2006, 06:12 AM
Force-feeding them their own body from the toes up.

Amiralanal
11-23-2006, 07:02 AM
choking on dick.

0r4ng3
11-23-2006, 07:14 AM
Covering them with paper cuts until they bleed to death.

Wait, can you bleed from paper cuts?

T-6005
11-23-2006, 07:57 AM
Hanging, obviously.

Bazza
11-23-2006, 08:26 AM
Was it just me, or did anyone else think that this thread was called "Alternative ways to diet"?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
11-23-2006, 08:50 AM
Four cars, tied to each of your limbs. Then, the vehicles would drive at full speed away from you.
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Actually, the worst thing that could possibly happen is if some old bald guy raped you and then ate you alive.

Duskygrin
11-23-2006, 09:36 AM
Hmm. What could be painful... would be if someone drilled with some metallic rivet through your anus... then on this improvised spit he'd roast you alive.

But flogging & flaying must be harsh torture as well. Or be run over by a vehicle, or compressed in walls... being atomized, what.

opivy21
11-23-2006, 10:30 AM
Hanging, obviously.
There was a story on the news a few weeks ago that said hanging a legal way to do the death penalty somewhere in the US. I think it was in Oregon.

All About Eve
11-23-2006, 01:04 PM
Tar and Feather.

Venom Symbiote
11-23-2006, 03:53 PM
Z0mg "torture" @ t3h Gu@nt@n@m0.

Sin Studly
11-23-2006, 04:05 PM
Impaling. Suitable for Turks and other such mudlims.

http://www.donlinke.com/images/Vlad/vlad_tepes_big-x01.jpg

JoY
11-23-2006, 04:21 PM
They still use that.

More like maybe a Guillotine. Stuff like that.


Hanging, obviously.

still happens in some places, as well.

what GreenTerror said sounds good. & Nineteen Seventy Nine also had a good suggestion (I don't know if he knows it), because that was done in the past, except of course they didn't use cars, but horses in the good old days.

methods that are still used today;
-lethal injection
-electrocution (electric chair)
-gassing
-execution by firing squad
-hanging
-decapitation
-stoning

methods used in the past;
-asphyxiation/strangulation, such as by Garrotte
-burning
-crucifixion
-drowning
-quartering
-boiling to death
-poisoning
-gradually forcing a slightly sharpened oiled stake into the body through the anus, until it emerged from the mouth. (Vlad Tepes was known for using this method)
-flaying/skinning
-breaking on the wheel
-feeding to the dogs
-throwing off a cliff
-feeding to the lions, for example
-gladiator fights
-forced suicide (Socrates)

this might help; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_capital_punishment

JoY
11-23-2006, 04:22 PM
Impaling. Suitable for Turks and other such mudlims.


ah crap, yes, that's how it's translated.

- -Lauren- -
11-23-2006, 10:41 PM
Covering them with paper cuts until they bleed to death.

Wait, can you bleed from paper cuts?

Oh my god. I was just about to say that. ...Do you happen to be as terrified as paper cuts and being tortured to death by them like I am?

Or am I the only one?


EDIT: Ha, I got an idea. Hobbling, like in the movie "Misery." Hobble about every joint in the body with a sledgehammer. Bones pierce the skin and then they bleed to death while being starved. That's creepy.

T-6005
11-23-2006, 10:49 PM
Forceful chugging of bleach.

Seriously though - my dad saw a guy commit suicide that way.

He was still screaming when the paramedics came to get him a half hour later and told everyone that there was nothing they could do but morphine him until he died.

DeAtHsTaR
11-23-2006, 11:20 PM
There was a story on the news a few weeks ago that said hanging a legal way to do the death penalty somewhere in the US. I think it was in Oregon.

No, it's Utah.

DeAtHsTaR
11-23-2006, 11:21 PM
The Iron Maiden.

SkunkIt
11-24-2006, 02:47 AM
Seppuku
Explosives
Burned at stake
putting a lit firecracker in your mouth (A man had his head blown off doing this, It's on rotten.com)
Gas chamber
Tied to train tracks
Drowning
Being eaten by anything
oven death
Overeating shit (Seriously, my fish's stomach literally exploded after It ate It's own shit.)
Natural disaster
Death rape
Drinking a bottle of any cleaner.
Falling from a high building
Jumping off the golden gate bridge (there was a documentary about this)
Being buried alive
Starving to death
High dehydration
Falling into a poisonus snake pit
Having someone sit on your face long enough
Being crushed
Guillotine
Airplane crash
Suffocation
Severe crash
Having a penny thrown at you from a tall building (Yes, this CAN actually kill someone.)
Having flesh eating bugs eat you alive
Being covered In and stung by jellyfish
Shooting

ninthlayer
11-24-2006, 03:08 AM
AIDS
9/11
Pauly Shore

SkunkIt
11-24-2006, 03:11 AM
Pauly Shore
I am part of the minority who enjoys the movie, "Son-In-Law" and thinks Pauly Shore looked good back when he was young. I should change my avatar.

ninthlayer
11-24-2006, 03:25 AM
That fag tried to charge $30 to see his comedy act. I'd give him $5, maybe. Faggot.

SkunkIt
11-24-2006, 03:36 AM
I wouldn't see his comedy act If It was free.

the_GoDdEsS
11-24-2006, 03:37 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

Some of these were mildly amusing.

Sin Studly
11-24-2006, 04:54 PM
methods that are still used today;
-lethal injection
-electrocution (electric chair)
-gassing
-execution by firing squad
-hanging
-decapitation
-stoning

You left out execution by gunshot.

Anyways, I know back in the colonial days of Australia convicts who re-offended or pissed off their superiors needed to be tried and convicted before they could be sentenced to hanging. So the foremen just gave them a summary corporal punishment, no paperwork required. Since no man alive could survive 200 strokes with a cat, they'd sentence them to 500.

JoY
11-24-2006, 05:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

Some of these were mildly amusing.

most definitely agreed.

MindlessSelfIndulgent
11-25-2006, 12:55 PM
Thanks for all your answers, I can most definitely use some of them. :)

Well, it's about death penalty. I'll redesign the execution. In some way.

I think I'll auction away the condemned to people with a strong lust for revenge. They'll take this person home, and execute him themselfes. :)

the_offsprings_monkey
11-25-2006, 04:23 PM
Thanks for all your answers, I can most definitely use some of them. :)

Well, it's about death penalty. I'll redesign the execution. In some way.

I think I'll auction away the condemned to people with a strong lust for revenge. They'll take this person home, and execute him themselfes. :)
You planning on using any of them on yourself?

mrconeman
11-25-2006, 04:28 PM
Was it just me, or did anyone else think that this thread was called "Alternative ways to diet"?

Just you, fatty.

Endymion
11-25-2006, 04:36 PM
quartering is one of my all-time favorites.

oh, and polonium-210.

JoY
11-25-2006, 04:38 PM
really? I was thinking keelhauling, or impalement.

wheelchairman
11-25-2006, 04:44 PM
Jeg havde en ven over til at se Rambo 2. Og spil lidt computerspil. Så kiggede vi i photo album, og kunne han genkende dig fra lunarstorm.dk. Twisted By Design, det er ikke særlig original :( . Han hedder Phillip og han er fed. (på den fede måde.)

MindlessSelfIndulgent
11-26-2006, 03:37 AM
Ah, nej, jeg ved det godt :( Det er ret nederen at jeg har stjålet navnet, jeg har ikke rigtigt noget at sige til mit forsvar. Det var i 02 jeg lavede profilen, og jeg har tænkt på at lave en ny mange gange, pga det navn. :( :/
Hvad hedder han derinde?

wheelchairman
11-26-2006, 06:42 AM
Det går nok med navnet tror jeg. :p Han hedder Phillip. (Engang hed han Vaderrox, men det var længe siden tror jeg.)

Punk-Freak
11-26-2006, 08:53 AM
Yes'sir, lunarstorm... et dårligt alternativ til arto, hvilket stadig er noget lort.

MindlessSelfIndulgent
11-26-2006, 12:41 PM
Jeg ville have lavet en ny profil forlængst, hvis det ikke var fordi der så ville gå så mange ting tabt.. Ah ja, selvfølgelig, ham ved jeg godt hvem er. Jeg synes det er et ret fedt sted.

Sin Studly
11-26-2006, 09:20 PM
really? I was thinking keelhauling

Ye're not supposed to die from a keelhaulin', ye (s)curvy wench.

DeAtHsTaR
11-26-2006, 09:39 PM
I am part of the minority who enjoys the movie, "Son-In-Law" and thinks Pauly Shore looked good back when he was young. I should change my avatar.

Ever senn Pauly Shore is Dead? It was oddly funny.