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Davo
12-07-2006, 04:11 AM
What do you know about Slovakia?

Paint_It_Black
12-07-2006, 04:56 AM
What's the point of this?

Italia311
12-07-2006, 06:17 AM
All I know is that there used to be a place known as Czechoslovakia and now they are two separate places. I guess they were separate places to begin with in the first place. Different cultures and what not eventually ended with Slovakia Republic and Czech Republic...

All I gotta say...Bratislava is the best name for a city..I love saying that.

Sin Studly
12-07-2006, 09:18 AM
It's real name is Northern Hungary.

Venom Symbiote
12-07-2006, 01:29 PM
It's a dump. 'Nuff said.

78 Water
12-07-2006, 02:08 PM
Slovakia (Slovak: Slovensko) is a landlocked republic in Central Europe with a population of over five million. It is a member of the European Union (since May 1, 2004) and borders Czech Republic and Austria in the west, Poland in the north, Ukraine in the east and Hungary in the south. The largest city is its capital, Bratislava.

Contents [hide]
1 Name
2 History
2.1 Before the 5th century
2.2 Slavic states
2.3 Kingdom of Hungary
2.4 Twentieth century
3 Geography
4 Demographics
5 Politics
6 Administrative divisions
7 Economy
8 Tourism
9 Culture
9.1 Holidays
10 Miscellaneous topics
11 Further reading
12 External links



[edit] Name
The longer form of the name Slovakia is Slovak Republic (Slovak: Slovenská republika). The relation between those two name forms is exactly the same as with for example Germany vs. Federal Republic of Germany or France vs. French Republic.

The latest practice, often seen especially in economic texts, of using the name Slovak Republic instead of Slovakia, when the terms Hungary, Slovenia, etc. are used in the same text, is therefore awkward, arising in analogy to the use of the term Czech Republic, but that is (partly) another problem (see Czech Republic, Czech lands).


[edit] History
Main article: History of Slovakia

[edit] Before the 5th century
From around 450 BC, the territory of modern-day Slovakia was settled by Celts, who built powerful oppida in Bratislava and Liptov. Silver coins with the names of Celtic kings represent the first known use of writing in Slovakia. From 6 AD, the expanding Roman Empire established and maintained a chain of outposts around the Danube. The Kingdom of Vannius, a barbarian kingdom founded by the Germanic tribe of Quadi, existed in western and central Slovakia from 20 to 50 AD.


[edit] Slavic states
The Slavic population settled in the territory of Slovakia in the 5th century. Western Slovakia was the centre of Samo's Empire in the 7th century. A proto-Slovak state, known as the Principality of Nitra, arose in the 8th century and its ruler Pribina had the first Christian church in Slovakia consecrated by 828. Together with neighboring Moravia, the principality formed the core of the Great Moravian Empire from 833. The high point of this (Proto-) Slovak empire came with the arrival of Saints Cyril and Methodius in 863, during the reign of Prince Rastislav, and the territorial expansion under King Svätopluk.


[edit] Kingdom of Hungary

Trencin Castle.After the disintegration of the Great Moravian Empire in the early 10th century, the Magyars gradually occupied the territory of the present-day Slovakia. Because of its high level of economic and cultural development, Slovakia also retained its important position in this new state. For almost two centuries, it was ruled autonomously as the Principality of Nitra, within the Kingdom of Hungary. Slovak settlements extended to the northern half of present-day Hungary, while Hungarians later settled down in the southern part of Slovakia. The ethnic composition became more diverse with the arrival of the Carpathian Germans (from the 13th century), Vlachs (from the 14th century), and Jews.


Orava Castle.A huge population loss resulted from the invasion of the Mongols in 1241 and the subsequent famine. However, medieval Slovakia was characterized rather by burgeoning towns, construction of numerous stone castles, and the development of art. In 1467, Matthias Corvinus founded the first university in Bratislava, but the institution was short-lived.


After the Ottoman Empire started its expansion into present-day Hungary and the occupation of Buda in the early 16th century, the center of the Kingdom of Hungary (under the name of Royal Hungary) shifted towards Slovakia, and Bratislava (known as Pressburg, Pressporek, Posonium or Posony at that time) became the capital city of the Royal Hungary in 1536. But the Ottoman wars and frequent insurrections against the Habsburg Monarchy also inflicted a great deal of destruction, especially in rural areas. As the Turks retreated from Hungary in the 18th century, Slovakia's influence decreased within the kingdom, although Bratislava retained its position of the capital city of Hungary until 1848, when the capital moved to Budapest.


St. Elizabeth's Cathedral.During the revolution in 1848-49, the Slovaks supported the Austrian Emperor, with the ambition to secede from the Hungarian part of the Austrian monarchy. But they failed in the end to achieve this aim. During the period of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, from 1867 to 1918, the Slovaks experienced severe oppression in the form of Magyarisation promoted by the Hungarian government. For example, all three Slovak high schools and Matica slovenská were closed down in 1874-1875.


[edit] Twentieth century
In 1918, Slovakia joined the regions of Bohemia and neighbouring Moravia to form Czechoslovakia. During the chaos following the breakup of Austria-Hungary, Slovakia was in 1919 attacked by the provisional Hungarian Soviet Republic and 1/3 area of Slovakia temporarily became the Slovak Soviet Republic. During the Interwar period, democratic and prosperous Czechoslovakia was permanently threatened by revisionist governments of Germany and Hungary, until it was finally broken up by the Munich Agreement of 1938, when Slovakia became a separate state with a Nazi Germany sympathizing government (in lead with president Jozef Tiso). However, the anti-Nazi resistance movement launched a fierce armed insurrection, known as the Slovak National Uprising, in 1944. After World War II, Czechoslovakia was reassembled and came under the influence of the Soviet Union and its Warsaw Pact from 1945 onward. In 1969, the state became a federation of the Czech Socialist Republic and the Slovak Socialist Republic.

The end of communist rule in Czechoslovakia in 1989, during the peaceful Velvet Revolution, was followed once again by the country's dissolution, this time into two successor states. Slovakia and the Czech Republic went their separate ways after January 1, 1993, an event sometimes called the Velvet Divorce, but Slovakia has remained close partners with the Czech Republic, as well as with other Central European countries within the Visegrad Group. Slovakia became a member of the European Union in May 2004.


[edit] Geography
Main article: Geography of Slovakia

ReliefThe Slovak landscape is noted primarily for its mountainous nature, with the Carpathian Mountains extending across most of the northern half of the country. Amongst them are the high peaks of the Tatra mountains, where the High Tatras are a popular skiing destination and home to many scenic lakes and valleys as well as the highest point in Slovakia, the Gerlachovský štít at 2,655 metres (8,711 ft). Major Slovak rivers, besides the Danube, are the Váh and the Hron.

The Slovak climate is temperate, with relatively warm summers and cold, cloudy and humid winters.


[edit] Demographics
Main article: Demographics of Slovakia

Bratislava Old TownThe majority of the inhabitants of Slovakia are ethnically Slovak (86%). Hungarians are the largest ethnic minority (9.7%) and are concentrated in the southern and eastern regions of the country. Several municipalities, Dunajská Streda, Komárno, Šahy, Želiezovce etc., have a Hungarian majority. Other ethnic groups include Roma, Czechs, Ruthenians, Ukrainians and Germans. The percentage of Roma is 1.7% according to the last census (that is based on their own definition of the Roma), but around 5.6% based on interviews with municipality representatives and mayors (that is based on the definition of the remaining population). Note however that in the case of the 5.6%, the above percentages of Hungarians and Slovaks are lower by 4 %age points in sum. The Slovak constitution guarantees freedom of religion. The majority of Slovak citizens (68.9 %) identify themselves with the Roman Catholicism (although church attendance is lower); the second-largest group are people without confession (13%). About 6.93% belong to Lutheranism and 4.1% are Greek Catholic, Calvinism has 2.0%, other and non-registered churches 1.1% i.e., other Eastern Catholic and some 0.9% are Eastern Orthodox. It is estimated that there are about 5,000 Muslims in Slovakia. About 2,300 Jews remain of the large estimated pre-WWII population of 120,000. The official state language is Slovak, a member of the Slavic languages, but Hungarian is also widely spoken in the south of the country and enjoys a co-official status in some (southern) regions of Slovakia.

In 2004 Slovakia had a fertility rate of 1.25 (i.e., the average woman will have 1.25 children in her lifetime), which is one of the lowest numbers among EU countries. The fertility rate is currently increasing again.

JohnnyNemesis
12-07-2006, 02:45 PM
Slovakia has HeadAroundU and the_Goddess, both of whom I'm in love with.

Unfortunately, they both hate me because I'm colored :(

Sin Studly
12-07-2006, 03:17 PM
Smrt pre negerov!!!!

HeadAroundU
12-07-2006, 03:21 PM
Michael Jackson loved me too and look how he ended up.

Sin Studly
12-07-2006, 03:40 PM
Do slovaks call him Zakson or Zaksonova?

HeadAroundU
12-07-2006, 03:58 PM
"ova" is for women, so it's Zakson.

heh, Majkl Džeksn (Džekson).

Davo
12-08-2006, 03:56 AM
It's real name is Northern Hungary.

Slovakia is Norther Hungary? Are you normal?

Davo
12-08-2006, 03:58 AM
78 Water: wow!:)

Sin Studly
12-08-2006, 03:59 AM
"ova" is for women

That was my point.


Slovakia is Norther Hungary? Are you normal?

Slovensko bude otroci na veky veko! Slava madarska republika!

Rocky-girl
12-10-2006, 01:23 AM
I was sure that Simmie will post in this thread! I still think that she has to)

the_GoDdEsS
12-10-2006, 01:49 AM
Haha, you know me. I was going to but then I was just reading it amused.

Oxygene
12-10-2006, 03:45 AM
Slovakia is Norther Hungary? Are you normal?

Yeah.. I hear word is being spread that Hungarians call Slovakia "Norther Hungary" in Hungarian...We dont.. for further reference and details check the "which country should your nation bomb" thread... or ask the godesse

Rocky-girl
12-10-2006, 09:32 AM
Haha, you know me. I was going to but then I was just reading it amused.

yes, it's sometimes very funny)
sometimes I found very funny and a little stupid things that made me laugh!

HeadAroundU
12-10-2006, 11:41 AM
Prostoduché blondíny sú pobavené veľmi ľahko.

fischer
12-10-2006, 05:01 PM
Dobrý deň!:o Ako sa máte?

Davo
12-18-2006, 03:48 AM
Veľmi dobre. A ty?

Davo
12-18-2006, 03:55 AM
That was my point.



Slovensko bude otroci na veky veko! Slava madarska republika!

Ty kokot! Odkiaľ si? Where are you from? What state?

XYlophonetreeZ
12-18-2006, 04:04 AM
He's not actually from Slovakia, he just knows over 40 languages. Really.

Sin Studly
12-18-2006, 04:26 AM
Ty kokot! Odkiaľ si? Where are you from? What state?

Som zapadniar s velky peniaze a kradnem tvoje zeny.

khaaaaan
12-18-2006, 04:30 AM
Yksi Kaksi Kolme:cool:

Izie
12-18-2006, 08:14 AM
If Slovakia wasn't gay and it didn't demand a visa, I'd have gone there by now to see Sim-bum :(

Sin Studly
12-18-2006, 09:29 AM
Slovakia only demands visas from really really really really really shitty nations.

Oh.... oops. Sorry.

Izie
12-18-2006, 09:41 AM
Nah, Slovakia is just an EU-suckup so they have to - they didn't before they joined!

Sin Studly
12-18-2006, 09:48 AM
h8 the stupid EU.

hungarypunk
12-18-2006, 10:33 PM
chod do piéi!
slovakia was a part of hungary, but after the world war 2. they do a free goverment. i hate all slovenski!

JohnnyNemesis
12-18-2006, 10:36 PM
hungarypunk for BBS member of the year.

Sin Studly
12-19-2006, 09:40 AM
chod do piéi!
slovakia was a part of hungary, but after the world war 2. they do a free goverment. i hate all slovenski!

Actually, you lost your Empire in World War 1. Fucking retard, if you're gonna be a mindless gook nationalist you could at least learn your own history.

Oxygene
12-19-2006, 02:20 PM
chod do piéi!
slovakia was a part of hungary, but after the world war 2. they do a free goverment. i hate all slovenski!

yeah dumbshit trianon was after ww1 you genius.. how the fuck can you hate all slovakian people you mindless retard. don't come to this board anymore if you're gonna act like a racist fuck.

HeadAroundU
12-19-2006, 02:50 PM
Smrť všetkým Madarom!

the_GoDdEsS
12-19-2006, 02:54 PM
Hahaha, that guy was priceless.

Oxygene
12-19-2006, 02:57 PM
Hahaha, that guy was priceless.

you see.. you see what I have to work with? :)

Sin Studly
12-19-2006, 08:41 PM
At least he's better than you, you worthless fucking gook.

Davo
12-21-2006, 04:39 AM
I think, the settlement of Corpses is in Antarctica. There Sin Studly fuck penguins. But don't worry, dear Sin Studly, because the global warming melts all icebergs.

Davo
12-21-2006, 04:41 AM
Now seriously. I think, Sin Study is from Hungary or Austria.

Sin Studly
12-21-2006, 06:00 AM
Antarctica was closer.

Davo
12-22-2006, 07:23 AM
Sin Studly: Do you speak Slovak?

Sin Studly
12-22-2006, 08:35 AM
Hovorim trochu slovencina. Preco?

Davo
01-09-2007, 04:23 AM
Tak si mozeme pohovorit po slovensky. Co ty na to?

Odkial si?

Sin Studly
01-09-2007, 10:39 PM
Zapadna. Som velky Zapadniar s velmi peniaze a jebal tvoj slaviana dievcata.

Davo
01-10-2007, 05:03 AM
Maybe you are from Russia or Ukraine :) . For this picture... Is it true?

A ty jebes moje dievcata? Ty si taky sikovny?:D

HeadAroundU
01-10-2007, 09:49 AM
davo, on je cigan co konzumuje madarsku salamu a turecky caj.

Amiralanal
01-10-2007, 09:51 AM
Maybe we should start a sweden thread in GC too

HeadAroundU
01-10-2007, 09:54 AM
...maybe, we should ban you...

the_GoDdEsS
01-10-2007, 01:59 PM
Bahaha.

Kávu, nie čaj.

Sin Studly
01-11-2007, 01:28 AM
A ty jebes moje dievcata? Ty si taky sikovny?

Nie som. Ale mam velmi Zapadne peniaze a biela plet, a tvoj dievcata lubi lebo kazdy slovenska dievca je spinavy kurva (ako mamicka Lubova)


davo, on je cigan co konzumuje madarsku salamu a turecky caj.

Turecky kavu, si hlupak! Nerozumies tvoj jazyk alebo co??? Mozno si madar, iba madarov nehovori slovencina dobre.

the_GoDdEsS
01-11-2007, 01:40 AM
Nie som. Ale mam velmi Zapadne peniaze* a bielu plet, a tvoje dievcata lubia lebo kazde slovenske dievca je spinava kurva (ako mamicka Lubova)



Turecku kavu, si hlupak! Nerozumies tvoj jazyk alebo co??? Mozno si madar, iba madari nehovoria slovensky dobre.

* zapadne peniaze is correct without velmi (if you want much: vela zapadnych penazi)

Tsk tsk! Good, just corrected endings for you to make it perfect. Adjectives have to have same ending as nouns in nigger language :P

Davo
01-11-2007, 04:08 AM
davo, on je cigan co konzumuje madarsku salamu a turecky caj/kavu.

Aj ja si mylím.:) Ale aspoň s ním sa tu da pobaviť na tom aký je debil...:D

Davo
01-11-2007, 04:10 AM
Kurva! Veď on mi rozumie!:) :D

Sin Studly
01-11-2007, 04:22 AM
Aj ja si mylím.:) Ale aspoň s ním sa tu da pobaviť na tom aký je debil...:D

Aspon tvoje dievcata pobavia sa mojim niecim inym, bezcenny Slovan. Slava biela rasa, nie sloboda pre Slaviani otroci.

Davo
01-11-2007, 04:30 AM
Aspon tvoje dievcata pobavia sa mojim niecim inym, bezcenny Slovan. Slava biela rasa, nie sloboda pre Slaviani otroci.

No neviem, ci sa dievcata pobavia, ked im povies, ze su spinave kurvy:D ...

A otrok si tu akurat ty!!!:p

A uz konecne napis odkial si, ale pravdivo.

Sin Studly
01-11-2007, 04:45 AM
A otrok si tu akurat ty!!!:p

Som otrok? Fuj, vidies!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Coat_of_Arms_of_Hungary_1867.jpg/130px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Hungary_1867.jpg
Otrok pre Madarov.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/soviet-britain.jpg
Otrok pre Sovieti.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39171000/jpg/_39171216_flag203.jpg
A teraz otrok pre Europska Unia.

A kto je otrok sem?

Speakeasy
01-11-2007, 09:59 PM
It split up from Czechoslovakia to form Slovakia and the Czech Republic. Brno is in the middle. Their national anthem sounds all evil and minor. I could hum it for you, but I don't remember the exact words, just blurs that are phonetically similar to them.

Davo
01-12-2007, 04:49 AM
Sin Studly je otrok a bude nim na veky vekov.

the_GoDdEsS
01-12-2007, 05:35 AM
Brno is in Moravia.

HeadAroundU
01-12-2007, 05:43 AM
(ako mamicka Lubova)
:eek: That's too nasty. :(

davo, Justin je cernosko otrok z australia. :D

Sin Studly
01-12-2007, 06:06 AM
Sin Studly je otrok a bude nim na veky vekov.

Do I seriously have to point this out again? I'm from an independent nation, you're from the EU's slave empire.

Davo
01-15-2007, 05:56 AM
davo, Justin je cernosko otrok z australia. :D

Kto je Justin? Sin Studly?

:D Černoško jeden pojebaný:D :D .

Davo
01-15-2007, 05:59 AM
A mimochodom, v EU je už viac štátov ako pol Europy. Tych otrokov sa tu ale namnožilo:D

Sin Studly
01-15-2007, 06:15 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/burlaki2_burlaki2.jpg

Rattle dem chains, cabbage-nigger. Ehey uchnem!

Davo
01-17-2007, 04:43 AM
EU give money for Slovakia, so we arent slaves;) .

YOU ARE SLAVE Australian nigger!

...and are you Justin?

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2007, 05:11 AM
EU give money for Slovakia, so we arent slaves;) .


Really? So how did the money help you?

fischer
01-17-2007, 06:32 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/burlaki2_burlaki2.jpg


I know this picture. It is russian picture is called "Бурлаки". But I don't like your version. It's stupid. You shouldn't humiliate any nations.

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2007, 06:38 AM
Ilya Repin. Very good painter.

Tomo
01-17-2007, 06:43 AM
Slovensko bude otroci na veky veko! Slava madarska republika!

I hope you'll die by a very slow and painful death. Chopped in half (vartically) by a rusty chainsaw, maybe...

offspringtr
01-17-2007, 06:45 AM
I Not Lİke Slovek :(

fischer
01-17-2007, 06:50 AM
Ilya Repin. Very good painter.

Great! I didn't remember. But it's not awesome, I am not in interst of drawing.

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2007, 06:55 AM
Молодец!Great! I didn't remember. But it's not awesome, I am not in interst of drawing.

Oh, too bad. I like paintings even though I don't know much about art. And Slovak and Russian painters interest me though, because paintings portray the people and their world. Especially in realism.

Sin Studly
01-17-2007, 07:02 AM
EU give money for Slovakia, so we arent slaves;) .

England gave the Australian convicts money... for leg-irons and whips. Seriously though, tell me ; with the prices in Slovakia rising exponentially to match the prices in Western Europe, and the wages staying exactly the same, what makes you think the EU are doing anything but forcing your people into indentured slavery?

Fucking slave.

fischer
01-17-2007, 07:13 AM
Oh, too bad. I like paintings even though I don't know much about art. And Slovak and Russian painters interest me though, because paintings portray the people and their world. Especially in realism.

I also like some pictures and to see it sometimes. But this idea comes very seldom to me. I have two pictures in my room. Two really pictures are painted by a painter. But I also don't know about art much and I don't paint. no, I can't paint:)

Sin Studly
01-17-2007, 07:15 AM
I Not Lİke Slovek :(

Turkish scumbag fuck, go kill some Armenians, you stupid worthless mudskin.

HeadAroundU
01-17-2007, 12:19 PM
I Not Lİke Slovek :(
Who the fuck are you?

the_GoDdEsS
01-17-2007, 12:20 PM
Just a Turk with values.

fischer
01-17-2007, 12:24 PM
Why don't you people live in friendship....

HeadAroundU
01-17-2007, 01:04 PM
Mohammed will punish for listening to the offspring!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/Jihad.jpg

F@ BANKZ
01-17-2007, 01:05 PM
quite abit after reading this thread.

Davo
01-18-2007, 04:58 AM
Really? So how did the money help you?

Ale vstup do EU sme si zvolili sami...

Translate: But we took the poll about entry to EU. And almost every European state wants enter to EU. And we too. So, here we are... And it has a lot of advantages. No only money....:)

Sin Studly
01-18-2007, 05:19 AM
You wanted to be occupied by the Third Reich too, what's your point?

Davo
01-18-2007, 05:29 AM
We aren't occupied. But, what is reich?:confused:

fischer
01-18-2007, 07:10 AM
We aren't occupied. But, what is reich?:confused:

it is gitler's plans about war

the_GoDdEsS
01-18-2007, 08:17 AM
Ale vstup do EU sme si zvolili sami...

Translate: But we took the poll about entry to EU. And almost every European state wants enter to EU. And we too. So, here we are... And it has a lot of advantages. No only money....:)

You avoided my question and are being too general. I asked how it helped you. And more specifically, how did it help people outside of the Bratislava region?

Tomo
01-18-2007, 08:26 AM
Seriously, what's the point of this thread anyway? If you guys wanna mock my nation without any good reason, you should go fuck yourself. Assholes...

Sin Studly
01-18-2007, 04:40 PM
it is gitler's plans about war

No, First Reich = Holy Roman Empire
Second Reich = Prussian/German Empire (and I think the Weirmacht Republic too)
Third Reich = Nazi Germany


Seriously, what's the point of this thread anyway? If you guys wanna mock my nation without any good reason, you should go fuck yourself. Assholes...

We have a good reason. Your nation sucks.

the_GoDdEsS
01-19-2007, 02:28 AM
Seriously, what's the point of this thread anyway? If you guys wanna mock my nation without any good reason, you should go fuck yourself. Assholes...

The point of this thread is Davo asking people to talk about our country, so that's what they're doing. The second point of this thread is him being lame about it.

Davo
01-19-2007, 04:40 AM
You avoided my question and are being too general. I asked how it helped you. And more specifically, how did it help people outside of the Bratislava region?

Do you speak Slovak?

It helped me implicity.

the_GoDdEsS
01-19-2007, 04:42 AM
Of course I speak Slovak. It's my native language.

Implicitly?

Davo
01-19-2007, 04:52 AM
Áno, moja. Mne osobne peniaze, samozrejme, neposlali. To by neurobili, aj keby tam zozbierali najlepších ľudí sveta.:)

Iba, ak by tam robil môj tatko, tak možno...:)

the_GoDdEsS
01-19-2007, 04:54 AM
Samozrejme, ale aj tak čo z toho máš? Bratislavský kraj sa má fajn, ale ostatným regiónom sa žije ešte horšie ako predtým.

Davo
01-19-2007, 04:54 AM
Ja som z Prešovského a horšie sa nemám. Zatiaľ:) . A pripomínam, že vstup do EÚ sme si zvolili sami.

the_GoDdEsS
01-19-2007, 04:57 AM
To záleží, či tam máte prácu. Ja som bývala na Orave. Teraz tam práca nie je. Všetko je drahé a ľudia majú mizerné platy. A západ tu iba investuje kvôli lacnej pracovnej sile, robia si z nás somárikov a menia nám zákony.

Davo
01-19-2007, 04:59 AM
EÚ je aj o práci v zahraničí.

the_GoDdEsS
01-19-2007, 05:03 AM
No áno, až na to, že Nemecko a Rakúsko Ti zatvorili pracovný trh. Práca v zahraničí pre Slováka sú brigády, reštaurácie a McDonald´s. Poriadna práca, ak máš šťastie, zase znamená únik mozgov z vlastného štátu. Čo tu potom ostane, keď všetci utečú?

Davo
01-19-2007, 05:05 AM
O to ide. Keď sú tu zle podmienky, pôjdeme von.

the_GoDdEsS
01-19-2007, 05:15 AM
Pffft, vlastizrada.


My stojíme stále pevne,
ako múry hradné
Čierna zem pohltí toho,
kto odstúpi zradne!

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 05:18 AM
Bahahaha, damned be the traitors to the homeland!

I nechže je koľko ľudí,
toľko čertov v svete;
Boh je s nami: kto proti nám,
toho Parom zmetie.

Whiplash
01-19-2007, 05:40 AM
Do I seriously have to point this out again? I'm from an independent nation, you're from the EU's slave empire.


EU slave empire?? OOOO i get it western europe is the slave driver and eastern europe is the slave, Good call.

fischer
01-19-2007, 08:16 AM
No, First Reich = Holy Roman Empire
Second Reich = Prussian/German Empire (and I think the Weirmacht Republic too)
Third Reich = Nazi Germany


Really? Talking was about third reich and I wrote what it is. I know some facts from the history and I know about first reich and second too. You didn't open my eyes.

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 08:41 AM
There's a difference between "Nazi Germany" and "Hitler's War Plans"

fischer
01-19-2007, 08:46 AM
in that way yes, I said not perfect

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 08:49 AM
Odkial si? Moskva?

fischer
01-19-2007, 09:12 AM
Moskva. But "otkial si" is not Russian language

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:22 AM
A? Panimayas, tak shto problem?

fischer
01-19-2007, 09:24 AM
Who are you, Sin Studly, why do you hate Slovakia and Turks? Where are you from and why are you so agressive and hating person?

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:29 AM
I am a Chechnyan.

fischer
01-19-2007, 09:30 AM
No you are not. Your russian is ugly. We haven't such word.

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:32 AM
We don't speak Russian in Chechnya. Except bomb-making manuals. Allahu Akbhar!

fischer
01-19-2007, 09:35 AM
I don't see anything funny in this

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:36 AM
Question, how old are you? Will you have to face mandatory conscription and serve a term in the Caucasus?

fischer
01-19-2007, 09:43 AM
Why should I answer to your questions if you don't answer to mine?

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 09:59 AM
Grozny would be a very sad place for a Slav to die, tovarisch. :( :( :(

fischer
01-19-2007, 10:04 AM
я тебе не товарищ

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 10:09 AM
Of course you're my tovarisch, buddy-boy. Let's drink vodka together and dance the Kalinka. I'm sure we'll become best friends, and later I'll marry your sister.

fischer
01-19-2007, 10:16 AM
Зря я начал с тобой беседу. Извини, но место лучшего друга уже занято, так что лучше оставайся дома. I love Slovakia and Turkie.:)

Sin Studly
01-19-2007, 10:28 AM
Oh, you already have a best drugy? That's okay, I'll just come over to marry your sister then. Is she easy?

fischer
01-19-2007, 10:31 AM
I have not a sister.

Tomo
01-22-2007, 07:18 AM
I am a Chechnyan.

Man, it sure sucks to be you...

Sin Studly
01-22-2007, 08:06 AM
I'm just kidding. I'm from the west and don't have to dig potatos and live with pigs and chickens in my house just to survive. God damned slavic jigaboo.

fischer
01-22-2007, 10:01 AM
U used a bad dictionary. Chechnyan. lol!
Find better translating book. This really sucks.

Sin Studly
01-22-2007, 11:33 AM
I wasn't speaking Russian, or using a translating website. Idiot.

fischer
01-23-2007, 05:55 AM
shit. I thought you was speaking russian. But why did you understand my russian words if you didn't use a dictionary? This is strange. Don't say you speak russian. AND I AM NOT AN IDIOT.

Sin Studly
01-23-2007, 06:02 AM
I don't speak Russian. I speak Slovak, but I used Russian words I know to make it easier for you to understand.

fischer
01-23-2007, 06:04 AM
I ask how did you understand my russian speach if you don't speak russian?

Sin Studly
01-23-2007, 06:29 AM
It was difficult, but I managed to figure out the gist of what you were saying and guessed the words I didn't understand.

Zeall
01-23-2007, 08:01 AM
I'm just kidding. I'm from the west and don't have to dig potatos and live with pigs and chickens in my house just to survive. God damned slavic jigaboo.

the last time i heard the word Jigaboo used was by my dad years ago

Davo
01-24-2007, 04:55 AM
Fischer

я тоже знаю гаварить по русскы но на русской клавиатуре иначе расположение буквей тогда я ришу етот текст полчаса :) .

Davo
01-24-2007, 04:58 AM
Pffft, vlastizrada.


My stojíme stále pevne,
ako múry hradné
Čierna zem pohltí toho,
kto odstúpi zradne!

Pokúsim sa to vysvetliť znova; takže EÚ nepomáha len jednému jednotlivcovi, ale skupine ľudí (...na otázku ako mi pomohla EU) a EÚ nám posiela prachy aj na to, aby sme tu riešili aj problémy so zamestnanosťou a rozdiely medzi krajmi. EÚ nám dáva peniaze na milión vecí, to preto aby sa u nás situácia zlepšila.

Napr. len na tieto štyri základné odvetvia (vyrovnávanie rozdielov medzi jednotl. krajmi, infraštruktúra dopravy, znalostná ekonomika a životné prostredie) nám má EÚ do roku 2013 prispieť sumou vyšou ako 12 miliárd EUR. Ak by sme neboli členmi EÚ, dostaneme HOVNO.
Navyše, ako to sem tam sledujem, EÚ vytvára čím ďalej tým viac aktivít na podporu skoro všetkého dobrého :).
EÚ je vlastne o tom, že silné štáty Európy pomáhajú slabším. Zatiaľ tu príliš veľký rozdiel nevidíme, ale v blízkej budúcnosti by to malo byť lepšie.
A taký austrálsky černoško, či možno turecký debil, ktorý závidí EÚ Slovensku (dúfam, že sa Turecko nedostane do EÚ) - Sin Studly knows shit about EU.

fischer
01-24-2007, 04:59 AM
Где ты научился русскому? Только он у тебя очень корявый.

Davo
01-24-2007, 05:04 AM
At school.
в школe.

fischer
01-24-2007, 05:10 AM
В словацких школах учат русский???????

Davo
01-24-2007, 05:14 AM
В словацких школах учат русский???????

Да учат...........................

the_GoDdEsS
01-24-2007, 05:17 AM
В словацких школах учат русский???????

Yes, of course. Even though not as much as in the past. We have many teachers of Russian, and many people who still speak it.

Davo
01-25-2007, 03:45 AM
Yes, of course. Even though not as much as in the past. We have many teachers of Russian, and many people who still speak it.

Fakt? Nehovor... :D

the_GoDdEsS
01-25-2007, 03:47 AM
Well, deny it?

Davo
01-25-2007, 03:49 AM
Nie.:).

My avatar... Nice?

HeadAroundU
01-25-2007, 10:30 AM
Stop being gay davo. How old are you? Where do you play football? What league?

the_GoDdEsS
01-25-2007, 11:11 AM
I second the comment above. That was really childish.

Edit: Has this always been a poll and I haven't noticed?

HeadAroundU
01-25-2007, 11:21 AM
Simonocka, my thoughts exactly, I'm pretty sure it hasn't been a poll. However, I voted yes! :p

the_GoDdEsS
01-25-2007, 11:24 AM
Have you ever been to your own country? :confused: Lolz. I'm guessing second vote is Davo then.

Davo
01-29-2007, 05:41 AM
Stop being gay davo. How old are you? Where do you play football? What league?

My real name is Robert Vittek ;) so Bundesliga.:D

HeadAroundU
01-29-2007, 09:33 AM
Meh, you suck then, you didn't get Slovakia to World Cup.

Davo
01-31-2007, 04:38 AM
Have you seen the match Spain - Slovakia? The referee was venal!:mad:

HeadAroundU
01-31-2007, 09:28 AM
yeah, you should have paid more...

HeadAroundU
01-31-2007, 09:37 AM
Well, idiot just used idiotic option.

the_GoDdEsS
01-31-2007, 12:52 PM
This thread is back to stupid and disappointing. And ZagmenO should stop thinking his opinion or vote on anything counts.

Davo
02-01-2007, 04:03 AM
yeah, you should have paid more...

But Spanish corrupted this referee.:)

Davo
02-01-2007, 04:09 AM
I voted "I don't know!!!!!" YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEAA AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

OK. Maybe I could write "I don't remember".

HeadAroundU
02-01-2007, 04:12 AM
Let's stop this embarrassing "conversation", mostly from your side. Tell us something about you and about Slovakia, how awesome nation it is. Avoid childish behavior, please.

Davo
02-01-2007, 04:16 AM
Who, I?:confused:

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2007, 04:21 AM
Well, is there anyone else you think HAU was talking to? Yes, you, disgrace.

Davo
02-01-2007, 04:22 AM
Tadytadytadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...:D

HeadAroundU
02-01-2007, 04:33 AM
Davo spelled backwards is Ovad. (horsefly, gadfly, cleg)

the_GoDdEsS
02-01-2007, 04:35 AM
Tadytadytadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...:D

You'd better not be older than 12.

Davo
02-01-2007, 04:43 AM
You'd better not be older than 12.

I am 20:) :) :D

Zeall
02-01-2007, 04:50 AM
20?

...

Judge B
02-01-2007, 07:47 AM
About Slovakia, I know they play hockey well. Many good players in NHL, but not many good goalies.

If I remember correctly, Bratislava is the capital. But that's all I know.

Offspring-Junkie
02-01-2007, 10:43 AM
Slovakia? Nice churches and caves, although I mostly visited my relatives near Bratislava.

Davo
02-08-2007, 04:35 AM
About Slovakia, I know they play hockey well. Many good players in NHL, but not many good goalies.


Yes. Hossa, Gáborík, Višňovský, Chára...

And there is young talented goal-keeper - Budaj.:)

Judge B
02-08-2007, 05:08 AM
Plays in Colorado as Theodore's back-up, right?

I'm afraid he's not yet good as him.

HeadAroundU
02-08-2007, 11:52 AM
Plays in Colorado as Theodore's back-up, right?

I'm afraid he's not yet good as him.
No, it's the other way around now. Theodore is back-up with salary 5 000 000 $. :)

Davo
02-09-2007, 05:19 AM
Davo spelled backwards is Ovad. (horsefly, gadfly, cleg)

No, it isn't. Lubo tells lies.

Lubo: Tiež som na to prišiel :D

Lubo spelled backwards is Obul [it mean -> he puts on shoes (in past tense)]. :D

Davo
02-09-2007, 05:28 AM
And Slovakia is better than Finland.

Judge B
02-09-2007, 07:01 AM
And Slovakia is better than Finland.

In what way? :D

Sin Studly
02-09-2007, 07:20 AM
In the way that any country is better than Finland.

Judge B
02-09-2007, 07:52 AM
In the way that any country is better than Finland.

You have visited? :rolleyes:

HeadAroundU
02-11-2007, 05:39 AM
You have visited? :rolleyes:
He has Finnish mud-blood, so he knows well.

Davo
02-12-2007, 05:33 AM
In what way? :D

In ice-hockey is Slovakia better than Finland.

HeadAroundU
02-12-2007, 06:07 AM
Finland, 8 medals. Slovakia, 3 medals. It's hard to compare because we have been part of Czechoslovakia, 33 medals. If we were together, we would rape everyone's ass today.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Hockey_World_Championships#Medal_Table

Sin Studly
02-12-2007, 07:35 AM
Fuck your sports, I love how you're telling the Albanians, EU and UN to go fuck themselves.

HeadAroundU
02-12-2007, 08:02 AM
Slavic power! :cool:

I'm surprised that oposition is against Kosovo's autonomy. Only god damn magyar political party is for it. Can't wait for mother Russia's opinion.

Sin Studly
02-12-2007, 08:08 AM
Russia has the UN veto, but they are closer allies to Serbia than Slovakia has ever been. Fuck Albanians.

the_GoDdEsS
02-12-2007, 08:22 AM
I'm really happy about the position we're taking. For once we're standing out and not letting anybody dictate to us what to do. Yay for Slavic brotherhood.

Judge B
02-13-2007, 12:29 AM
No, it's the other way around now. Theodore is back-up with salary 5 000 000 $. :)

I guess you're right. I watched sunday Colorado vs. Dallas NHL game and Budaj was the starter indeed. Though they changed him, but same happened to Turco. Good game though, many goals.

And about the hockey and who's better, it's hard to decide. You guys got some stunning individuals, but last year we got 2 medals (olympic silver and w. championship bronze). So I guess we were better last year, maybe you guys are better this year. We will see.

(Sweden ruled last year, olympic gold and world championship gold)

HeadAroundU
02-13-2007, 03:37 AM
Colorado is switching their goal-keepers like pokemons because the defense sucks so fucking hard.

Selanne, Koivu, Jokinen, Lehtinen, Peltonen are bad-ass.

Lolz at Justin!
Largest win
Finland 19 - 2 Australia
(Squaw Walley, USA; February 25, 1960)

Sweden is great. They have so many NHL captains. Alfredsson, Sundin, Naslund, Forsberg, Lidstrom....jesus christ.

Sin Studly
02-13-2007, 04:55 AM
Lolz at Justin!
Largest win
Finland 19 - 2 Australia

Yeah, I bet they can beat the Jamaicans at bobsledding too.

HeadAroundU
02-13-2007, 05:00 AM
Australia's ice hockey team has participated in just one Winter Olympics: the 1960 Games in Squaw Valley, California. Australia lost both their games against powerhouses Czechoslovakia (18-1) and eventual gold medalists, the United States (12-1).

Largest defeat: March 15, 1993, Ljubljana, Slovenia:
Kazakhstan 23-1 Australia

Australia also has the distinction of holding a world record for most goals and highest winning margin in a World Championship game; they defeated New Zealand by a score of 58-0 in 1987.

Sin Studly
02-13-2007, 05:26 AM
Like I said, you must be very proud of beating us. Countries that don't have ice and don't watch hockey are the hardest ones to beat.

edit ; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Winter_Olympics_medal_count

Australia ; 2
Slovakia ; 1


And we don't even have ice!

Davo
02-13-2007, 05:38 AM
There is Slovak site (in Slovak language) about Peter Budaj http://budaj.slovaknhl.sk/ .

He is only 24 years old and he is very talented goal-keeper.

Sin Studly
02-13-2007, 05:51 AM
Talented enough to stop a bunch of beerguzzling mudblood mongrels from the godforsaken desert ruining you in the winter olympics?

Lithuanian Offspring
02-13-2007, 05:53 AM
Talented enough to stop a bunch of beerguzzling mudblood mongrels from the godforsaken desert ruining you in the winter olympics?

Why d'ya gotta be so negitive, man?

HeadAroundU
02-13-2007, 06:16 AM
Why d'ya gotta be so negitive, man?
Don't be lame, you Baltic bastard-viking.

Sin Studly
02-13-2007, 06:26 AM
Why d'ya gotta be so negitive, man?

Says the Man in Black?

Judge B
02-13-2007, 11:06 AM
You guys just wanna fight? Geez.


There is Slovak site (in Slovak language) about Peter Budaj http://budaj.slovaknhl.sk/ .

He is only 24 years old and he is very talented goal-keeper.

Good thing you're proud of your fellow country man. Same goes with me and Kipper, he's excellent.

Sin Studly
02-13-2007, 12:33 PM
But Finns actually have countrymen worth being proud of, not just stupid hockey players. You have Biela Smert.

RickyCrack
02-13-2007, 01:43 PM
Ja jsem heska hoch.

Sin Studly
02-13-2007, 02:16 PM
That's Czech, hlupak.

Davo
02-14-2007, 04:36 AM
Ja jsem heska hoch.

Yes, it is Czech. But it is written badly. Ja jsem heskej hoch. :)

Slovak: (Ja) som pekný chlapec.

HeadAroundU
02-14-2007, 05:51 AM
*hezký (hezkej?)

Davo
02-19-2007, 01:27 AM
It doesn't matter.

Nech žije Slota!

Sin Studly
02-19-2007, 04:14 AM
Heskej looks fucking Serbian.

Slava Janko Slota na veky veko.

Davo
02-28-2007, 04:33 AM
Slava Janko Slota na veky veko.


What do you know about Ján Slota? You are Australian.

Sin Studly
02-28-2007, 04:55 AM
I read the transcripts of most of his speeches and debates, and watch the rest on streaming video, fool

I know he calls gypsies 'cigani' and refuses to apologise, claimed that he was gonna level off Budapest with tanks, claimed he was gonna start up the gypsey sterilisation program again, called hungarians "stupid stunted apes with crooked legs who came to Slovakia on ponies", got so drunk he thought he was back in Orava and yelled at Hungarians in a bar on national TV ("I am Slovak, from Christ's Blood!)", I know he's pissed off the EU and the UN countless times, and he's now trying to block an independent Kosovo by encouraging Russia to make a stand for panslavism and veto the UN resolution, and he's the greatest thing to ever happen to the Slovaks since Trianon, or maybe even Svatopluk Rex.

What the fuck do you know about Australians, Slovak?

Davo
02-28-2007, 04:58 AM
What the fuck do you know about Australians, Slovak?

There live one stupid cock. YOU! :p :D

Davo
02-28-2007, 04:59 AM
HOCKEY NEWS

Slovakia has new young talented goal-keeper. His name is Jaroslav Halák.

Sin Studly
02-28-2007, 05:12 AM
You're one stupid fucking moron, you know that?

the_GoDdEsS
02-28-2007, 05:13 AM
Davo, people like you should be sterilised too. What's your latest topic supposed to mean? An attempt at being funny? Are you sure you're not just a 10 year old? Seriously, if you're not going to contribute with anything worthwile, what are you doing here?

HeadAroundU
02-28-2007, 01:19 PM
Davo, people like you should be sterilised too.
...but but there is not many Slovaks in the world. We can't afford such an ugly thing. :( :(

Davo, you'd better improve because you are gonna get killed by BBS intellectuals. Don't underestimate people, never ever. Simona bought a scissors today, she doesn't live far away!

Davo
03-01-2007, 04:10 AM
Where is Simona from? :cool:

Where is my thread about shit? Is it deleted?:( :confused: :eek:

the_GoDdEsS
03-01-2007, 04:13 AM
Slovakia.

Your thread got deleted by moderation because it was inappropriate. And beside that, stupid.

Davo
03-01-2007, 04:14 AM
There are a lot of inappropriate threads.

the_GoDdEsS
03-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Examples? Maybe you're not really familiar with the forum guidelines.

Davo
03-01-2007, 04:32 AM
8/10 threads are inappropriate.

And Shit was nice thread.:(

HeadAroundU
03-01-2007, 08:43 AM
Davo, what was the thread about?

the_GoDdEsS
03-01-2007, 08:46 AM
You didn't see it? Some girl with shit on her head and then a person with shit in their pants. It was like im 10. lol, poo! funny!

And Davo, you still did not give me an example.

HeadAroundU
03-01-2007, 09:13 AM
Nope, amazing...:)

fischer
03-01-2007, 09:41 AM
Why do you leran Russian at schools? Since USSR? In this way may be. I think even in East Germany schoolers spoke Russian. But now this is already in the past, I thought.

the_GoDdEsS
03-01-2007, 10:05 AM
Why do you leran Russian at schools? Since USSR? In this way may be. I think even in East Germany schoolers spoke Russian. But now this is already in the past, I thought.

Back then Russian was compulsory at primary schools, high schools and universities. I believe it was one lesson every day.

After 1989 many schools still had many Russian teachers, some German teachers and there were almost no English teachers at that time. I remember as a child I had only a choice between German and Russian. So all through the 90's most students (especially in villages and small towns) learnt these two due to the lack of English teachers.

Then it slowly changed to English or German (at primary school) or both of them (at high school). Russian is nowadays becoming very rare even though there are still many old teachers so it's sometimes offered as an optional subject at schools or universities.

Davo
03-09-2007, 03:52 AM
Do you know that Slovakia is the nicest country?

Sin Studly
03-09-2007, 03:54 AM
Do you know that you're a fucking idiot?

Davo
03-09-2007, 03:58 AM
Are you sure? Because I think that you are a fucking idiot...

Davo
04-27-2007, 04:37 AM
Slovensko vyhrá MS v hokeji v Moskve.:)

Sin Studly
04-27-2007, 05:34 AM
Hockey is a wimpy sport.

Judge B
04-27-2007, 06:00 AM
Yeah, Championships are comin'. Good luck for Slovakian boys.

HeadAroundU
04-27-2007, 02:45 PM
Slovensko vyhrá MS v hokeji v Moskve.:)
No uvidime co vystruhaju zajtra proti Norom, zostava nebude kompletna, Demitra a Hossa pricestuju neskor. Budeme hrat na 3 patky. Celkovo si myslim, ze mame solidnu zostavu a mohli by sme zamiesat kartami. Na vitaza turnaja favorizujem Cechunov.

Davo
04-30-2007, 12:22 AM
Majstrovstvá musíme vyhrať my, lebo teraz máme silnú zostavu. Ale bohužiaľ zápas proti Nemcom asi neuvidím. Kurva!

Davo
05-04-2007, 01:31 AM
Slovakia will world champion in ice-hockej 2007. Now we only save-up our energy for play-off, so we lost game with Canada and USA.

HeadAroundU
05-04-2007, 11:07 AM
Only if our figure-skaters from NHL will start playing something and our genial couch breaks the first line up to spread the quality to the other lines.

Bazza
05-04-2007, 05:12 PM
I've got an important question, what's Bratislava like? In a couple of months I'll be there for two nights and was wondering if there are any recommended things to do/see? Also is it easy to communicate in English? I know a bit of Russian, but I know that that is dying out in Slovakia. Any help is much appreciated.

RickyCrack
05-04-2007, 05:47 PM
I've never had a problem with speaking english with people over there, but it dosn't hurt to know a little czech/slovak cuz older people rarely speak english.

the_GoDdEsS
05-05-2007, 05:06 AM
http://wikitravel.org/en/Bratislava Wikitravel will help you a lot and totally prepare you for most things. The rest depends on what you want to see and what you're interested in.

As for the language, in Bratislava many young (under 30) people speak at least some basic English, some are fluent so it shouldn't be a problem. Usually people who work in services, like hotels or restaurants, are required to speak some English, however don't expect all shop assistants to understand you. Apart from that, there's plenty people who speak German too and if you want to try Russian, go for the older people. There's still a good chance they'll converse with you.

Also, what RickyCrack said. As a last resort, you could have a look at some basic phrases, should be totally easy since you speak Russian.

HeadAroundU
05-05-2007, 09:15 AM
Slovakia - Czech republic

SLOVENSKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!111111

*oh noez, I'm like Davo*

HeadAroundU
05-05-2007, 12:18 PM
haaaaaaa!!!!

dfijfjdfkj;dfkjbdfeqvf'a

3-2 for Slovakia!

:D

Sin Studly
05-05-2007, 12:32 PM
http://wikitravel.org/en/Bratislava Wikitravel will help you a lot and totally prepare you for most things. The rest depends on what you want to see and what you're interested in.

As for the language, in Bratislava many young (under 30) people speak at least some basic English, some are fluent so it shouldn't be a problem. Usually people who work in services, like hotels or restaurants, are required to speak some English, however don't expect all shop assistants to understand you. Apart from that, there's plenty people who speak German too and if you want to try Russian, go for the older people. There's still a good chance they'll converse with you.

Also, what RickyCrack said. As a last resort, you could have a look at some basic phrases, should be totally easy since you speak Russian.

You left out the part where everyone speaks Hungarian.

Davo
05-07-2007, 12:04 AM
You left out the part where everyone speaks Hungarian.

Where is it?

Davo
05-09-2007, 01:02 AM
Where is it?

In Australia, ok.:)

Davo
05-09-2007, 01:03 AM
Ice-hockey, Moscow 2007

Czech Republic-Slovakia 2:3 (1:0, 0:2, 1:1)
Goals:
9. Plekanec (Marek, Barinka), 55. Klesla (Olesz, Plekanec) - 23. Demitra (Hossa, Gáborík), 31. Kapuš (Šatan, Podhradský), 54. Gáborík (Šatan).

CZECH REPUBLIC: Čechmánek - Židlický, Čáslava, Michálek, Barinka, Klesla, Hamr, Platil - Sýkora, Výborný, Hlinka - Tenkrát, Plekanec, Olesz - Irgl, Čajánek, Hubáček - Bednář, Marek, Rolinek - Novotný.

SLOVAKIA: Križan - Podhradský, Chára, Starosta, Štrbák, Harant, Stehlík, Jurčina - Šatan, Kapuš, Uram - Radivojevič, Kukumberg, Somík - Hossa, Demitra, Gáborík - Melichárek, Podkonický, Surový



http://www.sme.sk/cdata/3281517/svk-cze6.jpg

Trippy_
05-09-2007, 02:56 AM
http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050505/rick_76304.jpg will. beat. you.

yay
05-09-2007, 06:17 AM
First of all why add the "I dont know" option to the poll. Who the hell doesn't know if they've been to a country? and secondly, we all know Slovakia is a land of cheap hores, drugs and paid executions. Hostel summed up Slovakia brilliantly.

You want further proof of Slovakia's culture of underweight sluts, look no further than The Goddess.

the_GoDdEsS
05-09-2007, 06:21 AM
Are you getting mestrual now just because I stated a fact that you own different accounts on the forums?

yay
05-09-2007, 06:24 AM
Are you getting mestrual now just because I stated a fact that you own different accounts on the forums?No, everyone knows that I own different accounts on these forums, I used to spam with them. And I don't mind if you don't take anything I write seriously, but don't accuse me of spamming when I'm not.

Bazza
05-09-2007, 07:07 AM
we all know Slovakia is a land of cheap hores, drugs and paid executions. Hostel summed up Slovakia brilliantly.
So it is how I'm expecting it to be, Hostel has prepared me well.
*note heavy dosage of sarcasm*

HeadAroundU
05-09-2007, 12:50 PM
http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050505/rick_76304.jpg will. beat. you.
They have already beaten us in the basic group 5-4. We lost important quartefinal game today with Sweden. So we are flying home and can't revenge on Canada. :(

Rick Nash is very good.

Stop spamming yay.

yay
05-09-2007, 02:48 PM
They have already beaten us in the basic group 5-4. We lost important quartefinal game today with Sweden. So we are flying home and can't revenge on Canada. :(

Rick Nash is very good.

Stop spamming yay.How is anything I write, anything more spam than the dribble you write?

Trippy_
05-09-2007, 02:57 PM
yes, you lost. slovakia's team was full of pussycats, where was the heart to play for your national team? there wasn't such. :(

but the nhl playoffs are going and they're great to watch! im personally a fan of Boston Bruins and i watched many games this season live. Chara plays there, he's giant. :eek:

HeadAroundU
05-09-2007, 03:17 PM
How is anything I write, anything more spam than the dribble you write?
Stop quoting an unrelated stuff in my post, amateur.

yes, you lost. slovakia's team was full of pussycats, where was the heart to play for your national team? there wasn't such. :(

but the nhl playoffs are going and they're great to watch! im personally a fan of Boston Bruins and i watched many games this season live. Chara plays there, he's giant. :eek:
No, there was the heart but we didn't play as a team today. :( Sweden team played a lot of games in the same lineup before the championship. We had been waiting for NHL players. We put out very unbalanced performance, especially today.

I'm not watching NHL anymore, because Thrashers (Hossa) and Wilds (Gaborik, Demitra) had been eliminated. I hope that Ottawa will win, Meszaros is there, young talented Slovak defenceman. No other Slovaks. :(

Davo
05-10-2007, 01:16 AM
First of all why add the "I dont know" option to the poll. Who the hell doesn't know if they've been to a country?

Maybe somebody don't remember it.:)

Davo
05-10-2007, 01:43 AM
Slovakia - referees 4:7

The referee is a big cock. He has fuck eggs between his fuck legs. I will the happiest man in the world if his rod is carious and nutant.

HeadAroundU
05-10-2007, 08:37 AM
Don't be like that. Problems in Slovak hockey are far more complex.

Davo
05-18-2007, 04:31 AM
But we will win in Canada next year.:D

Davo
08-24-2007, 02:56 AM
Do you know any Slovak celebrities?

Sin Studly
08-24-2007, 03:56 AM
Nobody cares about Slovakia, sit the fuck down and shut up.

the_GoDdEsS
08-24-2007, 04:14 AM
We have celebrities? Like who, Braňo and Nora?

Davo
08-24-2007, 04:27 AM
We have celebrities? Like who, Braňo and Nora?

Braňo and Nora? No!:D Ján Slota, Marián Hossa, Róbert Vittek and so on.

the_GoDdEsS: prišla ti súkromná správa :D .

Davo
08-24-2007, 04:30 AM
Braňo and Nora? No!:D Ján Slota, Marián Hossa, Róbert Vittek and so on.

mainly at sports...

HeadAroundU
08-24-2007, 04:54 AM
Sin Studly knows Slota. :p

There's the NHL thread so some people know a few players for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Slovaks
Štefan Banič (1870-1941) - the inventor of the military parachute and of the first actively used parachute

Andy Warhol (Andrej Warhola) (1928-1987) — one of the most famous artists of the 20th century. He introduced Pop-Art to the world, and was the first artist to use a photographic silk-screen technique in his work. He was born in the United States as the son of emigrants from eastern Slovakia (members of the Ruthenian nationality from the village [[Miková), his first language was Rusyn language, he took over the religious views of his parents (and of eastern Europe) and he always wanted to return to the country of his parents, which obviously was not possible because of the communist regime in eastern Europe. There is a Warhol museum with some of his works in eastern Slovakia.

...

Szandi
08-24-2007, 03:47 PM
Sturovo is cool. :-)

HeadAroundU
08-24-2007, 03:57 PM
Don't tell me that you have Hedviga Malinova's blood.