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78 Water
12-08-2006, 05:25 PM
True or false?

ninthlayer
12-08-2006, 05:28 PM
You're a fag.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 05:31 PM
You're a fag.

hmm... True!

78 Water
12-08-2006, 05:35 PM
That is false.

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:03 PM
Your mother's a whore.

Italia311
12-08-2006, 06:07 PM
And thats the truth!

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:12 PM
Your mother's a whore.

My mother died five years ago, faggot.

JoY
12-08-2006, 06:14 PM
ah yay! someone with a dead mother to go with the people with dead fathers!

Llamas
12-08-2006, 06:14 PM
right. and she's whorin' it up in heaven!

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:15 PM
Yee-ouch. Don't share that kind of information here, because these people will use it against you for the rest of your time here. Sorry that she died (well, not really sorry, it's just unfortunate and I wish it didn't happen to ya), but most of these people won't be.

EDIT: See?

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:15 PM
Meh, just kidding. Just wanted to see what you would say.

HeadAroundU
12-08-2006, 06:15 PM
right. and she's whorin' it up in heaven!
lololololol

JoY
12-08-2006, 06:16 PM
Ricky; ur so schweet.<3

Llamas
12-08-2006, 06:16 PM
*deleted post*. :-P

WebDudette
12-08-2006, 06:16 PM
Meh, just kidding. Just wanted to see what you would say.

90% of the time that is the case with people who say 'My mom is dead'. So I rarely believe when people say it.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:17 PM
She didn't really die god dammit...

JoY
12-08-2006, 06:17 PM
I'm sorry that she died, too, but it is annoying when people act that way. obviously people don't actually mean your mom jokes, and it's annoying when people respond as though they meant them.

"YO MOMMA", I love it when they say that.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 06:17 PM
damn you, joy!!!

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:18 PM
Meh, just kidding. Just wanted to see what you would say.

Well, now that you've seen it, I can go back to calling your mother a stupid whore.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:19 PM
The definition of whore is "a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money". My mother is not a whore because she did it for jewelry, not money.

WebDudette
12-08-2006, 06:20 PM
Usually for money.

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:21 PM
The definition of whore is "a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money". My mother is not a whore because she did it for jewelry, not money.

No, the definition of a whore is your fucking cunt of a mother, dumbass.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:21 PM
The definition of usually is "habitual or customary", and she does it for jewelry all the time so doing it for maoney is not customary or habitual for her so she is not a whore.

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:23 PM
Pfft, the only jewelry she fucks for is the pearl necklace.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:23 PM
No, the definition of a whore is your fucking cunt of a mother, dumbass.

That's not what the dictionary says.

WebDudette
12-08-2006, 06:23 PM
I hate when people bring definitions for words like that into a convesation.

You know what he means. Same with people who always want to bring up that 'fag' doesn't mean someone who is homosexual.

JoY
12-08-2006, 06:24 PM
then the dictionary is WRONG.

next.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:26 PM
JohhnNemises's Dictionary:

Whore
Cunt
Fuck
Shit

Use these words and you'll be cool like me!

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:28 PM
I don't wanna be anything like JohnnNemises, because apparently his parents can't spell his own fuckin' name right.

Speaking of parents, your mother's a whore.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 06:29 PM
which dictionary are you using? I looked it up in several dictionaries:

Whore:

an offensive term for somebody regarded as being sexually indiscriminate

an offensive term for somebody who is regarded as willing to set aside principles or personal integrity in order to obtain something, usually for selfish motives

a promiscuous woman.

a woman whose behaviour in her sexual relationships is considered immoral


All of those fit your mother. Learn to use dictionaries.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:30 PM
Bananarchists are dumb

Llamas
12-08-2006, 06:31 PM
good reply to my post.

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:31 PM
As are people who can't spell "JohnnyNemesis" and people whose mothers fuck for pearl necklaces.

JoY
12-08-2006, 06:32 PM
I don't wanna be anything like JohnnNemises, because apparently his parents can't spell his own fuckin' name right.

Speaking of parents, your mother's a whore.

maaaajor LOLZ! ;D <3

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:32 PM
your mother's a whore
and she's a big bore
and she's annoying cause she snores
all over my floors
i'd rather eat bores
than deal with these whores

Llamas
12-08-2006, 06:36 PM
I tell ya, once you add someone to your ignore list for the first time, it becomes increasingly easier to add others... 78 water, because of this thread, is bordering on #3. :-/ Seriously, why do you ignore and skip over posts? I made a point to you, and you completely ignored it.

78 Water
12-08-2006, 06:37 PM
JohhnyNemises, I made you a Christmas present:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5099/untitledoy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

JoY
12-08-2006, 06:38 PM
hey, that's pretty good. I like it.

JohnnyNemesis
12-08-2006, 06:40 PM
JohhnyNemises, I made you a Christmas present:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/5099/untitledoy3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Holy shit, I actually like that. I don't know why you did something so nice after I just said all that stuff though. But thanks/I'm gonna use it.

Endymion
12-08-2006, 06:54 PM
oh boy, someone stumbled upon the cretan paradox. let's all don our togas and down some hemlock.

Lizardus
12-08-2006, 10:15 PM
I'm sorry for his mom.
She gave birth to him and she has to put up with it.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 10:17 PM
yeah but she has sex for jewelry, so I don't feel bad for her.

Apathy
12-08-2006, 10:31 PM
Pfft, the only jewelry she fucks for is the pearl necklace.

No one gave love to this. I don't know if it's because they don't understand it, or my sense of humor is just gross.

But I think it's hilarious. So Carry on, citizen.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 10:33 PM
I got it and have a gross sense of humor... but still didn't find it funny. :-/

Apathy
12-08-2006, 10:33 PM
I deem your sense of humor not gross enough for my liking.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 10:40 PM
no, see, it could have been used in a funny fashion. certain contexts would have made it funny. it just wasn't funny here.

WebDudette
12-08-2006, 10:41 PM
Meh, I found it funny, just not funny enough to mention.

Camel Filters
12-08-2006, 11:06 PM
Can't we all just get along. I hate fighting. It makes me all depressed.

Llamas
12-08-2006, 11:11 PM
Except that we're not fighting...

T-6005
12-09-2006, 12:17 AM
This thread went on for far too long.

SkunkIt
12-09-2006, 12:18 AM
I agree, minus Rick's Christmas avatar.

Paint_It_Black
12-09-2006, 12:55 AM
This thread went on for far too long.

Congrats on making it longer.

JohnnyNemesis
12-09-2006, 02:27 AM
No one gave love to this. I don't know if it's because they don't understand it, or my sense of humor is just gross.

Word.


no, see, it could have been used in a funny fashion. certain contexts would have made it funny. it just wasn't funny here.

He said his Mom has sex for jewelry. This was about the only way it would EVER be possible for that gag to be even remotely funny, because he mentioned the jewelry thing himself and I pounced; using that reference any other way would be desperate. You're laaaaaaaaaame!

JoY
12-09-2006, 03:46 AM
No one gave love to this. I don't know if it's because they don't understand it, or my sense of humor is just gross.

But I think it's hilarious. So Carry on, citizen.

I got it, but I didn't think that was how it was meant. I wuz lyke; "noes, innocent little Ricky couldn't possibly mean..." & thought my sense of humour was the one that was gross. thanks for setting it straight. now I know I'm mildly innocent myself, expecting Ricky to be innocent, but that at the same time I can think in naughty terms.